Rockin' New Year!
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Marvel and Sunbow except Althea, Xi, Trinity (Red Witch), Starchild, Darkstar, Bulldog, and Lionheart (mine).
To Wizard1: Yup, those are the songs. Oh yeah, I can also imagine Scott singing "He Stole Their Love", a re-work of Kiss's "I Stole Your Love.", about Starchild's popularity with the X-Girls. Oh, I don't think Sammy-Boy will want to get away from Lila Cheney.
To Red Witch: I think you may be surprised. BTW, What's gonna happen with Jesse? I WANNA KNOW!!! Don't tell me he's dating Althea's mom! Don't let that happen!
To Aaron: Yeah, Lila does fit in well with the Misfits. I think we'll find out reactions here. Leathersuit didn't assault Kelly in the way the turkeys and reindeer did.
To Sparky Genocide: Guido is an adult in the Misfit-verse. I have special plans for the big lug.
To torque: Poor you! I'm done with my finals. Good luck!
Chapter 3: Insanity erupts!
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"Uhmmmm..." Sam blushed at the sight of Lila. "Hi." Lila smirked.
"Are you gonna stand there and gawk at me all day, not that I mind, or are you going to tell me more about yourself?" The mutant rocker laughed. {He is kinda cute with that blush}
"Well, um..." Sam gulped. "Why'd you grab my butt?"
"Sorry." Lila shrugged. "Your butt's magnetic to my hand." Sam groaned.
"Who are you, anyway?" He wondered. Lila put on a look of mock horror.
"You mean, you've never heard of me? I'm Lila Cheney, Queen of Rock 'n' Roll!"
"You're a rockstar?" Sam said.
"Don't tell me that one of those guys that likes classical." Lila groaned. "I can't stand Mozart."
"I prefer classic rock myself. 70s stuff." Sam replied.
"You like Halen." She nodded.
"How'd you know I like Van Halen?" Sam blinked.
"You got that whole David Lee Roth vibe." Lila snickered. "You certainly got his looks."
"He's a swaggering egomaniac." Sam told her.
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"So, tell us some more about yourself, Mr. Carosella." Xavier insisted. He, Logan, Hank, and Ororo were sitting at the table. The huge bodyguard was sipping some tea Storm had made.
"Good tea." Guido said. "Well, I used to be a scrawny kid, picked on a lot. But when my powers emerged, no one ever made fun of me anymore. I can absorb kinetic force and convert it into superhuman strength. However, I can only absorb so much, and hold it for so long. I held too much for too long, and it disfigured me." Guido explained his odd body. "My parents were very frugal, but I can't hold five bucks to save my life. To make ends meet, I took a job as Lila's bodyguard. She and I became inseparable. A real team. You won't believe the stuff I've seen in my time as her bodyguard."
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Sam streaked by, screaming. One could note lipstick was on his face, and his shirt was ripped up. "GET HER AWAY FROM ME!!!" An insanely-laughing Lila pursued him.
"Lila's a bit forward when it comes to guys she likes." Guido sighed.
"KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF ME, CHENEY!!! I AM SERIOUS HERE!!!!" Sam yelled. Tabby and Althea laughed at the whole thing.
"Man, I like Lila Cheney already!" Tabby laughed.
"Hey Sammy, you'd better pour on the speed, dude!" Althea laughed.
"HELP ME!!!"
"I'd better go help the kid before Lila goes after his pants." Guido chuckled as he got up and walked away. The elder X-Men then heard brawling. The X-Men and Misfits' resident egomaniacs, Foxfire and Quicksilver, were fighting. Again. The Superstars passed by.
"I thought you kids were on tour." Logan shook his head.
"We have a couple days." Lance grinned. "Lila joined the band and we wanted to show her and Guido around WHAT THE--?" The band and adults noticed Xi run by in a furry blue costume with big googly eyes on top of the head, happily carrying Chips Ahoy.
"COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE!!!" Xi yelled happily. "ME COOKIE MONSTER!!!"
"Xi, drop those cookies or I'll set you on fire! Bad snake man! Bad! Bad!" John scolded as he chased the half-snake.
"I don't want to know." Logan swigged his beer. "I do not want to know."
"WHO SMUGGLED BA'S COFFEE IN!!!" Scott roared from the kitchen. The adults noticed a fencing Kurt and Amara go by, dressed liked musketeers, and hyped up on BA's coffee.
"Touché!" Kurt crowed.
"Parry! Parry!" Amara shouted.
"JOHN, DON'T DRINK THAT AW NO!!!!"
"FFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A hyper John started setting fire to everything in the kitchen, including Scott.
"AAAHH!!!! YOU PSYCHO!!!"
"ME PYRO!!! ME GOD OF FIRE!!!! WORSHIP ME!!!!"
"LILA, GET OFF HIM!!!!" Guido snapped.
"WHAT IS SHE DOING NOW?!?!?!" Sam screamed. A laughing Paul ran by, squealing X-Girls chasing him.
"I HATE THAT STARCHILD!!!!" The X-Boys screamed.
"I'm going to the arcade." Craig calmly walked away.
"I'm coming, too." Lance followed him.
"Mama's Boy!" Fox threw Pietro into a wall.
"Wannabe!" Pietro punched Fox.
"Dork!" Fox Irish-whipped Pietro into another room and ran in.
"OH NO!!! SHE GONNA BLOW!!!" Forge ran in and leapt under the table. A huge explosion rocked the mansion.
"New Misfit, same old insanity." Xavier groaned. "I'll get the whiskey."
"Don't give him the Scottish whisky." Storm pointed at Beast with her thumb. "You know what happens when he gets sloshed on that stuff." Beast sunk into his seat.
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(Bayville)
Virus drove into town, intent on catching Cheney and getting back his property.
"Soon, Althea...very soon, my love." Virus muttered to himself. "I know the Toad has you under some spell, preventing you from being with me. Soon, I'll get Cheney, get my chip, and I'll destroy Todd Tolensky. Once he's dead, you'll be freed from his control, and we can be happy." Virus looked at his picture of Althea and smiled. "Soon, we'll be together, like it should be."
If anyone thinks Virus needs psychological help, raise your hand! What more madness will happen? Will Lila be able to keep her hands off Sam? Will Virus get Todd? (Toad: Ha!) Who'll get the higher score at the arcade, Craig or Lance? Will this fic start having anything to do with New Year's? Find out in the next exciting chapter!
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Marvel and Sunbow except Althea, Xi, Trinity (Red Witch), Starchild, Darkstar, Bulldog, and Lionheart (mine).
To Wizard1: Yup, those are the songs. Oh yeah, I can also imagine Scott singing "He Stole Their Love", a re-work of Kiss's "I Stole Your Love.", about Starchild's popularity with the X-Girls. Oh, I don't think Sammy-Boy will want to get away from Lila Cheney.
To Red Witch: I think you may be surprised. BTW, What's gonna happen with Jesse? I WANNA KNOW!!! Don't tell me he's dating Althea's mom! Don't let that happen!
To Aaron: Yeah, Lila does fit in well with the Misfits. I think we'll find out reactions here. Leathersuit didn't assault Kelly in the way the turkeys and reindeer did.
To Sparky Genocide: Guido is an adult in the Misfit-verse. I have special plans for the big lug.
To torque: Poor you! I'm done with my finals. Good luck!
Chapter 3: Insanity erupts!
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"Uhmmmm..." Sam blushed at the sight of Lila. "Hi." Lila smirked.
"Are you gonna stand there and gawk at me all day, not that I mind, or are you going to tell me more about yourself?" The mutant rocker laughed. {He is kinda cute with that blush}
"Well, um..." Sam gulped. "Why'd you grab my butt?"
"Sorry." Lila shrugged. "Your butt's magnetic to my hand." Sam groaned.
"Who are you, anyway?" He wondered. Lila put on a look of mock horror.
"You mean, you've never heard of me? I'm Lila Cheney, Queen of Rock 'n' Roll!"
"You're a rockstar?" Sam said.
"Don't tell me that one of those guys that likes classical." Lila groaned. "I can't stand Mozart."
"I prefer classic rock myself. 70s stuff." Sam replied.
"You like Halen." She nodded.
"How'd you know I like Van Halen?" Sam blinked.
"You got that whole David Lee Roth vibe." Lila snickered. "You certainly got his looks."
"He's a swaggering egomaniac." Sam told her.
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"So, tell us some more about yourself, Mr. Carosella." Xavier insisted. He, Logan, Hank, and Ororo were sitting at the table. The huge bodyguard was sipping some tea Storm had made.
"Good tea." Guido said. "Well, I used to be a scrawny kid, picked on a lot. But when my powers emerged, no one ever made fun of me anymore. I can absorb kinetic force and convert it into superhuman strength. However, I can only absorb so much, and hold it for so long. I held too much for too long, and it disfigured me." Guido explained his odd body. "My parents were very frugal, but I can't hold five bucks to save my life. To make ends meet, I took a job as Lila's bodyguard. She and I became inseparable. A real team. You won't believe the stuff I've seen in my time as her bodyguard."
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Sam streaked by, screaming. One could note lipstick was on his face, and his shirt was ripped up. "GET HER AWAY FROM ME!!!" An insanely-laughing Lila pursued him.
"Lila's a bit forward when it comes to guys she likes." Guido sighed.
"KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF ME, CHENEY!!! I AM SERIOUS HERE!!!!" Sam yelled. Tabby and Althea laughed at the whole thing.
"Man, I like Lila Cheney already!" Tabby laughed.
"Hey Sammy, you'd better pour on the speed, dude!" Althea laughed.
"HELP ME!!!"
"I'd better go help the kid before Lila goes after his pants." Guido chuckled as he got up and walked away. The elder X-Men then heard brawling. The X-Men and Misfits' resident egomaniacs, Foxfire and Quicksilver, were fighting. Again. The Superstars passed by.
"I thought you kids were on tour." Logan shook his head.
"We have a couple days." Lance grinned. "Lila joined the band and we wanted to show her and Guido around WHAT THE--?" The band and adults noticed Xi run by in a furry blue costume with big googly eyes on top of the head, happily carrying Chips Ahoy.
"COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE!!!" Xi yelled happily. "ME COOKIE MONSTER!!!"
"Xi, drop those cookies or I'll set you on fire! Bad snake man! Bad! Bad!" John scolded as he chased the half-snake.
"I don't want to know." Logan swigged his beer. "I do not want to know."
"WHO SMUGGLED BA'S COFFEE IN!!!" Scott roared from the kitchen. The adults noticed a fencing Kurt and Amara go by, dressed liked musketeers, and hyped up on BA's coffee.
"Touché!" Kurt crowed.
"Parry! Parry!" Amara shouted.
"JOHN, DON'T DRINK THAT AW NO!!!!"
"FFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" A hyper John started setting fire to everything in the kitchen, including Scott.
"AAAHH!!!! YOU PSYCHO!!!"
"ME PYRO!!! ME GOD OF FIRE!!!! WORSHIP ME!!!!"
"LILA, GET OFF HIM!!!!" Guido snapped.
"WHAT IS SHE DOING NOW?!?!?!" Sam screamed. A laughing Paul ran by, squealing X-Girls chasing him.
"I HATE THAT STARCHILD!!!!" The X-Boys screamed.
"I'm going to the arcade." Craig calmly walked away.
"I'm coming, too." Lance followed him.
"Mama's Boy!" Fox threw Pietro into a wall.
"Wannabe!" Pietro punched Fox.
"Dork!" Fox Irish-whipped Pietro into another room and ran in.
"OH NO!!! SHE GONNA BLOW!!!" Forge ran in and leapt under the table. A huge explosion rocked the mansion.
"New Misfit, same old insanity." Xavier groaned. "I'll get the whiskey."
"Don't give him the Scottish whisky." Storm pointed at Beast with her thumb. "You know what happens when he gets sloshed on that stuff." Beast sunk into his seat.
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(Bayville)
Virus drove into town, intent on catching Cheney and getting back his property.
"Soon, Althea...very soon, my love." Virus muttered to himself. "I know the Toad has you under some spell, preventing you from being with me. Soon, I'll get Cheney, get my chip, and I'll destroy Todd Tolensky. Once he's dead, you'll be freed from his control, and we can be happy." Virus looked at his picture of Althea and smiled. "Soon, we'll be together, like it should be."
If anyone thinks Virus needs psychological help, raise your hand! What more madness will happen? Will Lila be able to keep her hands off Sam? Will Virus get Todd? (Toad: Ha!) Who'll get the higher score at the arcade, Craig or Lance? Will this fic start having anything to do with New Year's? Find out in the next exciting chapter!