Author's Note: This parody is a companion to Chapter 10 of "Wildfire Love"
It depicts Hermione's and Harry's rage towards Draco as he goes along with
Pansy's black-mail.
Disclaimer: Avril Laviegne wrote the song. I took it and made it mine. And
now it is here for your enjoyment. Harry Potter characters belong to J.K.
Rowling.
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Things I'll Never Do
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I'm rippin' out my hair
I'm tearin' at my clothes
I'm trying to keep my cool
I know it shows

I'm raging in my mind
My face is burning red
I laugh imagining that you are dead

I'm feeling deadly
Thinking about you you Malfoy
'Cause I know you're worth it
You're worth it... Yeah

Chorus:
If I could do what I want to do
I'd simply torture you in ... the loo...
Strangle you all night
Hope I'm squeezing you to tight

If I could do what I want to see
I'd want to see you buried ... real deep ...
Screaming for daddy
Guess I'm bidding your life ado
With these things I'll never do
(End Chorus)

It would make me feel real good
to take your life away
What use us it to me that you're alive
If I don't act real soon
You will live another day
So why can't I just kill you right away

Cause I'm feeling deadly
Thinkin' 'bout you Malfoy
Cause I know you're worth it

Chorus

I grasp your pale neck
I laugh as you thrash and scream
You stutter and stumble
I feel your life slip away

Cause I'm feeling deadly
Thinkin' 'bout you Malfoy
Cause I know you're worth it
You're worth it... Yeah

Chorus