Hey all, I didn't notice that my normal lines for moya, which are between these things for some reason caused the lines not to show up. So Instead I'm now going to put her lines like this ~MOYA SPEAKS~, but for now they're just goona have a tag. Sorry about the mess!

~ScaperDeage

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Title: 1812 and Blue's DRD Vacation
Author: ScaperDeage
Rating: G
Disclaimer: The DRDs made me do it!
Notes: "1812" **Blue**

Part 2 - The Proper Way To Stowaway

[Sparks] "How are we supposed get down to the planet?"

[Blitz] "Yeah, Crichton will probably bring you, but what about us?"

"That's why we're here, to figure that out."

**We could always hide in the transport pod**

[Cam] "But what if the crew takes Ka D'Argo's ship instead?"

[Kip] "They'll be gone for a weeken, all the stuff they'll need couldn't fit in his ship."

[V-W] "What if Pilot or Moya notices we're missing."

[B-MW] "Then we'll have to get off before they do notice."

[Blitz] "Even if we do get off before then, Pilot would just comm the crew and tell them that we stoawayed on the pod and we'll probably be sent back up to Moya."

[Sparks] "Or Aeryn will shoot us."

[Kip] "If that statement wasn't an actually possibility I would laugh."

"You all have a point, but we need this vacation as much as the crew does so we have to come up with something."

[Fixer] "Moya."

[Blitz] "What?"

[Fixer] "Let's get Moya to cover our escape for us just like she covered for us while we filmed our movie!"

[V-W] "Moya's not going to help us get onto the planet just because we want a vacation."

**Unless we convince her and maybe even Pilot of a reason why we should go down to the planet**

[Kip] "Yeah, we can tell them we've been working hard and we need a break."

[Fixer] "So has every other frelling DRD so why would either of them care."

[B-MW] "Then we need another reason."

"I think I know a reason, but you all might not really like it."

[Cam] "Why?"

"Well we might run the risk of being shot."

[Sparks] "Oh no, you're not suggesting what I think your suggesting."
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The band of DRDs roll into Pilot's den...

**Pilot, Moya we wanted to know if we could ask you something**

[Pilot] "What is it you wish to know?"

**Well the crew is going down to a planet for a vacation and we were wondering if we could go along with them**

[Pilot] "Why?"

**Well ummm...**

[Sparks] "We are worried about Aeryn Sun's safety."

[Cam] "Yeah, and we wish to keep an eye on her while she's on the planet."

[Blitz] "And the rest of the crew could also use some looking after as well."

[Pilot] "And all of you need to go to do this?"

[Fixer] "Well you know the crew, they could use all the help they can get."

[Pilot] "Are you not aware of Officer Sun's tolerance of DRDs lately?"

[V-W] "Yeah, that's why we don't want her or the rest of the crew to be informed of our presence."

[Pilot] "You do also realize that the more of you that go the greater the chance that you will be discovered."

**We know, that's why we will take extra care not to be caught**

[B-MW] "They'll never know we were ever there."

[MOYA] -I think it is a good idea for them to go Pilot-

[Pilot] "I don't know."

[MOYA] -You know you were going to send a DRD with them anyway, why not send several DRDs-

[Pilot] "Eight DRDs, nine if you include Commander Crichton's, is a bit more then a several."

[DRDs] "Please Pilot."

[MOYA] -Just let them go, think of it as a thank you for the movie they worked so hard on for your birthday-

[Pilot] "I do not see why that is a good reason why eight..."

"Nine"

[Pilot] "Nine DRDs are needed to watch out for a crew of seven."

[MOYA] -Like DRD Fixer said, you know how our crew is. They do have a way of getting themselves into trouble-

Pilot stares at the nine pairs of glowing eye stalks in front of him...

[Pilot] "Alright, you can go. I'll have to ready the pod tomorrow in which you can then hide onboard."

[DRDs] "Thank you Pilot!"

[Pilot] "And one more thing, do not make me regret this decision."

[DRDs] "We won't!"

The DRDs rush off to prepare for their vacation...

[Pilot] "Why do I have a feeling I am going to regret this decision?"

[MOYA] -Don't worry, I'm sure nothing's going to happen and one weeken will go by quickly and everyone will once again be saftely back on board. And I for one feel better knowing that the DRDs will be looking out for Aeryn Sun and her child-

[Pilot] "I guess you're right. But if Officer Sun discovers the DRDs I believe my den will be her first stop once she returns."

[MOYA] -I do not think Aeryn would harm you-

[Pilot] "Normally I would agree with you, but because of her pregnancy she has been more prone to violence, and unlike Commander Crichton I cannot run away."
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Early the next solar day the DRDs are already in the hanger bay and have prepared one of the transport pods for the trip down to the vacation planet...

[Blitz] "I still can't believe we convinced Moya and Pilot to let us go!"

[Sparks] "Our plan worked well. You know how hard it was for me to sound like I sincerely wanted to keep an eye on Aeryn."

[Cam] "Tell me about it."

[V-W] "I hope she doesn't actually spot us on the planet, I wish to survive past our vacation"

[Sparks] "If she does spot us I'll make sure to take up a defending position behind you."

[V-W] "Why, so I could get shot first?"

[Sparks] "Exactly"

[DRDs] -laughs-

[V-W] "I'm not a frelling shield you know."

[Sparks] "Maybe not, but lack of experience as one doesn't mean you cannot to become one."

[DRDs] -laughs-

[V-W] "I should shoot you know and save Officer Sun the trouble of doing it later."

"OK you guys, stop yapping and start finding places to hide."

[Cam] "What about you?"

"I don't have to remember."

[Cam] "Oh yeah, Commander Crichton brings to everywhere."

**Come on everyone into the pod**

[Sparks] "You're sure we can all fit in there?"

**I don't see why we not**

"The easiest way to find out is trying, so start trying and stop wasting time! The crew will be here shortly"

[Sparks] "Don't blow a fuse, we're going."

[V-W] "If he does blow a fuse I'll make sure to take up a defensive position behind you."

[DRDs] -laughs-

All eight of the DRDs find places to hide, some being better at it then others, and wait for the arrival of the crew while 1812 goes to see if John needs any help to finish packing...
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700 microts later...

[Chiana] "Lighten up D'Argo, we are supposed to be going on vacation!"

[D'Argo] "I still think this isn't a good idea."

[Chiana] "You're starting to sound like Crichton you know."

[John] "Who sounds like me?"

John and Aeryn enter the transport pod with 1812 trailing behind...

[Rygel] "It's about time you two got here, we were going to leave without you."

[Stark] "If anyone were to be left behind it would be you Rygel."

[John] "Sorry we're late, but we had packing issues."

[Rygel] "Packing issues my eema! If it were not for you two I would be at the hotel resturant right now!"

[Noranti] "Do you think about anything other then food?"

[Aeryn] "Yeah, himself."

[Rygel] "And right now myself wishes to be on the planet, so why aren't we going?"

[Chiana] "Rygel's right, everyone's here so let's go!"

[D'Argo] "Pilot open the hanger bay doors, we're leaving."

[Pilot] "I hope you all have a nice vacation, Moya and I will pick you up in one weeken's time."

[John] "See ya lata Pilot."

TBC...