Rockin' New Year!
To Red Witch: Of course the adults will get drunk! I'll try to bring in some Kelly torture!
To Jckidsmart: You're welcome! Have fun in China!
To Sparky Genocide: Oh, we'll see.
To Aaron: Yeah, Lila is now a Superstar! As for Lila meeting Ace, we'll see.
To Wizard1: Hmmm...Well, two songs come to my mind when I think of the Starrs. Two Kiss songs. Paul could sing "Love Gun" and Craig could belt out "Unholy".
Chapter 2: Meeting the X-Men and Kelly Torture!
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"TOAD!!!!" Jean yelled. She entered the yard covered in slime. "When I get my hands on you huh?" She noticed a studio tour car driving around the yard. She recognized the Superstars, but didn't recognize the huge almost- bald man and the black-haired girl with them.
"And over here, we have Jean Grey, Snobbicus Maximus. A rare species, Thank God." Lance said into a microphone. Jean glared.
"Who are these two?" Jean pointed at Lila and Guido.
"Oh this is Guido Carosella, and the newest member of the Superstars, Lila Cheney." Lance motioned to the twosome. Lila laughed at Jean.
"Oh I heard you were a slimeball, but that's a bit much!" Lila burst out laughing. Jean glared at the mutant rocker. "I never could stand prom queens. So snobby and self-centered."
"Nice to meet you too, Lila." Jean glared. The Superstars and Guido entered the Mansion, where Lance continued showing them around. Guido listened intently, but Lila laid eyes on something that piqued her interest.
"Hey Paul." She nudged Starchild's shoulder, pointing at Sam. "Who is that sexy beast?"
"Oh that's Sam Guthrie." Paul smiled. "He's from Kentucky. He's called Cannonball because he can fire himself like a human rocket."
"Wow..." Lila stared at Sam. Cannonball was walking by, carrying a toolbox.
"He's really nice." Paul added. "He likes to ride dirt bikes. We got him one for Christmas."
"Is he single?" Lila wondered.
"Yeah." Paul grinned. Lila had an evil smile on her face.
"Ooh, the fun I'll have with that Kentucky cutie." She rubbed her hands together in a mad scientist manner.
{Love at first sight} Paul snickered to himself.
"And over here we have Professor Charles Xavier, reading in his study. Note his incredible baldness, and the fact that I just set his wheelchair on fire." Pyro grinned.
"WAHHHHHH!!!!!!" Xavier could be seen speeding past the door several times, his wheelchair on fire. "SOMEBODY HELP ME!!"
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(Back Roads, Bayville)
Senator Kelly drove down the back roads of Bayville, trying to get his mind off what happened to him on Christmas.
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(Christmas Day)
Senator Kelly was walking in front of a reindeer farm. Suddenly, someone threw a water balloon at him and hit him in the face.
"AIEEE!!!" Kelly groaned. "$#%&@() KIDS!!!!!" He then saw a laminated note on the ground.
"Enjoy the reindeer pheromones. Love, Trinity." Kelly read the note. "Reindeer pheromones?" Kelly turned around and saw a stampede of lovestruck reindeer race toward him. Kelly tried to run away, but the reindeer got him. "OH GOD!!! FIRST TURKEYS, NOW THIS!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"Aw man, it seems like every animal in the kingdom's out to assault me!" Kelly moaned. "What'd I do to deserve this? All I wanna do is save the world from some mutants, and instead, I get assaulted by reindeer! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!" Kelly noticed something on the road. "What the-- ?" He noticed the Dreadnoks were riding in on motorcycles towards him, and they showed no signs of stopping. Among the bikes was a Dreadnok-modified black-and-neon green van, driven by Virus. The weather machine was inside it. "Hey it's Senator Kelly!" Torch laughed.
"Let's make him FEEL!!!!! SOME!!!!! PAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!" Leathersuit crowed behind Torch, flexing his green-scaled muscles.
"Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!" Kelly whimpered, sinking into his seat as the Dreadnoks surrounded him.
"What're you bloody morons doing?" Virus wondered.
"Help!" Kelly whimpered as Leathersuit pulled Kelly out of the car. "Oh please don't hurt me!"
"I say we hurt him bad!" Monkeywrench grinned.
"Yeah!" Torch agreed.
"Cool!" Buzzer whooped.
"Alright!" Ripper smirked, prepping his bayonet.
"I want you to FEEL!!!! SOME!!!! PAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Leathersuit grinned at Kelly, making the Senator wet his pants. He screamed at the Dreadnoks.
"You guys are fellow humans! Why are you taking orders from this freak?! Help me!!"
"He ain't our boss, he's out teammate." Torch grinned.
"Yes. Our team-mate may have a genetic difference, but he is no less a person." Donald replied. "Yeah, he's a mutant, but they're cool with us!" Road Pig added.
"We'll go ahead, Leathersuit. You have fun." The Dreadnoks left a whimpering Kelly in the hands of the teen half-alligator.
"I'm gonna get the snot beaten out of me, huh?" Kelly moaned.
"Yup." Leathersuit grinned. "PAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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(The X-Mansion)
"WHAT?!" Scott roared. "The Misfits got another member?!"
"Yeah. She's named Lila Cheney. I'm not sure what kind of powers she has." Jean replied.
"I'm a teleporter." Lila smirked. "I've heard of you. Cyclops. Uncontrollable optic beams." She looked him over. "Bit scrawny, aren't you?"
"Hey!" Scott said.
"A teleporter?" Jean asked.
"Yeah. But I'm a long-ranger. I can go across the galaxy if I want. But my powers don't work too well on short distances. I have to make a stop to do that." Lila shrugged. She noticed Jean had cleaned the slime off her. "You looked better with the slime on you."
"Hey!" Jean snapped.
"You can teleport long-range?" Kurt overheard. "Across a galaxy?"
"Yep." Lila grinned. "I have a little place on a blue planet waaaaaaaaaaaaay far away from here." She looked Kurt over. "You know, you are kinda cute. Blue is your color." Kurt blushed.
"I have a girlfriend." He said. Lila chuckled.
"Well, she's one lucky gal, that's all I'll say." Lila walked away. She walked to the garage and noticed Sam working on his bike. {Well, he's got a nice butt. So far, so good.} Cannonball felt a hand on him, then he turned and saw Lila.
"May I help you?"
{He's polite. He also has nice hair. I'm liking him more and more every minute} Lila mentally noted. "Ever dated a rocker, cutie?"
When Lila met Sam, madness will happen! It must be something in the Bayville air! What more madness will happen? Will Sam be able to escape Lila? Find out in the next chapter!
To Red Witch: Of course the adults will get drunk! I'll try to bring in some Kelly torture!
To Jckidsmart: You're welcome! Have fun in China!
To Sparky Genocide: Oh, we'll see.
To Aaron: Yeah, Lila is now a Superstar! As for Lila meeting Ace, we'll see.
To Wizard1: Hmmm...Well, two songs come to my mind when I think of the Starrs. Two Kiss songs. Paul could sing "Love Gun" and Craig could belt out "Unholy".
Chapter 2: Meeting the X-Men and Kelly Torture!
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"TOAD!!!!" Jean yelled. She entered the yard covered in slime. "When I get my hands on you huh?" She noticed a studio tour car driving around the yard. She recognized the Superstars, but didn't recognize the huge almost- bald man and the black-haired girl with them.
"And over here, we have Jean Grey, Snobbicus Maximus. A rare species, Thank God." Lance said into a microphone. Jean glared.
"Who are these two?" Jean pointed at Lila and Guido.
"Oh this is Guido Carosella, and the newest member of the Superstars, Lila Cheney." Lance motioned to the twosome. Lila laughed at Jean.
"Oh I heard you were a slimeball, but that's a bit much!" Lila burst out laughing. Jean glared at the mutant rocker. "I never could stand prom queens. So snobby and self-centered."
"Nice to meet you too, Lila." Jean glared. The Superstars and Guido entered the Mansion, where Lance continued showing them around. Guido listened intently, but Lila laid eyes on something that piqued her interest.
"Hey Paul." She nudged Starchild's shoulder, pointing at Sam. "Who is that sexy beast?"
"Oh that's Sam Guthrie." Paul smiled. "He's from Kentucky. He's called Cannonball because he can fire himself like a human rocket."
"Wow..." Lila stared at Sam. Cannonball was walking by, carrying a toolbox.
"He's really nice." Paul added. "He likes to ride dirt bikes. We got him one for Christmas."
"Is he single?" Lila wondered.
"Yeah." Paul grinned. Lila had an evil smile on her face.
"Ooh, the fun I'll have with that Kentucky cutie." She rubbed her hands together in a mad scientist manner.
{Love at first sight} Paul snickered to himself.
"And over here we have Professor Charles Xavier, reading in his study. Note his incredible baldness, and the fact that I just set his wheelchair on fire." Pyro grinned.
"WAHHHHHH!!!!!!" Xavier could be seen speeding past the door several times, his wheelchair on fire. "SOMEBODY HELP ME!!"
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(Back Roads, Bayville)
Senator Kelly drove down the back roads of Bayville, trying to get his mind off what happened to him on Christmas.
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(Christmas Day)
Senator Kelly was walking in front of a reindeer farm. Suddenly, someone threw a water balloon at him and hit him in the face.
"AIEEE!!!" Kelly groaned. "$#%&@() KIDS!!!!!" He then saw a laminated note on the ground.
"Enjoy the reindeer pheromones. Love, Trinity." Kelly read the note. "Reindeer pheromones?" Kelly turned around and saw a stampede of lovestruck reindeer race toward him. Kelly tried to run away, but the reindeer got him. "OH GOD!!! FIRST TURKEYS, NOW THIS!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"Aw man, it seems like every animal in the kingdom's out to assault me!" Kelly moaned. "What'd I do to deserve this? All I wanna do is save the world from some mutants, and instead, I get assaulted by reindeer! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!" Kelly noticed something on the road. "What the-- ?" He noticed the Dreadnoks were riding in on motorcycles towards him, and they showed no signs of stopping. Among the bikes was a Dreadnok-modified black-and-neon green van, driven by Virus. The weather machine was inside it. "Hey it's Senator Kelly!" Torch laughed.
"Let's make him FEEL!!!!! SOME!!!!! PAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!" Leathersuit crowed behind Torch, flexing his green-scaled muscles.
"Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!" Kelly whimpered, sinking into his seat as the Dreadnoks surrounded him.
"What're you bloody morons doing?" Virus wondered.
"Help!" Kelly whimpered as Leathersuit pulled Kelly out of the car. "Oh please don't hurt me!"
"I say we hurt him bad!" Monkeywrench grinned.
"Yeah!" Torch agreed.
"Cool!" Buzzer whooped.
"Alright!" Ripper smirked, prepping his bayonet.
"I want you to FEEL!!!! SOME!!!! PAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Leathersuit grinned at Kelly, making the Senator wet his pants. He screamed at the Dreadnoks.
"You guys are fellow humans! Why are you taking orders from this freak?! Help me!!"
"He ain't our boss, he's out teammate." Torch grinned.
"Yes. Our team-mate may have a genetic difference, but he is no less a person." Donald replied. "Yeah, he's a mutant, but they're cool with us!" Road Pig added.
"We'll go ahead, Leathersuit. You have fun." The Dreadnoks left a whimpering Kelly in the hands of the teen half-alligator.
"I'm gonna get the snot beaten out of me, huh?" Kelly moaned.
"Yup." Leathersuit grinned. "PAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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(The X-Mansion)
"WHAT?!" Scott roared. "The Misfits got another member?!"
"Yeah. She's named Lila Cheney. I'm not sure what kind of powers she has." Jean replied.
"I'm a teleporter." Lila smirked. "I've heard of you. Cyclops. Uncontrollable optic beams." She looked him over. "Bit scrawny, aren't you?"
"Hey!" Scott said.
"A teleporter?" Jean asked.
"Yeah. But I'm a long-ranger. I can go across the galaxy if I want. But my powers don't work too well on short distances. I have to make a stop to do that." Lila shrugged. She noticed Jean had cleaned the slime off her. "You looked better with the slime on you."
"Hey!" Jean snapped.
"You can teleport long-range?" Kurt overheard. "Across a galaxy?"
"Yep." Lila grinned. "I have a little place on a blue planet waaaaaaaaaaaaay far away from here." She looked Kurt over. "You know, you are kinda cute. Blue is your color." Kurt blushed.
"I have a girlfriend." He said. Lila chuckled.
"Well, she's one lucky gal, that's all I'll say." Lila walked away. She walked to the garage and noticed Sam working on his bike. {Well, he's got a nice butt. So far, so good.} Cannonball felt a hand on him, then he turned and saw Lila.
"May I help you?"
{He's polite. He also has nice hair. I'm liking him more and more every minute} Lila mentally noted. "Ever dated a rocker, cutie?"
When Lila met Sam, madness will happen! It must be something in the Bayville air! What more madness will happen? Will Sam be able to escape Lila? Find out in the next chapter!