Chapter Four

A/N Morgaine here, writing yet another chapter since I got reviews *grins widely* right now its *looks at clock* 2:39am ET you better damn well like this and review. I swear I'll get child-of-the-light to start writing some chapters again I'm just having so much fun. *hugs reviewers* you don't know how much I loved seeing that we had reviews. I'll get to the story now, enjoy!

           "And then she said something about double entendres." Pippin was reviewing last night's conversation to Pam and Tara.

"Wha? Small? I dun get... oh. ooooooo!!!! Hahaha!!!" Pam started cracking up, and everyone looked at her.

"I'm afraid he's in the same boat as Jamie, they've both pissed her off and she's not likely to forget for a long time," Tara said, whilst twirling a strand of dirty-blond hair in her fingers. "Damn elf hair, wish I could cut it." Tara glared at her hair accusingly.

"Tara, you're glaring at your hair," Arwen pointed out.

"So?"

"You're supposed to be the sane one."

"Oh yeah." Arwen and Pam rolled their eyes as they sat down near the rest of the personship.

"I still say that they should not have come on this quest," Legolas said, very quietly.

"I agree but there is nothing we can do now," Aragorn replied just as quietly. Nuavar could have overheard them if she had not been playing hide and seek with the hobbits. Boromir looked to the sky.

"What is that?" Gimli and Legolas looked up.

"'Tis nothing merely a whisp of cloud," the dwarf sniffed. He looked at Boromir as though the man was commenting that the grass was green.

"No! Tis Cerebrain, from Dunland!" Legolas cried in alarm. Lucky the elf knew his evil creatures, because everyone from Earth, who could have noticed from reading the books, were occupied by various stupid things. Everyone ran and hid.

Nuavar came out first once they had gone. She walked up to Legolas and slapped him.

"What did you do that for?" He asked, obviously surprised.

"I know that you could have seen them way before Boromir could have, so why didn't you warn us then? Would it kill you to be anti-dramatic sometimes?" she shot back. Legolas opened his mouth, as though he was going to say something but he decided he would like to keep all his limbs.

"Correct me if I am wrong elf," Gimli said in an tone which indicated that he hardly ever was, "but could you have not seen it as well?" Nuavar glared at him

"Quiet little man."

"I will not take orders from an elf, a she-elf at that!" Gandalf sighed; will they ever learn?

"Oh! So you want to make something of it, little man? Come on over I'll kick your ass any day!" Nuavar put her fists up in an Ali boxer type style. Gimli laughed until he was knocked over by her right fist connecting with his face. He looked at her stunned. Then he laughed and said,

"Not a lady elf, but a warrior, and one with spirit! You would have made a good dwarf!" She grinned and helped him up.

"You know, I like you a whole lot better than some men and a certain elf I know." She pointedly glared at Legolas and the men. The hobbits and Gandalf, realizing she was in a good mood now, decided it was time to move on. After a bit of lunch, of course.

           'Great', all the girls thought. 'Carhadras.' They had read the book and seen the movie and knew what was to come.

"I don't particularly wanna go up that mountain," Arwen grumbled, looking down at her T-shirt and shorts.

"Do you want to risk the alternative?" Nuavar asked, glaring a softened version of her don't disagree with me look.

"I guess not," Arwen said. 'It's better to stick to the story line,' the girls thought simultaneously. And so they started up Carhadras.

A/N : Last time I checked I had 4 reviews so here are your mentions *hugs reviewers again* alrighty:

ElFgIrL: thnx so much! Glad you think its funny and I agree there are too little fics that dis Legolas. This was for you!

Steph: you really should have left your name and email, lol. Thnx I dunno how to fix that but meh. Check back and good luck with your WoT fic!

Popkie: crazy James, good ol' Popkie lol. I think I will make you into gollum thnx for the suggestion.

Starbrat: as our first reviewer I would like to give you the longest mention but that's kinda hard seeing as though you didn't leave a question. But I hope you check back and tell us how we're doing and what'ya know? You do have the longest mention! Ha!

Keep kool, toodles and peace out. *~* Morgaine *~*