Chaos Faerie Masuki
Disclaimer:
Lord of the Rings is proper property of JRR Tolkein, god rest his weary soul. I don't own any of the characters named in this fic save for Chaos Fairy Masuki. If you so much as try to filch her, she will turn you into a giant Pixie Stick and I will eat you up so as to feed my Pixie Stick addiction.
With that said and done on with the show!
*strikes a giant gong with a Totsie Pop*
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Chaos Faerie Masuki
2) Two Towers Chaos
Frodo, Sam and Golum/Smegal are up in the hill as they look down at the massive army that traverses through the valley below.
"Elephants," Sam said, highly amazed. As the two admire the veiw, Smegal snuck quietly away...
And no wonder, for who should appear but Chaos Fairy Maskui. With a wink and a giggle, she showers the whole area in a light dusting of golden dust.
Then, without warning, Sam let the loudest and most foulest smell fart you ever heard! And if that wasn't enough, a strong wind kicked up and blew the fart gas down into the valley where the whole army gagged and then died on the gas.
"Woah, I never knew you could do that," Frodo said, amazed.
"Neither did I," Sam said. As the two Hobbits look on at the dead in the valley, the group of men who were sneaking up on them stand there in drop jaw shock.
"Oh wait Mr. Frodo, I think I feel another one coming," Sam said. Without another word, the men scrambled to run away from Sam as fast as possible.
"Oh, wait. False alarm," Sam said.
"I'm glad to hear that Sam. Now, let's continue our journey to Mount Mordor...where's Smegal?" Frodo asked. In the nearby bushes, Smegal laid on his side outcold and with those spirals that people get in Animes when they pass out. Poor Smegal had gotten a wiff of the deadly fart but instead of dying the poor guy only passed out.
END
Masuki: Today's Chaos Faerie Masuki is brought to you by The One Ring, never leave home without it! *slips on The One Ring and vanishes with a loud giggle* Now, which way to the Men's locker room?
Disclaimer:
Lord of the Rings is proper property of JRR Tolkein, god rest his weary soul. I don't own any of the characters named in this fic save for Chaos Fairy Masuki. If you so much as try to filch her, she will turn you into a giant Pixie Stick and I will eat you up so as to feed my Pixie Stick addiction.
With that said and done on with the show!
*strikes a giant gong with a Totsie Pop*
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Chaos Faerie Masuki
2) Two Towers Chaos
Frodo, Sam and Golum/Smegal are up in the hill as they look down at the massive army that traverses through the valley below.
"Elephants," Sam said, highly amazed. As the two admire the veiw, Smegal snuck quietly away...
And no wonder, for who should appear but Chaos Fairy Maskui. With a wink and a giggle, she showers the whole area in a light dusting of golden dust.
Then, without warning, Sam let the loudest and most foulest smell fart you ever heard! And if that wasn't enough, a strong wind kicked up and blew the fart gas down into the valley where the whole army gagged and then died on the gas.
"Woah, I never knew you could do that," Frodo said, amazed.
"Neither did I," Sam said. As the two Hobbits look on at the dead in the valley, the group of men who were sneaking up on them stand there in drop jaw shock.
"Oh wait Mr. Frodo, I think I feel another one coming," Sam said. Without another word, the men scrambled to run away from Sam as fast as possible.
"Oh, wait. False alarm," Sam said.
"I'm glad to hear that Sam. Now, let's continue our journey to Mount Mordor...where's Smegal?" Frodo asked. In the nearby bushes, Smegal laid on his side outcold and with those spirals that people get in Animes when they pass out. Poor Smegal had gotten a wiff of the deadly fart but instead of dying the poor guy only passed out.
END
Masuki: Today's Chaos Faerie Masuki is brought to you by The One Ring, never leave home without it! *slips on The One Ring and vanishes with a loud giggle* Now, which way to the Men's locker room?