Disclaimer: I'm writing a FANfic. Now, do you honestly believe I own this?
I didn't think so.
Yes, Yes, I know. Two chapters in one day seems a little odd, but I'm in the typing mode! Here you go!
_
"OW!" Kenshin cried, as he was tossed into a jail cell. Sano and Yahiko were tossed on top of him but no officer dared to touch Saitou. None of them went near Aoshi because of the killer look he had in his eyes.
"Time to pay your dept to society!" the chief yelled, and with that, he slammed the bars shut.
"But, wait! We're innocent, I tell you!" Kenshin said, running to grasp the bars. The police and his two flunkies followed him towards the exit. Kenshin stuck his head between the bars and yelled for them again with Sano right behind him.
"Come on! Can you give us a break? This is for the man's wedding after all!" Sano yelled through the bars. Yahiko pushed Them both out of the way to complain.
"Geez, can't you just let Kenshin go if none of us?" he asked with innocence. The police chief stopped and marched back to the cell.
"Why even get married if you have no money to PAY for it?" he asked. He then turned to the other four. "You four stay in here for being thieves and the red head is in for plain stupidity!"
Kenshin frowned at the officer basically calling him stupid. If Saitou's hands weren't tied behind his back and if his sword hadn't been taken away, he probably would've sliced through the steal poles.
"This is ridiculous!" Yahiko grumbled, plopping down on the stone cold floor.
"Honestly! Can't they take a joke?" Sano said, following Yahiko's suit.
"You two have got to be the dumbest people I know," Saitou smirked.
"And how do you figure that may I ask?" Sano asked infuriated.
"Having me going around saying there's a bomb in a ring, how dense are you?"
"Shut up! You didn't have to do that, you know!" Yahiko yelled at Saitou. Saitou smirked a little.
"I enjoy seeing the Battousai surfer just as much as the next person, but . . ." Saitou started, then toward Kenshin who was looking at the floor sadness.
"But what?"
"But when you've got a girl as good looking as Kaoru, you can't help but feel sorry for the poor fool," he stated simply, causing all heads to look up. Kenshin stared at Saitou with curiosity. *Did he just say he felt . . . sorry for me? * he thought. Then he shook his head.
"Since when have you started noticing how Kaoru looked?" Aoshi asked silently. This made Kenshin think. Saitou looked over and saw the angered look in his eyes.
"I have no interest in the tanuki so calm yourself," Saitou stated.
"Apparently, you don't have any interest in Tokio either," Sano mumbled.
"Watch your tongue rooster!" Saitou yelled angrily.
"Why should I? You're always on parole! Since when have you spent time with your wife?" Sano asked.
"At least I've got a wife! The doctor isn't exactly looking your way either, moron!" Saitou said loudly, trying to control his temper and was failing miserably.
"Now is not the time to be fighting over who's woman is better," Aoshi said quietly, closing his eyes to pursue with his meditation.
"At least we've got women! You got teenager 14 years younger than you!" Sano exclaimed, turning to face Aoshi.
"I beg to differ. She may look like a teenager on the outside but . . ." Aoshi's voice trailed off.
"But?" Saitou asked impatiently.
"But on the inside, she has more to offer than that of an 18 year old," he stated. Saitou had to narrow his eyes to keep from smiling. Sano couldn't help but crack a joke at this.
"You mean inside her clothes or inside her heart?" Sano said, snorting with laughter. Aoshi immediately opened his eyes with rage and began taking long strides before he stopped right in front of Sano.
"If you EVER insult my girl like that again, I'LL . . ." Aoshi stopped before he finished his sentence. He had let it slip.
"Oh, so it seems someone has a little somethin' somethin' for our weasel, huh?" Yahiko chimed in, giving Aoshi the 'eye'. Aoshi went red almost instantly before turning to look at the wall.
"HA! I knew it all along!" Yahiko laughed out loud.
"We've all known that you've had something for Tsubame since only the day you met her," Sano said wisely.
"Well, DUH! It's not exactly a secret, Sano!" Yahiko stated.
"But we have yet to see you earn some affection from the innocent eyed girl," Sano said. Yahiko pounced on Sano's head and began chewing angrily.
"You shut up Sano!" Yahiko yelled infuriated.
"No! You shut up!" Sano challenged.
"I think-" Saitou started but was cut short.
"SHUT UP SAITOU!" Sano yelled at him.
"Now, calm yourselves-" Aoshi started but was told by all three of them to keep quiet.
"You guys! Arguing isn't going to-" Kenshin started.
"You can shut up to, Kenshin!" Yahiko yelled.
"Why don't you all shut up? You got visiters ," the police officer that was in charge of looking after the cells told them. They all crowded around the cell door to be greeted by frowning Misao, Tokio, Megumi, Tsubame, and Kaoru.
"I can't believe you guys tried to get out of buying a ring by saying there was a bomb in it!" Kaoru shouted angrily at Kenshin who backed away. Saitou chuckled but Tokio was immediately on his case.
"Be quiet, Saitou! I can't believe you went through with the plan! I thought you'd be smarter than that!" she yelled at him. He was taken back by this and actually a little frightened and backed away into a corner. Sano tried his best not to laugh started smirk but Megumi literally smacked the smirk off his face. Physically.
"And you! Just because you have no money of your own doesn't mean you can scam people for things! This is so low!" Megumi exclaimed, causing Sano to walk backwards. Aoshi grinned a small one but Misao saw it and she was the loudest of them all.
"Don't you DARE try to get out of this by playing your 'I could care less about other's feelings' act! You may be quiet, but there's always some sort of scheme going in the cold hearted head of yours isn't there?" she screamed. Aoshi crouched down and narrowed his eyes further. Yahiko began to giggle, forgetting about Tsubame giving him the death glare.
"Yahiko! How could you try and steal this?" Tsubame yelled, holding up a box. They all went straight towards it.
"You didn't-- see this . . . did you?" Kenshin asked with worry.
"No, the clerk there was nice enough to give it to us. We told him he just wanted to get a ring for me for my wedding. He put it in a box and handed to me but I never saw the thing," Kaoru said, handing the box to Kenshin, who would've taken it if his hands weren't still tied up. The police officer cut off the ropes so Kenshin could take the small box.
"You can leave now. This nice lady just paid off your dept, so I suggest you give her a big thanks," the officer said, with a strange smile. Kenshin looked at him closely, searching for answers to question not needed to be asked.
"Vix, if you did what I think you did . . ." Saitou said, giving the officer a glare.
"The engaged one paid me a kiss. Yup, she sure did, hehe . . ." he chuckled. Kenshin's eyes immediately went amber with anger. He calmed himself down when he saw Kaoru smiling. The walked out of the cell, slouched over and headed for home.
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I thought since the women fought over the men,then the men could at least have a fight over the women. Hope you guys enjoyed this. Please review! Thanks!
Yes, Yes, I know. Two chapters in one day seems a little odd, but I'm in the typing mode! Here you go!
_
"OW!" Kenshin cried, as he was tossed into a jail cell. Sano and Yahiko were tossed on top of him but no officer dared to touch Saitou. None of them went near Aoshi because of the killer look he had in his eyes.
"Time to pay your dept to society!" the chief yelled, and with that, he slammed the bars shut.
"But, wait! We're innocent, I tell you!" Kenshin said, running to grasp the bars. The police and his two flunkies followed him towards the exit. Kenshin stuck his head between the bars and yelled for them again with Sano right behind him.
"Come on! Can you give us a break? This is for the man's wedding after all!" Sano yelled through the bars. Yahiko pushed Them both out of the way to complain.
"Geez, can't you just let Kenshin go if none of us?" he asked with innocence. The police chief stopped and marched back to the cell.
"Why even get married if you have no money to PAY for it?" he asked. He then turned to the other four. "You four stay in here for being thieves and the red head is in for plain stupidity!"
Kenshin frowned at the officer basically calling him stupid. If Saitou's hands weren't tied behind his back and if his sword hadn't been taken away, he probably would've sliced through the steal poles.
"This is ridiculous!" Yahiko grumbled, plopping down on the stone cold floor.
"Honestly! Can't they take a joke?" Sano said, following Yahiko's suit.
"You two have got to be the dumbest people I know," Saitou smirked.
"And how do you figure that may I ask?" Sano asked infuriated.
"Having me going around saying there's a bomb in a ring, how dense are you?"
"Shut up! You didn't have to do that, you know!" Yahiko yelled at Saitou. Saitou smirked a little.
"I enjoy seeing the Battousai surfer just as much as the next person, but . . ." Saitou started, then toward Kenshin who was looking at the floor sadness.
"But what?"
"But when you've got a girl as good looking as Kaoru, you can't help but feel sorry for the poor fool," he stated simply, causing all heads to look up. Kenshin stared at Saitou with curiosity. *Did he just say he felt . . . sorry for me? * he thought. Then he shook his head.
"Since when have you started noticing how Kaoru looked?" Aoshi asked silently. This made Kenshin think. Saitou looked over and saw the angered look in his eyes.
"I have no interest in the tanuki so calm yourself," Saitou stated.
"Apparently, you don't have any interest in Tokio either," Sano mumbled.
"Watch your tongue rooster!" Saitou yelled angrily.
"Why should I? You're always on parole! Since when have you spent time with your wife?" Sano asked.
"At least I've got a wife! The doctor isn't exactly looking your way either, moron!" Saitou said loudly, trying to control his temper and was failing miserably.
"Now is not the time to be fighting over who's woman is better," Aoshi said quietly, closing his eyes to pursue with his meditation.
"At least we've got women! You got teenager 14 years younger than you!" Sano exclaimed, turning to face Aoshi.
"I beg to differ. She may look like a teenager on the outside but . . ." Aoshi's voice trailed off.
"But?" Saitou asked impatiently.
"But on the inside, she has more to offer than that of an 18 year old," he stated. Saitou had to narrow his eyes to keep from smiling. Sano couldn't help but crack a joke at this.
"You mean inside her clothes or inside her heart?" Sano said, snorting with laughter. Aoshi immediately opened his eyes with rage and began taking long strides before he stopped right in front of Sano.
"If you EVER insult my girl like that again, I'LL . . ." Aoshi stopped before he finished his sentence. He had let it slip.
"Oh, so it seems someone has a little somethin' somethin' for our weasel, huh?" Yahiko chimed in, giving Aoshi the 'eye'. Aoshi went red almost instantly before turning to look at the wall.
"HA! I knew it all along!" Yahiko laughed out loud.
"We've all known that you've had something for Tsubame since only the day you met her," Sano said wisely.
"Well, DUH! It's not exactly a secret, Sano!" Yahiko stated.
"But we have yet to see you earn some affection from the innocent eyed girl," Sano said. Yahiko pounced on Sano's head and began chewing angrily.
"You shut up Sano!" Yahiko yelled infuriated.
"No! You shut up!" Sano challenged.
"I think-" Saitou started but was cut short.
"SHUT UP SAITOU!" Sano yelled at him.
"Now, calm yourselves-" Aoshi started but was told by all three of them to keep quiet.
"You guys! Arguing isn't going to-" Kenshin started.
"You can shut up to, Kenshin!" Yahiko yelled.
"Why don't you all shut up? You got visiters ," the police officer that was in charge of looking after the cells told them. They all crowded around the cell door to be greeted by frowning Misao, Tokio, Megumi, Tsubame, and Kaoru.
"I can't believe you guys tried to get out of buying a ring by saying there was a bomb in it!" Kaoru shouted angrily at Kenshin who backed away. Saitou chuckled but Tokio was immediately on his case.
"Be quiet, Saitou! I can't believe you went through with the plan! I thought you'd be smarter than that!" she yelled at him. He was taken back by this and actually a little frightened and backed away into a corner. Sano tried his best not to laugh started smirk but Megumi literally smacked the smirk off his face. Physically.
"And you! Just because you have no money of your own doesn't mean you can scam people for things! This is so low!" Megumi exclaimed, causing Sano to walk backwards. Aoshi grinned a small one but Misao saw it and she was the loudest of them all.
"Don't you DARE try to get out of this by playing your 'I could care less about other's feelings' act! You may be quiet, but there's always some sort of scheme going in the cold hearted head of yours isn't there?" she screamed. Aoshi crouched down and narrowed his eyes further. Yahiko began to giggle, forgetting about Tsubame giving him the death glare.
"Yahiko! How could you try and steal this?" Tsubame yelled, holding up a box. They all went straight towards it.
"You didn't-- see this . . . did you?" Kenshin asked with worry.
"No, the clerk there was nice enough to give it to us. We told him he just wanted to get a ring for me for my wedding. He put it in a box and handed to me but I never saw the thing," Kaoru said, handing the box to Kenshin, who would've taken it if his hands weren't still tied up. The police officer cut off the ropes so Kenshin could take the small box.
"You can leave now. This nice lady just paid off your dept, so I suggest you give her a big thanks," the officer said, with a strange smile. Kenshin looked at him closely, searching for answers to question not needed to be asked.
"Vix, if you did what I think you did . . ." Saitou said, giving the officer a glare.
"The engaged one paid me a kiss. Yup, she sure did, hehe . . ." he chuckled. Kenshin's eyes immediately went amber with anger. He calmed himself down when he saw Kaoru smiling. The walked out of the cell, slouched over and headed for home.
_
I thought since the women fought over the men,then the men could at least have a fight over the women. Hope you guys enjoyed this. Please review! Thanks!