Title: 1812 And Blue's DRD Vacation
Author: ScaperDeage
Rating: PG-13, cuz Rygel doesn't watch his language
Disclaimer: Don't own it, never did, and probably never will.
Notes: "1812" **Blue** all the rest with [Tags].

Takes place "The Complete DRD's Guide To Producing A Movie" and the two short stories that go with it, and about 5 moens (I'm spelling it this way cuz every site I look at it's spelled different) after "1812 To The Rescue!" which if you haven't read already, maybe you should. All my stories are up at . Also this fic features the return of those movie challenged DRD friends of 1812 and Blue. Now onto my next DRD adventure!

Part 1: Boredom

Inside Moya's maintenance bay a small band of DRDs work on a transport pod...

**This is so boring**

[Kip] "What is? Fixing this transport pod?"

**That, and the fact nothing interesting has happened on this ship in several moens**

[Kip] "I thought that would be a good thing. No one is trying to hurt Moya, or the crew."

**That's why I'm so bored**

[Kip] "You want something bad to happen?"

**I didn't say that. I just said I want something to happen. Anything that will break this endless cycle of boredom. You know what I mean?**

[Kip] "Why don't you hang around the galley or command, that's pretty interesting."

**How so?**

[Kip] "Well lately the crew's been getting on each other's nerves a lot."

**That's not really anything different. Hold this wire for a second.**

[Kip] "But their arguments have been getting really heated lately."

**Ok attach the wire there**

[Kip] "It's a bit amusing to watch them"

DRD Sparks comes over...

[Sparks] "Hey guys I heard you talking..."

[Kip] "So you decided to interrupt?"

[Sparks] "Yeah so?... Anyway I've notice the tension between the crew as well, especially between the crew and Officer Sun."

**1812 mentioned that since her pregnancy has progressed she has been pissed off at everyone, but mostly Commander Crichton**

[Kip] "Which isn't very unusual."

[Sparks] "Yes, but what is unusual is that she shot a DRD the other day."

**I heard about that**

[Kip] "Why?"

[Sparks] "Well I talked to DRD 589343, that's the one she shot, and he said that Pilot had assigned him to keep an eye on her and apparently she spotted him and shot him."

**You forgot the part about how she kept telling Pilot to stop assigning DRDs to follow her. I know I would be a bit pissed off if someone or something kept following me all over the place after telling it not to several times**

[Kip] "But she didn't have to shoot him."

[Sparks] "Plus if that was the reason why she shot him then I'm surprised Commander Crichton isn't dead by now."

**I guess you're right, it's probably one of those weird things organic organisms do that we will never understand**

[Kip] "So even with all this drama going on you still think life on Moya has been boring lately?"

**Yes, and I have a feeling that the reason why the crew is so high strung is because they're as bored as I am**
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Pilot has called the crew into his den for an important announcement...

[D'Argo] "We're all here Pilot, what did you want to tell us?"

[Pilot] "Moya and I have noticed that lately you all have been fighting more then usual."

[Chiana] "Don't tell me, we're getting kicked off aren't we?"

[Pilot] "Yes that would be correct. Moya and I feel that you could all use a vacation, especially you Officer Sun."

[Aeryn] "Me?"

[Pilot] "Yes, I am sure that Moya and I are not the only ones who have noticed how your pregnancy has affected your...behavior, and some relaxation might be good for you."

[Rygel] "I think she needs more then that!"

-SMACK-


[Aeryn] "Shut up Rygel"

[Rygel] "Frelling PeaceKeeper Bitch."

[Aeryn] "And what do you mean by my behavior being affected?"

[John] "Well baby, you did blow away a DRD the other day."

[Aeryn] "It was asking for it."

[Chiana] "I think Pilot's right. A vacation will do us all some good."

[D'Argo] "I don't know, every time we have a vacation something bad happens. Remember LoMo?"

[Pilot] "I have warned you not to bring that subject up ever again."

[John] "Yes please, that is one 'vacation' I wish to forget."

[Aeryn] "Why, what happened on LoMo?"

[John] "That's a really long story."

[Pilot] "One you will not go into."

Pilot glares at Crichton...

[John] "ANYWAY... D has a point, maybe we shouldn't chance it, especially with Aeryn pregnant."

[Aeryn] "Are you implying that I'll be worthless if something were to happen, just because I'm pregnant?"

[John] "No, that's not what I meant."

[Aeryn] "What did you mean?"

[John] "Ummm, just that you could get hurt or, ummmm...D help me out here."

[D'Argo] "I'm not getting in the middle of this."

[Aeryn] "Well?"

[John] "Know what Pilot, maybe that vacation is a good idea after all."

[Chiana] "So it's settled then, we're going on vacation!"

[D'Argo] "I still think it is a bad idea."

[Pilot] "I have already found a planet where you can say, we should arrive there in just under one solar day's travel, and you WILL be visting it."

As the crew continue to discuss the details for their vacation with Pilot, 1812, who's been sitting off to the side the whole time, decides to inform his friends of this latest development and rushes to the maintenance bay...
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[Kip] "If you are so bored why don't you go watch one of Commander Crichton's movies?"

**Can't, he banned 1812 and I from touching them ever again**

1812 enters the maintenance bay...

[Sparks] "Hey 1812, what's up?"

"Pack your bag guys, we're going on vacation!"

**What do you mean we're going on vacation?**

[Kip] "What this about packing bags?"

TBC...

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