Jack's Love: I got some angry but loving people who were e-mailing me
because of the cliff hanger. I love to torture people!!!! Anyway, the next
chapter is good.... And romantic!!!!! For the love thirsty people out
there.... This is a chapter that will feed your thirst. (If that makes any
sense).
Jack Sparrow: And you all know I love bein' charming and romantic....
Jack's Love: *Laughs flirtatiously* Yes, we all know. *clears throat* Let's move on...
Sagie: You don't love me anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sobs*
Jack's Love: Shut the *@$% up!!!!! This chapter is critical!!!
Love's Torture:
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Jayne was downstairs scarfing down her dinner so Jack can eat when her father said," Jayne, you're eating like it's goin' outta style."
Jayne looked up with steak in her mouth and mumbled," I'm mwaderfgthhfbxc."
Her dad glared at her, confused," Uh...I don't speak caveman, Jayne." Jayne rolled her eyes and chewed her food.
"I said I'm so hungry I could eat a cow," Jayne stated very annoyed by the interruption.
"You are eating a cow, sweetie, so slow down," he responded laughing. He took a bite of his mashed potatoes.
Jayne laughed along with him and finished her food. When she put her food in the sink, she grabbed a plastic bag and stuffed some steak and potatoes in the bag. She put in behind her back and ran quickly up the stairs to her room. She opened the door to find Jack laying on her bed, tossing a hackie sack to himself, quietly. When he noticed her he stopped and sat up respectfully.
Jack smiled charmingly. "Good evening, love. What's on the menu tonight?" he asked with a hungry tone.
Jayne slightly bowed and responded," Well, Captain, we have steak and potatoes and," she paused looking around. "well nothing else."
Jack shrugged his shoulders," Works for me, love." Jayne gave him the bag.
"Sorry, I didn't have any time to grab a plate, Jack," Jayne said as she sat down on the bed next to him.
Jack looked at her warmly," A pirate doesn't need a plate or silverware for that matter." Jayne laughed and started playing with her hair that trailed on her lap and bed.
After Jack was done, which didn't take a long, he threw the bag in the garbage and sat down next to Jayne on the bed and asked," a' know, Miss Jayne, I've been watchin' these...uh...things go by outside your window and I was curious as to what those actually are?"
Jayne looked at the window confused and laughed. "Oh, that's a car, Jack. It takes you places quicker than carriages...a lot quicker," she responded. Then she widened her eyes with a look of ideas.
"What?" Jack asked plainly. "You getting ideas, love?" Jack said with a hint of a secret meaning behind the statement that Jayne ignored.
"Yeah, you wanna take a drive in my car?" Jayne offered, smiling.
"Sure," Jack said actually not being that sure.
Jayne stood up and slipped on some flip-flops and her leather jacket that reached mid-thigh. She looked at Jack and asked," Did you bring a coat?"
"No, I don't even know how I got here, do ya' think I'm gonna remember to bring a coat?" Jack replied smirking.
"Good point," she stated. She walked over to her closet and pulled out her brown leather coat and handed it to the captain. "Here, put this on."
Jack stood up and put the jacket on. Jayne noticed he looked very good in a leather jacket but she didn't stare and played hard-to-get. "Ya' ready?" she asked.
"You're gonna go out in the gown?" Jack asked as he pointed at her as if it was an awful crime.
"Yeah, ya' gotta problem with that?" Jayne asked back.
Jack shook his head," No," he responded. Jayne walked over to the window and opened it. She put her legs through to the outside.
"What are ya' doin'?" Jack asked with his eyebrows raised.
"Going out the window. Unless, of course, ya' wanna go downstairs and tell my dad that you're gonna go form a ride with me?" Jayne responded sarcastically.
"Oh, in that case, let's go out the window," Jack pointed and walked over to Jayne. Jayne climbed carefully out of the window and jumped onto a branch that was to the left and out of the way.
When Jayne was settled on the branch she shouted back to Jack," Jack, don't jump onto that branch in the front, it's cracked. Jump on the one to your right!"
Jack climbed out of the window and looked at the branch in front of him. It doesn't look that broken, he thought. Being a stupid asshole, Jack jumped on the cracked branch. All was good until he heard a rather large snap. Jack's smile turned to a frown and he fell to the ground.
"Jack!" Jayne screamed. She climbed down from the tree and ran over to Jack's groaning body. "Jack, you dumbass. I'm gonna check if you have any injuries to your ribs," she said sympathetically.
Jack started to sit up. "I'm fine, love."
Jayne threw him back down. "Don't move," she ordered. She started unbuttoning his shirt, revealing his tan chest. She moved her hair out of her face and started feeling his ribs for injuries. Her heart sped up as she continued.
Jack stopped her hands and held them in place. He used his other hand to pull her head in slowly for a kiss. Their lips met. Jayne knew she probably shouldn't be kissing him because he was a lot older but hey, no one cares about Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher. Jack deepened the moment and added his tongue. Neither of them protested.
When they released lips, Jayne added," There goes the ride."
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Jack's Love: I love my old creation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R&R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack Sparrow: I did too but I'm not adding exclamation marks.
Jack's Love: Whatever.....
Jack Sparrow: And you all know I love bein' charming and romantic....
Jack's Love: *Laughs flirtatiously* Yes, we all know. *clears throat* Let's move on...
Sagie: You don't love me anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sobs*
Jack's Love: Shut the *@$% up!!!!! This chapter is critical!!!
Love's Torture:
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Jayne was downstairs scarfing down her dinner so Jack can eat when her father said," Jayne, you're eating like it's goin' outta style."
Jayne looked up with steak in her mouth and mumbled," I'm mwaderfgthhfbxc."
Her dad glared at her, confused," Uh...I don't speak caveman, Jayne." Jayne rolled her eyes and chewed her food.
"I said I'm so hungry I could eat a cow," Jayne stated very annoyed by the interruption.
"You are eating a cow, sweetie, so slow down," he responded laughing. He took a bite of his mashed potatoes.
Jayne laughed along with him and finished her food. When she put her food in the sink, she grabbed a plastic bag and stuffed some steak and potatoes in the bag. She put in behind her back and ran quickly up the stairs to her room. She opened the door to find Jack laying on her bed, tossing a hackie sack to himself, quietly. When he noticed her he stopped and sat up respectfully.
Jack smiled charmingly. "Good evening, love. What's on the menu tonight?" he asked with a hungry tone.
Jayne slightly bowed and responded," Well, Captain, we have steak and potatoes and," she paused looking around. "well nothing else."
Jack shrugged his shoulders," Works for me, love." Jayne gave him the bag.
"Sorry, I didn't have any time to grab a plate, Jack," Jayne said as she sat down on the bed next to him.
Jack looked at her warmly," A pirate doesn't need a plate or silverware for that matter." Jayne laughed and started playing with her hair that trailed on her lap and bed.
After Jack was done, which didn't take a long, he threw the bag in the garbage and sat down next to Jayne on the bed and asked," a' know, Miss Jayne, I've been watchin' these...uh...things go by outside your window and I was curious as to what those actually are?"
Jayne looked at the window confused and laughed. "Oh, that's a car, Jack. It takes you places quicker than carriages...a lot quicker," she responded. Then she widened her eyes with a look of ideas.
"What?" Jack asked plainly. "You getting ideas, love?" Jack said with a hint of a secret meaning behind the statement that Jayne ignored.
"Yeah, you wanna take a drive in my car?" Jayne offered, smiling.
"Sure," Jack said actually not being that sure.
Jayne stood up and slipped on some flip-flops and her leather jacket that reached mid-thigh. She looked at Jack and asked," Did you bring a coat?"
"No, I don't even know how I got here, do ya' think I'm gonna remember to bring a coat?" Jack replied smirking.
"Good point," she stated. She walked over to her closet and pulled out her brown leather coat and handed it to the captain. "Here, put this on."
Jack stood up and put the jacket on. Jayne noticed he looked very good in a leather jacket but she didn't stare and played hard-to-get. "Ya' ready?" she asked.
"You're gonna go out in the gown?" Jack asked as he pointed at her as if it was an awful crime.
"Yeah, ya' gotta problem with that?" Jayne asked back.
Jack shook his head," No," he responded. Jayne walked over to the window and opened it. She put her legs through to the outside.
"What are ya' doin'?" Jack asked with his eyebrows raised.
"Going out the window. Unless, of course, ya' wanna go downstairs and tell my dad that you're gonna go form a ride with me?" Jayne responded sarcastically.
"Oh, in that case, let's go out the window," Jack pointed and walked over to Jayne. Jayne climbed carefully out of the window and jumped onto a branch that was to the left and out of the way.
When Jayne was settled on the branch she shouted back to Jack," Jack, don't jump onto that branch in the front, it's cracked. Jump on the one to your right!"
Jack climbed out of the window and looked at the branch in front of him. It doesn't look that broken, he thought. Being a stupid asshole, Jack jumped on the cracked branch. All was good until he heard a rather large snap. Jack's smile turned to a frown and he fell to the ground.
"Jack!" Jayne screamed. She climbed down from the tree and ran over to Jack's groaning body. "Jack, you dumbass. I'm gonna check if you have any injuries to your ribs," she said sympathetically.
Jack started to sit up. "I'm fine, love."
Jayne threw him back down. "Don't move," she ordered. She started unbuttoning his shirt, revealing his tan chest. She moved her hair out of her face and started feeling his ribs for injuries. Her heart sped up as she continued.
Jack stopped her hands and held them in place. He used his other hand to pull her head in slowly for a kiss. Their lips met. Jayne knew she probably shouldn't be kissing him because he was a lot older but hey, no one cares about Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher. Jack deepened the moment and added his tongue. Neither of them protested.
When they released lips, Jayne added," There goes the ride."
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Jack's Love: I love my old creation!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! R&R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack Sparrow: I did too but I'm not adding exclamation marks.
Jack's Love: Whatever.....