Joey's Book of Boredom
By: Mavelus
Summary: School... is boring. Here's a guide on how to survive! Written by Joey Wheeler! From living through English class and moving cafeteria food!
Lesson 2:
Cafeteria Food
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Hello there boys and girls! It's time for lesson 2! If you haven't read lesson one, TURN BACK!! GO BACK NOW! READ IT!!!!!!!!
Lesson 2 is on living through lunch. Now, I know good food (I eat, ALOT ^- ^) and the cafeteria's casserole should be banned. How to get rid of it? EASY!
1. Give it to your buddy!
Triston eats ANYTHING. He's my buddy when I get sick because of the cafeteria's nasty ass food.
2. Switch lunches
Simple, put it in a paper bag and ask a naive kid (like Ryou) if you want to swap. Of course they'll say yes! But beware: If this naive kid has a psychotic yami, a psychotic tomb robber yami, or an over-protective pharaoh yami- it's best you high tail after they say yes.
Example of failure:
(Ryou: (big and wide-eyed) *sniff* *sniff*
Bakura: (comes out of M. Ring)
Joey: O.O
Bakura: (chases Joey) GET BACK HERE WITH MY HIKARI'S LUNCH!!!
Joey: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! (runs for it)
Bakura: (catches Joey and beats the crap outta him!) (takes lunch and goes over to Ryou) Here.
Ryou: ^-^ Yay!)
See, it's painful! You get the shit beatin' outta you and you starve! It's best to run AFTER they say yes. NEVER linger and laugh at them when they open the bag... (*wince* pain....)
Now, review this and we'll move on! TO LESSON THREE! ONWARD!!!
By: Mavelus
Summary: School... is boring. Here's a guide on how to survive! Written by Joey Wheeler! From living through English class and moving cafeteria food!
Lesson 2:
Cafeteria Food
~~~~~*~~~~~
Hello there boys and girls! It's time for lesson 2! If you haven't read lesson one, TURN BACK!! GO BACK NOW! READ IT!!!!!!!!
Lesson 2 is on living through lunch. Now, I know good food (I eat, ALOT ^- ^) and the cafeteria's casserole should be banned. How to get rid of it? EASY!
1. Give it to your buddy!
Triston eats ANYTHING. He's my buddy when I get sick because of the cafeteria's nasty ass food.
2. Switch lunches
Simple, put it in a paper bag and ask a naive kid (like Ryou) if you want to swap. Of course they'll say yes! But beware: If this naive kid has a psychotic yami, a psychotic tomb robber yami, or an over-protective pharaoh yami- it's best you high tail after they say yes.
Example of failure:
(Ryou: (big and wide-eyed) *sniff* *sniff*
Bakura: (comes out of M. Ring)
Joey: O.O
Bakura: (chases Joey) GET BACK HERE WITH MY HIKARI'S LUNCH!!!
Joey: AAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! (runs for it)
Bakura: (catches Joey and beats the crap outta him!) (takes lunch and goes over to Ryou) Here.
Ryou: ^-^ Yay!)
See, it's painful! You get the shit beatin' outta you and you starve! It's best to run AFTER they say yes. NEVER linger and laugh at them when they open the bag... (*wince* pain....)
Now, review this and we'll move on! TO LESSON THREE! ONWARD!!!