A/N: I am not the depressed hippie that wrote the original song "Lonesome Sundown" (I wonder how many different ways there are to say, "I am not Tom Petty, therefore, I do not own this)

Its the greatest show
Fake, I know
Got a slot on national TV
Its a freaky thing
Around the ring
Watched a lot by me

WWE Smackdown, even though its fake
I'm watching WWE Smackdown, even though its fake
I know, but watch the show, even though its fake

It never lets me down
This program I've found
It means too much to me
The stars stand accused
Of breaking laws
But on it, my brain does feed

WWE Smackdown, even though its fake
I'm watching WWE Smackdown, even though its fake
I know, but watch the show, even though its fake

The title comes
To those who win
Pile driving is the key
And I watch it every
Time its on
Believe me, I must see

WWE Smackdown, even though its fake
I'm watching WWE Smackdown, even though its fake
I know, but watch the show, even though its fake