A/N: im here, to type an other insane chapter in our lord of the rings
series. Its time for book two, the two towers. And, we're gonna find out
what happened to paul. *gasp* lol.
"I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS! HERE THEY ARE A STANDING IN A ROW! BIG ONES, SMALL ONES, SOME AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD! GIVE A TWIST, A FLICK OF THE WRIST, THAT'S WHAT THE DOCTOR SAID!" Kristen sang out loud as the orcs carried her and the little hobbits off toward Isengard. The orcs dropped her unceremoniously, and some of them died. (Their inner ears imploded). The leader, who was the only one left, turned to her and said in orc; "YOUR CRAZY!" Kristen grinned and then said, turning towards pippin as if they were having a conversation; "crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a rubber room. Rubber rooms? I hate rubber rooms, they attract rats. Rats? I hate rats. They make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a rubber room. Rubber rooms? I hate rubber rooms, they attract rats.." and before she could continue, the lead orc screamed and reached for his sword. He then rammed it through his stomach, and killed himself.
The hobbits, Pam, and Kristen got free, and headed out, hopefully towards someone who would help them. Unfortunately, the hobbits still had to deal with Kristen who had started on a new saying. "One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight, back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other, deaf policemen heard the noise, then came and arrested those two dead boys. If you don't believe my story's true, ask the blind man, he saw it too!" Pam was getting really annoyed by this time, and finally took out her golden pot and slammed it over Kristen's head. By the time that the little hobbits had reached the ents, she had shut up(Pam smacked her dagger against the side of the pot and it made the pot echo the noise into Kristen's head).
Meanwhile, Nuavar, Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn and Arwen, where trudging along the path to Rohan. When they stopped to rest, Nuavar dragged Arwen into the woods to 'talk'.
"What is it Morgi?" Arwen asked, wondering what on middle-earth was the matter with her friend. "What did you see?" Nuavar asked quietly, looking as if the trees the leaned upon were listening. "See?" Arwen asked and raised an eyebrow. Nuavar gulped and whispered "when Jackie-I mean,- Galadriel talked to you in your mind." Arwen thought back, and said in a bored tone "o, she said to watch out for the golden haired warrior woman, and that she would try to take him. But I already know what she means, its just that Eowyn chick, nothing to worry about. Why, what did you see?" Nuavar went paler if it was possible. "I saw matt and Jamie...ew. and Uruk- hai, thousands of them! And then Jackie went babbling on about Jamie liking me, how wacked out is that?" Morgan ended off being silly, and started back towards the camp muttering about crazy people, and how she almost missed hitting matt and Jamie. Almost.
*~*~* Matt's dream *~*~*
There's a boat on the lake, and matt is in the boat trying to pull Jamie out of the water. "I'll never let you go jimmy!" and Jamie replies "but you must matt! You must!" "Oh mr. Musgrave," "oh matt....kiss me I'm speakin irish!" "WHAT?"
*~*~* reality *~*~*
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!" Matt woke up and looked around. He vaguely heard Saruman's laugh echo in his head when he realized it was only a dream.
*~*~* The remaining personship*~*~*
"I AM TIRED!!!!" Arwen huffed, as they continued their long trek across the fields. Nuavar turned to her and sneered "we all are dodo brain." Arwen stopped and turned to her. "OH! DO YOU WANNA FIGHT?" Nuavar took out her long knives and said "Bring it on!" and just as they were about to fight, Aragorn stepped in. "ladies, this is not the time. Perhaps a rest would do us all well." Nuavar sniffed and holstered her blades. Arwen sheathed her blade, and they made their way to the shade of some rocks. Arwen shot a grin over to Nuavar and whispered in Sindarin "I knew it would work." Nuavar rolled her eyes and replied "Men are so gullible." The two elven ladies smiled and munched on their lembas. Legolas overheard the conversation and shook his head. He was never going to get used to these women.
Suddenly Legolas heard a sound and his head snapped up. Nuavar and Arwen were also alert, they had heard it too. Nuavar's eyes widened and she mouthed 'Rohirrim' to Arwen who nodded in understanding. They both grinned and whispered at the same time "I call Eomer!" They giggled which, to the men's dismay, alerted the Rohirrim to their position.
The riders approached them, and the personship was forced to stand. Nuavar raised her eyebrow and gave a lopsided grin to Arwen who stuck out her tongue in response. Eomer turned to the ladies and inclined his head. The personship and the Rohirrim talked of the goings in Rohan, and later that day, the personship adjusted their course to take them to the home of the King.
A/N: well well well. Interesting no? I got tired towards the end, so it was sort of rushed; just insert the convo they had in the books. Lol. R+R!!!!!! lubs u all!!!!!
"I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS! HERE THEY ARE A STANDING IN A ROW! BIG ONES, SMALL ONES, SOME AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD! GIVE A TWIST, A FLICK OF THE WRIST, THAT'S WHAT THE DOCTOR SAID!" Kristen sang out loud as the orcs carried her and the little hobbits off toward Isengard. The orcs dropped her unceremoniously, and some of them died. (Their inner ears imploded). The leader, who was the only one left, turned to her and said in orc; "YOUR CRAZY!" Kristen grinned and then said, turning towards pippin as if they were having a conversation; "crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a rubber room. Rubber rooms? I hate rubber rooms, they attract rats. Rats? I hate rats. They make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once, they put me in a rubber room. Rubber rooms? I hate rubber rooms, they attract rats.." and before she could continue, the lead orc screamed and reached for his sword. He then rammed it through his stomach, and killed himself.
The hobbits, Pam, and Kristen got free, and headed out, hopefully towards someone who would help them. Unfortunately, the hobbits still had to deal with Kristen who had started on a new saying. "One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight, back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other, deaf policemen heard the noise, then came and arrested those two dead boys. If you don't believe my story's true, ask the blind man, he saw it too!" Pam was getting really annoyed by this time, and finally took out her golden pot and slammed it over Kristen's head. By the time that the little hobbits had reached the ents, she had shut up(Pam smacked her dagger against the side of the pot and it made the pot echo the noise into Kristen's head).
Meanwhile, Nuavar, Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn and Arwen, where trudging along the path to Rohan. When they stopped to rest, Nuavar dragged Arwen into the woods to 'talk'.
"What is it Morgi?" Arwen asked, wondering what on middle-earth was the matter with her friend. "What did you see?" Nuavar asked quietly, looking as if the trees the leaned upon were listening. "See?" Arwen asked and raised an eyebrow. Nuavar gulped and whispered "when Jackie-I mean,- Galadriel talked to you in your mind." Arwen thought back, and said in a bored tone "o, she said to watch out for the golden haired warrior woman, and that she would try to take him. But I already know what she means, its just that Eowyn chick, nothing to worry about. Why, what did you see?" Nuavar went paler if it was possible. "I saw matt and Jamie...ew. and Uruk- hai, thousands of them! And then Jackie went babbling on about Jamie liking me, how wacked out is that?" Morgan ended off being silly, and started back towards the camp muttering about crazy people, and how she almost missed hitting matt and Jamie. Almost.
*~*~* Matt's dream *~*~*
There's a boat on the lake, and matt is in the boat trying to pull Jamie out of the water. "I'll never let you go jimmy!" and Jamie replies "but you must matt! You must!" "Oh mr. Musgrave," "oh matt....kiss me I'm speakin irish!" "WHAT?"
*~*~* reality *~*~*
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!" Matt woke up and looked around. He vaguely heard Saruman's laugh echo in his head when he realized it was only a dream.
*~*~* The remaining personship*~*~*
"I AM TIRED!!!!" Arwen huffed, as they continued their long trek across the fields. Nuavar turned to her and sneered "we all are dodo brain." Arwen stopped and turned to her. "OH! DO YOU WANNA FIGHT?" Nuavar took out her long knives and said "Bring it on!" and just as they were about to fight, Aragorn stepped in. "ladies, this is not the time. Perhaps a rest would do us all well." Nuavar sniffed and holstered her blades. Arwen sheathed her blade, and they made their way to the shade of some rocks. Arwen shot a grin over to Nuavar and whispered in Sindarin "I knew it would work." Nuavar rolled her eyes and replied "Men are so gullible." The two elven ladies smiled and munched on their lembas. Legolas overheard the conversation and shook his head. He was never going to get used to these women.
Suddenly Legolas heard a sound and his head snapped up. Nuavar and Arwen were also alert, they had heard it too. Nuavar's eyes widened and she mouthed 'Rohirrim' to Arwen who nodded in understanding. They both grinned and whispered at the same time "I call Eomer!" They giggled which, to the men's dismay, alerted the Rohirrim to their position.
The riders approached them, and the personship was forced to stand. Nuavar raised her eyebrow and gave a lopsided grin to Arwen who stuck out her tongue in response. Eomer turned to the ladies and inclined his head. The personship and the Rohirrim talked of the goings in Rohan, and later that day, the personship adjusted their course to take them to the home of the King.
A/N: well well well. Interesting no? I got tired towards the end, so it was sort of rushed; just insert the convo they had in the books. Lol. R+R!!!!!! lubs u all!!!!!