Disclaimer: Like I said before. Fanfic. Ok? FANfic.
Hey guys! I got sick again but im not in the hospital. I hope I can give you the christmas present on Christmas but I doubt it. I'll try though. And if anyone knows the name for Animerica's website, paLEASE tell me! That is all.
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Finally! The day has come! The big wedding day. It took a while to find a shrine to marry them. Actually, they couldn't find one but Saitou decided to help them out a bit and bribed one shrine if he would do it. Amazing, Saitou being nice.
Anyway, Kaoru was a nervous reck. All morning, she had lost everything she needed for the wedding. She couldn't find her brush when she woke up nor the ring. She was frantically running around, looking for something here and there. Sound nervous to you?
Compared to Kenshin, Kaoru was acting like a normal person. Kenshin tripped over anything, even his own two feet. No matter which way he turned, there was always something there for him to fall over. He looked like a baby just learning how to walk. But the worst part was that a certain rooster decided to have a little sake on his wedding gi. Since Kenshin needed all the adults, he made Yahiko run as fast as his little legs could carry him to the Akebeko so Tae could get the stain out. Next to him, she was the best at doing laundry.
Yes, everything was a going way out of order. Kenshin tripping over himself and Kaoru losing everything. This is going to be the best wedding ever.
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"Ohhh! Where's my kimono?!" Kaoru shouted frantically.
"I believe your standing on it Tanuki . . ." Megumi replied, looking down at Kaoru's feet. Kaoru looked down to see herself stepping all over the light blue dress. She squealed and quickly began brushing it off.
"KAORU!" Misao yelled, appearing out of nowhere in her birdesmaid dress. The dresses for the bridesmaid white, lily petal patterns on the lavender borders.
"What is it Misao?"
"Kaoru, do you want me to get your ring?" she asked.
"Yes, give it to Tae to take to Yahiko," Kaoru replied. Tae was the translater Since she wasn't exactly a part of the wedding, besides the donation of food from the Akebeko, she could go see the groom and his male friends.
"Alright! But you had better hurry up and get dressed or you'll be late for your wedding and we couldn't have that, now could we?" Misao yelled over her shoulder. Tsubame ran past her and to Megumi.
"Megumi! I forgot what im supposed to do again!" Tsubame whined, bouncing up and down like a toddler having to pee.
"For the love of . . . Tsubame, all you do is throw flowers here and there then stand beind Misao! Alright? Okay? CAPESH?" Megumi exclaimed, quite irritated. This was the fourth time today that Tsubame forgot what to do.
"Megumi, could please do something with my hair! Oh my God, it looks awful!" Kaoru cried, putting the finishing touches on tying her obi. Megumi rushed to her and began fixing it.
"GIRLS! THE CARRIAGE IS HERE! HURRY IT UP!" Tokio yelled from outside.
"We can't leave without Misao!" Kaoru responded.
"You most certainly can not!" came the 18 year olds voice, running back in from taking the ring to Tae.
"Do you want your hair up or down?" Megumi said.
"Down, it'll be faster and besides ," Kaoru replied, going into a dreamy state, " Kenshin said he liked it better that way . . ." A yawn was heard from Megumi and Kaoru's face immediately went pink.
"PEOPLE! HURRY!" Tokio ran into the room, tripping over her kimono. Megumi finished Kaoru's hair and put the tiger lily clip in to hold it back.
Kaoru was half way out the door before she turned back and ran back in.
"Arg! Where is that tanuki going now?!?!?!" Megumi exclaimed with rage. Misao checked to make sure they had everything. The basket with flowers for Tsubame, Misao's gift, Tokio's gift, and Megumi's gift, Kaoru's flowers . . . What's left? Kaoru shot back out with an embaressed look on her face.
"Where were you just then?" Tokio shouted. Kaoru put her hand behind her head and began rubbing it.
"Hehe . . . if forgot my shoes . . ." Kaoru said, causing everyone to fall over anime style.
"Hey, lady, are you ready to go or did you forgot something else?" the driver asked. Kaoru glared at him, even though she knew he was being sarcastic.
"Wait! Where's Tsubame?" Misao cried. They all looked around, searching for some sign of the little girl. It was true. Tsubame was nowhere in sight.
"Oh my God! Are you people TRYING to make me late?" yelled, Kaoru, who was jumping up and down furiously.
"Here I am!" came a muffled voice from behind.
"Where'd you go to? Kaoru asked, hands on her hips. Tsubame looked downa dn reached in her obi to bring out a box.
"I went to go get the gift that I bought for you . . . I almost left it behind . . ." she said before tucking it away again. Kaoru smiled softly and patted Tsubame for thanks then apologized for being grouchy. They all understood why, I mean, I'd be grouchy to if I thought I was going to be late for my wedding, wouldn't you?
They all gathered into the carriage, Kaoru in the middle. They gave the driver a nodd and with that, they were off to the shrine.
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"Yahiko! Thank goodness your back with that gi!" Kenshin said softly. "Gimme it!" he's voice changed, snatching it from Yahiko's hands. Saitou walked into the room, seeing Kenshin taking off his usual gi.
"Thank God you didn't wear that ugly pink thing," he said, with a roll of his eyes.
"It's not pink! It's . . ."
"Tickle me pink?" Yahiko asked, cracking up.
"No! It's magenta!" Kenshin shouted, trying to pull the gi over his head.
"Same difference . . ." Saitou mumbled.
"No, pink is pink and magenta is magenta!" Kenshin angrily replied, still trying to get the thing over his head.
"Pink and magenta are the SAME color," Saitou told him, leaning on the wall.
"I believe you are color blind Saitou," Kenshin answered, pulling and pulling at the gi, " and I also believe this has got to be THE WOEST gi I have EVER worn!" Saitou strided over and grabbed hold of the gi.
"Oh, please! You just . . . gotta . . . put some muscle . . . into it! Unh!!" he grunted, also pulling at the piece of clothing. Then a crash was heard coming from the bath house.
"What was that?" Kenshin asked in a muffled voice.
"KENSHIN!" Sano shouted, running to the door.
"Sano, I can not stress enough how much bad luck I'm going through this FINE morning!" came an irked muffled voice from under the gi. "Is it bad?"
Sano put a finger up to his lip and looked at the ceiling. "Would you consider . . ." he began, Kenshin and Saitou's grunts in the background, " dropping the ring down the drain of the furo . . . bad?"(A/N Hey, I don't know if those things had drains back then, but in this story, they did!)
"WHAT?!" Kenshin cried, pulling back, causing him to fall down and Saitou to stumble backwards into he wall with his gi. He got over the daze from the fall quickly and ran to the furo. Then drain was pitch black.
"What do you have against me?" Kenshin asked, looking up. He began to pout with fury.
"Don't worry Kenshin, I'm sure . . ." Sano began, but Kenshin pushed him aside and grabbed Saitou's sword. He walked back to where Sano was standing.
"Hey . . . whatcha gots there Kenshin ol' buddy . . ."Sano asked backing up. Kenshin came closer.
"Ol' pal?" he asked. Kenshin raised the sword.
"AMIGO?!" Sano yelled, raising his hands to protect himself. The sword came and a bunch of breaking wood was heard but no breaking bones. Sano opened his eyes to see Kenshin pick up the ring and his furo completely destroyed.
"Ah! My furo!" he cried then looked up at Kenshin angrily, " why did you do-"
"DON'T . . . talk to me Sano . . ." Kenshin stated, walking back to the room where he was to change. Sano didn't dare try it. Kenshin looked a little annoyed.
"Battousai, your carriage is here. I suggest you hurry up," Aoshi cold voice came from behind Kenshin, sending chills up his spine.
"Aoshi, you are NOT wearing that trench coat, "Kenshin said, pulling on his black gi.
"I am and if you've got anything to say about it, say it with your sword," Aoshi replied. Sano came up from behind and quickly snatched it off and threw it out the window.
"This is a wedding, so could you please be a little . . . less icey?" he asked. Aoshi narrowed his eyes into tiny slits and looked away with his nose held up high.
"He's just upset that he has to wear these ridiculous looking gi's, "Saitou said, looking down at the grey gi's and white hakamas.
"Let's go in there!" the carriage driver yelled impatiently, "or I'm leaving you!"
"If you don't want to go to jail, then you will stay PUT!" Saitou yelled back. A little bit of grumbled CENSORED words where heared but the driver stayed.
"Let's go then," Sano said, but Kenshin grabbed a brush and let loose his hair.
"Quit acting like a girl and c'mon!" Aoshi said annoyed. Kenshin continued to brush his hair delicately.
"My hair's a mess, I need to comb it out, " he said. Sano grabbed him by the collar of his gi and dragged him out the door.
"But Sano, my hair needs tending to!" he yelled,
"Either you put it back up in your ponytail and leave it the way it was before or we'll stop and get you some 'pretty pink flowers with a beautiful yellow bow' to put in it! You choose!" Sano replied, with a little girly sarcastic voice at the end.
"Where's Yahiko?" Kenshin asked suddenly. They all glanced around loooking for him.
"Arg! Where'd that little booger get to now?" Saitou asked annoyed.
"I'm over here! I had to get Kenshin's ring from Tsubame!" he yelled then piled into the cariage followed by Aoshi. Sano quickly stuffed Kenshin in, who muttered an 'oro' then hopped in himself. Saitou got in but quickly threw Sano out since there was no more room left. Sano become enraged at this but climbed up on top of the carriage, arms and legs crossed. The driver soon galloped off to the shrine.
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Ok, I tried to add a little humor into it but it's kind of hard to do that with a wedding. And the next chapter will probably have little humor in it but I hope you enjoy it anyway! Cya's!
Hey guys! I got sick again but im not in the hospital. I hope I can give you the christmas present on Christmas but I doubt it. I'll try though. And if anyone knows the name for Animerica's website, paLEASE tell me! That is all.
-
Finally! The day has come! The big wedding day. It took a while to find a shrine to marry them. Actually, they couldn't find one but Saitou decided to help them out a bit and bribed one shrine if he would do it. Amazing, Saitou being nice.
Anyway, Kaoru was a nervous reck. All morning, she had lost everything she needed for the wedding. She couldn't find her brush when she woke up nor the ring. She was frantically running around, looking for something here and there. Sound nervous to you?
Compared to Kenshin, Kaoru was acting like a normal person. Kenshin tripped over anything, even his own two feet. No matter which way he turned, there was always something there for him to fall over. He looked like a baby just learning how to walk. But the worst part was that a certain rooster decided to have a little sake on his wedding gi. Since Kenshin needed all the adults, he made Yahiko run as fast as his little legs could carry him to the Akebeko so Tae could get the stain out. Next to him, she was the best at doing laundry.
Yes, everything was a going way out of order. Kenshin tripping over himself and Kaoru losing everything. This is going to be the best wedding ever.
-
"Ohhh! Where's my kimono?!" Kaoru shouted frantically.
"I believe your standing on it Tanuki . . ." Megumi replied, looking down at Kaoru's feet. Kaoru looked down to see herself stepping all over the light blue dress. She squealed and quickly began brushing it off.
"KAORU!" Misao yelled, appearing out of nowhere in her birdesmaid dress. The dresses for the bridesmaid white, lily petal patterns on the lavender borders.
"What is it Misao?"
"Kaoru, do you want me to get your ring?" she asked.
"Yes, give it to Tae to take to Yahiko," Kaoru replied. Tae was the translater Since she wasn't exactly a part of the wedding, besides the donation of food from the Akebeko, she could go see the groom and his male friends.
"Alright! But you had better hurry up and get dressed or you'll be late for your wedding and we couldn't have that, now could we?" Misao yelled over her shoulder. Tsubame ran past her and to Megumi.
"Megumi! I forgot what im supposed to do again!" Tsubame whined, bouncing up and down like a toddler having to pee.
"For the love of . . . Tsubame, all you do is throw flowers here and there then stand beind Misao! Alright? Okay? CAPESH?" Megumi exclaimed, quite irritated. This was the fourth time today that Tsubame forgot what to do.
"Megumi, could please do something with my hair! Oh my God, it looks awful!" Kaoru cried, putting the finishing touches on tying her obi. Megumi rushed to her and began fixing it.
"GIRLS! THE CARRIAGE IS HERE! HURRY IT UP!" Tokio yelled from outside.
"We can't leave without Misao!" Kaoru responded.
"You most certainly can not!" came the 18 year olds voice, running back in from taking the ring to Tae.
"Do you want your hair up or down?" Megumi said.
"Down, it'll be faster and besides ," Kaoru replied, going into a dreamy state, " Kenshin said he liked it better that way . . ." A yawn was heard from Megumi and Kaoru's face immediately went pink.
"PEOPLE! HURRY!" Tokio ran into the room, tripping over her kimono. Megumi finished Kaoru's hair and put the tiger lily clip in to hold it back.
Kaoru was half way out the door before she turned back and ran back in.
"Arg! Where is that tanuki going now?!?!?!" Megumi exclaimed with rage. Misao checked to make sure they had everything. The basket with flowers for Tsubame, Misao's gift, Tokio's gift, and Megumi's gift, Kaoru's flowers . . . What's left? Kaoru shot back out with an embaressed look on her face.
"Where were you just then?" Tokio shouted. Kaoru put her hand behind her head and began rubbing it.
"Hehe . . . if forgot my shoes . . ." Kaoru said, causing everyone to fall over anime style.
"Hey, lady, are you ready to go or did you forgot something else?" the driver asked. Kaoru glared at him, even though she knew he was being sarcastic.
"Wait! Where's Tsubame?" Misao cried. They all looked around, searching for some sign of the little girl. It was true. Tsubame was nowhere in sight.
"Oh my God! Are you people TRYING to make me late?" yelled, Kaoru, who was jumping up and down furiously.
"Here I am!" came a muffled voice from behind.
"Where'd you go to? Kaoru asked, hands on her hips. Tsubame looked downa dn reached in her obi to bring out a box.
"I went to go get the gift that I bought for you . . . I almost left it behind . . ." she said before tucking it away again. Kaoru smiled softly and patted Tsubame for thanks then apologized for being grouchy. They all understood why, I mean, I'd be grouchy to if I thought I was going to be late for my wedding, wouldn't you?
They all gathered into the carriage, Kaoru in the middle. They gave the driver a nodd and with that, they were off to the shrine.
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"Yahiko! Thank goodness your back with that gi!" Kenshin said softly. "Gimme it!" he's voice changed, snatching it from Yahiko's hands. Saitou walked into the room, seeing Kenshin taking off his usual gi.
"Thank God you didn't wear that ugly pink thing," he said, with a roll of his eyes.
"It's not pink! It's . . ."
"Tickle me pink?" Yahiko asked, cracking up.
"No! It's magenta!" Kenshin shouted, trying to pull the gi over his head.
"Same difference . . ." Saitou mumbled.
"No, pink is pink and magenta is magenta!" Kenshin angrily replied, still trying to get the thing over his head.
"Pink and magenta are the SAME color," Saitou told him, leaning on the wall.
"I believe you are color blind Saitou," Kenshin answered, pulling and pulling at the gi, " and I also believe this has got to be THE WOEST gi I have EVER worn!" Saitou strided over and grabbed hold of the gi.
"Oh, please! You just . . . gotta . . . put some muscle . . . into it! Unh!!" he grunted, also pulling at the piece of clothing. Then a crash was heard coming from the bath house.
"What was that?" Kenshin asked in a muffled voice.
"KENSHIN!" Sano shouted, running to the door.
"Sano, I can not stress enough how much bad luck I'm going through this FINE morning!" came an irked muffled voice from under the gi. "Is it bad?"
Sano put a finger up to his lip and looked at the ceiling. "Would you consider . . ." he began, Kenshin and Saitou's grunts in the background, " dropping the ring down the drain of the furo . . . bad?"(A/N Hey, I don't know if those things had drains back then, but in this story, they did!)
"WHAT?!" Kenshin cried, pulling back, causing him to fall down and Saitou to stumble backwards into he wall with his gi. He got over the daze from the fall quickly and ran to the furo. Then drain was pitch black.
"What do you have against me?" Kenshin asked, looking up. He began to pout with fury.
"Don't worry Kenshin, I'm sure . . ." Sano began, but Kenshin pushed him aside and grabbed Saitou's sword. He walked back to where Sano was standing.
"Hey . . . whatcha gots there Kenshin ol' buddy . . ."Sano asked backing up. Kenshin came closer.
"Ol' pal?" he asked. Kenshin raised the sword.
"AMIGO?!" Sano yelled, raising his hands to protect himself. The sword came and a bunch of breaking wood was heard but no breaking bones. Sano opened his eyes to see Kenshin pick up the ring and his furo completely destroyed.
"Ah! My furo!" he cried then looked up at Kenshin angrily, " why did you do-"
"DON'T . . . talk to me Sano . . ." Kenshin stated, walking back to the room where he was to change. Sano didn't dare try it. Kenshin looked a little annoyed.
"Battousai, your carriage is here. I suggest you hurry up," Aoshi cold voice came from behind Kenshin, sending chills up his spine.
"Aoshi, you are NOT wearing that trench coat, "Kenshin said, pulling on his black gi.
"I am and if you've got anything to say about it, say it with your sword," Aoshi replied. Sano came up from behind and quickly snatched it off and threw it out the window.
"This is a wedding, so could you please be a little . . . less icey?" he asked. Aoshi narrowed his eyes into tiny slits and looked away with his nose held up high.
"He's just upset that he has to wear these ridiculous looking gi's, "Saitou said, looking down at the grey gi's and white hakamas.
"Let's go in there!" the carriage driver yelled impatiently, "or I'm leaving you!"
"If you don't want to go to jail, then you will stay PUT!" Saitou yelled back. A little bit of grumbled CENSORED words where heared but the driver stayed.
"Let's go then," Sano said, but Kenshin grabbed a brush and let loose his hair.
"Quit acting like a girl and c'mon!" Aoshi said annoyed. Kenshin continued to brush his hair delicately.
"My hair's a mess, I need to comb it out, " he said. Sano grabbed him by the collar of his gi and dragged him out the door.
"But Sano, my hair needs tending to!" he yelled,
"Either you put it back up in your ponytail and leave it the way it was before or we'll stop and get you some 'pretty pink flowers with a beautiful yellow bow' to put in it! You choose!" Sano replied, with a little girly sarcastic voice at the end.
"Where's Yahiko?" Kenshin asked suddenly. They all glanced around loooking for him.
"Arg! Where'd that little booger get to now?" Saitou asked annoyed.
"I'm over here! I had to get Kenshin's ring from Tsubame!" he yelled then piled into the cariage followed by Aoshi. Sano quickly stuffed Kenshin in, who muttered an 'oro' then hopped in himself. Saitou got in but quickly threw Sano out since there was no more room left. Sano become enraged at this but climbed up on top of the carriage, arms and legs crossed. The driver soon galloped off to the shrine.
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Ok, I tried to add a little humor into it but it's kind of hard to do that with a wedding. And the next chapter will probably have little humor in it but I hope you enjoy it anyway! Cya's!