Rockin' New Year!
To Red Witch: Here's some more insanity for ya! I hope you enjoy it!
To Wizard1: Well, I'll try to explain why the Wyld Stallyons are still teenagers sometime. As for they not knowing what mutants are, well, Bill and Ted were never the sharpest tools in the shed, let's just say. As for the sequel, I forgive you. PLEASE PUT UP THE SEQUEL SOON!!!!
To Dylan Wiles: I'm glad you liked the Bill and Ted cameos. They made their first appearance during my story "Halloween Hijinks!" Check it out! It's a good funny read! You'll love it! I'm working as fast as I can, but I'm struggling through writers' block.
To Sparky Genocide: Wow. Those are some ideas! I' will definitely see what I can do.
Chapter 10: Year's last insanity!
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(Bayville Fair)
Big Vance and his boys rode into town, only to notice something odd: Most of the Dreadnoks were tied up, and dressed in pink bunny suits.
"What the--?" Big Vance scratched his head. The X-Van drove up and the Misfits appeared. "Who did this?"
"We did." Trinity grinned. Bill and Ted followed them.
"Are they mutants too?" Bill wondered.
"The guys in the colorful costumes are." Quinn replied.
"Who are you guys?" Scott pointed at Bill and Ted.
"Uh, I'm Theodore Logan, and this is William Preston, Esquire." Ted grinned.
"Bill and Ted. They're a band." Trinity grinned.
"WYLD STALLYONS RULE!!!" The two teens crowed, then played some air guitar. Leathersuit busted his way out of some boxes and started punching out people left and right.
"PAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNN!!!!" Leathersuit laughed as he slammed Duncan Matthews face-first into a stand. He noticed Jake. "Hey boy!! Time to give you some PAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNNNN!!!!!" Jake glared.
"You are all talk!" Jake blasted the crocodile-like mutant with his flame breath.
"YEEEEOWWWW!!!!!!" Leathersuit screamed, trying to put himself out.
"TOOOOOOOOOOAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Virus roared, riding in on his van. "THOSE BEARS YOU SENT AFTER ME DIDN'T STOP ME FOR LONG!!!! HANG ON AL, BABY!!! VIRUS IS HERE TO SAVE YOU FROM THAT WOMAN-STEALER!!!!!" Al and Todd glared.
"You wanna impale him first, babe?" Todd asked Al.
"You can pour hot coals down his pants first, hon." Al offered.
"What bears, you doofus?!" Todd yelled.
"Those bloody filthy bears you sent to keep me away from my beloved AUGH!!!!" Virus leapt out of the van and ran away. The angry mother bear was chasing him. "I HATE BEARS!!!!"
"Well, that was easy." Scott scratched his head.
"Man, I wanted to fight somebody!" One of the bikers whined.
"Then beat up the nerd over here!" Big Vance snapped at the biker, pointing at Scott. The bikers started beating up the optic blaster.
"AAAAAAGH!!!! HELP!!!! OWWWW!!!!!" Scott screamed.
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(Bayville Fair, a couple hours later)
The party was at full swing. The Joes, Misfits, X-Men, and people of Bayville were celebrating at the fair. The Superstars were in their costumes and makeup performing on stage. Lila's Superstar costume was a black tanktop with a pair of gold sashes across her chest, a pair of gold forearm bands with small silver spikes on them, gold leather pants with a black studded belt, black biker gloves, and silver Kiss-esque platform high- heel boots. She had painted what looked like a pair of golden axe blades over her eyes, painted her fingernails gold, and had black lipstick. She was standing behind a pair of golden keyboards next to John, and her golden Gibson guitar was standing next to the keyboards. The band was covering some rock classics for the fans, as well as doing a few originals. During an intermission, Paul got a phone call.
"Hello?" Paul asked.
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(West Coast Misfit HQ, Malibu Base, shortly after the events of "Welcome to Malibu Base!")
"Hey, cuz!" Ace laughed into the cell phone. The sounds of the West Coast Misfits and the Malibu Joes laughing their heads off were heard in the background. "Listen, you are not going to believe this! This place gets newspapers from all over the country. New York's Daily Bugle has got this hilarious article! Front page, baby! The Bugle claims that Senator Kelly was caught in a lewd position with Bayville High's star football player. Man that was great! Man, that Kelly's such a jerk! And a perv!"
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(Bayville)
"Yeah." Paul laughed as he watched Lila beat Duncan senseless in front of a cheering crowd. "Cool. Hope you have fun at Malibu Base. Okay. Bye." Paul closed his phone. "Hey guys!" Paul ran to the other Misfits. He told them, and the X-Men, of what Ace told him. The mutants all burst out laughing.
"You know, I always thought they looked at each other funny." Pietro quipped.
"Lila, why were you beating up Duncan back there?" Jean asked. Lila gave her a look.
"For an A student, you sure are dopey." Lila laughed. "He made some ungentlemanly comments about me, and then he called my boyfriend an inbred redneck hick." Sam's groan could be heard in the background.
"Can someone please tell her I'm not her boyfriend?" Sam groaned.
"THIS SCANDAL IS A FILTHY LIE AND A SET-UP CREATED BY MUTANTS!!!!!" The mutants heard Kelly roar from a bike-mounted TV. The senator had called a press conference, and he barely contained his rage. Not to mention the fact he appeared to have had a few shots of Scotch beforehand. "THE MUTANTS DID THIS BECAUSE THOSE @#$%&@# KNOW THAT I AM NOT AFRAID OF THEM!!! I KNOW THEIR PLAN!!!! I KNOW THEY ALL ARE WORKING TOGETHER!!!! THEY PLAN TO ENSLAVE US!!!! THEY PLAN TO HEY!!!!" The screen showed a couple men in white grab the screaming Senator and take him away.
"It was only a matter of time." Wanda laughed.
"Oh yeah. I can imagine Cobra and the Acolytes enjoying this." Lance snickered.
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(Acolyte HQ)
"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!" The Acolytes burst out laughing. Magneto walked in.
"What're you laughing at?" The Master of Magnetism wondered. The Acolytes handed him the copy of the Daily Bugle. Magneto burst out laughing. "Oh ho now that IS rich! That is SO RICH!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AWWWWW!!!!" Magneto dropped the paper and clutched himself. "Aw man, I need to change my pants. Man, that was too funny." He walked away, hunched over.
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(Cobra HQ)
"WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Zanya, Zartan, Zarana, Zandar, Destro and the Baroness laughed out loud when they saw the paper.
"Oh man, that was so great! That jerk Kelly gets what he deserves." Zanya laughed.
"Yeah, he sure got it this time." Zandar grinned.
"What'd he say?" Destro asked, pointing at Zandar.
"WAHHH!!!! NO ONE LISTENS TO ME!!!!" A crying Zandar ran away.
"What a moron. Can't take a joke." Baroness grumbled.
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(Bayville)
"Holy Cow!" Paul looked at his watch. "Guys! We gotta hit the stage! Now!" Paul, Craig, Lila, John, and Lance jumped on the stage. "HEY EVERYONE!!!" Paul yelled into the mike. "20 seconds and counting until the New Year!" Everyone started cheering as the seconds kicked down. Paul and the others quickly grabbed their instruments and counted down with the people. "10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!" Confetti, beach balls, Duncan's battered body, hats, clothes, gunshots, and other objects flew into the air as well as fireworks exploding and other fanfare. The Superstars broke into a heavy metal version of "Auld Lang Syne", the people singing along. Meanwhile, Pietro gathered the remaining Misfits.
"I heard J. Jonah Jameson is pro-mutant." Pietro grinned evilly.
"Pietro, that's a good thing." Wanda said.
"I got a plan to make him hate the X-Men." Pietro responded.
"Ooh, count us in." Althea and Trinity laughed. The remaining Misfits teleported away. Meanwhile, the party continued into the night.
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(New Year's Day, Recondo's house, 5 AM.)
The videophone rang in Recondo's home. A very sleepy Paul staggered down the stairs. His long black hair was even messier than normal and his eyes were nearly kept shut by sleepy dust. He pressed a button.
"Hello?" He mumbled sleepily.
"STARCHILD!!!!!" The angry voice and red face of Scott Summers appeared. He was angrier than the Incredible Hulk at a boy band concert. The loudness of Scott's voice shocked Paul and made him fall over.
"Whoa. What a wake up call." Paul rubbed his aching head. "Ow!"
"We saw an editorial in the Early Morning Edition of the Daily Bugle! It condemned the X-Men! Said we were a bunch of pests like Spider-Man! He said we should be like you Misfits! He calls you heroes!" Scott snapped. Paul mumbled incoherently. He hadn't got all his bearings back, and Scott's yelling had knocking what little bearings he had out of kilter.
"I was performing all night." Paul shook his head.
"Oh yeah." Scott realized. "Well get the other clowns!"
"Scott, if Pietro doesn't get his beauty sleep, he gets very cranky." Paul warned.
"I don't care if he turns into the Hulk! Just get him!" Scott snapped.
"Fine. I warned you." Paul shrugged. He pressed another button, and the videophone clicked off. Starchild walked into the kitchen, and drank a glass of chocolate milk. "Another year, more insanity." Paul snickered, then walked up the stairs and back to his bed.
Well, the new year rings in more insanity! What'll happen in the future? Who will the heroes meet? What new villains will be in the future! Find out next time, and Happy New Year! Suggestions needed badly!
To Red Witch: Here's some more insanity for ya! I hope you enjoy it!
To Wizard1: Well, I'll try to explain why the Wyld Stallyons are still teenagers sometime. As for they not knowing what mutants are, well, Bill and Ted were never the sharpest tools in the shed, let's just say. As for the sequel, I forgive you. PLEASE PUT UP THE SEQUEL SOON!!!!
To Dylan Wiles: I'm glad you liked the Bill and Ted cameos. They made their first appearance during my story "Halloween Hijinks!" Check it out! It's a good funny read! You'll love it! I'm working as fast as I can, but I'm struggling through writers' block.
To Sparky Genocide: Wow. Those are some ideas! I' will definitely see what I can do.
Chapter 10: Year's last insanity!
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(Bayville Fair)
Big Vance and his boys rode into town, only to notice something odd: Most of the Dreadnoks were tied up, and dressed in pink bunny suits.
"What the--?" Big Vance scratched his head. The X-Van drove up and the Misfits appeared. "Who did this?"
"We did." Trinity grinned. Bill and Ted followed them.
"Are they mutants too?" Bill wondered.
"The guys in the colorful costumes are." Quinn replied.
"Who are you guys?" Scott pointed at Bill and Ted.
"Uh, I'm Theodore Logan, and this is William Preston, Esquire." Ted grinned.
"Bill and Ted. They're a band." Trinity grinned.
"WYLD STALLYONS RULE!!!" The two teens crowed, then played some air guitar. Leathersuit busted his way out of some boxes and started punching out people left and right.
"PAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNN!!!!" Leathersuit laughed as he slammed Duncan Matthews face-first into a stand. He noticed Jake. "Hey boy!! Time to give you some PAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINNNNN!!!!!" Jake glared.
"You are all talk!" Jake blasted the crocodile-like mutant with his flame breath.
"YEEEEOWWWW!!!!!!" Leathersuit screamed, trying to put himself out.
"TOOOOOOOOOOAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Virus roared, riding in on his van. "THOSE BEARS YOU SENT AFTER ME DIDN'T STOP ME FOR LONG!!!! HANG ON AL, BABY!!! VIRUS IS HERE TO SAVE YOU FROM THAT WOMAN-STEALER!!!!!" Al and Todd glared.
"You wanna impale him first, babe?" Todd asked Al.
"You can pour hot coals down his pants first, hon." Al offered.
"What bears, you doofus?!" Todd yelled.
"Those bloody filthy bears you sent to keep me away from my beloved AUGH!!!!" Virus leapt out of the van and ran away. The angry mother bear was chasing him. "I HATE BEARS!!!!"
"Well, that was easy." Scott scratched his head.
"Man, I wanted to fight somebody!" One of the bikers whined.
"Then beat up the nerd over here!" Big Vance snapped at the biker, pointing at Scott. The bikers started beating up the optic blaster.
"AAAAAAGH!!!! HELP!!!! OWWWW!!!!!" Scott screamed.
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(Bayville Fair, a couple hours later)
The party was at full swing. The Joes, Misfits, X-Men, and people of Bayville were celebrating at the fair. The Superstars were in their costumes and makeup performing on stage. Lila's Superstar costume was a black tanktop with a pair of gold sashes across her chest, a pair of gold forearm bands with small silver spikes on them, gold leather pants with a black studded belt, black biker gloves, and silver Kiss-esque platform high- heel boots. She had painted what looked like a pair of golden axe blades over her eyes, painted her fingernails gold, and had black lipstick. She was standing behind a pair of golden keyboards next to John, and her golden Gibson guitar was standing next to the keyboards. The band was covering some rock classics for the fans, as well as doing a few originals. During an intermission, Paul got a phone call.
"Hello?" Paul asked.
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(West Coast Misfit HQ, Malibu Base, shortly after the events of "Welcome to Malibu Base!")
"Hey, cuz!" Ace laughed into the cell phone. The sounds of the West Coast Misfits and the Malibu Joes laughing their heads off were heard in the background. "Listen, you are not going to believe this! This place gets newspapers from all over the country. New York's Daily Bugle has got this hilarious article! Front page, baby! The Bugle claims that Senator Kelly was caught in a lewd position with Bayville High's star football player. Man that was great! Man, that Kelly's such a jerk! And a perv!"
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(Bayville)
"Yeah." Paul laughed as he watched Lila beat Duncan senseless in front of a cheering crowd. "Cool. Hope you have fun at Malibu Base. Okay. Bye." Paul closed his phone. "Hey guys!" Paul ran to the other Misfits. He told them, and the X-Men, of what Ace told him. The mutants all burst out laughing.
"You know, I always thought they looked at each other funny." Pietro quipped.
"Lila, why were you beating up Duncan back there?" Jean asked. Lila gave her a look.
"For an A student, you sure are dopey." Lila laughed. "He made some ungentlemanly comments about me, and then he called my boyfriend an inbred redneck hick." Sam's groan could be heard in the background.
"Can someone please tell her I'm not her boyfriend?" Sam groaned.
"THIS SCANDAL IS A FILTHY LIE AND A SET-UP CREATED BY MUTANTS!!!!!" The mutants heard Kelly roar from a bike-mounted TV. The senator had called a press conference, and he barely contained his rage. Not to mention the fact he appeared to have had a few shots of Scotch beforehand. "THE MUTANTS DID THIS BECAUSE THOSE @#$%&@# KNOW THAT I AM NOT AFRAID OF THEM!!! I KNOW THEIR PLAN!!!! I KNOW THEY ALL ARE WORKING TOGETHER!!!! THEY PLAN TO ENSLAVE US!!!! THEY PLAN TO HEY!!!!" The screen showed a couple men in white grab the screaming Senator and take him away.
"It was only a matter of time." Wanda laughed.
"Oh yeah. I can imagine Cobra and the Acolytes enjoying this." Lance snickered.
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(Acolyte HQ)
"WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!" The Acolytes burst out laughing. Magneto walked in.
"What're you laughing at?" The Master of Magnetism wondered. The Acolytes handed him the copy of the Daily Bugle. Magneto burst out laughing. "Oh ho now that IS rich! That is SO RICH!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AWWWWW!!!!" Magneto dropped the paper and clutched himself. "Aw man, I need to change my pants. Man, that was too funny." He walked away, hunched over.
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(Cobra HQ)
"WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Zanya, Zartan, Zarana, Zandar, Destro and the Baroness laughed out loud when they saw the paper.
"Oh man, that was so great! That jerk Kelly gets what he deserves." Zanya laughed.
"Yeah, he sure got it this time." Zandar grinned.
"What'd he say?" Destro asked, pointing at Zandar.
"WAHHH!!!! NO ONE LISTENS TO ME!!!!" A crying Zandar ran away.
"What a moron. Can't take a joke." Baroness grumbled.
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(Bayville)
"Holy Cow!" Paul looked at his watch. "Guys! We gotta hit the stage! Now!" Paul, Craig, Lila, John, and Lance jumped on the stage. "HEY EVERYONE!!!" Paul yelled into the mike. "20 seconds and counting until the New Year!" Everyone started cheering as the seconds kicked down. Paul and the others quickly grabbed their instruments and counted down with the people. "10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!" Confetti, beach balls, Duncan's battered body, hats, clothes, gunshots, and other objects flew into the air as well as fireworks exploding and other fanfare. The Superstars broke into a heavy metal version of "Auld Lang Syne", the people singing along. Meanwhile, Pietro gathered the remaining Misfits.
"I heard J. Jonah Jameson is pro-mutant." Pietro grinned evilly.
"Pietro, that's a good thing." Wanda said.
"I got a plan to make him hate the X-Men." Pietro responded.
"Ooh, count us in." Althea and Trinity laughed. The remaining Misfits teleported away. Meanwhile, the party continued into the night.
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(New Year's Day, Recondo's house, 5 AM.)
The videophone rang in Recondo's home. A very sleepy Paul staggered down the stairs. His long black hair was even messier than normal and his eyes were nearly kept shut by sleepy dust. He pressed a button.
"Hello?" He mumbled sleepily.
"STARCHILD!!!!!" The angry voice and red face of Scott Summers appeared. He was angrier than the Incredible Hulk at a boy band concert. The loudness of Scott's voice shocked Paul and made him fall over.
"Whoa. What a wake up call." Paul rubbed his aching head. "Ow!"
"We saw an editorial in the Early Morning Edition of the Daily Bugle! It condemned the X-Men! Said we were a bunch of pests like Spider-Man! He said we should be like you Misfits! He calls you heroes!" Scott snapped. Paul mumbled incoherently. He hadn't got all his bearings back, and Scott's yelling had knocking what little bearings he had out of kilter.
"I was performing all night." Paul shook his head.
"Oh yeah." Scott realized. "Well get the other clowns!"
"Scott, if Pietro doesn't get his beauty sleep, he gets very cranky." Paul warned.
"I don't care if he turns into the Hulk! Just get him!" Scott snapped.
"Fine. I warned you." Paul shrugged. He pressed another button, and the videophone clicked off. Starchild walked into the kitchen, and drank a glass of chocolate milk. "Another year, more insanity." Paul snickered, then walked up the stairs and back to his bed.
Well, the new year rings in more insanity! What'll happen in the future? Who will the heroes meet? What new villains will be in the future! Find out next time, and Happy New Year! Suggestions needed badly!