Rockin' New Year!
To Wizard1: Well, I thought it would be funny to have bikers as security. Kelly and Duncan landed in that position after throwing each other through a table. Well, Foxfire always tries something on the ladies. (Lila: *swinging sledgehammer* WHERE ARE YA, FOX?!) Virus needs help badly. Knowing the X-Girls, all of them will wanna be with Paul during the New Year.
To Aaron: Yeah, the biker security is my tribute to that infamous Stones concert. I think Hank and the guys would have to get drunk on Cristal before they become hip-hoppers. I don't think I'm allowed to feature Dick Clark, but the Superstars will still play that rock 'n' roll music.
To Sparky Genocide: Perhaps. Perhaps.
To Jckidsmart: I can definitely see that happen.
To Red Witch: Hey, now those are some interesting ideas.
Chapter 6: Biker Insanity!
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"Whoa." Sam looked out at the pool. "Real bikers."
"Cool!" Lila grinned. "I know a few bikers myself. I also brawled with a bunch of 'em on a party planet."
"Hey!" Sam said. Lila had grabbed the Kentucky native and pulled him into the yard. The other X-Men and Misfits watched as the bikers talked, joked, played music, drank, and some had even started sunbathing.
"What is she doing?" Jean asked.
"I think she wants to get Sam membership in the gang." Logan quipped with a chuckle.
"Real funny, Logan." Storm said sarcastically. Lila noticed Jean and shot her a gesture.
"Aw look Jean, Lila's giving you a one-finger salute." Althea laughed. Jean blanched at the gesture that Lila shot her.
"Hey, I see Beast and Guido!" Paul pointed to them. They were both clad in leather, carrying bottles of English beer. One could note that Hank was wearing a green Mohawk wig. They were talking to a large biker clad in a Harley T-shirt, a blue jean jacket, and blue jeans with cowboy boots. He had a long brown beard with a touch of gray, long brown hair, and a Harley bandanna on his head. His look was completed by black fingerless gloves and studded wristbands. "And that's Big Vance! He's a friend of my cousin's!"
"Only your family would end up causing something like this to happen!" Peter snapped. "OW!!" He got slapped by Kitty. Lockheed landed on Paul's shoulder and looked at the superstar curiously. "Oh Lockheed never does anything to Starchild! He never burns his socks, or leaves presents in his room!"
"Because Paul isn't a dragon-abusing jerk!" Kitty snapped.
"LANCE AND CRAIG SET ME UP!!!!" Peter screamed. The bikers noticed.
"Hey dudes! Come on out here and join us, man!" Big Vance waved.
"We're drunk!" Hank and Guido said triumphantly in English accents.
"Aw c'mon, ya cowards!" Fred said with a laugh as he went outside. "Hey, a grill!" The other X-Men and Misfits followed, but Jake stayed behind, looking up at the sky with concern.
"What's up, Jake?" Rogue asked.
"Just worrying about my brother." Jake sighed. "Kyle never could keep his big mouth shut. Add on the fact he has electrical-based powers, I'm afraid his mouth will get him in big trouble." Rogue shrugged.
"Your brother's not stupid, Jake. Ah'm sure he's fine." Rogue said. "He's got his team-mates with him." Lance overheard by accident.
"Sorry for interrupting you Jake, but I think you underestimate him. He's got a lot of power. And he's no kid. You said it yourself, he's got fighting in the blood." Jake sighed.
"I suppose." Jake admitted.
"Besides, Summers is none too happy with the idea of a West Coast Misfit team." Lance smirked. Rogue laughed.
"Because the X-Men and Misfits are more equal in number now?" Rogue laughed.
"I suppose. I mean, First Paul and Craig, then John, then me, unofficially, and now a whole second group." Jake shrugged.
"I wonder, where are the West Coast guys?" Lance wondered.
"Don't you remember? Before you guys went out on tour, we said goodbye to them. They were moving to Malibu Base." Jake reminded. "Knowing them, they probably are out dealing with Cobra or something already."
"Ah suppose." Rogue shrugged. "Man, when Scott found out that the new mutants were calling themselves the West Coast Misfits, he flipped!" Rogue snickered. "Not literally, but you could tell by how red his face had gotten."
"Aw well, they should've kept Cerebro maintained properly." Lance said with mock contempt, making the southern X-Girl and the Boston Misfit laugh.
"Now why can't the rest of us get along like this?" Jake said.
"Too much bad blood. You're still relatively new, Jake." Lance said. "Some feuds are destined to never end. Like the Hatfields and the McCoys."
"Only difference is, we all haven't killed each other off yet." Jake replied. He then heard a scream.
"HEY!!! DON'T HIT ME WITH THAT BIKE OWWWWWWW!!!!!" Scott screamed. Jake shook his head.
"Maybe if we were all as level-headed as you, man. Things might have been different." Lance shrugged. "Maybe we should join the party. Besides, there's a big metal butt just screaming for me to kick it." Lance grinned as he joined the party.
"Maybe I'm asking too much." Jake said to Rogue.
"Nah. You made a big enough statement when you decided to remain neutral in the whole feud." Rogue shook her head. "The only reason why you're still sane."
"You do have a point." Jake snickered as he and Rogue joined the party.
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(A forest)
"NOW HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!" Virus roared, kicking the side of the van angrily. Somehow, the mutant inventor got himself lost in the woods. "WHO MESSED WITH MY GPS?!" He slumped to the ground and whimpered. "I wish my water angel Althea would rescue me..." He then heard a rustling, and a growl. "Huh?" Virus got up and looked around as the rustling and the growls grew louder. "Hello?" Virus looked around, in a complete panic. "Althea?" A roar was heard, and a big bear leapt out of nowhere and slammed into Virus.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!" The bear roared.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!" Virus screamed. "HELP ME!!"
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(X-Mansion)
"For the last time Lila, I don't wanna join!" Sam screamed as Lila dragged him around. "Hey somebody help me out here!"
"I once booted a Scottish soccer player in the face!" Beast bragged in an English accent, making the bikers laugh.
"We're so wasted!" A biker laughed, falling out of his seat. Big Vance was talking to Jamie.
"So let me get this straight, kid." Big Vance said to Jamie. "You want me and my boys to be security for the Superstars. Kid, ever heard of Fremont?"
"This isn't California, and you guys are not the Hell's Angels." Jamie replied. "And you guys ain't the Dreadnoks, either."
"True." Big Vance nodded. He then realized something. "Is it true what I heard? You know, Lila Cheney joining the Superstars?"
"Yup." Jamie grinned proudly.
"Okay. You get me her autograph, and we'll do it." Big Vance smiled. Jamie nodded.
"Hey Big V!" Lila ran up to the biker leader, clutching Sam.
"Wow! Lila Cheney!" The big biker started bowing, alongside several others who noticed the rockstar. "We're not worthy! We're not worthy! We're not worthy!" They chanted.
"You're worthy, you're worthy get up!" Lila laughed. "Oh, I love it when a man bows before me." The bikers got up. "Guys, this is my boyfriend Sam. Ain't he the cutest thing?" She hugged his arm and put her head on his shoulder.
"Help me." Sam whimpered.
Poor ol' Sam! Anyway, what'll happen next? Will Sam ever be able to save himself from Lila? (Lila: NEVER!!! HE'S MINE!!! WHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!) Will Virus escape the big scary bear? Will Kelly and Duncan be humiliated forever and ever? Find out in the next exciting chapter!
To Wizard1: Well, I thought it would be funny to have bikers as security. Kelly and Duncan landed in that position after throwing each other through a table. Well, Foxfire always tries something on the ladies. (Lila: *swinging sledgehammer* WHERE ARE YA, FOX?!) Virus needs help badly. Knowing the X-Girls, all of them will wanna be with Paul during the New Year.
To Aaron: Yeah, the biker security is my tribute to that infamous Stones concert. I think Hank and the guys would have to get drunk on Cristal before they become hip-hoppers. I don't think I'm allowed to feature Dick Clark, but the Superstars will still play that rock 'n' roll music.
To Sparky Genocide: Perhaps. Perhaps.
To Jckidsmart: I can definitely see that happen.
To Red Witch: Hey, now those are some interesting ideas.
Chapter 6: Biker Insanity!
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"Whoa." Sam looked out at the pool. "Real bikers."
"Cool!" Lila grinned. "I know a few bikers myself. I also brawled with a bunch of 'em on a party planet."
"Hey!" Sam said. Lila had grabbed the Kentucky native and pulled him into the yard. The other X-Men and Misfits watched as the bikers talked, joked, played music, drank, and some had even started sunbathing.
"What is she doing?" Jean asked.
"I think she wants to get Sam membership in the gang." Logan quipped with a chuckle.
"Real funny, Logan." Storm said sarcastically. Lila noticed Jean and shot her a gesture.
"Aw look Jean, Lila's giving you a one-finger salute." Althea laughed. Jean blanched at the gesture that Lila shot her.
"Hey, I see Beast and Guido!" Paul pointed to them. They were both clad in leather, carrying bottles of English beer. One could note that Hank was wearing a green Mohawk wig. They were talking to a large biker clad in a Harley T-shirt, a blue jean jacket, and blue jeans with cowboy boots. He had a long brown beard with a touch of gray, long brown hair, and a Harley bandanna on his head. His look was completed by black fingerless gloves and studded wristbands. "And that's Big Vance! He's a friend of my cousin's!"
"Only your family would end up causing something like this to happen!" Peter snapped. "OW!!" He got slapped by Kitty. Lockheed landed on Paul's shoulder and looked at the superstar curiously. "Oh Lockheed never does anything to Starchild! He never burns his socks, or leaves presents in his room!"
"Because Paul isn't a dragon-abusing jerk!" Kitty snapped.
"LANCE AND CRAIG SET ME UP!!!!" Peter screamed. The bikers noticed.
"Hey dudes! Come on out here and join us, man!" Big Vance waved.
"We're drunk!" Hank and Guido said triumphantly in English accents.
"Aw c'mon, ya cowards!" Fred said with a laugh as he went outside. "Hey, a grill!" The other X-Men and Misfits followed, but Jake stayed behind, looking up at the sky with concern.
"What's up, Jake?" Rogue asked.
"Just worrying about my brother." Jake sighed. "Kyle never could keep his big mouth shut. Add on the fact he has electrical-based powers, I'm afraid his mouth will get him in big trouble." Rogue shrugged.
"Your brother's not stupid, Jake. Ah'm sure he's fine." Rogue said. "He's got his team-mates with him." Lance overheard by accident.
"Sorry for interrupting you Jake, but I think you underestimate him. He's got a lot of power. And he's no kid. You said it yourself, he's got fighting in the blood." Jake sighed.
"I suppose." Jake admitted.
"Besides, Summers is none too happy with the idea of a West Coast Misfit team." Lance smirked. Rogue laughed.
"Because the X-Men and Misfits are more equal in number now?" Rogue laughed.
"I suppose. I mean, First Paul and Craig, then John, then me, unofficially, and now a whole second group." Jake shrugged.
"I wonder, where are the West Coast guys?" Lance wondered.
"Don't you remember? Before you guys went out on tour, we said goodbye to them. They were moving to Malibu Base." Jake reminded. "Knowing them, they probably are out dealing with Cobra or something already."
"Ah suppose." Rogue shrugged. "Man, when Scott found out that the new mutants were calling themselves the West Coast Misfits, he flipped!" Rogue snickered. "Not literally, but you could tell by how red his face had gotten."
"Aw well, they should've kept Cerebro maintained properly." Lance said with mock contempt, making the southern X-Girl and the Boston Misfit laugh.
"Now why can't the rest of us get along like this?" Jake said.
"Too much bad blood. You're still relatively new, Jake." Lance said. "Some feuds are destined to never end. Like the Hatfields and the McCoys."
"Only difference is, we all haven't killed each other off yet." Jake replied. He then heard a scream.
"HEY!!! DON'T HIT ME WITH THAT BIKE OWWWWWWW!!!!!" Scott screamed. Jake shook his head.
"Maybe if we were all as level-headed as you, man. Things might have been different." Lance shrugged. "Maybe we should join the party. Besides, there's a big metal butt just screaming for me to kick it." Lance grinned as he joined the party.
"Maybe I'm asking too much." Jake said to Rogue.
"Nah. You made a big enough statement when you decided to remain neutral in the whole feud." Rogue shook her head. "The only reason why you're still sane."
"You do have a point." Jake snickered as he and Rogue joined the party.
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(A forest)
"NOW HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?!?!" Virus roared, kicking the side of the van angrily. Somehow, the mutant inventor got himself lost in the woods. "WHO MESSED WITH MY GPS?!" He slumped to the ground and whimpered. "I wish my water angel Althea would rescue me..." He then heard a rustling, and a growl. "Huh?" Virus got up and looked around as the rustling and the growls grew louder. "Hello?" Virus looked around, in a complete panic. "Althea?" A roar was heard, and a big bear leapt out of nowhere and slammed into Virus.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!" The bear roared.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!" Virus screamed. "HELP ME!!"
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(X-Mansion)
"For the last time Lila, I don't wanna join!" Sam screamed as Lila dragged him around. "Hey somebody help me out here!"
"I once booted a Scottish soccer player in the face!" Beast bragged in an English accent, making the bikers laugh.
"We're so wasted!" A biker laughed, falling out of his seat. Big Vance was talking to Jamie.
"So let me get this straight, kid." Big Vance said to Jamie. "You want me and my boys to be security for the Superstars. Kid, ever heard of Fremont?"
"This isn't California, and you guys are not the Hell's Angels." Jamie replied. "And you guys ain't the Dreadnoks, either."
"True." Big Vance nodded. He then realized something. "Is it true what I heard? You know, Lila Cheney joining the Superstars?"
"Yup." Jamie grinned proudly.
"Okay. You get me her autograph, and we'll do it." Big Vance smiled. Jamie nodded.
"Hey Big V!" Lila ran up to the biker leader, clutching Sam.
"Wow! Lila Cheney!" The big biker started bowing, alongside several others who noticed the rockstar. "We're not worthy! We're not worthy! We're not worthy!" They chanted.
"You're worthy, you're worthy get up!" Lila laughed. "Oh, I love it when a man bows before me." The bikers got up. "Guys, this is my boyfriend Sam. Ain't he the cutest thing?" She hugged his arm and put her head on his shoulder.
"Help me." Sam whimpered.
Poor ol' Sam! Anyway, what'll happen next? Will Sam ever be able to save himself from Lila? (Lila: NEVER!!! HE'S MINE!!! WHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!) Will Virus escape the big scary bear? Will Kelly and Duncan be humiliated forever and ever? Find out in the next exciting chapter!