Rockin' New Year!
To Wizard1: Yeah, poor Sam just always ends up on the receiving end of it from Lila. I'll put in more Kelly and Duncan torture when I can think of any. I dunno, for some reason I wanted to compare the X-Men/East Coast Misfit feud to the Hatfield/McCoy feud. I mean, the former feud is becoming as infamous as the latter feud. Heh.
To Sparky Genocide: I will address that issue down the line some time in the story.
To Red Witch: Well, we'll see.
Chapter 7: Dreadnok Planning!
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(Mick's Bar, outside of Bayville)
The Dreadnoks had gathered in the bar, and they had some drinks.
"Had any of you seen Virus? He disappeared." Torch said to his team-mates.
"Nope." Ripper said.
"Uh-uh." Buzzer replied.
"Haven't seen the nutter." Monkeywrench said.
"He's probably lost or something." Leathersuit grumbled.
"He may have had some business to take care of." Donald suggested. "Or he could've finally realized that that mermaid don't love him and killed himself." Road Pig quipped.
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(A cave)
The bear dragged a beaten, bruised, and moaning Virus to a cave. One could note that the cave had three cubs inside. One of the cubs wore a party hat.
"What do you bloody want from me?" Virus snapped. The bear, a mama bear, looked at Virus, three juggling balls, then at the cub with the hat. It took a minute, but Virus finally figured it out. "Oh I get it, your kid's got a birthday, and I'm entertainment." The mama bear nodded. Virus smirked. "Forget it!" The little cubs started whimpering sadly and the mama bear got mad.
"Grrrrrrrr..." She growled. Virus gave out a girly scream.
"Okay! Okay!" Virus screamed. He grabbed the balls and started juggling. "Where are those morons and why aren't they helping me out?"
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(X-Mansion)
"Aw great, now the Joes are here!" Scott noticed as some of the Joes arrived and started partying with the bikers. A boombox played Billy Squier's "Don't Say You Love Me". Lila grabbed Sam and started dancing with him.
"WHADDAYA MEAN JAKE DID THIS?!?!" Lance roared as he and Peter walked up to Foxfire, covered in some odd green goop.
"I guess he pranked you to get you guys to stop arguing." Fox grinned.
"It's in my hair! Get it out! Get it ou-hou-hou-houuuuuut!" Peter whined.
"You big sissy." Fox sneered. "Ooh!" Fox noticed a hot biker chick. "Excuse me gentlemen, there's a hot lady who's thinking about me." A grinning Foxfire walked up to the biker chick and started speaking with her. She tried to choke him with a chain. "HELP ME!!!"
"Eat this, you sicko!" She yelled as she choked the Detroit ex-Hellion.
"HELP ME!! I'M TOO SEXY TO CHOKE TO DEATH!!!" Fox screamed. She let him go, only for her boyfriend, a muscular man, to show up. She said something to him, and the man started pounding Foxfire.
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Fox screamed.
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(Mick's Bar)
"Gentlemen, look at the television." Donald pointed at the TV screen. "Look at this, morons!" The Dreadnoks looked at the TV.
"In other news, Bayville is doing its own version of the Ball Drop to celebrate the new year! It's the main event of the New Year's Fair. Attendance is expected to..." The newscaster said.
"Hey guys, while Virus is trying to get his weather machine fixed, how about we have some fun at the fair?" Buzzer smirked evilly. The Dreadnoks smiled.
"Alright!" They grinned, raising glasses and clinking them together.
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(The X-Mansion)
"I wonder how my cousin Ace is doing?" Paul asked Hawk. The two of them were on lounge chairs, soaking up some rays. One could note that Tabby and Dani were both standing over Starchild, fanning him with giant leaves.
"If I know your cousin, I'm sure he's fine." Hawk yawned. The party continued, with the usual yelling of explosions:
"OWWWWWWWWWCH!!!!!!!!!!"
"WHERE IS FOXFIRE?!?! HE'S GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!"
"JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN!!!!!!"
"JAMIE, PUT THAT BASEBALL BAT DOWN!!!!!"
"PYRO, STAY AWAY FROM THE TOPIARY!! OH NO!!!!"
"WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!"
"SPIRIT!!! BLIND MASTER!!! NO KNIFE THROWING!!!!"
"FOXFIRE, KEEP YOUR SLIMY HANDS AWAY FROM ME!!!!"
"HEY!!!"
"LOCKHEED JUST SET FIRE TO MY BUTT!!!!!!"
"LILA, QUIT THAT!!!"
"DID GUIDO JUST MOON ME?!?!"
"HEY, WHO SMUGGLED IN BA'S COFFEE?!?!"
"NO CRAIG, DON'T GIVE IT TO THE BIKERS!!! AW NO!!!" A whole group of bikers formed a can-can line and started kicking up their legs.
"Laaaaaa la la la la la la, la la la la la..." They sang.
"AAGH!!! HELP ME!!!"
"COME BACK HERE AND LET ME SHISH KABOB YA!!! I'LL TEACH YOU TO MAKE FUN OF CANADIANS, BOY!!!"
"TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Another day, another dose of madness." Paul laughed, making the X-Girls giggle.
"No kidding." Hawk sighed. He then noticed something. "COVER GIRL, PUT THAT SLEDGEHAMMER DOWN!!!! THAT'S AN ORDER!!!! FOXFIRE'S ONLY A KID!!!"
"HELP MEEE!!!!"
Uh oh! What are the Dreadnoks up to? Will Virus ever get a break? Will Foxfire ever go a day with getting nearly killed? Will the heroes be able to celebrate New Year's? Find out in the next exciting chapter!
To Wizard1: Yeah, poor Sam just always ends up on the receiving end of it from Lila. I'll put in more Kelly and Duncan torture when I can think of any. I dunno, for some reason I wanted to compare the X-Men/East Coast Misfit feud to the Hatfield/McCoy feud. I mean, the former feud is becoming as infamous as the latter feud. Heh.
To Sparky Genocide: I will address that issue down the line some time in the story.
To Red Witch: Well, we'll see.
Chapter 7: Dreadnok Planning!
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(Mick's Bar, outside of Bayville)
The Dreadnoks had gathered in the bar, and they had some drinks.
"Had any of you seen Virus? He disappeared." Torch said to his team-mates.
"Nope." Ripper said.
"Uh-uh." Buzzer replied.
"Haven't seen the nutter." Monkeywrench said.
"He's probably lost or something." Leathersuit grumbled.
"He may have had some business to take care of." Donald suggested. "Or he could've finally realized that that mermaid don't love him and killed himself." Road Pig quipped.
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(A cave)
The bear dragged a beaten, bruised, and moaning Virus to a cave. One could note that the cave had three cubs inside. One of the cubs wore a party hat.
"What do you bloody want from me?" Virus snapped. The bear, a mama bear, looked at Virus, three juggling balls, then at the cub with the hat. It took a minute, but Virus finally figured it out. "Oh I get it, your kid's got a birthday, and I'm entertainment." The mama bear nodded. Virus smirked. "Forget it!" The little cubs started whimpering sadly and the mama bear got mad.
"Grrrrrrrr..." She growled. Virus gave out a girly scream.
"Okay! Okay!" Virus screamed. He grabbed the balls and started juggling. "Where are those morons and why aren't they helping me out?"
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(X-Mansion)
"Aw great, now the Joes are here!" Scott noticed as some of the Joes arrived and started partying with the bikers. A boombox played Billy Squier's "Don't Say You Love Me". Lila grabbed Sam and started dancing with him.
"WHADDAYA MEAN JAKE DID THIS?!?!" Lance roared as he and Peter walked up to Foxfire, covered in some odd green goop.
"I guess he pranked you to get you guys to stop arguing." Fox grinned.
"It's in my hair! Get it out! Get it ou-hou-hou-houuuuuut!" Peter whined.
"You big sissy." Fox sneered. "Ooh!" Fox noticed a hot biker chick. "Excuse me gentlemen, there's a hot lady who's thinking about me." A grinning Foxfire walked up to the biker chick and started speaking with her. She tried to choke him with a chain. "HELP ME!!!"
"Eat this, you sicko!" She yelled as she choked the Detroit ex-Hellion.
"HELP ME!! I'M TOO SEXY TO CHOKE TO DEATH!!!" Fox screamed. She let him go, only for her boyfriend, a muscular man, to show up. She said something to him, and the man started pounding Foxfire.
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Fox screamed.
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(Mick's Bar)
"Gentlemen, look at the television." Donald pointed at the TV screen. "Look at this, morons!" The Dreadnoks looked at the TV.
"In other news, Bayville is doing its own version of the Ball Drop to celebrate the new year! It's the main event of the New Year's Fair. Attendance is expected to..." The newscaster said.
"Hey guys, while Virus is trying to get his weather machine fixed, how about we have some fun at the fair?" Buzzer smirked evilly. The Dreadnoks smiled.
"Alright!" They grinned, raising glasses and clinking them together.
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(The X-Mansion)
"I wonder how my cousin Ace is doing?" Paul asked Hawk. The two of them were on lounge chairs, soaking up some rays. One could note that Tabby and Dani were both standing over Starchild, fanning him with giant leaves.
"If I know your cousin, I'm sure he's fine." Hawk yawned. The party continued, with the usual yelling of explosions:
"OWWWWWWWWWCH!!!!!!!!!!"
"WHERE IS FOXFIRE?!?! HE'S GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!"
"JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN!!!!!!"
"JAMIE, PUT THAT BASEBALL BAT DOWN!!!!!"
"PYRO, STAY AWAY FROM THE TOPIARY!! OH NO!!!!"
"WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!"
"SPIRIT!!! BLIND MASTER!!! NO KNIFE THROWING!!!!"
"FOXFIRE, KEEP YOUR SLIMY HANDS AWAY FROM ME!!!!"
"HEY!!!"
"LOCKHEED JUST SET FIRE TO MY BUTT!!!!!!"
"LILA, QUIT THAT!!!"
"DID GUIDO JUST MOON ME?!?!"
"HEY, WHO SMUGGLED IN BA'S COFFEE?!?!"
"NO CRAIG, DON'T GIVE IT TO THE BIKERS!!! AW NO!!!" A whole group of bikers formed a can-can line and started kicking up their legs.
"Laaaaaa la la la la la la, la la la la la..." They sang.
"AAGH!!! HELP ME!!!"
"COME BACK HERE AND LET ME SHISH KABOB YA!!! I'LL TEACH YOU TO MAKE FUN OF CANADIANS, BOY!!!"
"TWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Another day, another dose of madness." Paul laughed, making the X-Girls giggle.
"No kidding." Hawk sighed. He then noticed something. "COVER GIRL, PUT THAT SLEDGEHAMMER DOWN!!!! THAT'S AN ORDER!!!! FOXFIRE'S ONLY A KID!!!"
"HELP MEEE!!!!"
Uh oh! What are the Dreadnoks up to? Will Virus ever get a break? Will Foxfire ever go a day with getting nearly killed? Will the heroes be able to celebrate New Year's? Find out in the next exciting chapter!