Rockin' New Year!
To Sparky Genocide: Hey, I love your ideas, man! I love your ideas. As for Lila, she's a multi-instrumentalist. She's a guitarist, keyboardist (She learned keyboard from an old friend), and a singer.
To Wizard1: I hope you figured out which of the Malibu Joes once worked for the Japanese government. Well, if Forge is doing the job, you had better hope that nothing goes wrong and the bikers don't hold grudges!
Correction: In one chapter, Big Vance asks Jamie if he's ever heard of Fremont. I goofed up. The infamous Stones concert that many said had ended the flower generation happened at Altamont, not Fremont. I got them mixed up. Sorry.
Chapter 9: Dreadnoks and Madness and Appearances, oh my!
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(X-Mansion)
"Come to mama, baby!" Lila laughed as she chased Sam around the pool.
"You're not supposed to run around the pool, Lila!" Sam yelled. "Help!"
"Oh you know you want me!" Lila laughed as she continued chasing Sam. "Quit denying it!" Blob and Craig watched.
"Wow. Sam's a ladykiller." Fred chuckled. Craig grumbled.
"I think it's something in the air in this town. Affects anyone with two X chromosomes." Craig groaned.
"Hey!" Jean screamed as Lila shoved her into the pool.
"Outta my way, red!" Lila snapped. As she ran, she gave Jean another one- finger salute. The red-haired telepath glared.
"I hate that Cheney." Jean grumbled. Althea snickered.
"Oh, she makes a great Misfit." The hydrokinetic laughed. "If you weren't so snooty, maybe Lila wouldn't be so mean to you." Jean groaned.
"Oh shut up."
"Hey!" Scott got shoved into the pool by Lila. "What'd I do?!" The bikers laughed.
"Hey, let's stomp the nerd!" One suggested, pointing at Scott.
"Alright!" The other bikers whooped. They pulled Scott out, and started stomping him.
"Man, Scott must've done something real bad in a past life!" Craig laughed.
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(Bear Cave)
"Oh God help me..." Virus moaned. The bears had fallen asleep. However, the mama bear had Virus trapped in her paws. He tried to move, but the mama bear kept him tightly bound, and she had a big bear version of a smile on her face. His eyes glowed electronic green as his frustration and rage built up. "Oh I know Toad's behind this! Somehow, he's behind this! He's called on these bloody furbags to help him keep me away from Althea! I'll show him! He can't keep Virus down for long! I'll kill him and free my love from his spell!"
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(Bayville New Year's Fair)
"Alright! Let's go on some rides!" Torch whooped.
"What about Virus?" Buzzer snapped.
"Forget him! That nut can do whatever he wants! It's party time!" Ripper grinned.
"WAHOO!!!" The Dreadnoks ran in and started muscling their way onto rides and games.
"Outta my way, kid!" Torch shoved a kid off a squirt gun and took it. "Yeah!" He managed to make the balloon on the clown's head pop and he got a stuffed tiger. "I'll name him Hobbes!"
"That's mine, butthead!" The kid kicked Torch in the leg. While the Dreadnok screamed and leapt on one foot, the kid took the tiger and ran off. "Hobbes is mine, all mine!" Meanwhile, Ripper was getting some cotton candy.
"Gimme that!" He took the cotton candy from a certain trio of dark-haired girls.
"Hey!" Trinity snapped. Their eyes glowed, and Ripper realized who they were.
"Uh, heh heh, hi Trinity." Ripper cowered. "Here, you can have it back."
"BAD DREADNOK!!!!" They hollered, shocking Ripper with psychic lightning. Ripper ran away screaming.
"Whoa, little dudettes, that was totally awesome!" Two teens walked up to Trinity. One was lanky and had black hair, clad in a white t-shirt with a black cowboy jacket over it and blue jeans that were ripped at the knees. He resembled Keanu Reeves a little bit. The other was blond, had a backwards red baseball cap, and was clad in a gray t-shirt and blue jeans.
"Who are you?" Quinn asked. The blond pointed at himself.
"I'm William Preston, Esquire." He pointed at the Keanu look-alike. "And this is my friend, Theodore "Ted" Logan."
"Haven't we seen you guys on TV?" Brittany scratched her head.
"I'm Quinn Delgato, and these are my sisters Brittany and Daria." Quinn introduced.
"How'd you do that totally awesome lightning thing?" Ted asked in wonderment.
"We're mutants." Trinity replied cheerfully. Bill and Ted looked totally blank.
"Uh, what's a mutant?" Bill asked. Trinity facefaulted anime-style.
"Hoo boy." Trinity groaned in unison.
"We're a band." Ted grinned. "The Wyld Stallyons."
"WYLD STALLYONS RULE!!!" Bill and Ted crowed together, playing some air guitar.
"Y'know, our boyfriend manages rock bands. Maybe you should do a demo for him." Trinity grinned.
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(X-Mansion)
"What the--" Jamie saw footage of the fair on the news, and he noticed a very familiar group of bikers. "The Dreadnoks! You guys, the Dreadnoks are at the fair!" The X-Men and the Misfits gathered around the TV.
"Man, they must really want a beating." Pietro glared at the TV.
"Well, let's show 'em not to mess with the New Year!" Lance said.
"Your first mission as a Misfit, Lila." Paul said. "Think you can handle it?" Lila smirked at Starchild.
"Oh, I'm pretty tough myself." Lila grinned. She punched Jean. "See?"
"OW!" Jean screamed.
"Hey!" Big Vance pointed at the Dreadnoks. "Those guys owe me money!" He whistled to his boys. "Boys! The Dreadnoks! We found 'em!"
"Let's get 'em!" Guido called.
"YEAH!!!" The bikers jumped on their bikes and sped off.
"Hey, I wasn't done improving!" Forge yelled.
I'd bet the Dreadnoks wished the mutants picked a fight with them! What'll happen next? Will Big Vance's boys fight the Dreadnoks? What of Trinity and Bill and Ted? Do Bill and Ted really have no idea what mutants are? Find out in the next exciting chapter.
To Sparky Genocide: Hey, I love your ideas, man! I love your ideas. As for Lila, she's a multi-instrumentalist. She's a guitarist, keyboardist (She learned keyboard from an old friend), and a singer.
To Wizard1: I hope you figured out which of the Malibu Joes once worked for the Japanese government. Well, if Forge is doing the job, you had better hope that nothing goes wrong and the bikers don't hold grudges!
Correction: In one chapter, Big Vance asks Jamie if he's ever heard of Fremont. I goofed up. The infamous Stones concert that many said had ended the flower generation happened at Altamont, not Fremont. I got them mixed up. Sorry.
Chapter 9: Dreadnoks and Madness and Appearances, oh my!
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(X-Mansion)
"Come to mama, baby!" Lila laughed as she chased Sam around the pool.
"You're not supposed to run around the pool, Lila!" Sam yelled. "Help!"
"Oh you know you want me!" Lila laughed as she continued chasing Sam. "Quit denying it!" Blob and Craig watched.
"Wow. Sam's a ladykiller." Fred chuckled. Craig grumbled.
"I think it's something in the air in this town. Affects anyone with two X chromosomes." Craig groaned.
"Hey!" Jean screamed as Lila shoved her into the pool.
"Outta my way, red!" Lila snapped. As she ran, she gave Jean another one- finger salute. The red-haired telepath glared.
"I hate that Cheney." Jean grumbled. Althea snickered.
"Oh, she makes a great Misfit." The hydrokinetic laughed. "If you weren't so snooty, maybe Lila wouldn't be so mean to you." Jean groaned.
"Oh shut up."
"Hey!" Scott got shoved into the pool by Lila. "What'd I do?!" The bikers laughed.
"Hey, let's stomp the nerd!" One suggested, pointing at Scott.
"Alright!" The other bikers whooped. They pulled Scott out, and started stomping him.
"Man, Scott must've done something real bad in a past life!" Craig laughed.
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(Bear Cave)
"Oh God help me..." Virus moaned. The bears had fallen asleep. However, the mama bear had Virus trapped in her paws. He tried to move, but the mama bear kept him tightly bound, and she had a big bear version of a smile on her face. His eyes glowed electronic green as his frustration and rage built up. "Oh I know Toad's behind this! Somehow, he's behind this! He's called on these bloody furbags to help him keep me away from Althea! I'll show him! He can't keep Virus down for long! I'll kill him and free my love from his spell!"
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(Bayville New Year's Fair)
"Alright! Let's go on some rides!" Torch whooped.
"What about Virus?" Buzzer snapped.
"Forget him! That nut can do whatever he wants! It's party time!" Ripper grinned.
"WAHOO!!!" The Dreadnoks ran in and started muscling their way onto rides and games.
"Outta my way, kid!" Torch shoved a kid off a squirt gun and took it. "Yeah!" He managed to make the balloon on the clown's head pop and he got a stuffed tiger. "I'll name him Hobbes!"
"That's mine, butthead!" The kid kicked Torch in the leg. While the Dreadnok screamed and leapt on one foot, the kid took the tiger and ran off. "Hobbes is mine, all mine!" Meanwhile, Ripper was getting some cotton candy.
"Gimme that!" He took the cotton candy from a certain trio of dark-haired girls.
"Hey!" Trinity snapped. Their eyes glowed, and Ripper realized who they were.
"Uh, heh heh, hi Trinity." Ripper cowered. "Here, you can have it back."
"BAD DREADNOK!!!!" They hollered, shocking Ripper with psychic lightning. Ripper ran away screaming.
"Whoa, little dudettes, that was totally awesome!" Two teens walked up to Trinity. One was lanky and had black hair, clad in a white t-shirt with a black cowboy jacket over it and blue jeans that were ripped at the knees. He resembled Keanu Reeves a little bit. The other was blond, had a backwards red baseball cap, and was clad in a gray t-shirt and blue jeans.
"Who are you?" Quinn asked. The blond pointed at himself.
"I'm William Preston, Esquire." He pointed at the Keanu look-alike. "And this is my friend, Theodore "Ted" Logan."
"Haven't we seen you guys on TV?" Brittany scratched her head.
"I'm Quinn Delgato, and these are my sisters Brittany and Daria." Quinn introduced.
"How'd you do that totally awesome lightning thing?" Ted asked in wonderment.
"We're mutants." Trinity replied cheerfully. Bill and Ted looked totally blank.
"Uh, what's a mutant?" Bill asked. Trinity facefaulted anime-style.
"Hoo boy." Trinity groaned in unison.
"We're a band." Ted grinned. "The Wyld Stallyons."
"WYLD STALLYONS RULE!!!" Bill and Ted crowed together, playing some air guitar.
"Y'know, our boyfriend manages rock bands. Maybe you should do a demo for him." Trinity grinned.
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(X-Mansion)
"What the--" Jamie saw footage of the fair on the news, and he noticed a very familiar group of bikers. "The Dreadnoks! You guys, the Dreadnoks are at the fair!" The X-Men and the Misfits gathered around the TV.
"Man, they must really want a beating." Pietro glared at the TV.
"Well, let's show 'em not to mess with the New Year!" Lance said.
"Your first mission as a Misfit, Lila." Paul said. "Think you can handle it?" Lila smirked at Starchild.
"Oh, I'm pretty tough myself." Lila grinned. She punched Jean. "See?"
"OW!" Jean screamed.
"Hey!" Big Vance pointed at the Dreadnoks. "Those guys owe me money!" He whistled to his boys. "Boys! The Dreadnoks! We found 'em!"
"Let's get 'em!" Guido called.
"YEAH!!!" The bikers jumped on their bikes and sped off.
"Hey, I wasn't done improving!" Forge yelled.
I'd bet the Dreadnoks wished the mutants picked a fight with them! What'll happen next? Will Big Vance's boys fight the Dreadnoks? What of Trinity and Bill and Ted? Do Bill and Ted really have no idea what mutants are? Find out in the next exciting chapter.