Rockin' New Year!
To Fantasy raan: Glad to hear from you! I heard I was on your Favorite Authors list. Awesome! Anyway, I have heard of Ranma, but I never saw it, so I don't know who you are talking about. Sorry. But Virus is one big psycho.
To Wizard1: After that, Sam would have to be nuts to turn Lila down now!
To Sparky Genocide: Evil idea. I LIKE IT!!! Beast, a punker? Perhaps...
To Metal Dragon1: I got Chapter 13 of "Birth of a Juke Box Hero" up! I want to use the character you submitted. Yeah, Fido bites. Hah! Get it?
To Red Witch: Yep, I've seen "King of the Hill". My own little tribute.
To Jckidsmart: I have family in Great Britain myself, so I don't get to see 'em much.
Chapter 5: Torture Galore!
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(A road leading to Bayville)
"You will die Toad you will die Toad you will die Toad..." Virus chanted to himself like a mantra. He was so focused on killing Todd that he seemed to be completely oblivious he was driving wildly off the main road. He was still heading for Bayville, though.
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(X-Mansion)
"HELP MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" Foxfire screamed as he ran for his life. Lila Cheney was chasing him, swinging a sledgehammer. "WHAT'D I DO? WHAT'D I DO?!?!?!"
"HOW DARE YOU, YOU PERVERT!!!!!" Lila screamed, swinging the sledgehammer like a madwoman. The two ran by Jamie, who was watching TV.
"And in local news, today Bayville is preparing to celebrate the coming of a brand new year with a big party, fair and the town's version of the 'Dropping the Ball' ceremony done in Times Square in New York. There will be contests, prizes, and performances." Jamie did a huge spit-take at the screen.
"Say what?!" He said.
"I said, the fair will have prizes, contests, and performances."
"Holy Toledo!" Jamie grabbed his cell phone and made a call. "Yeah, hello? Yeah, I was wondering if you could use another act in the fair..." He noticed Sam stagger by.
"I think I'm in love..." Sam grinned stupidly as he staggered by like a zombie. Jamie snickered.
"Lila, what did you do to him?" Jamie shook his head, smiling.
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(Bayville)
"Ugh..." Kelly moaned as he walked into a restroom café. He sat down on a table and convalesced. "I hate my life." He noticed Duncan pass by. "Aw great. The dope."
"At least I never got busted for lewd conduct with dead people and animals." Duncan grumbled under his breath. Kelly managed to hear it.
"I was set up!" Kelly snapped.
"You're a freak!" Duncan accused.
"You're a moron!" Kelly accused back.
"Nerd!"
"Retard!"
"Dork!"
"Muscle Head!"
"THAT'S IT!!!" Duncan yelled. "Now you gonna die!" Kelly and Duncan started brawling. Meanwhile, J. Jonah Jameson, the editor of the Daily Bugle who was jealous of Spider-Man (A/N: He does admit this in the comics! JJ's reason for trying to make Spidey look like a criminal was because of envy), walked out of a restroom, clutching his stomach.
"I can't believe the %&$#@) food critic got sick today." JJ grumbled. "Man, that's the last time I ever have what the?" He noticed Duncan and Kelly in a compromising position after falling through a table. "Now this is news!" JJ took a portable camera from his pocket and snapped a photo. "TAXI!!!" A taxi appeared in front of the café, and JJ leaped in. "New York, and don't spare the horsepower, hippie!" The taxi sped off.
"What was THAT all about?" Kelly and Duncan wondered.
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(X-Mansion)
"Jamie, what are you watching?" Xavier asked Jamie.
"The news." Jamie grinned. "In this town, the news is even funnier than Comedy Central. Only difference is, the news has no South Park." Xavier shook his head.
"Have you seen Beast and Mr. Carosella?" Xavier asked. Jamie shrugged.
"Said something about Lila and drinking. I didn't pick it all up." Jamie replied. "I don't think they went to get her. I saw her pounding Fox's bones into paste with a sledgehammer a few minutes ago." A headline got his attention. "Huh?"
"A brawl broke out at Bayville's new British-themed bar, the Lion's Head. According to eyewitness, two men started a huge bar brawl. Two men, a really big bald man and an apelike man clad in what appeared to be a blue fur coat got drunk, turned into punkers, and started beating up people." The reporter said.
"Oh no." Xavier moaned. Jamie burst out laughing.
"Oh now that's rich!" Jamie laughed. "Mr. McCoy and Guido, British punkers! I need a picture!" Xavier heard a crash.
"What?" He saw a gaggle of bikers pass by. "WHAT THE--?" He noticed two of them were Guido and Hank, dressed up like English punk rockers. "Who are these people?!?!"
"I think that's the Bayville chapter of the Hell's Angels." Jamie quipped. He took a picture of the passing bikers.
"Professor, there's a whole bunch of bikers here!" Scott ran in. "They're camping in the backyard!"
"Now how did bikers end up here?!" Jean screeched.
"I think I can take a guess." Xavier moaned.
"Hey Professor, I didn't know you knew Big Vance!" Paul pointed at the camping bikers.
"You mean YOU know these clowns?! Why am I not surprised?!" Scott hollered at Paul. Jean smacked him. "OW!"
"Be nice, Scott!" Jean scolded. "Paul, do you have any explanation?"
"I know of Big Vance and his boys. Friend of Ace's." Paul explained. "They're really nice folks. Ace went to Sturgis with them. Friends of his father's."
"I think the Starr Family was put on this Earth to drive every male on this planet nuts!" Scott grumbled.
"Hey Paul, are those guys experienced with being security?" Jamie asked Starchild.
Hoo boy! Looks like the madness keeps right on comin'! What'll happen next? What does JJ plan to do with that picture of Kelly and Duncan? Will Virus get Todd and Lila? Where are the Dreadnoks? What's with the bikers? Will Scott ever be able to go a day without getting injured? Find out in the next exciting chapter! Suggestions needed badly!
To Fantasy raan: Glad to hear from you! I heard I was on your Favorite Authors list. Awesome! Anyway, I have heard of Ranma, but I never saw it, so I don't know who you are talking about. Sorry. But Virus is one big psycho.
To Wizard1: After that, Sam would have to be nuts to turn Lila down now!
To Sparky Genocide: Evil idea. I LIKE IT!!! Beast, a punker? Perhaps...
To Metal Dragon1: I got Chapter 13 of "Birth of a Juke Box Hero" up! I want to use the character you submitted. Yeah, Fido bites. Hah! Get it?
To Red Witch: Yep, I've seen "King of the Hill". My own little tribute.
To Jckidsmart: I have family in Great Britain myself, so I don't get to see 'em much.
Chapter 5: Torture Galore!
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(A road leading to Bayville)
"You will die Toad you will die Toad you will die Toad..." Virus chanted to himself like a mantra. He was so focused on killing Todd that he seemed to be completely oblivious he was driving wildly off the main road. He was still heading for Bayville, though.
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(X-Mansion)
"HELP MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" Foxfire screamed as he ran for his life. Lila Cheney was chasing him, swinging a sledgehammer. "WHAT'D I DO? WHAT'D I DO?!?!?!"
"HOW DARE YOU, YOU PERVERT!!!!!" Lila screamed, swinging the sledgehammer like a madwoman. The two ran by Jamie, who was watching TV.
"And in local news, today Bayville is preparing to celebrate the coming of a brand new year with a big party, fair and the town's version of the 'Dropping the Ball' ceremony done in Times Square in New York. There will be contests, prizes, and performances." Jamie did a huge spit-take at the screen.
"Say what?!" He said.
"I said, the fair will have prizes, contests, and performances."
"Holy Toledo!" Jamie grabbed his cell phone and made a call. "Yeah, hello? Yeah, I was wondering if you could use another act in the fair..." He noticed Sam stagger by.
"I think I'm in love..." Sam grinned stupidly as he staggered by like a zombie. Jamie snickered.
"Lila, what did you do to him?" Jamie shook his head, smiling.
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(Bayville)
"Ugh..." Kelly moaned as he walked into a restroom café. He sat down on a table and convalesced. "I hate my life." He noticed Duncan pass by. "Aw great. The dope."
"At least I never got busted for lewd conduct with dead people and animals." Duncan grumbled under his breath. Kelly managed to hear it.
"I was set up!" Kelly snapped.
"You're a freak!" Duncan accused.
"You're a moron!" Kelly accused back.
"Nerd!"
"Retard!"
"Dork!"
"Muscle Head!"
"THAT'S IT!!!" Duncan yelled. "Now you gonna die!" Kelly and Duncan started brawling. Meanwhile, J. Jonah Jameson, the editor of the Daily Bugle who was jealous of Spider-Man (A/N: He does admit this in the comics! JJ's reason for trying to make Spidey look like a criminal was because of envy), walked out of a restroom, clutching his stomach.
"I can't believe the %&$#@) food critic got sick today." JJ grumbled. "Man, that's the last time I ever have what the?" He noticed Duncan and Kelly in a compromising position after falling through a table. "Now this is news!" JJ took a portable camera from his pocket and snapped a photo. "TAXI!!!" A taxi appeared in front of the café, and JJ leaped in. "New York, and don't spare the horsepower, hippie!" The taxi sped off.
"What was THAT all about?" Kelly and Duncan wondered.
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(X-Mansion)
"Jamie, what are you watching?" Xavier asked Jamie.
"The news." Jamie grinned. "In this town, the news is even funnier than Comedy Central. Only difference is, the news has no South Park." Xavier shook his head.
"Have you seen Beast and Mr. Carosella?" Xavier asked. Jamie shrugged.
"Said something about Lila and drinking. I didn't pick it all up." Jamie replied. "I don't think they went to get her. I saw her pounding Fox's bones into paste with a sledgehammer a few minutes ago." A headline got his attention. "Huh?"
"A brawl broke out at Bayville's new British-themed bar, the Lion's Head. According to eyewitness, two men started a huge bar brawl. Two men, a really big bald man and an apelike man clad in what appeared to be a blue fur coat got drunk, turned into punkers, and started beating up people." The reporter said.
"Oh no." Xavier moaned. Jamie burst out laughing.
"Oh now that's rich!" Jamie laughed. "Mr. McCoy and Guido, British punkers! I need a picture!" Xavier heard a crash.
"What?" He saw a gaggle of bikers pass by. "WHAT THE--?" He noticed two of them were Guido and Hank, dressed up like English punk rockers. "Who are these people?!?!"
"I think that's the Bayville chapter of the Hell's Angels." Jamie quipped. He took a picture of the passing bikers.
"Professor, there's a whole bunch of bikers here!" Scott ran in. "They're camping in the backyard!"
"Now how did bikers end up here?!" Jean screeched.
"I think I can take a guess." Xavier moaned.
"Hey Professor, I didn't know you knew Big Vance!" Paul pointed at the camping bikers.
"You mean YOU know these clowns?! Why am I not surprised?!" Scott hollered at Paul. Jean smacked him. "OW!"
"Be nice, Scott!" Jean scolded. "Paul, do you have any explanation?"
"I know of Big Vance and his boys. Friend of Ace's." Paul explained. "They're really nice folks. Ace went to Sturgis with them. Friends of his father's."
"I think the Starr Family was put on this Earth to drive every male on this planet nuts!" Scott grumbled.
"Hey Paul, are those guys experienced with being security?" Jamie asked Starchild.
Hoo boy! Looks like the madness keeps right on comin'! What'll happen next? What does JJ plan to do with that picture of Kelly and Duncan? Will Virus get Todd and Lila? Where are the Dreadnoks? What's with the bikers? Will Scott ever be able to go a day without getting injured? Find out in the next exciting chapter! Suggestions needed badly!