A/N: Okay, our story is starting to get CWAYZY!!! And nobody is reviewing to tell us what they think should happen so we're stuck with making up our own bizarro plots!!!!!!! REVIEWREVIEWREVIEW!!!!!!!!!!! Onwards, faithful readers!!!!!
"I think I'm going crazy!!! it's the snow sickness!!!! HELP!!!" Jamie yelled pitifully as a blizzard whipped up. The personship were marching along yet again. Of course, everyone ignored the Men and their weird antics.
"Are you starting to get sick of seeing white all day and night long?" Nuavar asked Arwen.
"Yup."
"But there's nothing we can do about it, I know. Have you heard? Supposedly Tara has a way to get rid of Mary sue, that BITCH!" Nuavar twisted her head to get a look at the perfect blonde who was getting carried by Legolas with Jamie fluttering around, trying to look useful.
"She does? Well, for your sake, and Legolas, I hope she's gone soon," Arwen said. Legolas stumbled and was smacked by MS. Jamie straightened her hair.
"So what's up with you and Aragorn? He's not affected by HER." Nuavar asked casually.
"I'm not sure. Acorn is strange. He teases me, yells at me, helps me, and shoves me. But through it all, he still looks like he likes me! I don't get it." Arwen sighed in frustration.
Just then, a huge chunk of snow fell right in front of Gandalf, who was leading. Everyone was buried by the mini avalanche that followed. They all spluttered, but got out all right. Then they had a conversation yelled over the loud winds. (seem similar to the movie????) Finally Frodo decided that they should go through the mines of Moria. Gimli seemed happy with this decision and hummed a dwarf song as he led the way down a steep hill to the mine.
"C-c-c-old!!!!" Pam stuttered as the personship finally reached the entrance to the mine.
"M-me too!" Arwen agreed. Everyone has snow and icicles all over them.
"Hey! I bet I could throw a stone farther than any of you elves!" Pippin yelled in challenge as he began throwing pebbles into the small lake. Nuavar couldn't resist, and joined in.
"Look dudes! I got the door open!" Tara yelled triumphantly as the door to Moria slid open. At that moment, a tentacle slid our of the water and grabbed Pippin and Nuavar.
"HELP!" they screamed as they were slowly dragged back into the water. Aragron, Boromir and Arwen began chopping off flailing tentacles in a vain attempt to get to the elf and hobbit. Legolas began shooting at it, Pam stabbed it with her dagger, and Steph recited incantations. In the end, it was one of Legolas's arrows that got it in the eye, releasing Nuavar and Pippin. MS stopped screeching at the top of her lungs and ran inside the mine. Everyone else followed.
"Wow, Legolas. You saved my life," Nuavar breathed into his face as they stopped once inside.
"I try my best," Legolas answered. He began to turn away, but Nuavar grabbed him and pecked him on the cheek. He gasped in surprise, and looked at her as if seeing a new person. Arwen looked on with a grin.
"You...kissed me," he said. Nuavar smiled and nodded.
"This could get interesting," Arwen said to Pam as they noticed MS fuming with jealousy.