Joey's Book of Boredom
By: Mavelus
Summary: School... is boring. Here's a guide on how to survive! Written by Joey Wheeler! From living through English class and moving cafeteria food!
Lesson 1:
Surviving Boring English
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Hi, I'm Joey Wheeler and I've decided to write a guide... thing... I'm new at this, but I hope it'll be as good as everyone else's! ^-^
Anyway, ever been so bored in class you either fell asleep or daydreamed? Well, being in Mrs. "plasticass"'s English class is exactly like! It's so boring!!! Well, here's a list of things to do if you are on the verge of sleep:
1. Make rude noises with your pits.
Yup, effective. Very effective! You annoy your teacher put the whole class in hysterics. With the addition of the rich snob glaring at you ^-~.
2. Cough insults at the snob.
Fun, but he always makes these snooty comments right back. If that don't work too well, have Mr. and Mrs. FistKnocker deal with em'! =D
3. Make faces at the teacher when her back is turned.
Ah, a classic. But you should add the wonderful "pit-music" to go with it!
and when all else fails...
Just fall asleep. Yep, it's the perfect alternative. ^-^
Just follow the list, nothin' can go wrong! Now, R/R this, and we'll move on to lesson 2!
~~~ As you can tell, Joey's one of my fav. Characters. ^-^ Please review, flames laughed at and used to burn useless things. (like Tea, squirrels, my principal, Tea, my old shoes, flamers houses, Tea, wood, B-B-Q, and Tea!)
By: Mavelus
Summary: School... is boring. Here's a guide on how to survive! Written by Joey Wheeler! From living through English class and moving cafeteria food!
Lesson 1:
Surviving Boring English
~~~~~*~~~~~
Hi, I'm Joey Wheeler and I've decided to write a guide... thing... I'm new at this, but I hope it'll be as good as everyone else's! ^-^
Anyway, ever been so bored in class you either fell asleep or daydreamed? Well, being in Mrs. "plasticass"'s English class is exactly like! It's so boring!!! Well, here's a list of things to do if you are on the verge of sleep:
1. Make rude noises with your pits.
Yup, effective. Very effective! You annoy your teacher put the whole class in hysterics. With the addition of the rich snob glaring at you ^-~.
2. Cough insults at the snob.
Fun, but he always makes these snooty comments right back. If that don't work too well, have Mr. and Mrs. FistKnocker deal with em'! =D
3. Make faces at the teacher when her back is turned.
Ah, a classic. But you should add the wonderful "pit-music" to go with it!
and when all else fails...
Just fall asleep. Yep, it's the perfect alternative. ^-^
Just follow the list, nothin' can go wrong! Now, R/R this, and we'll move on to lesson 2!
~~~ As you can tell, Joey's one of my fav. Characters. ^-^ Please review, flames laughed at and used to burn useless things. (like Tea, squirrels, my principal, Tea, my old shoes, flamers houses, Tea, wood, B-B-Q, and Tea!)