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A Teen Titans Valentine's Day-

Chapter One- Two Days Before-

Robin: Cy, you done with that or what?!

Cyborg: You want it work work or not?!

Beastboy: I don't know why you two are so stressed about this, we have a whole day to have them done.

*Beastboy listens to his Rock n Roll Cd from Starfire last Christmas*

Robin: Yeah, but we still need to hurry or else everything will be sold out.

Cyborg: Ok, their almost done, I just need to install the personality chips and we can go.

Robin: So how has your job at Rouse's been going Beastboy?

Cyborg: Yeah, you must be doing great to have gotten Raven those Earrings.

*Beastboy takes his headphones off*

Beastboy: What?

*Cyborg frowns*

Cyborg: How are you doing at Rouse's?

Beastboy: Oh, I'm doing great, I should have enough for Raven's present.

Robin: Well, lets see if they work Cy.

*Cyborg installs personality chips*

Cyborg: ok, let me ask you a question.

Robot Clone Cyborg: Shoot.

Cyborg: Someone steals your car, you A) panic, B) chase them down, or C) all of the above?

Robot Clone Cyborg: The answer is C man.

Cyborg: Well, my robot clone works, now to test yours Robin.

Robin: Ok.

*Cyborg puts personality chip in*

Robin: Ok, lets see, you see Starfire anywhere, what should you do?

Robot Clone Robin: Immediately hug her and/or kiss her if you haven't already done so and do whatever she wants to do.

Robin: He works, wow Cyborg, you're a genius.

*Cyborg grins*

Cyborg: I know.

Beastboy: Hey! come on, it's my turn!

Cyborg: Ok, keep your voice down man, they are in Titan Tower, they could still hear us if we yell.

*Cyborg puts personality chip in*

Beastboy: Ok, lets see, what should you do when presented with a challenge?

Robot Clone Beastboy: Fulfill it successfully no matter what.

Beastboy: Oh yeah, he works perfectly, now lets take the car and buy them stuff.

Cyborg: First we have to think up a good excuse.

Robot Clones: Don't worry, we have an excuse already. We were playing xbox.

Cyborg: Not only do they have our personalities, they also can think up excuses....man I'm a genius.

*Cyborg, Beastboy, and Robin leave through a secret exit to the mall*

Robin: So Cy, what are you going to buy Blackfire?

Cyborg: Probably the same thing as you two.

Beastboy: Not me, nope, I'm getting her something special.

Robin: Let me guess, a diamond ring and a dozen roses.

*Beastboy is shocked*

Beastboy: yeah, how'd you guess?

Cyborg: It's the same thing we're getting Blackfire and Starfire.

Beastboy: Well are you getting them blue roses?

Robin: What?! Blue rose?

Cyborg: Aren't those extremely rare and expensive?

Beastboy: Yeah, but I have just enough to get a dozen AND a ring.

Robin: Well, what are we doing just standing here? Lets get to it, first is Kay Jewelers, I heard they have good prices on a commercial, and that every kiss begins with kay, if it's on tv, it must be true.

*Cyborg shakes his head with a grin*

Cyborg: Hey, look at this one.

Beastboy: Wow, that's a good one, but look at this one.

*Hours later they finally picked rings out*

Beastboy: I hope our clones are treating our girlfriends right.

*Meanwhile*

Starefire: Wow Robin, you give the BEST foot massages.

Beastboy Robot Clone: Oh no he doesn't, I do! I'll prove it.

*Beastboy Robot Clone pushes Robin Robot Clone aside and starts massaging Starfire's feet and Raven is getting a little jealous*

Raven: Beastboy, what are you doing?

Beastboy Robot Clone: Umm...ack!....What AM I doing?

*Beastboy Robot Clone rushes over to Raven and starts massaging HER feet*

Raven: That's better, Starfire, lets go talk to your sister ok? In Private.

Starfire: Alright.

*In next room with Blackfire*

Raven: Did you realize it too?

Blackfire: That their skin is as cold and hard as metal?

Starfire: Yes, do you think Robin, Cy, and Beastboy are up to something?

Raven: Yes, besides, these aren't Beastboy, Robin, and Cyborg, they're robots, I can sense their energy at the mall.

Starfire: Awww....Robin is so sweet!

Raven: Yeah, best that we don't let on though.

Blackfire: Wonder what they're getting us.

*Alarm*

Raven: Of all the luck!

*Raven, Starfire, and Blackfire run into the room*

Raven: No time to lose! Gizmo and Override haven broken out again.

This one is 5 chapters, 4 chapters to go!