"Man am I stoned," Shaggy said to Scooby, who was also stoned.  "Let's go to the cafeteria and find some grub."

            "Yeah," Scooby replied.  The two burn outs started to hunt for the University's cafeteria when they run into the Amazon King. 

            "Zoinks," Shaggy screams and the two start running with the Amazon King closely behind.  They turn around a corner and see a janitor's closet.  They run inside and come out wearing janitors' outfits.  The Amazon King walks towards them.  "They went in there," Shaggy told the Amazon King and pointed towards a class.  The idiotic spirit ran inside. 

            Shaggy and Scooby ran down the hall and were out of sight by the time the Amazon King came back out.

            "That'll show Freddy," Daphne said to herself as she put her clothes back on.

            "I can't believe I was raped again.  Anya's gonna chop my balls off," Xander said.

            "Come on lets go pretend to be investigating the Amazon King," Daphne said.  They walked out of the classroom they were in and started roaming the halls aimlessly.

            "This is the room where those pots are," Willow told Velma.

            "Good, I bet that the answer to this mystery is in here," Velma said as she walked inside.  "The pots are gone.  Somebody has been using the Amazon King scare people away so they could steal the pots."

            "Wow, this is the first time the monster wasn't real," Willow said.

            "Huh?" Velma said, giving Willow a funny look.

            "Um, never mind," Willow said.

            "Don't worry, it happens to lots of guys," Buffy told Freddy.

            "This never happened to me when I'm with Daphne.  I guess its just guilt," Freddy said.  "I know I'll go with both of you and then it won't be like I'm cheating."

            "Yeah, you can be with both of us.  Hey let's go see if the others are making any progress."

            All of the sleuths made their way back to the entrance of the school.  "The Amazon King is a fraud.  It's a plot to steal the pots," Velma said.

            "Okay, we need to make a trap.  Shaggy, Scooby, and you will be the bait," Freddy said to Xander. 

            They hunted the Amazon King down and got him to chase them.  There was some pointless running around before they ran towards the others, who were holding a large volleyball net they took from the gym.

            "I'm sorry Daphne, from now on I'll have sex with both you and Buffy."

            "Really.  That's all I ever wanted," Daphne told Freddy and the two let go of their end of the rope and start making out.

            The plan was for the guys to duck under the net and for the others to wrap up the Amazon King.  But with half the net on the ground they just tripped.  Luckily Buffy was there to open a can of whoop ass on the spirit.

            After Buffy beat him senseless Freddy said, "Now let's see who you really are."  He took off the mask and showed that the security guard was the criminal.

            "You were trying to steal those pots weren't you?" Velma said.

            "And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids."

            The next day the gang bothered to introduce themselves.  "Hey why don't we stay here for a while.  It's not like we have jobs or anything," Freddy said.

            Freddy and Scooby were eating some food from the cafeteria.  "Yeah let's stay here.  Pot is a lot cheaper here."
            "Scooby Dooby Doo."