Rockin' New Year!
To Red Witch: I dunno, my warped mind came up with making Xi into Cookie Monster. Don't worry, Virus will get himself hurt badly. I guess the guy didn't learn his lesson on Christmas.
To Metal Dragon1: Uh, Bishop? Bishop's not in this fic. Guido is Lila's bodyguard. Glad to let you use Tusk! I was inspired to create Tusk by Fleetwood Mac. I was listening to the song "Tusk" when the character popped into my head! Cool, huh? As for "Birth of a Juke Box Hero", I hope to update this weekend. I try to put up a new chapter once a month.
To Wizard1: I didn't say Sam would go for Lila right away, heh heh. I do think Virus's obsession with Althea is getting a little out of control. I don't know. I'm glad you liked the Cookie Monster Xi bit. I burst out laughing as I wrote it.
TO JCKIDSMART: Why are you going to China? Keep on reading!
Chapter 4: More insanity erupts!
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Sam Guthrie panted as he rounded a corner and flattened himself against a wall.
"Aw man. That was one of my favorite shirts." Sam groaned.
"Hey honey." A voice purred. Sam turned his head and it was Lila, leaning against the wall. "That ripped-up T-shirt look is so you." The mutant rocker purred.
"Ei-yiiiii!" Sam tried to get away, but Lila grabbed the Kentucky mutant and teleported away, taking Cannonball with her!
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(Bayville Café)
"Oh Duncan, this place is so romantic." Duncan's latest fling, a redhead named Fern, smiled at the football player. Duncan grinned smugly.
"Yeah." The bigoted jock laughed. "I'm good friends with the owner of this restaurant."
"GET THE $#%& OUTTA MY WAY!!!" Leathersuit roared as he pushed and shoved his way through the screaming patrons. "PAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN!!!!!!!" Fern screamed.
"A mutant! He'll kill us all!!" She screamed.
"I'm not gonna let that happen!" Duncan growled. {I haven't banged her yet!} "HEY MUTANT!!! GET YOUR TROUBLEMAKING BUTT OUT OF HERE NOW!!!" Leathersuit grinned maliciously at Duncan.
"I'm gonna make you FEEL!!!! SOME!!!! PAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!" Leathersuit flexed his green scaly muscles at Duncan.
"All your kind do is fight and cause trouble!" Duncan snapped. Leathersuit nodded.
"Yup. We Dreadnoks love causing trouble." Leathersuit grinned.
"YEEEE-HAH!!!!" Torch, Buzzer, Ripper, Monkeywrench, and Road Pig started firing their weapons at the restaurant.
"Take that, ya frogs!" Road Pig laughed. "Indeed, those unrefined persons deserve this."
"BLOOOOW IT UP!!!!" Monkeywrench crowed.
"Now, to blow you up!" Leathersuit grabbed Duncan, who peed his pants. "You stink!"
"HELP ME MOMMY!!!!!" Duncan screamed girlishly.
"Hey Buzzer!" Leathersuit called.
"Alright!" Buzzer shoved some C-4 down Duncan's pants, making the football player scream louder. He hit the button on a detonator, and Duncan's rear exploded!
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!" Duncan screamed, clutching his charred cheeks. "MY BUTT!!!! OH MY GOD THE PAIN!!!!! OWWWWIEEEE!!!!" Duncan ran away crying. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!! YIPE!!!!" The blond football player leapt out of the way of a passing truck. He crashed into a store front, knocking fruits and vegetables all over the place. The same Italian storekeeper who whacked him on Halloween ran outside in horror. She started screaming and cursing Duncan in her native tongue, while smacking him. "OW!!!!! HEY!!!! OWWWW!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!! OWWWW!!! HEY LADY STOP OW!!!! HELP ME!!! OWWWW!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!! OWWWWWWWW!!!!!! THAT HURTS LADY OW!!!!! HEY!!!! OW!!!!"
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(A road in Bayville)
"Where are those bloody morons?" Virus grumbled as he noticed the Dreadnoks were gone. "Ahh, I don't need 'em." Virus sighed as he glanced at his photo of Althea. "Oh, my beloved Althea, I know you're waiting for me to rescue you. Don't worry, I'll be there for you." Virus narrowed his eyes ahead at the road. "I'll get you, Toad. Once I get my machine working, I'll get you. And I'll KILLLLLLLLLL Lila Cheney. I'll teach that little witch. I'll show her, and the Toad. No one, but no one, ever messes with Virus!" Virus's eyes glowed electronic green with rage. He just stared at the road, as he went off it and crashed through a fence. And a barn. And through a chicken coop.
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(Bayville road)
A bruised, beaten, bloodied, and battered Kelly struggled to get back into his car.
"Owwwwwwwww..." He moaned. "What'd I do to deserve this?" He then noticed a truck drive down the road, beeping its horn. "OH NO!!!!"
"Oh God!" The truck driver screamed. He stopped the truck, but he still slammed into Kelly's car, causing the senator to fly into the side of the road. The driver, alongside a large golden retriever, ran out in a panic. "Oh my god, man! Are you okay?" The dog started snarling at Kelly. "You need a doctor, man!"
"Ohhhhhhh..." Kelly moaned. The snarling dog bit Kelly, making the bigot scream in a soprano.
"LADYBIRD, GET OFF HIM!!!!" The driver snapped, pulling at the dog's collar.
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(The X-Mansion)
"Are you sure Sam's not here?" Lance asked Kitty as the two looked through some bushes.
"Lila's gone too!" Paul reported.
"Like where could he have gone?"
"Oh God I hope she didn't..." Guido groaned.
"What, Mr. Carosella?" Kitty wondered.
"Call me Guido. You see, Lila has this little planet across the galaxy from here. When she needs to go short distances on Earth, she teleports to her planet, then to the place she wants to go. She has to do this to teleport across town!" Guido explained. "She tends to stay on the planet for some periods of time."
"So?" Lance shrugged.
"She may have kidnapped Sam to her planet." Guido sighed. "Man, sometimes that girl drives me to drink."
"The adults have a stash. I'll show it to you." Paul led Guido away. Lance and Kitty saw a flash of light around a corner.
"What a woman..." Sam staggered by, big grin on his face. His hair was messed up, his clothes were tattered, and he had lipstick all over his face. He essentially looked like Kurt after a date with Amanda. Lance whistled.
"What did she do to Cannonball?" Lance struggled not to laugh. "He looks like Kurt!" Kitty shrugged.
The madness never ends! Will Guido get drunk? Will Sam ever recover from Hurricane Lila? What of Virus and the Dreadnoks? Will Kelly and Duncan ever get breaks? Find out in the next exciting chapter!
To Red Witch: I dunno, my warped mind came up with making Xi into Cookie Monster. Don't worry, Virus will get himself hurt badly. I guess the guy didn't learn his lesson on Christmas.
To Metal Dragon1: Uh, Bishop? Bishop's not in this fic. Guido is Lila's bodyguard. Glad to let you use Tusk! I was inspired to create Tusk by Fleetwood Mac. I was listening to the song "Tusk" when the character popped into my head! Cool, huh? As for "Birth of a Juke Box Hero", I hope to update this weekend. I try to put up a new chapter once a month.
To Wizard1: I didn't say Sam would go for Lila right away, heh heh. I do think Virus's obsession with Althea is getting a little out of control. I don't know. I'm glad you liked the Cookie Monster Xi bit. I burst out laughing as I wrote it.
TO JCKIDSMART: Why are you going to China? Keep on reading!
Chapter 4: More insanity erupts!
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Sam Guthrie panted as he rounded a corner and flattened himself against a wall.
"Aw man. That was one of my favorite shirts." Sam groaned.
"Hey honey." A voice purred. Sam turned his head and it was Lila, leaning against the wall. "That ripped-up T-shirt look is so you." The mutant rocker purred.
"Ei-yiiiii!" Sam tried to get away, but Lila grabbed the Kentucky mutant and teleported away, taking Cannonball with her!
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(Bayville Café)
"Oh Duncan, this place is so romantic." Duncan's latest fling, a redhead named Fern, smiled at the football player. Duncan grinned smugly.
"Yeah." The bigoted jock laughed. "I'm good friends with the owner of this restaurant."
"GET THE $#%& OUTTA MY WAY!!!" Leathersuit roared as he pushed and shoved his way through the screaming patrons. "PAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNN!!!!!!!" Fern screamed.
"A mutant! He'll kill us all!!" She screamed.
"I'm not gonna let that happen!" Duncan growled. {I haven't banged her yet!} "HEY MUTANT!!! GET YOUR TROUBLEMAKING BUTT OUT OF HERE NOW!!!" Leathersuit grinned maliciously at Duncan.
"I'm gonna make you FEEL!!!! SOME!!!! PAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!" Leathersuit flexed his green scaly muscles at Duncan.
"All your kind do is fight and cause trouble!" Duncan snapped. Leathersuit nodded.
"Yup. We Dreadnoks love causing trouble." Leathersuit grinned.
"YEEEE-HAH!!!!" Torch, Buzzer, Ripper, Monkeywrench, and Road Pig started firing their weapons at the restaurant.
"Take that, ya frogs!" Road Pig laughed. "Indeed, those unrefined persons deserve this."
"BLOOOOW IT UP!!!!" Monkeywrench crowed.
"Now, to blow you up!" Leathersuit grabbed Duncan, who peed his pants. "You stink!"
"HELP ME MOMMY!!!!!" Duncan screamed girlishly.
"Hey Buzzer!" Leathersuit called.
"Alright!" Buzzer shoved some C-4 down Duncan's pants, making the football player scream louder. He hit the button on a detonator, and Duncan's rear exploded!
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!" Duncan screamed, clutching his charred cheeks. "MY BUTT!!!! OH MY GOD THE PAIN!!!!! OWWWWIEEEE!!!!" Duncan ran away crying. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!! YIPE!!!!" The blond football player leapt out of the way of a passing truck. He crashed into a store front, knocking fruits and vegetables all over the place. The same Italian storekeeper who whacked him on Halloween ran outside in horror. She started screaming and cursing Duncan in her native tongue, while smacking him. "OW!!!!! HEY!!!! OWWWW!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!! OWWWW!!! HEY LADY STOP OW!!!! HELP ME!!! OWWWW!!!!! NOT AGAIN!!!! OWWWWWWWW!!!!!! THAT HURTS LADY OW!!!!! HEY!!!! OW!!!!"
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(A road in Bayville)
"Where are those bloody morons?" Virus grumbled as he noticed the Dreadnoks were gone. "Ahh, I don't need 'em." Virus sighed as he glanced at his photo of Althea. "Oh, my beloved Althea, I know you're waiting for me to rescue you. Don't worry, I'll be there for you." Virus narrowed his eyes ahead at the road. "I'll get you, Toad. Once I get my machine working, I'll get you. And I'll KILLLLLLLLLL Lila Cheney. I'll teach that little witch. I'll show her, and the Toad. No one, but no one, ever messes with Virus!" Virus's eyes glowed electronic green with rage. He just stared at the road, as he went off it and crashed through a fence. And a barn. And through a chicken coop.
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(Bayville road)
A bruised, beaten, bloodied, and battered Kelly struggled to get back into his car.
"Owwwwwwwww..." He moaned. "What'd I do to deserve this?" He then noticed a truck drive down the road, beeping its horn. "OH NO!!!!"
"Oh God!" The truck driver screamed. He stopped the truck, but he still slammed into Kelly's car, causing the senator to fly into the side of the road. The driver, alongside a large golden retriever, ran out in a panic. "Oh my god, man! Are you okay?" The dog started snarling at Kelly. "You need a doctor, man!"
"Ohhhhhhh..." Kelly moaned. The snarling dog bit Kelly, making the bigot scream in a soprano.
"LADYBIRD, GET OFF HIM!!!!" The driver snapped, pulling at the dog's collar.
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(The X-Mansion)
"Are you sure Sam's not here?" Lance asked Kitty as the two looked through some bushes.
"Lila's gone too!" Paul reported.
"Like where could he have gone?"
"Oh God I hope she didn't..." Guido groaned.
"What, Mr. Carosella?" Kitty wondered.
"Call me Guido. You see, Lila has this little planet across the galaxy from here. When she needs to go short distances on Earth, she teleports to her planet, then to the place she wants to go. She has to do this to teleport across town!" Guido explained. "She tends to stay on the planet for some periods of time."
"So?" Lance shrugged.
"She may have kidnapped Sam to her planet." Guido sighed. "Man, sometimes that girl drives me to drink."
"The adults have a stash. I'll show it to you." Paul led Guido away. Lance and Kitty saw a flash of light around a corner.
"What a woman..." Sam staggered by, big grin on his face. His hair was messed up, his clothes were tattered, and he had lipstick all over his face. He essentially looked like Kurt after a date with Amanda. Lance whistled.
"What did she do to Cannonball?" Lance struggled not to laugh. "He looks like Kurt!" Kitty shrugged.
The madness never ends! Will Guido get drunk? Will Sam ever recover from Hurricane Lila? What of Virus and the Dreadnoks? Will Kelly and Duncan ever get breaks? Find out in the next exciting chapter!