Joey's Book of Boredom
By: Mavelus
Summary: Read the other ones on da other chappies.... ANYWAY, sorry for the long and excruciating wait but I have to freeze this again. This is my last update until further notice, sorry peeps. ^-^ Just enjoy it while it's here!
Lesson 4! BEGIN!!!
Lesson 4:
Living Through Geography: To save yourself from falling asleep
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Ah, geography. The ULTIMATE of all BORINGNESS. Maps, politics.... Blah. :P
How to live? EASY!
1.You know the fat guy that's asleep when the politics video's playin'? The one that sits next to you? Poke him with a sharp #2 pencil (don't have #2, use a pen or another sharp poking tool) and watch that flubber fly! It's funny when you're bored.
2. Make jokes about your teacher. (Ex: "He looks high", "Who shoved a cucumber up his ass?", "Making us watch this video, who pissed in his cheerio's this morning?", etc. etc.)
3. Bring in a dart suction-cup toy gun and shoot your teacher's wig off. (A/N: It works, my friend tried it. ;))
4. bring in a whoopee-cushion and put on your enemy's or teachers chair. *snickers* That'll teach Kaiba to mess wit' me! XD
5. Provoke the naïve kid. This is NOT recommended. It's just here for decoration..
Ex:
(Joey: (pokes Malik)
Malik: (tears up)
Marik: (comes out of.... Nowhere) (beats the crap out of Joey)
Geography class: (doesn't notice)
Teacher: Blah, blah, blah....
Video: Blah, blah, blah....
Joey: X_x
Malik: ^0^)
Beaten three times cuz o' these jerks....... O.o Woah, guys, I didn't mean it! Stay back! What are you doing with that rope??? What's with the knife Bakura??? BACK! BACK I SAY!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs*
To lesson 5, ONWARD!!!
~~~~~
Again, sorry for the wait. But it's frozen again. Read my updates system on my Bio for info, don't forget to check the news! ^-^
Much love and no flames!
~Mavelus
By: Mavelus
Summary: Read the other ones on da other chappies.... ANYWAY, sorry for the long and excruciating wait but I have to freeze this again. This is my last update until further notice, sorry peeps. ^-^ Just enjoy it while it's here!
Lesson 4! BEGIN!!!
Lesson 4:
Living Through Geography: To save yourself from falling asleep
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ah, geography. The ULTIMATE of all BORINGNESS. Maps, politics.... Blah. :P
How to live? EASY!
1.You know the fat guy that's asleep when the politics video's playin'? The one that sits next to you? Poke him with a sharp #2 pencil (don't have #2, use a pen or another sharp poking tool) and watch that flubber fly! It's funny when you're bored.
2. Make jokes about your teacher. (Ex: "He looks high", "Who shoved a cucumber up his ass?", "Making us watch this video, who pissed in his cheerio's this morning?", etc. etc.)
3. Bring in a dart suction-cup toy gun and shoot your teacher's wig off. (A/N: It works, my friend tried it. ;))
4. bring in a whoopee-cushion and put on your enemy's or teachers chair. *snickers* That'll teach Kaiba to mess wit' me! XD
5. Provoke the naïve kid. This is NOT recommended. It's just here for decoration..
Ex:
(Joey: (pokes Malik)
Malik: (tears up)
Marik: (comes out of.... Nowhere) (beats the crap out of Joey)
Geography class: (doesn't notice)
Teacher: Blah, blah, blah....
Video: Blah, blah, blah....
Joey: X_x
Malik: ^0^)
Beaten three times cuz o' these jerks....... O.o Woah, guys, I didn't mean it! Stay back! What are you doing with that rope??? What's with the knife Bakura??? BACK! BACK I SAY!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs*
To lesson 5, ONWARD!!!
~~~~~
Again, sorry for the wait. But it's frozen again. Read my updates system on my Bio for info, don't forget to check the news! ^-^
Much love and no flames!
~Mavelus