A/N THEY HAVE ISSUES???? THE NAME OF THE PERSON I LIKE HAS JUST BEEN POSTED ON THE NET, AND THEY HAVE ISSUES!!!!! ICA!!!!!!!!!!! Ur so mean!!!!!!!!!! *runs off into corner crying, until legolas comes over and hugs her* *he leaves* huh?... legolas....hug..me...yay....* starts to cry at the unfairness of it all* new...chapter...WHAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

"THIS IS SO NOT KOOL!!!!!!" Nuavar cried out. She decided that she would take it out on the tree. "damn....men...damn..them....all..to...OW! stupid mosquito...hell!!!" after chopping up the tree for fire wood, she walked back into the camp. "here is fire wood you people cook more food im gona talk to pam (moonbeam, your right she needs to be in our story a bit more) Nuavar picked pam up by her collar and sat her near a tree. And so they talked about all of Nuavar's issues (so they were there for a really really long time, lol)

Pam was getting tired and hungry. 'god , she should just do inie-minie- miney-moe and pick one!' pam got up and did the only thing she could. She slaped her. (OW! I know how much one of pam's slaps hurt especially when she's mad ) " GET A FRICKIN GRIP!" and she stalked off, muttering about purple monkey dish washers. (hahahah sorry couldn't resist) Nuavar sat there stunned.

Pam went back into the camp. 'good lord at least I don't have any trouble with who I like' (HA! That's what U think) only to see a blond girl sitting in jamie's lap. (eyes bulge out of head. NO, it couldn't be..) "hi my name is (pause for dramatic effect) Mary Sue." (GAH!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE COMING!*runs away and holds onto paul* he's mine! *pauses and grabs legolas too * SO PAWS OFF LADY!) all the men except aragorn, gandalf and matt (I always wondered about him) were staring at mary sue as if she were the goddess herself (im going all mists of Avalon on you guys) Nuavar and Arwen walk into the clearing when they see her "OMG THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY!" Arwen exclaimed. Nuavar look at paul and legolas and frodo and boromir and Jamie with sadness "yea. She's ..." " a mary sue" they finished together. For a minute it looked as if Nuavar would burst into tears, but then she straitened her back and walked forward into the camp. "hey guys" she said in what could have passed for her normal voice. " hi" they coroused and legolas actually turned to her. When their eyes met, Nuavar thought she could see a spark of affection. But then as soon as she saw it, it was gone.

A/N see what I mean when I say get your votes in????? I had to put in a freakin mary sue just so I could put out another chapter and delay making a decision. *grumbles* im gonna go up stairs and watch the season premier of enterprise, so get off your butts and review!

Marian: im gonna seriously try to work your idea into the plot, since you're the only one who actually reviews our story consistently. *all the voices in morgaine's head nod* yea huh, and I agree with you about the whole realisim thing, Ica actually started it, but it's a great idea and I love it. Check back soon!!!!