COOKING LESSONS

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Chapter 1: The Stuv

HIEI: (touches the stove in Kurama's kitchen) YOW! Curse you evil stuv! How dare you burn my hand! Feel the wrath of the mighty Jagan Eye!

KURAMA: (rushes over and slaps a hand over Hiei's mouth) No, Hiei, no! It's "stove" by the way, not "stuv".

HIEI: MMMMMM! Mmmm you Kur-mm-a!

KURAMA: (removes his hand from Hiei's mouth)

HIEI: That hurt! (raises his hand at the stove again)

KURAMA: (hits him over the head) I said NO DRAGON!

HIEI: Mrs. Minamino, he's hurting me!

MRS.M: Shuichi, play nicely!

KURAMA: But Mother I- OW!

HIEI: Kurama got in trouble! Kurama got in trouble-

KURAMA: Shut up!

HIEI: KURAMA GOT IN TROUBLE! KURAMA GOT IN TROUBLE!

KURAMA: I'll get you!

HIEI: (draws his sword and swings it at Kurama) Back! Back!

MRS.M: Put the sword away, Hiei.

HIEI: Awwww, do I have to?

MRS.M: Yes!

KURAMA: (sticks his tongue out at Hiei)

MRS.M: Your tongue belongs in your mouth, Shuichi.

KURAMA: Sorry.

HIEI: (had crept toward the stove) EEEEYAHHHH! Wretched stuv! STOP BURNING MY HAND!

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