A/N: first of all I wanna announce that we just got our first flame *everyone goes:oooooooo* I know, who in their right minds would flame our story? *listens to the silence* Do you really think its bad? Is it me? I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE! *runs around in circles*

'DAMNIT!' Nuavar thought. ' mary sue, I have to choose which guy to go out with and now I lose them all to a freakin mary sue?!?!?!?!' Nuavar sat down beside the hobbits. ' I'll get her' she glared at mary sue. ' and her little dog too MWUHAHAHA!!' mary sue of course, being perfect, tried to make friends with Nuavar (geez, what a stooge) "why are you mad at me? Tell me the truth." Mary sue said taking Nuavar's hands into her own. Nuavar smiled a sickeningly sweet smile. "the truth? The truth is that your roots are showing." Nuavar grinned evily when MS (I'm tired of typing out her name) frantically looked for a mirror. 'dumbass'

Nuavar walked back in the camp humming a little song under her breath. When *crunch* She spun around with an arrow in her bow and ready to shoot. Arwen blinked. "wouldya take that thing outa my face?" Nuavar laughed. "sure" as she lowered her bow. They sat down and talked about stuff and eventually dissolved into making some more snow angels.

"no, no, there wasn't a solar eclipse... at least not here. O shit." Tara was mumbling incoherently as she tried to figure out how paul ended up in middle earth. On the snow you could find bazillions(hehehe funny word.) of calculations, all of which pointed to one thing: "mary sue" "yes?" "GAH!" *poompf!* mary sue had popped up right behind Tara. "er hi mary sue." Tara rolled her eyes as MS went off into describing how wonderful paul and legolas are. Then she had it. She could get rid of two meddlesome birds with one stone. She ran away from MS who didn't even realize that she was gone. She went and told Pam. Who was playing darts with a chibi drawing of MS which she had obviously cut with her dagger (obviously *rolls eyes*) and so they began their plotting.

A/N me feeling down. *sniff* Thnx marian, iunno what im gonna do yet :P

P.S, I was writing this last night, and then I looked again and the reviewer was jm. Congrats, Jamie, u win the dumbest flamer ever award! And you really need to work on your grammar, have you like not been paying attention in class again? Really, Jamie musgrave, I've known you for three years and you think I wouldn't remember your initials? Geez. You should be happy that your in my story at all, and that I stayed true to your character. In future, make your flame at least sound like you know what your talking about, k? and don't put crap in my reviews, because I'll tell you right now: I dun give a shit. So mneh!!!!!!