Disclaimer: FFX/FFX-2 belong to Squaresoft/Square Enix. I made up the plot and happenings.

"Rikku! Wake up!" Yuna screamed. "No! Sleep needed!" "Fine, guess you don't want to see Gippal....." Two seconds later, Rikku got up and jumped out the window. "Gippal! Gippal! Where are you?! Yuna.......did you lie to me again?" "Yup." "You did that the sixth time this week!" Rikku screamed. "No, Gippal is right behind you." Yuna said. "OoooOOOooOo! Hi Gippal!" "Paine, there's something wrong, I think that that isn't Gippal, 'cause why would Gippal come here two weeks early from vacation? I think that's an alien monkey dressed up as Gippal!" Yuna said. "I bet you it's a monkey, just a monkey, no alien. How 'bout 1,000,000 Gil?" Paine said. "Okay. It's a deal." Yuna said happily. "Gippal, are we gonna get married earlier? Because you came back early." Rikku questioned him. "No, let's wait because, uh, I don't wanna." He said. "Okay. But why are you skinnier? I thought you went to besaid to work out." Rikku asked him. Then he shut his door in her face. Rikku was wondering why he was being mean to her when they were going to get married in two weeks. Then Yuna came outside and took Rikku's arm and pulled her into Gippal's house. Gippal was watching the banana channel. "Rikku, he's an alien monkey!" "He's probably watching that channel because he discovered the weird tingily taste of bananas." Then Paine came in, stole the remote from Gippal and sat on the couch looking for good channels. "Why are all these banana channels?" Paine asked Gippal. Gippal said nothing. "Whatever." Then Paine left. "Maybe her T.V. broke." Yuna said. Then Gippal made a banana smoothie with the blender. While Gippal was making that, Yuna asked Rikku, "Do you think that Gippal got shorter?" "Yeah, 'cause I know Gippal's not two feet tall." Rikku replied. "Rikku, go kiss him." "Why? He's two feet tall and he loves bananas. He's not Gippal." "Trust me. I'm psycho. Don't believe me. Right now, I think Paine killed her T.V. purposely. Trust me, I'M PSYCHO!" Yuna said. "Fine, I guess there's nothing wrong with a short monkey freak." Then Rikku walked up the the short Gippal and kissed him, then Yuna dropped a (ma-kee-na) machina banana which was made out of metal. It was a live machine banana that was sleeping. Yuna found it outside, she planned to give it to Gippal but she decided not to. Then, he ran to the banana when Paine opened the door. His wig fell off. "AaaaAAaaaAAaaAaaaaaAahhhhhh. It's a monkey!" "I win the bet!" Paine screamed. Then the monkey ate the machina banana, then he did the robot dance. "He's so an alien monkey now! HAHA! IN YOUR FACE!" Yuna yelled to Paine. Then Paine gave Yuna 1,000,000 Gil. Rikku picked up a frying pan and chased the monkey out of Gippal's house. Then, the 5'11" Gippal came in with an apple in his mouth. "Oh, how great this is! Now I have a six foot monkey in Gippal's house!" Rikku yelled. Then Rikku ran out the door. "What's Rikku's Problem?" Gippal asked. "Rikku kissed a two foot monkey that disguised himself as you." Yuna explained to Gippal. "Oh. That explains everything." Gippal said.

Gippal walked over to Rikku's house. "Rikku, I'm sorry that that monkey ruined your life." Gippal said. "E's cunno dryd E cdubbat uin namydeuhcreb vun y oayn."(I'm sorry that I stopped our relationship for a year.)Rikku said. Then Gippal sat down on her bed with her and kissed her. Rikku started blushing. After that, Gippal said, "Lusa uh. Fa'na kuehk du kad syneat." (Come on. We're going to get married.) Gippal told her happily. He kissed her one more time. She got a white beautiful dress for her wedding. Then she kissed him. At the wedding, Gippal put on Rikku's ring and kissed her, While Rikku threw the flowers. Yuna caught it. She was happy.

Dra Aht (The End)