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Worlds Apart
Chapter 11
The Fellowship
"Haldir... Are you serious when you say you don't want to return home for the whole of next month.."Orophin asked the Marchwarden as they made a surveillence of the borders of Lothlorien for any intruders.
Haldir nodded.
"Absolutely positive... if I return, she might just try to kill me for harassing her. Give it some time. Sometimes Kylie can be really.."
"Mad?" Orophin asked, trying to be helpful.
"Yes. Mad. Crazy. Not quite right... anything that explains Kylie is not quite right... I mean, she's lovely. Just alittle insane sometimes." he said.
"What does she do?"
"Oh well... in the mornings she's usually mumbling something about this thing called 'coffee' and then in the afternoon, she goes around banging her head against the wall saying she needs 'television'. And then it gets worse at night when she repeats 'snacks... oh yeah... marshmallows... need... s'more...' and when she's asleep, she mumbles something in some other language I've never heard in my life."
"What did she say?"
"'Yo...necesitar... cafetera, televisión... pizza!' Something like that."
"Strange."
"Outrageous!"
Orophin sighed as they stopped at a tree to gaze at the magnificience of it.
He placed his chin on the end of the bow and thought, Haldir will probably have to do alot of tree-gazing now that he hasn't got Kylie to gaze at.
Suddenly, someone tapped him on the shoulder.
He turned around and nearly shrieked at the sight of Rumil.
He had stuck out his tongue and made a scary face with his eyes, pulling his cheeks with his fingers.
"Rumil. What the hell are you doing?" Haldir asked sternly, he was not amused by his youngest brother's attempt at false alarm.
Rumil and Orophin looked confused.
"What's 'hell' ?"
"I thought you were an orc!" Orophin exclaimed.
Haldir smacked him on the head with his hand.
"What did I do?"
"Don't ever insult your brother that way."
"Wha--? I can't believe you're defending him!"
"Its called family resemblence. In case you don't know or didn't realise, Rumil and I happen to look like each other. You insult the way he looks, you insult the way I look." Haldir said.
Orophin squinted his eyes at him and then turned to Rumil and whispered.
"He's starting to talk like grandmother."
Rumil nodded.
"Yes, he really is. It must be the age."
"Yes, definitely the age. He's almost four thousand years-old. Maybe he's growing senile."
"Ya think? So it was like so totally bum when he left Kylie, she was like ya know, so hot with that tacky human hair but I totally don't mind coz she's just so funny...(girlie laughter)" (A/n: opps! sorry..got carried away with the bimbo talk... was like imagining Orophin and Rumil in the Hair salon talking like bimbos with hair curlers)
Haldir shook his head as his brothers continued their own conversation, talking bad about him behind his back. Literally.
Something else was going on not so far away.
A kind of familiar creature breathing close by. It was definitely not an elf or an orc.
It breathed heavily, yet it didn't smell foul or at least, not very foul.
"Shhh... do you hear that?" Haldir hushed his brothers.
"Hear what?" Rumil asked.
"Obviously if you don't shut up, you wouldn't be able to hear it." Orophin whispered.
"I'm surprised you can actually hear yourself think. That is, if you think at all." Haldir added.
Rumil was about to object when the both of them cupped his mouth.
"Be quiet!" Orophin snapped.
When all was silent, a voice of an elf could be heard. And then he sang about the Nimrodel.
"There's an elf among them..." Orophin whispered.
"They shouldn't be dangerous then... we should probably see for ourselves though." Haldir said.
"I'll go tell Lady Galadriel. You and Rumil will watch them. If they enter too deep within the woods then you will have to stop them."
"Can't you take Rumil with you?" Haldir asked, though he already knew the answer.
Orophin smiled. "You know the rules... it takes one to pass the message.."
"Two to fight the war." Haldir answered knowingly. "Only with Rumil, it wouldn't be two. It would be half."
"Do not despair. Rumil has improved alot since the last time you've seen him shoot an arrow." Orophin assured his older brother.
"We'll see."
As soon as Orophin sprinted away, Haldir said to Rumil in a menacing tone.
"Not a sound."
"But--"
Haldir raised his hand to shut him up.
"I--"
"Zip it."
"No, bu--"
"Hn."
"You --"
"I'm not listening, I'm not listening...."
"Fine."
(A/N: Sorry man.. I just had to do that. Am feeling crazy lately.)
The two elves finally stopped annoying each other and climbed up the trees in a silent manner in order to scout the area.
The sound got louder and louder as they got nearer and nearer to the intruders.
It was already dark by the time they found the exact place and the singing had stopped.
"Look... a dwarf!" Rumil exclaimed softly. He had never come this close to one before.
"And humans and very small looking man-like creatures and ..."
Haldir's eyes narrowed when he saw Legolas.
"Its him..."
"Prince Legolas." Rumil chuckled quietly. "I never thought I'd see the day he traveled which a dwarf!"
"What is he doing here?" He asked himself.
It wasn't long before Orophin had returned.
"I'm surprised Rumil's still alive." Orophin whispered with a grin.
"Screw you." Haldir mumbled.
He realized how many phrases he had picked up from Kylie.
"Anyway, The Lady says to take them to her. Which would probably mean you'll have to go back home while you're on your way, Haldir."
Haldir thought for a moment and shrugged.
'No harm letting Kylie see Legolas again.'
They leaped down from the trees and greeted the fellowship.
"The dwarf breathe so loud we could have shot him in the dark." Haldir said smugly.
"Its good to see you again, Haldir."Legolas greeted him.
"Come, the Lord and Lady have been expecting you." He said.
Aurora: Okay, I know this is really silly... but I've been feeling rather insane latelyy...
this chapter is dedicated to Cara COZ SHE'S SUCH A CHIPMUNK! hn hn hn...
Thanks for all the reviews!!! WHOOHOHOHO!!!
PEACE OUT =)
Worlds Apart
Chapter 11
The Fellowship
"Haldir... Are you serious when you say you don't want to return home for the whole of next month.."Orophin asked the Marchwarden as they made a surveillence of the borders of Lothlorien for any intruders.
Haldir nodded.
"Absolutely positive... if I return, she might just try to kill me for harassing her. Give it some time. Sometimes Kylie can be really.."
"Mad?" Orophin asked, trying to be helpful.
"Yes. Mad. Crazy. Not quite right... anything that explains Kylie is not quite right... I mean, she's lovely. Just alittle insane sometimes." he said.
"What does she do?"
"Oh well... in the mornings she's usually mumbling something about this thing called 'coffee' and then in the afternoon, she goes around banging her head against the wall saying she needs 'television'. And then it gets worse at night when she repeats 'snacks... oh yeah... marshmallows... need... s'more...' and when she's asleep, she mumbles something in some other language I've never heard in my life."
"What did she say?"
"'Yo...necesitar... cafetera, televisión... pizza!' Something like that."
"Strange."
"Outrageous!"
Orophin sighed as they stopped at a tree to gaze at the magnificience of it.
He placed his chin on the end of the bow and thought, Haldir will probably have to do alot of tree-gazing now that he hasn't got Kylie to gaze at.
Suddenly, someone tapped him on the shoulder.
He turned around and nearly shrieked at the sight of Rumil.
He had stuck out his tongue and made a scary face with his eyes, pulling his cheeks with his fingers.
"Rumil. What the hell are you doing?" Haldir asked sternly, he was not amused by his youngest brother's attempt at false alarm.
Rumil and Orophin looked confused.
"What's 'hell' ?"
"I thought you were an orc!" Orophin exclaimed.
Haldir smacked him on the head with his hand.
"What did I do?"
"Don't ever insult your brother that way."
"Wha--? I can't believe you're defending him!"
"Its called family resemblence. In case you don't know or didn't realise, Rumil and I happen to look like each other. You insult the way he looks, you insult the way I look." Haldir said.
Orophin squinted his eyes at him and then turned to Rumil and whispered.
"He's starting to talk like grandmother."
Rumil nodded.
"Yes, he really is. It must be the age."
"Yes, definitely the age. He's almost four thousand years-old. Maybe he's growing senile."
"Ya think? So it was like so totally bum when he left Kylie, she was like ya know, so hot with that tacky human hair but I totally don't mind coz she's just so funny...(girlie laughter)" (A/n: opps! sorry..got carried away with the bimbo talk... was like imagining Orophin and Rumil in the Hair salon talking like bimbos with hair curlers)
Haldir shook his head as his brothers continued their own conversation, talking bad about him behind his back. Literally.
Something else was going on not so far away.
A kind of familiar creature breathing close by. It was definitely not an elf or an orc.
It breathed heavily, yet it didn't smell foul or at least, not very foul.
"Shhh... do you hear that?" Haldir hushed his brothers.
"Hear what?" Rumil asked.
"Obviously if you don't shut up, you wouldn't be able to hear it." Orophin whispered.
"I'm surprised you can actually hear yourself think. That is, if you think at all." Haldir added.
Rumil was about to object when the both of them cupped his mouth.
"Be quiet!" Orophin snapped.
When all was silent, a voice of an elf could be heard. And then he sang about the Nimrodel.
"There's an elf among them..." Orophin whispered.
"They shouldn't be dangerous then... we should probably see for ourselves though." Haldir said.
"I'll go tell Lady Galadriel. You and Rumil will watch them. If they enter too deep within the woods then you will have to stop them."
"Can't you take Rumil with you?" Haldir asked, though he already knew the answer.
Orophin smiled. "You know the rules... it takes one to pass the message.."
"Two to fight the war." Haldir answered knowingly. "Only with Rumil, it wouldn't be two. It would be half."
"Do not despair. Rumil has improved alot since the last time you've seen him shoot an arrow." Orophin assured his older brother.
"We'll see."
As soon as Orophin sprinted away, Haldir said to Rumil in a menacing tone.
"Not a sound."
"But--"
Haldir raised his hand to shut him up.
"I--"
"Zip it."
"No, bu--"
"Hn."
"You --"
"I'm not listening, I'm not listening...."
"Fine."
(A/N: Sorry man.. I just had to do that. Am feeling crazy lately.)
The two elves finally stopped annoying each other and climbed up the trees in a silent manner in order to scout the area.
The sound got louder and louder as they got nearer and nearer to the intruders.
It was already dark by the time they found the exact place and the singing had stopped.
"Look... a dwarf!" Rumil exclaimed softly. He had never come this close to one before.
"And humans and very small looking man-like creatures and ..."
Haldir's eyes narrowed when he saw Legolas.
"Its him..."
"Prince Legolas." Rumil chuckled quietly. "I never thought I'd see the day he traveled which a dwarf!"
"What is he doing here?" He asked himself.
It wasn't long before Orophin had returned.
"I'm surprised Rumil's still alive." Orophin whispered with a grin.
"Screw you." Haldir mumbled.
He realized how many phrases he had picked up from Kylie.
"Anyway, The Lady says to take them to her. Which would probably mean you'll have to go back home while you're on your way, Haldir."
Haldir thought for a moment and shrugged.
'No harm letting Kylie see Legolas again.'
They leaped down from the trees and greeted the fellowship.
"The dwarf breathe so loud we could have shot him in the dark." Haldir said smugly.
"Its good to see you again, Haldir."Legolas greeted him.
"Come, the Lord and Lady have been expecting you." He said.
Aurora: Okay, I know this is really silly... but I've been feeling rather insane latelyy...
this chapter is dedicated to Cara COZ SHE'S SUCH A CHIPMUNK! hn hn hn...
Thanks for all the reviews!!! WHOOHOHOHO!!!
PEACE OUT =)