Joey's Book of Boredom
LESSON 3!
Sorry for the long wait, but here it is. Lesson three of Joey's guidebook.
Lesson 3: Homework ~~~~~*~~~~~ Ready for the third lesson? Here we go!
Ah yes, thy hell that thy teachers give. HOMEWORK. It's evil, it's unnatural, and most of all EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Well, how do we avoid doing it? Simple!
Actually feed it to your dog!
Remember the old excuse "the dog ate my homework"??? Well, here's your chance for some free credits! Feed your homework assignment to the dog, take it to the vet, and give your teacher the x-rays. There, simple enough. Don't have a dog? Well, sucks for you than. Try this:
eat the assignment yourself!
Nuff said, ne?
Try the "get the naïve kid to do it". It's v-simple, but! You have to remember about the yami. They have one; use EXTREME caution.
Example of Failure:
(Joey: Please???? It's only a small favor!
Yugi: But- but- (tears up) *sniff* *sniff*
Joey: (panics) I'll give ya candy!
Yugi: (sees candy) @_@ oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh. candy...
Yami: (comes out of M. Puzzle) (beats the crap out of Joey)
Joey: X_x
Yugi: @_@ candy ish goooooddddddddd..
Yami: (grabs candy) Here.
Yugi: ^___________________________________________^ WEE!)
You wouldn't believe the injuries I got from just looking at him just because Mrs. Iamverymean assigned us this stupid algebra crap! -_-;;
Heh, review this and we move on to lesson 4! Onward!
~~~ Kay, peeps! Made more, sorry for the long wait. I have more homework than a Swedish monkey! @_@ Well, please review!
LESSON 3!
Sorry for the long wait, but here it is. Lesson three of Joey's guidebook.
Lesson 3: Homework ~~~~~*~~~~~ Ready for the third lesson? Here we go!
Ah yes, thy hell that thy teachers give. HOMEWORK. It's evil, it's unnatural, and most of all EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Well, how do we avoid doing it? Simple!
Actually feed it to your dog!
Remember the old excuse "the dog ate my homework"??? Well, here's your chance for some free credits! Feed your homework assignment to the dog, take it to the vet, and give your teacher the x-rays. There, simple enough. Don't have a dog? Well, sucks for you than. Try this:
eat the assignment yourself!
Nuff said, ne?
Try the "get the naïve kid to do it". It's v-simple, but! You have to remember about the yami. They have one; use EXTREME caution.
Example of Failure:
(Joey: Please???? It's only a small favor!
Yugi: But- but- (tears up) *sniff* *sniff*
Joey: (panics) I'll give ya candy!
Yugi: (sees candy) @_@ oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh. candy...
Yami: (comes out of M. Puzzle) (beats the crap out of Joey)
Joey: X_x
Yugi: @_@ candy ish goooooddddddddd..
Yami: (grabs candy) Here.
Yugi: ^___________________________________________^ WEE!)
You wouldn't believe the injuries I got from just looking at him just because Mrs. Iamverymean assigned us this stupid algebra crap! -_-;;
Heh, review this and we move on to lesson 4! Onward!
~~~ Kay, peeps! Made more, sorry for the long wait. I have more homework than a Swedish monkey! @_@ Well, please review!