Cooking Lessons
Disclaimer: I do not own Yuyu Hakusho.
Thanks for the reviews everybody. I've finally decided to update. This is my first and so far only humor fic (humor isn't exactly my niche), so sorry if it isn't very good. Here goes:
Chapter 2: At the Grocery Store
(scene: walking through a grocery store)
Mrs. M: Okay, let's see, what do we need?
Kurama: (still fuming at Hiei) I dunno. (sees the frozen food aisle) Hey, Mom, can I show Hiei the frozen food aisle?
Mrs. M: (puzzled) Sure. Why not? I'll meet you back here in ten minutes.
TEN MINUTES LATER
Mrs. M: (walks up to Kurama who is standing alone against one of the glass doors) Shuichi, what happened to your friend?
Kurama: (struggles to keep the freezer door shut) Oh, um, Hiei? He's well, he's, um.
Someone-From-Inside-The-Freezer: (writing on the fogged-over glass) "I" ' "M" "R" "I" "G" "H" "T" "H" "E" "R" "E" "!"
Mrs. M: Shuichi, are you keeping your friend in the freezer?
Kurama: (whistle, whistle) No.
Someone-From-Inside-The-Freezer: "Y" "E" "S" "Y" "O" "U" "A" "R" "E" "!"
Mrs. M: Come on, Shuichi, let him out.
Kurama: No.
Mrs. M: Shuichi!
Someone-From-Inside-The-Freezer-Whom-We-Can-Determine-Is-Hiei: "S" "O" "M" "E" "B" "O" "D" "Y" "G" "E" "T" "T" "H" "I" "S" "O" "V" E" "R" "W" "E" "I" "G" "H" "T" "F" "O" "X" "O" "F" "F" "O" "F" "M" E" "!"
Mrs. M: Let him out.
Kurama: No.
Hiei: "H" "E" "'" "S" "C" "R" "U" "S" "H" "I" "N" "G" "M" "Y" "L" "U" "N" "G" "S" "!"
Mrs. M: (to a nearby security officer) Could you please help me remove my son from that freezer?
Cop: Sure, ma'am. (walks over to Kurama) Hey, kid, (sees Hiei's angry face through the letters) Whoa! There's another kid in there!
Hiei: "K" "I" "D" "?" "!"
Cop #2: Move it, redhead. We have to get the little one out of there!
Hiei: "L" "I" "T" "T" "L" "E" "O" "N" "E" "?" "!"
Kurama: (turns his nose up) Nothing doing.
Mrs. M: Shuichi, you're grounded.
Kurama: (falls over from shock)
Hiei: (bursts out of the freezer and runs after the two policemen who called him "kid" and "little one") I'LL GET YOU!!
Mrs. M: (to Hiei) We'll meet you at the car!
(strangled scream from the bathroom)
Kurama: There was a reason I put him in the freezer.
(blood gushes out of the door)
Hiei: WHO'S THE LITTLE ONE NOW?!
Mrs. M: Heh, heh.
Okay, well that was the end of chapter two. I know it kind of sucks and it isn't very long, but review anyway! Man, I feel so alone. Kegam isn't here to help me. Well, bye!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yuyu Hakusho.
Thanks for the reviews everybody. I've finally decided to update. This is my first and so far only humor fic (humor isn't exactly my niche), so sorry if it isn't very good. Here goes:
Chapter 2: At the Grocery Store
(scene: walking through a grocery store)
Mrs. M: Okay, let's see, what do we need?
Kurama: (still fuming at Hiei) I dunno. (sees the frozen food aisle) Hey, Mom, can I show Hiei the frozen food aisle?
Mrs. M: (puzzled) Sure. Why not? I'll meet you back here in ten minutes.
TEN MINUTES LATER
Mrs. M: (walks up to Kurama who is standing alone against one of the glass doors) Shuichi, what happened to your friend?
Kurama: (struggles to keep the freezer door shut) Oh, um, Hiei? He's well, he's, um.
Someone-From-Inside-The-Freezer: (writing on the fogged-over glass) "I" ' "M" "R" "I" "G" "H" "T" "H" "E" "R" "E" "!"
Mrs. M: Shuichi, are you keeping your friend in the freezer?
Kurama: (whistle, whistle) No.
Someone-From-Inside-The-Freezer: "Y" "E" "S" "Y" "O" "U" "A" "R" "E" "!"
Mrs. M: Come on, Shuichi, let him out.
Kurama: No.
Mrs. M: Shuichi!
Someone-From-Inside-The-Freezer-Whom-We-Can-Determine-Is-Hiei: "S" "O" "M" "E" "B" "O" "D" "Y" "G" "E" "T" "T" "H" "I" "S" "O" "V" E" "R" "W" "E" "I" "G" "H" "T" "F" "O" "X" "O" "F" "F" "O" "F" "M" E" "!"
Mrs. M: Let him out.
Kurama: No.
Hiei: "H" "E" "'" "S" "C" "R" "U" "S" "H" "I" "N" "G" "M" "Y" "L" "U" "N" "G" "S" "!"
Mrs. M: (to a nearby security officer) Could you please help me remove my son from that freezer?
Cop: Sure, ma'am. (walks over to Kurama) Hey, kid, (sees Hiei's angry face through the letters) Whoa! There's another kid in there!
Hiei: "K" "I" "D" "?" "!"
Cop #2: Move it, redhead. We have to get the little one out of there!
Hiei: "L" "I" "T" "T" "L" "E" "O" "N" "E" "?" "!"
Kurama: (turns his nose up) Nothing doing.
Mrs. M: Shuichi, you're grounded.
Kurama: (falls over from shock)
Hiei: (bursts out of the freezer and runs after the two policemen who called him "kid" and "little one") I'LL GET YOU!!
Mrs. M: (to Hiei) We'll meet you at the car!
(strangled scream from the bathroom)
Kurama: There was a reason I put him in the freezer.
(blood gushes out of the door)
Hiei: WHO'S THE LITTLE ONE NOW?!
Mrs. M: Heh, heh.
Okay, well that was the end of chapter two. I know it kind of sucks and it isn't very long, but review anyway! Man, I feel so alone. Kegam isn't here to help me. Well, bye!