Author's note: Of all the fanfiction that I have read, they have a disclaimer so I'll write one down too. Hehe so no one can sue me!! -crazed laughter- This is my first ever fic so it WILL suck. I'm just some kid who is bored... --" This fic is PG for some cussing and that's all! No sexual crap, yaoi, etc but just straight bullshit! I label this fic Action/Comedy/Romance/Pointless. But comedy is only here and there. Romance is even rarer! It's like finding Waldo. Amid of the world's entire population. In shorter words, there's not much romance in this.

[[EDIT]] I have changed some of this chapter's context and consider it acceptable. Continue reading on.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the YYH characters (damn! I really want Hiei...TT-TT) but I do own all the others who are not YYH characters... Yay! I own something.

Chapter One: Yukina' Misfortune, again

As the sun rose, bathing the land with little rays of light, the wind blew softly, causing the branches and leaves of a particularly large weeping willow to sway. At the base of the particularly large weeping willow laid a red fox.

Its ears twitched a bit, apparently listening for any sound of movement. An almond-shaped eye peered out, searching for any predators or prey. Seeing the sun had arisen over the horizon the fox slowly got up to its feet, stretching and yawning. It slowly opened both of its eyes. Its fur was very sleek and was the most beautiful shade of orange-red.

Suddenly a girl wearing baggy black jeans and a white shirt appeared where the fox used to be. Her dark eyes were just like the fox but now with long eyelashes. Her skin was a tinge brown and yellow, mixing into a lovely shade of extremely light brown. Her hair was also sleek but now was silky black, put up in a bun by one stick, leaving two long bangs flying around annoying in her face. She impatiently brushed them aside and then streaked further into the dark forest.

"Yusuke, wake up!"

A boy with tousled hair opened his tired eyes. "What? There better be a fire," he muttered sleepily. "Nope its school so get up!" his mother said cheerfully. His mom apparently didn't drink yesterday night. "Aww..." Yusuke groaned.

"Breakfast is on the table okay?"

Yusuke reluctantly got out of bed, brushed his teeth, dressed for school, and went to the kitchen to eat. After he ate he walked out of the apartment, meeting up with his friend, Kuwabara. School was boring as usual. Most of the teachers picked on him; Keiko bossed him around, so yeah the day was normal. It was Friday so Yusuke was naturally looking forward to the weekends where he had no spirit cases and of course no school. He wasn't right about the spirit case though...

"Yusuke!" Yusuke turned toward the sound of the voice. Hiei appeared in front of him, waving a tape.

"Koenma wanted me to give you this," he said.

"What, already? Stupid toddler...can't he handle his own damn world for just a few weeks?" Yusuke muttered darkly.

They all headed to Kuwabara's house to watch the video. As Kuwabara popped the tape into the VCR the video immediately started to play, showing all these fancy movie titles and such. Finally Koenma, a boy wearing a pacifier, looking like he was only 5 or 6 years old, showed up on the television.

"Hello Yusuke and others! I have a new case for you guys (Yusuke muttering darkly). As you should know I sent Hiei to give you this tape! He is there, right? Anyways, to business. Remember Yukina? I'm sure that Kuwabara does. Well she has been kidnapped again. ("WHAT?!!" Kuwabara shouted.) This time we have no idea where she is currently held captive.

However, we do whom those kidnappers will kidnap next. Her name is Yuki. We don't know much about her though. BUT she is famous for her skill of being able to shape ice to anything. She is able to form weapons out of ice, not just regular ice either. This ice is nearly indestructible, very powerful, rare, and basically the perfect weapon material. Any demon would die for just a pocket knife of that substance. She can also make jewelry out of it as well, which are worth almost as must as Yukina's tear gems. There are rumors that the people, who kidnapped Yukina, apparently want more so they will try to get Yuki.

You need to find Yuki and explain this situation to her so she can pretend to be hurt and let the people drag her to their hideout! As I said before, we don't know a thing about her, except that she's an ice apparition, probably. You have to be careful. She could be the devil for all I know.

But you can't use the Demon Compass because she wears a Spirit Cover which looks like a wristband but can cover mast amounts of spirit energy. You can't sense her either. The Spirit Cover will prevent her to use her full spirit energy so if she is really powerful or something and SOMEHOW you piss her off, coughYUSUKEcough excuse me; you best fire your best Spirit Gun, Sword, Dragon or whatever. All right I think that's all...where's that picture...OGRE GIVE IT HERE!!! Okay here it is..."

The television now showed a picture of a girl. "Not bad looking," Yusuke commented. "Yuki, right?"

"Whoa she's pretty cute!" Kuwabara added his opinion.

"What about Yukina, eh Kuwabara?" Yusuke replied with a smirk. Hiei's left eye twitched.

"Yukina beats her, she would beat anyone..." Kuwabara was getting his usual dreamy like expression on his face.

That expression immediately disappeared when he remember what this case was for. "OH MY GOD, YUKINA!! WHERE IS THIS YUKI?!!!" he shouted at the television, shaking it.

"Kuwabara, stop it! I can't hear what—"

"—picture is Yuki so memorize it. My sources tell me that she is currently at the Windswept Forest, fifty miles west from my place. That forest is easy to spot and is pretty small so you should find her quickly. Good luck."

The television screen went blank as Koenma finished his speech and the boys, as if on cue, dashed out of the house, Kuwabara in the lead.

After sprinting for nearly half an hour in the spirit world, Yusuke asked Hiei if they were close yet. "Just a bit farther," Hiei reassured.

"HURRY UP GUYS!! YUKINA NEEDS MEEEEEE!!" Kuwabara shouted, wearing his love bandana. Hiei's eye twitched more unpleasantly.

'Yukina better be all right...I'll make it clear to Makai that nobody can touch her after this...' Hiei thought bitterly in his mind.

A half an hour or so later, Yusuke slowed down, exhausted. Kuwabara took no notice and with unlimited energy, continued running with lightning speed.

"Are...we...there...yet...?" Yusuke panted, taking a breath between each word.

"Yes this is Windswept Forest..." Hiei said, looking around. They were in a small clearing. The forest trees towered over them. There were bright colored flowers littering the ground and squirrels scampering away from them but no girl in sight.

"KUWABARA, COME BACK HERE!!"

Kuwabara stopped, looked around and seemed to notice that neither Yusuke nor Hiei was by him.

"HERE DUMBASS!"

He turned to the voice and saw a small figure of Yusuke...and a really small figure of a black stick. Hiei.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! STOP MESSING AROUND; THIS ISN'T SOME GAME YOU KNOW!!" he yelled back.

"THIS IS WINDSWEPT FOREST, GET OVER HERE!"

"Let's split up," Yusuke said when Kuwabara ran back "I'll take north."

Hiei went east and found himself dodging rabbit holes and fox dens while seeking for the girl. Suddenly he heard a loud rustle in the enormous willow tree in front of him. He stopped and inspected the tree. That rustle didn't sound like it was a bird or any animal from here.

'Maybe the girl is up this tree?' Hiei stepped gingerly to the trunk of the tree and looked upward at its flexible yet sturdy branches.

There was another rustle but this time it was behind him. Hiei swung around and found Kuwabara looking down at him.

"What are you doing?" he growled. Kuwabara's face screwed up into a frown and replied back matter-of-factly, "Duh I'm looking for Yuki, that's why we are here genius."

"West was the opposite side of East..."

"Good job shrimp—HEY!"

Hiei just scowled and looked back at the tree. "What are you doing?" Kuwabara asked curiously. Hiei ignored him and jumped into the tree, disappearing from view.

Most of the sunlight was cut off up in the trees. The leaves blocked the hot rays, making up here conceivably cooler and comfortable. He jumped around in the tree, trying to find where the rustling had come from.

As he jumped onto a particularly large branch, he saw a sleeping girl with her arms behind her head and her legs stretched out, slightly crossed on the branch just at his eye level. Her bangs blew into his face when a slight breeze passed.

'Well it's a girl in the forest, good enough.' He jumped down from the tree and found that Kuwabara and Yusuke were there now.

"She's up there," he said simply.

"Yuki? Up in a tree? What is she, a monkey?" said Yusuke bewildered as if he never thought a girl would be up a tree.

"AY YUKI!!" Kuwabara suddenly yelled, startling Yusuke.

"You didn't have to yell that in my ear," Yusuke muttered rubbing his ear. "So if she is up there, why isn't she down here now? I mean if I was her, I would follow you down the tree." Yusuke scratched his head, puzzled.

"She's sleeping," Hiei replied.

"Ohh...then wake her up then!" Kuwabara ordered Hiei who retorted, "YOU wake her up."

"But I can't climb that tree, you can."

"So? Learn."

"But-"

Suddenly a burst of air from the tree blew into his face. A girl wearing baggy black jeans and a white shirt appeared out of nowhere. Sure enough, there was a white wristband on her right wrist.

'Geez are all ice apparitions short?' Yusuke compared the girl to the picture.

"Take me out on a limb here, but you're Yuki right?" he asked her.

"Who the hell are you?"

"Well I'm Yusuke. This is Kuwabara and Hiei." He pointed at them when he mentioned their names. Yuki looked them over and her eyes slightly widened when she saw Hiei.

'What...this can't be...'

"We need your help," Yusuke explained the whole situation. Yuki just raised an eyebrow and when he mentioned Yukina, something flashed in her eyes for a second.

"Okay let's go," Yuki said right away. Yusuke and Kuwabara were taken back at the sudden response and stared at her.

"What?!" Yuki snapped.

"Err...nothing..."

And with that, Yuki walked away.

"Hey where are you going?" Yusuke asked.

"Helping you. Now are you going to follow or what?"

They were searching for nearly an hour when- "Okay I sense someone here..." Kuwabara said, his eyeballs going left and right again.

"Okay find somewhere to hide, they're probably here," Yuki said under her breath and pushed all of them into the bushes. Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Hiei settled themselves in the bushes, trying to find the perfect spying place. While they were struggling to get comfortable Yuki walked into a clearing, just five feet away and threw something high in the air.

That something sparkled in the sunlight and glistened brightly for miles to see.

Suddenly a rustle of bushes were heard on the opposite side of the clearing. Two men rushed out. One was extremely fat, looking remarkably like a large brown spotted pig. The other one was as skinny as the other was fat. They both were glowing with satisfaction though.

Silently laughing they said, "Greetings miss, you might be wondering what we handsome men (Yusuke and Kuwabara started sniggering so hard that they had to put their fists into their mouth to stifle the noise) are here for. While we heard of your lovely powers and skills and decided that we could...err...help you make them more...umm...yes...powerful! Yes more powerful!"

Both of them were wearing strained smiles, sweating a bit. "Oh really?" Yuki pretended to be pleasantly surprised.

"Yes me dear! If you could please follow us..." The pig guy started walking to the north, gesturing the skinny one and Yuki to follow him. When the both of the evil men turned away Yuki gave them what-kind-of-idiot-do-you-take-me-as look. As Yuki followed them Yusuke got to his feet and sneaking in the bushes, following Yuki while trying to be unseen and unheard. Kuwabara followed his lead while Hiei jumped from tree to tree silently.

The pig-man collapsed and mumbled something incoherently, "Here...we are...let me die..."

They have been walking or in Hiei's case jumping, for ten minutes. Yuki looked at the pig-man with an eyebrow raised. A humongous castle suddenly loomed over them, covering them in shadows and darkness.

"GUARDS WE HAVE HER!!! COME OUT IMMEDIATELY!!" the pig-man suddenly yelled. Taken by surprise Yuki froze for a moment, allowing hundreds of guardsmen grab her and tie her up with ropes, leaving her defenseless.

"Heh heh I can't believe you actually believe us!" the skinny one glowered.

Yuki just merely looked at him with seriously-what-idiot-do-you-take-me-as look. "Don't look at your superiors like that!" he yelled, glaring at her. The guards carried her toward the dark castle.

When the guards and Yuki were out of sight, Yusuke and Kuwabara pulled themselves out of a tangle of bushes. While they were struggling to remove themselves from the bushes Hiei jumped down lightly and stood there, looking at the castle with extreme dislike.

"I am going to look for Yukina," he said, jumping toward a big pine tree that was near a castle window.

Finally Yusuke and Kuwabara freed themselves of their plant imprisonment and brushed all the dirt and leaves off their clothes. While they waited for Hiei they tried to think of a plan.

Suddenly a red streak rushed past them and then stopped. Kurama was standing there calmly as if he was there the whole time. Yusuke jumped but not as high as Kuwabara, who was now hugging a tree branch ten feet above.

"Kurama? You nearly scared the crap outta me!!" Kuwabara shouted releasing the branch and hitting the ground with a dull thud.

"Oww." Kuwabara winced rubbing his rear.

"What are you doing here Kurama?" Yusuke asked confused.

"Koenma asked me to help you with your mission," Kurama said plainly.

Suddenly another streak rushed past except this one was black. "She is in the top tower of the west side," Hiei reported, looking not all surprised that Kurama was there.

"If you people keep doing that I'm going to have a heart attack!!" Kuwabara yelled at them.

"Good," Hiei grumbled.

"WHAT DID YOU SAY SHORTY?!!" Kuwabara shouted, face now red of anger.

"AYE WE HAVE TWO GIRLS TO SAVE HERE!!" Yusuke shouted.

"Oh right." Kuwabara said sheepishly.

"Have you located where Yuki is Hiei?" Yusuke asked.

"Yes she is on the other tower of the east side."

"Okay since Kurama is here and there are four people and two people to save, we should split up. Hiei and Kurama, and me and Kuwabara okay? Hiei and Kurama, you two go to Yuki while we go for Yukina," Yusuke explained.

"All right." They all agreed and separated.

So how did you like it? I'm only putting two chapters down so if no one likes it, I won't really embarrass myself that much! But if you do like it submit a review and I'll put more chapters down. You can flame me. I don't give a shit. You can praise me. I will feel special. But who cares? =/