Hardyharhar!! Hey guys. Hope you like my..(dundundunnnnnn..) chapter. Aha.
AHA. If this story offends you guys, don't read it!! Geez!! One person was
complaining about "discusting tones of racism." ? yeah, ok. That's just the
way the world is, lady!! Hehe. Sorry! Anyways!! :D
Day 3
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3 January 2004
*weird little alien music is playing*
Dr. Smithers: *eating doritoes and is cussing while they're getting his
make-up done*
Camera man: er.
Dr. Smithers: yeah yeah shut the f-*beep* thing *beep* in the h-
*channel goes blank*
*sometime later*
Dr. Smithers: Welcome back, veiwers of Insaneo! Sometime earlier this week
we've had a case of insanity. Today they are sadly put out of the picture.
The third one to report insane is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. For a BEFORE
and AFTER affect, a tape of Aragorn from two years ago will be shown to you
all.
(Tape)Aragorn: I shall thwart evil! Die!! *kills the camera*
Dr. Smithers: and now welcome Aragorn!
*Aragorn enters on an 'invisible horse'*
Dr. Smithers: Welcome, Aragorn.
Aragorn: Howdy-doo to you, stranger.
Dr. Smithers: Now, Aragorn.do you realize you're the third person to lose
the 100,000,000,000 dollars?
Aragorn: *burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp* mighty apoligize, partner.
Dr. Smithers: *slowly turns head towards camera*
Aragorn: *burp burp glughg blurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp* Dang,
Hidalgo! Your chili is tearin' me up!
Dr. Smithers: Ok, well, Aragorn. Tell us about your time down there. In
your straightjacket. How did it feel? Did you feel like an.animal?
Aragorn: An animal? You right down know I'm an animal, Hidalgo, buddy. Hi-
ho, Silver! *slaps butt and gallops across the floor*
Dr. Smithers: ehe.
Aragorn: mustang's too small fer the OCEAN O FIAH!!
Dr. Smithers: Er.Aragorn. Can you recall memories of life from before-
Aragorn: Ganderbuilt, Hidalgo. Remember them beans we ate under the stars
together?
Dr. Smithers: ok. Well.
Aragorn: *burps through nostrils* Dangit, them chilis!
Dr. Smithers: BILL!! I can't do this anym-
*channel goes blank*
Aragorn: -and do my laundry, Smithers! *whip whip!*
Sorry it was so short. Now, the big question is`````WILL I FIND MY RICE
KRISPY TREAT SITTING UNDER MY BED?!?!?! Stay tuned, folks. Look out for
chappy three. IT'LL BE MORE INTERESTER BECAUSE BECAUSE IT JUST WILL BE!!
Who will win??? Noooooobodyy knowwwws.
AHA. If this story offends you guys, don't read it!! Geez!! One person was
complaining about "discusting tones of racism." ? yeah, ok. That's just the
way the world is, lady!! Hehe. Sorry! Anyways!! :D
Day 3
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3 January 2004
*weird little alien music is playing*
Dr. Smithers: *eating doritoes and is cussing while they're getting his
make-up done*
Camera man: er.
Dr. Smithers: yeah yeah shut the f-*beep* thing *beep* in the h-
*channel goes blank*
*sometime later*
Dr. Smithers: Welcome back, veiwers of Insaneo! Sometime earlier this week
we've had a case of insanity. Today they are sadly put out of the picture.
The third one to report insane is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. For a BEFORE
and AFTER affect, a tape of Aragorn from two years ago will be shown to you
all.
(Tape)Aragorn: I shall thwart evil! Die!! *kills the camera*
Dr. Smithers: and now welcome Aragorn!
*Aragorn enters on an 'invisible horse'*
Dr. Smithers: Welcome, Aragorn.
Aragorn: Howdy-doo to you, stranger.
Dr. Smithers: Now, Aragorn.do you realize you're the third person to lose
the 100,000,000,000 dollars?
Aragorn: *burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp* mighty apoligize, partner.
Dr. Smithers: *slowly turns head towards camera*
Aragorn: *burp burp glughg blurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp* Dang,
Hidalgo! Your chili is tearin' me up!
Dr. Smithers: Ok, well, Aragorn. Tell us about your time down there. In
your straightjacket. How did it feel? Did you feel like an.animal?
Aragorn: An animal? You right down know I'm an animal, Hidalgo, buddy. Hi-
ho, Silver! *slaps butt and gallops across the floor*
Dr. Smithers: ehe.
Aragorn: mustang's too small fer the OCEAN O FIAH!!
Dr. Smithers: Er.Aragorn. Can you recall memories of life from before-
Aragorn: Ganderbuilt, Hidalgo. Remember them beans we ate under the stars
together?
Dr. Smithers: ok. Well.
Aragorn: *burps through nostrils* Dangit, them chilis!
Dr. Smithers: BILL!! I can't do this anym-
*channel goes blank*
Aragorn: -and do my laundry, Smithers! *whip whip!*
Sorry it was so short. Now, the big question is`````WILL I FIND MY RICE
KRISPY TREAT SITTING UNDER MY BED?!?!?! Stay tuned, folks. Look out for
chappy three. IT'LL BE MORE INTERESTER BECAUSE BECAUSE IT JUST WILL BE!!
Who will win??? Noooooobodyy knowwwws.