"I wonder what happened to our crazy psychotic friend Kristen?" tara asked
as the personship walked through moria. Gandalf and aragorn led the way.
Meanwhile.
"we hear the drums in the deep. We cannot get out. They are coming and we cannot get out." Kristen read aloud. "BORING!" she chucked the diary down a well. "uhh. I think you should have kept that," Jordan said as loud bangs and clangs echoed through the mine. "what ever. Why are the ugly dwarves keeping us captive again?" the personship ran into balin's tomb. Gimli yelled and ran to the slaby thingy(me speak English good yes) "dude, what's his problem?" Jordan asked.
" Kristen!" Arwen yelled "high priestess of the little people!" Aragorn exclaimed at the same time. "and high priestess of the Patrick haters!" legolas added looking at Jordan. Nuavar slapped him. "wut was that for?" "iunno, bored." She shrugged. "we must blockade the door! Orcs!" Frodo announced, showing his sword. "oh those ugly people?" Kristen asked indifferently. "YES and there's a lot of them!" Arwen shouted over the screams of the orcs. And drew her sword. The others followed and legolas and Nuavar drew their bows. "what ever, they don't bother me." Kristen said. "they should" replied gandalf. As the first orcs came, arrows shot them down, but not quickly enough to stop them from breaking down the doors. Arwen cried a challenge and charged the orc that was unfortunate enough to meet her first. "she would have made a good ranger." Aragorn said. Nuavar rolled her eyes as Arwen looked back on him lovingly. "we are in a WAR HERE PEOPLE!" she screeched as she decked an orc.
Kristen, Jordan, Matt and Jamie were in their own private war, far away from the battle. "why are YOU TWO here?" kristen asked. "DUDE! We were here first" Jordan added. Jamie cowered on the floor and Matt looked insulted "at least WE are apart of the fellowship." An arrow narrowly missed his head "I mean person ship! Geez" "you are such a bum matt!" Kristen said.
The orcs had left and a huge mountain troll walked in. "aw shi-" tara sighed. She mumbled something and then there was a *pop* and two trolls were there instead of one. "oops!" tara said. "shoot for it's eyes! Legolas told Nuavar. Together, Arwen and aragorn took out a troll with the help of pam and her dagger ("they're always after me lucky charms!") "only one left!" Kristen had given up her war and started encouraging her friends. "ok, that's it. Im taking a break." Arwen announced as she promptly sat on a rock and pouted. Aragorn looked at her incredulously and continued fighting the remaining troll.
Gandalf started muttering an incantation with a weird dance. *poof* it disappeared. Everone blinked (*blink*) and looked at him. "wow, great spell master gandalf!" tara said, breaking the scilence. " that was unintentional" gandalf told her as the personship looked at Cheryl. "let me guess, another elven lady who shall aide us on our quest." Aragorn said sarcastically. Cheryl took one look around the cave. "WHAT? NO ELECTRICITY?" then she popped away. Again the Personship blinked and then they decided it would be a good time to get out of there. On the way they met up with the balrog. "AIE! A BALROG!" legolas announced. Nuavar slapped him for stating the blatantly obvious, and they continued on their way. All happened as it should, with the exception that tara had jumped after gandalf into shadow ("L8TER PEEPLES!").
A/N: I had to send this to child o light because I coulden't load it! So sorry! Check beck soon for our next chap: lothlorien
Meanwhile.
"we hear the drums in the deep. We cannot get out. They are coming and we cannot get out." Kristen read aloud. "BORING!" she chucked the diary down a well. "uhh. I think you should have kept that," Jordan said as loud bangs and clangs echoed through the mine. "what ever. Why are the ugly dwarves keeping us captive again?" the personship ran into balin's tomb. Gimli yelled and ran to the slaby thingy(me speak English good yes) "dude, what's his problem?" Jordan asked.
" Kristen!" Arwen yelled "high priestess of the little people!" Aragorn exclaimed at the same time. "and high priestess of the Patrick haters!" legolas added looking at Jordan. Nuavar slapped him. "wut was that for?" "iunno, bored." She shrugged. "we must blockade the door! Orcs!" Frodo announced, showing his sword. "oh those ugly people?" Kristen asked indifferently. "YES and there's a lot of them!" Arwen shouted over the screams of the orcs. And drew her sword. The others followed and legolas and Nuavar drew their bows. "what ever, they don't bother me." Kristen said. "they should" replied gandalf. As the first orcs came, arrows shot them down, but not quickly enough to stop them from breaking down the doors. Arwen cried a challenge and charged the orc that was unfortunate enough to meet her first. "she would have made a good ranger." Aragorn said. Nuavar rolled her eyes as Arwen looked back on him lovingly. "we are in a WAR HERE PEOPLE!" she screeched as she decked an orc.
Kristen, Jordan, Matt and Jamie were in their own private war, far away from the battle. "why are YOU TWO here?" kristen asked. "DUDE! We were here first" Jordan added. Jamie cowered on the floor and Matt looked insulted "at least WE are apart of the fellowship." An arrow narrowly missed his head "I mean person ship! Geez" "you are such a bum matt!" Kristen said.
The orcs had left and a huge mountain troll walked in. "aw shi-" tara sighed. She mumbled something and then there was a *pop* and two trolls were there instead of one. "oops!" tara said. "shoot for it's eyes! Legolas told Nuavar. Together, Arwen and aragorn took out a troll with the help of pam and her dagger ("they're always after me lucky charms!") "only one left!" Kristen had given up her war and started encouraging her friends. "ok, that's it. Im taking a break." Arwen announced as she promptly sat on a rock and pouted. Aragorn looked at her incredulously and continued fighting the remaining troll.
Gandalf started muttering an incantation with a weird dance. *poof* it disappeared. Everone blinked (*blink*) and looked at him. "wow, great spell master gandalf!" tara said, breaking the scilence. " that was unintentional" gandalf told her as the personship looked at Cheryl. "let me guess, another elven lady who shall aide us on our quest." Aragorn said sarcastically. Cheryl took one look around the cave. "WHAT? NO ELECTRICITY?" then she popped away. Again the Personship blinked and then they decided it would be a good time to get out of there. On the way they met up with the balrog. "AIE! A BALROG!" legolas announced. Nuavar slapped him for stating the blatantly obvious, and they continued on their way. All happened as it should, with the exception that tara had jumped after gandalf into shadow ("L8TER PEEPLES!").
A/N: I had to send this to child o light because I coulden't load it! So sorry! Check beck soon for our next chap: lothlorien