The Vicious One Presents CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH
(CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH)
Nick Diamond: Welcome back to Celebrity Deathmatch!
Johnny Gomez: If you're just joining us, we've already got knee-deep in our Clash of the Nintendo Stars!
Nick Diamond: Next up, we've got the stars of Kirby: Right Back at Ya! Kirby and his mysertious partner, Meta-Knight, versus King Dedede and Escargoot!
Johnny Gomez: It all began behind the set of the anime a few days ago. Let's take a look at what happened...
(Scene changes to the set of the Kirby anime)
Director: And, that's a wrap! See you all tommorow.
Kirby: (Normal voice) Damn! I can't hold that voice all through the show!
Tiff: I don't see how you could hold it all!
King Dedede: (Jumps on Kirby, beating on him) WHAT GIVES WITH YOU CALLIN' ME A PENGUIN!?
Escargoot: His royal-highness is in no relation with a penguin!
Meta-Knight: Oh, shut up, you stupid slug!
Escargoot: (Getting in his face) WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Meta-Knight: Here, I'll say it to where you can understand me! (Repeats what he said in spanish)
Escargoot: That's it! DIE, YOU LATINO PUFF-BALL! (A fight breaks out between the four)
Tiff: Whoa, stop, everyone! (Everyone stops fighting) Save it for Deathmatch!
(Back to the Deathmatch Arena)
Johnny Gomez: Talk about a backstage brawl, eh, Nick?
Nick Diamond: You said it, Johnny! So, without further delay, let's get this match started!
(Scene changes to the Deathmatch Ring)
Johnny Gomez: In the Red Corner, two of the greatest warriors of Pop-Star, Dreamland, and beyond, Kirby and Meta-Knight! (Audience cheers) And in the Blue Corner, the dictators of the Nightmare, Escargoot and King Dedede! (Audience boos)
King Dedede: Ah, shut yer stench-holes, ya bunch of looney-baloonies!
Escargoot: Yeah! What he said!
Meta-Knight: (To Kirby) He's too cocky, Kirby. Perhaps we can take advantage of him.
Kirby: Yeah! This'll be a cake-walk!
Mills Lane: Ok, Star Riders and Dream Raiders, I want a good clean fight!
King Dedede: Dedede neva' fights clean! Dedede fights DIRTY! (Hits Kirby with his mallet)
Mills Lane: Uhh, let's get it on! (Bell rings, Mills ducks out and King Dedede tackles Kirby)
Johnny gomez: The fight has begun, and Dedede is pummeling Kirby!
Kirby: Ahhh! (Gets bashed again)
King Dedede: (Laughs) See? I AM Reign Supreme!
Kirby: (Inflates to throw Dedede off of him)
King Dedede: (Falls on his face) Ah! Stupid puff-ball!
Nick Diamond: Dedede is thrown off by Kirby's excessive air-supply!
Escargoot: Hey, Meta-Knight! I got a sword! (Pulls out a sword, in fact) How about you show me your moves!
Meta-Knight: Gladly, simple-minded slug! (Slices Escargoot's arm off with a swith slash)
Escargoot: Oooooh, that's gonna hurt in the morning!
Johnny Gomez: Meta-Knight using his sword at his advantage! (Escargoot grabs his amputated arm at Meta-Knight) Oh! Escargoot showing Meta-Knight the back of his hand!
Meta-Knight: You mock me by throwing an arm at me? How pathetic!
King Dedede: (Slamming the ring with his mallet while chasing Kirby)
Kirby: Ha ha! You can't catch me!
King Dedede: (Tries to body slam on Kirby, but flies out of the ring, and slams his head into the ground) (Muffled voice) Ahhhh! Get me outta here!
Nick Diamond: Dedede's tasted dirt, Johnny!
Johnny Gomez: He better pull himself out of that rut if he wants to win this fight.
Escargoot: Sire! I'm coming to help! (Runs out of the ring, and tries to pull Dedede out of the hole his head's stuck in)
King Dedede: Hey! Slow down, Escargoot! You're gonna pull my legs off!
Escargoot: Then how will I get you out if I can't pull you out?
King Dedede: JUST THINK OF SOMETHING, YOU BRAIN-DEAD PEA-BRAIN!
Escargoot: Yes, sire!
Johnny Gomez: (Kirby jumps out in front of Escargoot) Uh oh, Kirby's got Escargoot!
Kirby: Hi, Escargoot! Let's play... (Whips out a BIG mallet) WHACK THE SNAIL!
Escargoot: AHHHHH!!! RESTART THE FIGHT! (Starts running from Kirby) RESTART! RESTART! (The word restart echoes through the arena) (Audience gasps)
Nick Diamond: Uh oh...now, he's done it!
Johnny Gomez: If you mention anything about reseting in the world of Nintendo, you're gonna get a rude awakening!
Escargoot: (Feels a rumble in the ground) Uh oh...
Mr. Resetti: (Pops up) AHHHHH-HAH!!!
Escargoot: AAHHHHH!!!
Mr. Resetti: ALRIGHT! WHO RESETED?!
Escargoot: (Sweating wildly) Uh! Uh! Uhhh...MOMMY!!!
Mr Resetti: (Jabs his pick-axe into Escargoot's head, killing him instantly)
King Dedede: ESCARGOOT!!! YOU GET BACK HERE AND HELP ME GET OUTTA THIS HERE HOLE!
Meta-Knight: Excuse me, Kirby. I'll take care of Dedede... (Walks over the Dedede, who is still stuck)
King Dedede: Escargoot! Is that you?! GET ME OUTTA HERE!
Meta-Knight: (Pulls him out)
King Dedede: Thanks, Escar-HUH?!
Meta-Knight: And now, I finish you off! (Brutally mauls King Dedede, leaving nothing but his beak)
King Dedede's Beak: Ok...you guys win...ugh...
Nick Diamond: And this fight's over!
Mills Lane: And the winners are Kirby and Meta-Knight! (Bell rings)
Kirby: Thank you! Thank you!
Meta-Knight: But I defeated Dedede...
Kirby: I'm the best! I beat King Dedede!
Meta-Knight: (Eyes flare up) No one takes my glory from me... (Stabs Kirby with his sword, killing him)
Mills Lane: Dammit! You just killed your team-mate!
Meta-Knight: I am the true victor of this match. Mr. Resetti took care of the simpleton, and I took care of the vile-one know as Dedede...
Nick Diamond: Whoa! What an ending! Meta-Knight proving once and for all, he IS the true Star Warrior!
Johnny Gomez: Along with the help of Mr. Resetti, might I add. Speaking of Resetti, stick around, because after the break, Mr. Resetti will battle against Tom Nook, and God help us if anyone resets!
Mr. Resetti: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Johnny Gomez: Uhhh...stay tuned?
(CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH)
2 down, and 2 to go! Ok, you enjoyed the melee so far, but will you handle the matches to come? Stay tuned for the next match, and don't forget to review! Plus, give your thoughts on who'll win the upcoming matches! Don't miss out!
(CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH)
Nick Diamond: Welcome back to Celebrity Deathmatch!
Johnny Gomez: If you're just joining us, we've already got knee-deep in our Clash of the Nintendo Stars!
Nick Diamond: Next up, we've got the stars of Kirby: Right Back at Ya! Kirby and his mysertious partner, Meta-Knight, versus King Dedede and Escargoot!
Johnny Gomez: It all began behind the set of the anime a few days ago. Let's take a look at what happened...
(Scene changes to the set of the Kirby anime)
Director: And, that's a wrap! See you all tommorow.
Kirby: (Normal voice) Damn! I can't hold that voice all through the show!
Tiff: I don't see how you could hold it all!
King Dedede: (Jumps on Kirby, beating on him) WHAT GIVES WITH YOU CALLIN' ME A PENGUIN!?
Escargoot: His royal-highness is in no relation with a penguin!
Meta-Knight: Oh, shut up, you stupid slug!
Escargoot: (Getting in his face) WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Meta-Knight: Here, I'll say it to where you can understand me! (Repeats what he said in spanish)
Escargoot: That's it! DIE, YOU LATINO PUFF-BALL! (A fight breaks out between the four)
Tiff: Whoa, stop, everyone! (Everyone stops fighting) Save it for Deathmatch!
(Back to the Deathmatch Arena)
Johnny Gomez: Talk about a backstage brawl, eh, Nick?
Nick Diamond: You said it, Johnny! So, without further delay, let's get this match started!
(Scene changes to the Deathmatch Ring)
Johnny Gomez: In the Red Corner, two of the greatest warriors of Pop-Star, Dreamland, and beyond, Kirby and Meta-Knight! (Audience cheers) And in the Blue Corner, the dictators of the Nightmare, Escargoot and King Dedede! (Audience boos)
King Dedede: Ah, shut yer stench-holes, ya bunch of looney-baloonies!
Escargoot: Yeah! What he said!
Meta-Knight: (To Kirby) He's too cocky, Kirby. Perhaps we can take advantage of him.
Kirby: Yeah! This'll be a cake-walk!
Mills Lane: Ok, Star Riders and Dream Raiders, I want a good clean fight!
King Dedede: Dedede neva' fights clean! Dedede fights DIRTY! (Hits Kirby with his mallet)
Mills Lane: Uhh, let's get it on! (Bell rings, Mills ducks out and King Dedede tackles Kirby)
Johnny gomez: The fight has begun, and Dedede is pummeling Kirby!
Kirby: Ahhh! (Gets bashed again)
King Dedede: (Laughs) See? I AM Reign Supreme!
Kirby: (Inflates to throw Dedede off of him)
King Dedede: (Falls on his face) Ah! Stupid puff-ball!
Nick Diamond: Dedede is thrown off by Kirby's excessive air-supply!
Escargoot: Hey, Meta-Knight! I got a sword! (Pulls out a sword, in fact) How about you show me your moves!
Meta-Knight: Gladly, simple-minded slug! (Slices Escargoot's arm off with a swith slash)
Escargoot: Oooooh, that's gonna hurt in the morning!
Johnny Gomez: Meta-Knight using his sword at his advantage! (Escargoot grabs his amputated arm at Meta-Knight) Oh! Escargoot showing Meta-Knight the back of his hand!
Meta-Knight: You mock me by throwing an arm at me? How pathetic!
King Dedede: (Slamming the ring with his mallet while chasing Kirby)
Kirby: Ha ha! You can't catch me!
King Dedede: (Tries to body slam on Kirby, but flies out of the ring, and slams his head into the ground) (Muffled voice) Ahhhh! Get me outta here!
Nick Diamond: Dedede's tasted dirt, Johnny!
Johnny Gomez: He better pull himself out of that rut if he wants to win this fight.
Escargoot: Sire! I'm coming to help! (Runs out of the ring, and tries to pull Dedede out of the hole his head's stuck in)
King Dedede: Hey! Slow down, Escargoot! You're gonna pull my legs off!
Escargoot: Then how will I get you out if I can't pull you out?
King Dedede: JUST THINK OF SOMETHING, YOU BRAIN-DEAD PEA-BRAIN!
Escargoot: Yes, sire!
Johnny Gomez: (Kirby jumps out in front of Escargoot) Uh oh, Kirby's got Escargoot!
Kirby: Hi, Escargoot! Let's play... (Whips out a BIG mallet) WHACK THE SNAIL!
Escargoot: AHHHHH!!! RESTART THE FIGHT! (Starts running from Kirby) RESTART! RESTART! (The word restart echoes through the arena) (Audience gasps)
Nick Diamond: Uh oh...now, he's done it!
Johnny Gomez: If you mention anything about reseting in the world of Nintendo, you're gonna get a rude awakening!
Escargoot: (Feels a rumble in the ground) Uh oh...
Mr. Resetti: (Pops up) AHHHHH-HAH!!!
Escargoot: AAHHHHH!!!
Mr. Resetti: ALRIGHT! WHO RESETED?!
Escargoot: (Sweating wildly) Uh! Uh! Uhhh...MOMMY!!!
Mr Resetti: (Jabs his pick-axe into Escargoot's head, killing him instantly)
King Dedede: ESCARGOOT!!! YOU GET BACK HERE AND HELP ME GET OUTTA THIS HERE HOLE!
Meta-Knight: Excuse me, Kirby. I'll take care of Dedede... (Walks over the Dedede, who is still stuck)
King Dedede: Escargoot! Is that you?! GET ME OUTTA HERE!
Meta-Knight: (Pulls him out)
King Dedede: Thanks, Escar-HUH?!
Meta-Knight: And now, I finish you off! (Brutally mauls King Dedede, leaving nothing but his beak)
King Dedede's Beak: Ok...you guys win...ugh...
Nick Diamond: And this fight's over!
Mills Lane: And the winners are Kirby and Meta-Knight! (Bell rings)
Kirby: Thank you! Thank you!
Meta-Knight: But I defeated Dedede...
Kirby: I'm the best! I beat King Dedede!
Meta-Knight: (Eyes flare up) No one takes my glory from me... (Stabs Kirby with his sword, killing him)
Mills Lane: Dammit! You just killed your team-mate!
Meta-Knight: I am the true victor of this match. Mr. Resetti took care of the simpleton, and I took care of the vile-one know as Dedede...
Nick Diamond: Whoa! What an ending! Meta-Knight proving once and for all, he IS the true Star Warrior!
Johnny Gomez: Along with the help of Mr. Resetti, might I add. Speaking of Resetti, stick around, because after the break, Mr. Resetti will battle against Tom Nook, and God help us if anyone resets!
Mr. Resetti: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Johnny Gomez: Uhhh...stay tuned?
(CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH)
2 down, and 2 to go! Ok, you enjoyed the melee so far, but will you handle the matches to come? Stay tuned for the next match, and don't forget to review! Plus, give your thoughts on who'll win the upcoming matches! Don't miss out!