Hardyharhar!! Hey guys. Hope you like my..(dundundunnnnnn..) chapter. Aha.
AHA. AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!! *ahem* yes. So here it is. OH! And reveiws will
be sooooo nice. NICE I TELL YE!!
Day 2
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11 December 2003
Dr. Smithers: Glad you guys are watching the official starting episode of
Insaneo. Yesterday and today, two people were reported to go insane.
Boromir of Gondor.? *squints at script* appeared to have the weakest
intellect. Here is a short video tape two years ago of Boromir.
(Tape)Boromir: Um.hello. I moose my hair every morning and I like chocolate
mousses and I um like mooses.
*tape ends*
Dr. Smithers: Now we present Boromir.
Boromir: *jumps on chair* MY SWINE! THE SWINE IS MINE!!!
Dr. Smithers: *glasses falls off* uh-
Boromir: *rips chair and eats stuffing out of it* BACK OFF OF THE SWINE!
ENIWS ETH FO FFO KCAB!!
Dr. Smithers: Boromir! Calm yourself! Er.I'm not an exorcist so------
Boromir: *starts eating hair* Filthy humans.
Dr. Smithers: *swallows* hello, Boromir. How did it feel to be locked up in
a cage such as---
Boromir: *throws up stuff* MY SWINE!! MY SWINE!! *pounces on Dr. Smithers*
*channel blankout*
Dr. Smithers: *looking beat-up* Thanks for staying in tune. The second
person to go insane is but a blacksmith named Will Turner. First, observe
the video tape and notice the changes.
(Tape)Will Turner: *holds up hand in a scout honor motion* On my honor I
will try to serve God and my country, to help people at all times, and to
live by the girl scout law!
*tape ends*
Dr. Smithers: Welcome, Mr. Turner.
Will: Man, why's you talkin' like that, 'sound like white folk!
Dr. Smithers: *is shocked* Uh. Hello, Will.
Will: 'S'up, dawg. And call me Willz Shiz, homie.
Dr. Smithers: Ok, M-Willz Shiz--------
Will: Just changed mah mind, Smithaly. Call yo homie Zhizzy.
Dr. Smithers: Er, Zhizzy. Tell us about your 2 year stay in a
straighjacket.
Will: I tell ya what, Smithaly Shizally, fo those 2 yeas my shizzle's gone
bizzizzle!
Dr. Smithers: W----
Will: Man, though, I tell ya what, Smitha, those damn fruit roll ups had me
goin'!
Dr. Smithers: *looks exhausted* Yes, Will, do tell about your food.
Will: Dang, dawg, what you put in dose thangs? Everywun 'a my homies was
shittin' up a storm like a mad house, Smith-o.
That thurrrrrrrr was an interestin THANG!
Dr. Smithers: Uh. Wil-Zhizzy, I'm sorry to break the news to you, but
profanity on TV is a no-no.
Will: Sounding like white folk again, homie; dang it dawg, I can fuc****
*the beeper on TV was partially late* use profanity on TV if I want to,
Smithally bizzle!
Dr. Smithers: Uh, one last question, er, Zhizzy, before we go. You do know
that you haven't won the 100,000,000,000 dollars, right?
Will: .what?
Dr. Smithers: Uh, yes---Zhizzle you frizzle on the chizzle whatever your
name is.
Will: WHAT?! You mean you old white man just bring me up to this---?!??! OH
MAN you ganna get it! Get yo dukes up and sh----
*Will is carried away by paramedics*
Dr. Smithers: Don't worry, these freaks are going under special care in the
um hospital or something. Well, 2 people off the list: Boromir and Will.
Stay tuned for next time: who will be next?
WHOO! My eyes hurt. Thanks for y'all who reviewed! I was actually surprised
that some people reveiwed on the first day. STAYA TUNEDA FOR A THE NEXTA
CHAPTERA!! My fingers hurt. But that's ok! I had Subway for lunch!!
Bwahhahahahahha!!!!
AHA. AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!! *ahem* yes. So here it is. OH! And reveiws will
be sooooo nice. NICE I TELL YE!!
Day 2
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11 December 2003
Dr. Smithers: Glad you guys are watching the official starting episode of
Insaneo. Yesterday and today, two people were reported to go insane.
Boromir of Gondor.? *squints at script* appeared to have the weakest
intellect. Here is a short video tape two years ago of Boromir.
(Tape)Boromir: Um.hello. I moose my hair every morning and I like chocolate
mousses and I um like mooses.
*tape ends*
Dr. Smithers: Now we present Boromir.
Boromir: *jumps on chair* MY SWINE! THE SWINE IS MINE!!!
Dr. Smithers: *glasses falls off* uh-
Boromir: *rips chair and eats stuffing out of it* BACK OFF OF THE SWINE!
ENIWS ETH FO FFO KCAB!!
Dr. Smithers: Boromir! Calm yourself! Er.I'm not an exorcist so------
Boromir: *starts eating hair* Filthy humans.
Dr. Smithers: *swallows* hello, Boromir. How did it feel to be locked up in
a cage such as---
Boromir: *throws up stuff* MY SWINE!! MY SWINE!! *pounces on Dr. Smithers*
*channel blankout*
Dr. Smithers: *looking beat-up* Thanks for staying in tune. The second
person to go insane is but a blacksmith named Will Turner. First, observe
the video tape and notice the changes.
(Tape)Will Turner: *holds up hand in a scout honor motion* On my honor I
will try to serve God and my country, to help people at all times, and to
live by the girl scout law!
*tape ends*
Dr. Smithers: Welcome, Mr. Turner.
Will: Man, why's you talkin' like that, 'sound like white folk!
Dr. Smithers: *is shocked* Uh. Hello, Will.
Will: 'S'up, dawg. And call me Willz Shiz, homie.
Dr. Smithers: Ok, M-Willz Shiz--------
Will: Just changed mah mind, Smithaly. Call yo homie Zhizzy.
Dr. Smithers: Er, Zhizzy. Tell us about your 2 year stay in a
straighjacket.
Will: I tell ya what, Smithaly Shizally, fo those 2 yeas my shizzle's gone
bizzizzle!
Dr. Smithers: W----
Will: Man, though, I tell ya what, Smitha, those damn fruit roll ups had me
goin'!
Dr. Smithers: *looks exhausted* Yes, Will, do tell about your food.
Will: Dang, dawg, what you put in dose thangs? Everywun 'a my homies was
shittin' up a storm like a mad house, Smith-o.
That thurrrrrrrr was an interestin THANG!
Dr. Smithers: Uh. Wil-Zhizzy, I'm sorry to break the news to you, but
profanity on TV is a no-no.
Will: Sounding like white folk again, homie; dang it dawg, I can fuc****
*the beeper on TV was partially late* use profanity on TV if I want to,
Smithally bizzle!
Dr. Smithers: Uh, one last question, er, Zhizzy, before we go. You do know
that you haven't won the 100,000,000,000 dollars, right?
Will: .what?
Dr. Smithers: Uh, yes---Zhizzle you frizzle on the chizzle whatever your
name is.
Will: WHAT?! You mean you old white man just bring me up to this---?!??! OH
MAN you ganna get it! Get yo dukes up and sh----
*Will is carried away by paramedics*
Dr. Smithers: Don't worry, these freaks are going under special care in the
um hospital or something. Well, 2 people off the list: Boromir and Will.
Stay tuned for next time: who will be next?
WHOO! My eyes hurt. Thanks for y'all who reviewed! I was actually surprised
that some people reveiwed on the first day. STAYA TUNEDA FOR A THE NEXTA
CHAPTERA!! My fingers hurt. But that's ok! I had Subway for lunch!!
Bwahhahahahahha!!!!