Author's note: Another chapter is finally up! Again I must warn you: cheesiness WILL be guaranteed. Just a warning. Anyway some of the teachers are real or something I cooked up in my corrupted mind.

Disclaimer: For the third time I DO NOT OWN YU YU HAKUSHO! Though I wished I did but I have no genie so no.

Chapter Four: A Long Day

"So Keiko, will you?" Yusuke pleaded.

Yusuke had explained the situation to Keiko and was now waiting for her response. Keiko was thinking about it carefully, Yusuke could tell by looking at her expression.

"Umm first show me this 'Yuki'," she finally stated. Yusuke, looking teeny bit happier, called out Yuki's name. The rest of the gang was waiting at the corner block, waiting for Yusuke to convince Keiko, when they heard Yuki's name called out. Yuki turned her head toward the call and jumped so fast that they barely saw her go.

"What?"

A girl wearing baggy black jeans and white tank top suddenly appeared at Keiko's doorstep. Keiko who hadn't expected her to come so quickly, jumped a bit.

"So you are Yuki right?" she asked after having to recover from her shock. She looked Yuki over. On her shirt there were a couple of blood stains (from Pig-man). She eyed those carefully.

'I don't want to know…'

The girl nodded, staring intently at her.

"Umm...Yuki, this is Keiko and Keiko...umm...this is Yuki..." Yusuke introduced, nervously looking at Keiko, hoping that she would help. Keiko bit her lower lip and stared at Yuki.

"Sure why not?" Keiko said as a grin blossomed on her face. She eyed the blood stains again.

'Just...ignore those...'

"I have to wear this?" said Yuki, disgusted at the uniform Keiko was handing her.

"Yes our school requires this," Keiko said impatiently, "now try it on."

"Oh come on Yuki the uniform is okay, I'm sure you won't look stupid in that, besides its really comfortable!" Botan persuaded, already wearing her crispy new blue school uniform. Yuki scowled at Botan.

"Why a skirt though?!"

The uniform consisted of a blouse with a collar and a big ribbon in the center and a skirt. Keiko fixed her with one of her looks. Yuki scowled, reluctantly grabbing the black uniform and locked herself in the bathroom to change.

"How do you like the uniforms guys?" Keiko asked Hiei and Kurama.

Hiei kept tugging at his collar. "As soon as this mission ends, I'm burning this."

"It's fine," said Kurama, who always wore this type of clothing anyway. Hiei's uniform was black just like Yuki's while Kurama was red; looking identical to the red suit he always wore. Yusuke was wearing his green one as usual and Kuwabara was wearing his blue one. Botan and Keiko were both wearing blue uniforms. Botan and Kurama seemed comfortable wearing their new uniforms while Hiei looked distastefully at his.

Yuki finally stepped out of the bathroom what seemed like an eternity.

"See-you don't look stupid in the uniform…cough…actually you look adorable," Botan sniggered. Yuki now glared at her perky nature. Botan was right however. She somewhat looked adorable, well as adorable as a glaring killing machine could get.

Yuki was wearing a skirt. Hilarious. Yusuke decided to take up this opportunity.

"Whoa didn't know you had legs Yuki. Nice ones too—"

Yuki kicked Yusuke's ass.

"How long do we have to wear this?" Yuki asked Keiko dismally while Yusuke withered on the ground muttering a distinct "Ow..."

"Just until the mission is over so don't worry," Keiko reassured Yuki.

"Okay now we are done with the uniforms lets go over when people ask you things: first if they ask you where you come from, you say...?" Yusuke who seemed to have recovered started quizzing Hiei, Botan, Kurama, and Yuki.

"China," they all droned.

"What school?"

"Master Lee's private school."

"How old are you?"

"Fourteen."

"Grade?"

"8th."

"What's the name of your new school?"

"Sarayashiki Jr. High School."

"What country were you from?"

"Beijing."

"And you can speak Japanese because..."

"They taught us Japanese back home."

"But you can't speak Chinese because..."

Total silence. Yusuke sighed and said wearily, "You guys were supposed to say 'because we went to a Japanese school instead of a Chinese school.'"

"Umm...Yusuke, isn't that a bit stupid? At China people speak Chinese, not Japanese. They don't have Japanese schools there." Keiko pointed out.

"Oh...crap...umm...what should they say then?" Yusuke wondered, scratching his head.

"How about that we first lived in Japan but then we moved to China for a short while and moved back to Japan?" Botan suggested.

"Yeah that could work...Keiko?" Yusuke asked Keiko. "Umm...I guess..." Keiko said doubtfully.

"Okay that's settled. Let's start from the top guys!"

"What? Aww..."

"Okay it's the first day of school for you guys. You know what to say and act right?" Yusuke asked, turning around and staring at them.

They were currently standing in front of the school.

"Yeah we know what to say since we practiced that all night..." Yuki growled. She happened to love sleeping.

"Practice makes perfect!" Botan quickly said. People like Yuki were known to get testy when deprived of sleep.

"Okay now let's go to the office and register." Yusuke said hastily, and as they walk toward the school, Yusuke gave them a tour while they walked.

"That small building over there is the cafeteria, which serves crap for food and over there, is the gym where you do PE-you do sports and running and stuff there. Those long buildings, there are the classrooms. And the building in front of us is the office."

The office on the outside looked bleak and was quite large. Inside was lively though. People were bustling here and there, some talking and some hurriedly doing errands. Yusuke led them to a door at the end of the room. On the door said Principal and Yusuke opened the door.

Inside was light; sunlight streaming through every window, a man was sitting on a large desk in the middle of the room. His name plate said Takenaka.

"So Yusuke, you finally decided to grace me with your presence?" a friendly voice said.

"Hello Mr. Takenaka," Keiko said quickly, when Yusuke opened his mouth. "We are showing these foreign exchange students the way to the office they could register."

The principal looked up in interest, gazing at Hiei, Kurama, Botan, and Yuki. "Oh," he said, "foreign exchange students from the special program?"

"What special program?" Yusuke asked. Curiosity got the better of him.

"If you were here every day, you might have known that we decided to sponsor a program from China. Few foreign exchange students will be coming in from China, but you four are a day early."

Keiko never heard of such a thing. "Um…Mr. Takenaka I didn't know that there was a program like this…"

"Well we say these things over the morning announcements but as class officer, I understand that you have daily errands in the morning…?"

"OH, yes I do. Well these students are from this program I suppose…"

"We originally had three students coming over, then three more, and now four more," Takenaka now turned to Yuki, Hiei, Botan, and Kurama. "Welcome, ni hao."

'What?' Hiei, Botan, and Yuki just stared at him. Kurama however placed his hands together in front of him, palms flat and bowed his head. "Ni hao."

They quickly mimicked him. Takenaka beamed, "Well Keiko I don't have their schedules yet, so if you don't mind, they will have the same schedule as you."

"I don't mind at all sir!"

"Well all of you better get to your homerooms, the bell's going to ring. And Yusuke, I expect you to stay ALL DAY and see you tomorrow, ON TIME okay?"

Yusuke opened his mouth again but Keiko pushed him and the rest out of the office.

He closed his mouth in bitterness then opened it again. The bell rang.

Keiko gasped. "Hurry you guys! Or we're gonna be late!"

"What's your schedule Keiko?" Kurama asked as they ran after Keiko (Yusuke and Kuwabara went off to their homeroom).

"Umm...for 1st period I have computers, 2nd is math, 3rd is science, 4th is history, 5th English, 6th PE, 7th Spanish, and homeroom is Mrs. Kinomoto."

Keiko stopped in front of a classroom, number 13.

"Whoa!"

Botan tripped and fell over Kurama who fell over Yuki who fell over Hiei who fell over Keiko who fell into the classroom.

The homeroom suddenly quieted, students stopped talking and turned their attention to the crumpled heap of people in the doorway.

"Ger' off!" Hiei said, muffled.

Botan quickly recovered and jumped off of Kurama.

"Heh heh…sorry!"

They finally untangled themselves and stood up in a hurry, managing to look presentable at the same time.

"Um…Keiko?" The speaker was a tall thin woman with short curly hair.

"Oh, Mrs. Kinomoto! Err…this are foreign exchange students from China!" She gestured to Botan, Kurama, Hiei, and Yuki.

The teacher raised an eyebrow. "I thought they were supposed to come in tomorrow…oh well. Class we have our first students from the China program! This is…err…what are your names?"

"Botan!" She gave a little eager wave.

"Kurama." Girls started to whisper.

"Hiei." Some people had to look down.

"Yuki." Students gave strained smiles.

It was WAY too early in the morning.

"Here are four foreign exchange students from China; Hiei, Yuki, umm...Kurama, and Bowtan—wait sorry Botan," announced Mr. Oozora, the nerdy computer teacher.

"Okay you four please sit at the back of the room, where those empty desks are."

They quickly walked, avoiding all the staring eyes, toward the back where four uncomfortable, feeble desks with old wrecks of computers stood on top of each desk. The desks groaned under their weight, which combined with the computer's weight. It felt like the desks might collapse any moment. The computer creaked and whined loudly when turned on. After turning it on they had to wait four minutes for it to just wait the screen to react.

Yuki and Hiei just stared at the computer.

"What is this?"

"I think it's called a computer!" Botan answered. "In the Gate of Judgment ogres used them I believe…"

"...what's a computer?"

"A computer is an electronic device that can store and work with large quantities of information."

"I don't get your human talk Kurama."

"Well for starters, Hiei push the start button…"

"Ohhh this is going to be a long period..." Botan said wearily.

Finally first period had ended and Hiei and Yuki had a tiny idea what a computer was. Kurama was very patient and prevented Hiei from destroying the electronic device.

"How you survive this everyday, Kurama, I will never know," Hiei said.

"New students eh?" a sharp looking female teacher said. It was now second period, math.

"A day early but...I have extra desks anyway. Umm...Botan is it? Please sit over there on the end, Yuki...err...sit in that desk in the front...Kurama? Sit in that desk...no by the plant...okay Hiei, sit there…no…NO…never mind just sit next to Yuki...yes there."

"Now that we are settled we seem to have new students," Ms. Oishi announced over the talking, which had silenced at once, "The two black-hair people in the front are Hiei and Yuki and the red-hair on by the plant is Kurama, and the blue-hair girl in the back is Botan. Please welcome them to our school."

Applause started up after she finished speaking.

"Quiet down its time for today's lesson on algebra, take out your math book and turn to page 89," Ms. Oishi said and the students took out their math books.

Ms. Oishi each gave them a new math book, which was orange and had perky kids smiling on the cover. As she instructed Hiei opened the book, turning to page 89, and looked at its contents. There was another picture of a perky kid who was smiling, pointing to a graph behind him. There were complicated math graphing problems littered all over the page. Ms. Oishi started talking about how the x-axis intersects with the y-axis. Everyone except himself paid any attention, for he was wondering why the hell he had to disguise and act like a human when he could just—

"HIEI?"

Hiei snapped back to reality where everyone was now staring at him.

"If you have been paying attention mister, you should be able to solve this math equation on the board," Ms. Oishi said sternly.

He tore his eyes away from Kurama who was mouthing something but couldn't pick out of he was trying to say. Hiei looked at the board where a long math equation waited for him to solve.

He used his Jagan eye to read the teacher's mind.

"The answer is 5," he said, smirking. Ms. Oishi frowned.

"Correct."

Ms. Oishi gave him I'm-watching-you look.

"How delightful!" a friendly voice squealed, "New students! Today we are to study about the exciting world of plants! Now please sit at the science table at the back before the bell rings."

A gauntly old woman smiled and revealed two front teeth missing. They all rushed to the table and sat down just as the bell rang loudly.

"Now class we are to conduct an experiment of growing plants, and I will choose your partners for this. (The whole class groaned.) Now let's see...Jiro and Kazumi, Akiko and Shota, Kenji and Shizuka..."

Kurama was looking at the plants around the room with interest. Hiei was just merely looking bored. Yuki had a pained expression on her face, now thinking when will the class end so they could be free for a while instead of listening to an old woman who looked like she was starving, pairing up people to be partners for a silly project.

"Hmm...this leaves our new students...how about Kurama and Botan and Yuki with Hiei?" Yuki and Hiei both jerked up from their oblivious states.

"Go to your new partners and one of you get the supplies when the other get the seed," Ms. Silk, the teacher said.

Hiei and Yuki just looked at one another while everyone was moving around.

"I'll get the supplies you get the seed," Yuki ordered, getting up to obtain the supplies which consisted of gloves, a ruler, a bleaker filled with soil, loads of paper towels, and a pair of scissors. Hiei also got up and went to the opposite side of the room to get the seed. He arrived at the sink where a pile of depressing looking seeds was located. He picked one up and went back when Yuki was waiting, sorting out their supplies. She was muttering to the hell with scissors when he sat down, putting their wrinkled white seed in the middle of the table.

"Dig a little hole in the dirt, about one inch deep and wide, and place your seed in the hole and cover it with the soil you dug out."

Hiei grabbed the ruler off the table and starting digging while measuring. Yuki looked up in surprise at him. He actually did as the teacher said. She wondered if he was all right.

'He's probably bored outta his mind…'

"Well?" a bored male voice broke through her train of thought.

"Huh?" Yuki said startled. She rose to her eyes to meet Hiei's that were looking at her weird.

"Oh yeah the plant seed..." Yuki muttered, embarrassed.

'…is it hot in here…or just me? '

She hastily grabbed the runt of a seed and dumped it in the hole and covered it with the remaining soil.

"Oh my lord Kurama and Botan's plant have already blossomed!" the teacher exclaimed. Yuki coughed to cover her escaping laughter, for that Kurama had total control over plants and could make them blossom at will. The once small seed was now a beautiful rose with prickly thorns surrounding the stem. Kurama was now wearing a secretive smile while Botan was beaming with pleasure at the perfect red rose. Hiei smirked and then turned to look at their seed that was sitting snugly in the soil. Keiko looked freaked and her mouth was opened in surprised.

"I could not control myself Keiko sorry," Kurama apologized to Keiko who was chiding him for using his spirit energy in front of thirty students who could be Shorin in disguise. Keiko just scowled and led them to their fourth period class.

Hehe one fish of the whole ENTIRE fish population likes to eat little black pebbles. Yes I know this chapter sucked too but I warned you in the beginning that this fanfiction would suck! So bleh.

[[EDIT]] Yep I added new things to my story now. Hope it makes this more interesting =) I dedicate this chapter to Anthony for helping me with the names of the teachers, students, and computer-related stuff.