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Last Chapter! Enjoy!
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"Come here Kenji," Kaoru coached. Kenshin looked over his shoulder and smiled. Yahiko and Kaoru were trying to teach Kenji how to walk and they had been working on it for at least a week. He heard a plop sound and figured it must've been Kenji falling down for the 5th time. Kenshin couldn't blame him either. The child was so skinny; none of the clothing for boys his age fit him. They were way too baggy.
"That's alright, try again," Kaoru said with a smile. Kenji propped himself up and held his arms out to keep his balance. He took a step forward and fell down again. Kenshin stopped doing the laundry and turned around to watch. Kenji once more stood up but stood to fast and fell on his behind. Kenshin couldn't help but laugh at the image of him falling. Kaoru gave him a glare that said 'No laughing or face the bokken' kind of look. He bowed his head but continued to watch.
Kaoru sighed. "It's ok, we'll try again tomorrow." Kenshin perked up when Kaoru walked over to Kenji's outstretched arms and picked him.
"Where're you going?" Kenshin asked, standing up. Kaoru looked his way and smiled.
She handed him Kenji and walked to the dojo gates. "We're out of tofu. I'll be back in an hour or so. Make sure Kenji's safe."
*Uh I'm gonna make sure my kid's safe * Kenshin thought. He looked at Kaoru's walking form and held Kenji out in front of him. It had been 8 months since Kenji had entered the world and he had begun to look a lot like Kenshin. His eyes still had a blue glow to them and his hair was just as furious too. Not only did it retain its red glow but also it had grown down to his tiny waist.
"Hey Kenshin!" Sano yelled, disrupting Kenshin's thoughts. He looked up and waved, holding Kenji under his left arm. He stopped when he saw Sano dragging a very familiar dog with him.
Kenshin put Kenji down and put his hands on his hips. "Don't you bring that dog near me! I thought you got rid of him a long time ago!" Kenji had stood up to walk over to pet the preppy animal.
"When did Kenji learn how to walk?" Sano asked. Kenshin looked at him perplexed but saw Kenji taking careful steps toward the dog. He didn't stop him because he was to busy trying to figure out how a dog could teach Kenji how to walk but he and Kaoru had no idea where to begin.
"Well, I came by to see if the fox was around," stated Sanosuke, looking around for any sign of Megumi. "Have you seen her?"
Kenshin shook his head no. "Sorry but Megumi hasn't come to see us for a couple of days that she hasn't." Sano pouted and looked around.
"Hey . . . weren't Kenji and Notaro here just a moment ago?" Sano asked, glancing around.
"Don't be silly Sanosuke. They're right here," told Kenshin, pointing to the spot where Kenji was supposed to be.
"Where? All I see is dirt," he observed. Kenshin's eyes went wide and he began looking around in search of his kid. Then a loud bang was heard on the other side of the dojo.
"Hey! What was that!" came Yahiko, running out of the dojo. Before any of them could react, out came the dog, running to the gate for freedom. Holding onto his tail was little Kenji, laughing his little behind off.
"GET THAT DOG!" Kenshin screamed, running towards it. Sano spread out his legs so he could bend down and catch the speedy thing before it headed out of the gates. The dog was tricky and ran straight between Sano's feet.
"I GOT IT!" Yahiko yelled and took a dive. He landed right on top off the dog but the animal was at least five times stronger than he was and dragged Kenji along with Yahiko out the front gates of the dojo.
"Yahiko! Kenji!" Sano cried, scrambling to get up. Kenshin ran straight past him. If the streets weren't so darn crowded then he'd be able to maneuver to his full speed but do to Japan's population he slowed down twice as much.
"Alright you dumb dog! Unhand us!" Yahiko yelled, trying to stop it. His fingers slipped and he grabbed Kenji's foot so he wouldn't go flying. Yahiko did not give up and he grounded his heels into the ground, trying desperately to stop the hyper active dog. It was futile. The dog hit a *ahem* speed bump and sent Yahiko on a one way ticket to Kenshinville.
Yahiko was flung straight into Kenshin, knocking them both on the ground. Sano had the leash for the dog in his hands and continued running.
"WHY do you still have this dog anyway, huh!" panted Kenshin.
"See, the owners went on vacation in Kyoto and asked me to take care of it. No one else would," he explained.
"GEE, I WONDER WHY!" Yahiko yelled, catching up to the two of them. Kenshin turned to face forward to just to see Kaoru purchasing tofu.
"KAORU!" he yelled, tripping over his foot. Sano yelled and tripped over Kenshin. He reached up for something to keep him on balance but only snagged Yahiko's gi collar. Yahiko fell on top of them and they rolled to a complete stop in front of not just Kaoru but Megumi and Tsubame as well.
Yahiko looked around and smiled widely. "H-Hey girls, hehe. What's shake'n?" Kaoru glared at them then realized Kenji wasn't in the pile of idiots.
"Kenshin, where's Kenji?"
"Sano brought-" he began but Sano shoved his face in the dirt to shut him up.
"I brought over a . . . girl. Yeah, a little girl that um . . . uh . . ." stuttered Sano then glanced at Yahiko to help him with the lie.
"S-She was lost! Yeah! We were just gonna help her find her way home and she and Kenji ran off in the direction of her dojo. Hehe," he said, all three of them smiling at the lie.
None of them were fooled for a second. "How can that be? The boy can barely stand on his own let alone run," Megumi stated. For once, Kenshin wished that Megumi's brain was the same size as everyone else's. The size of a peanut.
"Yahiko, what's going?" Tsubame asked, trying to balance the newly purchased tofu in one arm. The three males scrambled around, trying to get to their feet.
"Nothing's going on, hehehehehe! Why do you ask?" Kenshin answered. Tsubame pointed her finger behind them.
"I could've sworn that I just saw a dog that had a boy on his tail run past here just now." Kenshin and Sano looked at each other.
"Oh no Tsubame! That was just my hand and Kenshin's hair!" Yahiko stated, grabbing his long ponytail and swishing it around in his hand. "See, when I'm stressed, I like to play with it!" Kenshin snatched his hair back with a disgusted look on his face and everyone else just stared at him. "What?"
Sano nudged Kenshin in the stomach and ushered to his left. The dog had just run past again with Kenji now on it's back.
"Oh, would you look at the sun? It's about time to prepare dinner! Bye now!" Kenshin said, running after him.
"I'd better help to. You know how dense Kenshin is. He forgets everything, including the difference in spices. REMEMBER! THE SALT IS WHITE AND THE PEPPER IS BLACK!" Sano yelled chasing Kenshin. Yahiko looked at the three women who frowned back.
"Nice seeing you! Bye!" Yahiko called out and gave Tsubame a quick kiss on the cheek so they wouldn't be so immediate to follow. Not to mention he had wanted to do that.
"That was very . . . odd . . ." Megumi said and Kaoru nodded in agreement. "Tsubame, what do you think?"
"I think it was amazing," Tsubame said, twirling around in circles. Megumi began checking her tempeture.
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"Yahiko! You take the left! Sano, go to the right! I'm going in!" Kenshin yelled. They had escaped the crowd but the dog had just run in a door. The problem was that there were three doors and they didn't see which one the dog went through.
Yahiko opened his door and found it was a bar. Full of drunken, smelly, perverted, men. He tried sneak through without being noticed. He crouched down and crawled under the tables only to find himself face to face with naked female legs. Not mention there was all sorts of crap on the floor that should not have even been there in the first place.
Sano ran straight through his door but when he opened it, there were people . . . making out all over the floor. Sano carefully stepped over all the couples, once in a while getting an offer from a woman to come keep her 'company'. If his dog hadn't taken Kenshin's son, he would've gladly excepted.
Behind Kenshin's door was a restraunt. He ran through, knocking over dishes and foods. He bumped into people sitting on the floor, food being thrown at him from all directions. He was probably the only man in the world that would shout apologizes to those people while still worrying about his son.
Yahiko was the first to make it out of his door and saw the animal running through a pile of garbage. He ran faster but slid on the tracked garbage. Sano was the next to file out he stepped over Yahiko and chased the animal through an alley. There were mice everywhere. Sano hated mice for some reason and began to tiptoe around them.
Finally, Kenshin had been released from the restaurant and jumped over Yahiko and ran past Sano. He saw the dog cross over a bridge. The bridge was not complete and the dog came to a screeching halt causing Kenji to sail over him, just feet away from the end. The dog couldn't stop due to the garbage all over it's feet and slid right off the bridge, grabbing Kenji's hakama to try to stay on.
"NO!" Kenshin cried, grabbing his son's hand. Unfortunately for him, he had also stepped in the garbage and slid right off the bridge. Yahiko grabbed Kenshin by the ankles but was pulled off by all the weight. Sano finally got past the mice and grabbed the edge of the bridge. Skillfully, he snatched Yahiko's leg just in time.
"Ha! See? I'm useful after all!" Sano said proudly.
"If it weren't for you, we wouldn't even BE in this mess!" Kenshin said through gritted teeth. Kenji was clapping his hands, laughing at all the excitement.
"Whatever," Sano muttered.
"Yeah, whatever! Now pull us up!" Yahiko yelled.
"All right! Don't get your knickers in a twist Yahiko!" he stated matter of factly.
"Hurry up Sano!" commanded Kenshin, just as irked with Sano as Yahiko.
"Hold your hors-" he began but stopped at the sound of a cracking noise.
"Problem," he said.
"What now?!" Yahiko screamed.
"The bridge . . . is cracking . . ." Sano simply stated. Kenshin looked Yahiko in the eye.
"Mother," he muttered just before the edge of the bridge cracked off and they all went sailing into the shallow water.
"No way am I going back to the dojo," Yahiko said.
"Why not?" asked Sano, struggling to put a leash on the wild animal.
"Because I don't want to see Kenshin get killed when she finds out that Kenji is all wet from falling off a bridge." They looked at Kenshin who was wiping off Kenji's face.
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"Where have you four been?" Kaoru asked. The three women had all remained at the dojo, waiting for their return for nearly an hour.
"Finding the little girls home. Hehe," Yahiko answered, rubbing his nape.
"Yeah, man it's complicated to find her home," acted Sano, stuffing his hands in his pockets.
"Oh really," slyly said Megumi.
"Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes! You see, she lives on the other side of town!" Kenshin chimed in, setting down Kenji.
"And wasn't Kenji wearing a white gi and green hakama this morning?" asked Tsubame, pointing out Kenji's new red gi and black hakama.
"Oh, we went shopping for clothes, that we did," he explained.
"Oh really?" Kaoru said, walking around them in circles. Then she stopped in front of Kenshin. "Does shopping for clothes mean FALLING OFF A BRIDGE!" Kaoru pressed a newspaper in his face.
Headline: Himura and Co. Fall off unfinished Khoto Bridge. To the right of the headline was a picture of them hanging off the bridge.
"Well . . . we fell off a bridge to . . ." Kenshin said.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THREW MY SON OFF THE BRIDGE!" Kaoru said, smacking Kenshin upside his head with the magical bokken repeatedly.
"IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU AND THAT STUPID PUPPY, KEN-SAN WOULD NOT EVEN BE IN THIS MESS!" Megumi yelled, grabbing her medicine bag and began beaning Sano without mercy. Yahiko turned to Tsubame and smiled.
"At least I have an understanding girlfriend . . . right?" Yahiko asked, then covered his head.
Tsubame turned around and smiled to herself. "I'm not going to hit you Yahiko."
Yahiko let out a sigh of relief. "Thank God."
"I'll just tell Tae-san to cut your salary in half for the next month, that's all," responded Tsubame, giggling. Yahiko plopped on the floor next to a bawling Sano and a swirly-eyed Kenshin.
"Oro . . ." Kenshin muttered. Kenji got up and slowly began to walk to Kenshin. He lost his balance a few times but stayed on his feet until he reached his father. Kaoru stared at him opened mouth.
"How . . ." she stuttered, "How did you . . . teach him to walk?" Regretfully, Kenshin shook his head.
"It wasn't me, it was that dumb mutt," he murmured. Everyone was surprised he had called the animal a dumb mutt but he was kind of upset that he didn't get to teach his son how to walk.
"Kenshin, you're such an idiot. Can't even teach your own son how to walk," piped up Sano, slapping Kenshin on the back.
"Oro!" Kenshin cried. Kenji opened his mouth and began to make small sounds.
"Hey . . . what's wrong with Kenji?" Yahiko asked.
"Sounds like he's choking," Tsubame said, covering her mouth. Kenji continued to make the muffled sounds.
"O . . . or . . ." Kenji he started. They all leaned down closer to hear what he was saying.
"Organic?" Megumi guessed.
"Oreo's?" asked Yahiko.
"Ornament?" questioned Tsubame.
"Orgasm?" asked Sano, receiving a smack from Megumi. Kenji took a deep breath then opened his mouth again.
"ORO!" he yelled, clapping his hands and laughing. Kaoru smacked herself on her forehead.
"Great. Now there's two of them."
"ORO!ORO!ORO!ORO!" Kenji continued yelling, pulling on Kenshin's hair gleefully.
"Like father like son," Sano said, shrugging his shoulders while Kenji continued to yell the word.
Kenshin simply smiled. "His first word . . . who would've thought it would be oro?"
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"Come here Kenji," Kaoru coached. Kenshin looked over his shoulder and smiled. Yahiko and Kaoru were trying to teach Kenji how to walk and they had been working on it for at least a week. He heard a plop sound and figured it must've been Kenji falling down for the 5th time. Kenshin couldn't blame him either. The child was so skinny; none of the clothing for boys his age fit him. They were way too baggy.
"That's alright, try again," Kaoru said with a smile. Kenji propped himself up and held his arms out to keep his balance. He took a step forward and fell down again. Kenshin stopped doing the laundry and turned around to watch. Kenji once more stood up but stood to fast and fell on his behind. Kenshin couldn't help but laugh at the image of him falling. Kaoru gave him a glare that said 'No laughing or face the bokken' kind of look. He bowed his head but continued to watch.
Kaoru sighed. "It's ok, we'll try again tomorrow." Kenshin perked up when Kaoru walked over to Kenji's outstretched arms and picked him.
"Where're you going?" Kenshin asked, standing up. Kaoru looked his way and smiled.
She handed him Kenji and walked to the dojo gates. "We're out of tofu. I'll be back in an hour or so. Make sure Kenji's safe."
*Uh I'm gonna make sure my kid's safe * Kenshin thought. He looked at Kaoru's walking form and held Kenji out in front of him. It had been 8 months since Kenji had entered the world and he had begun to look a lot like Kenshin. His eyes still had a blue glow to them and his hair was just as furious too. Not only did it retain its red glow but also it had grown down to his tiny waist.
"Hey Kenshin!" Sano yelled, disrupting Kenshin's thoughts. He looked up and waved, holding Kenji under his left arm. He stopped when he saw Sano dragging a very familiar dog with him.
Kenshin put Kenji down and put his hands on his hips. "Don't you bring that dog near me! I thought you got rid of him a long time ago!" Kenji had stood up to walk over to pet the preppy animal.
"When did Kenji learn how to walk?" Sano asked. Kenshin looked at him perplexed but saw Kenji taking careful steps toward the dog. He didn't stop him because he was to busy trying to figure out how a dog could teach Kenji how to walk but he and Kaoru had no idea where to begin.
"Well, I came by to see if the fox was around," stated Sanosuke, looking around for any sign of Megumi. "Have you seen her?"
Kenshin shook his head no. "Sorry but Megumi hasn't come to see us for a couple of days that she hasn't." Sano pouted and looked around.
"Hey . . . weren't Kenji and Notaro here just a moment ago?" Sano asked, glancing around.
"Don't be silly Sanosuke. They're right here," told Kenshin, pointing to the spot where Kenji was supposed to be.
"Where? All I see is dirt," he observed. Kenshin's eyes went wide and he began looking around in search of his kid. Then a loud bang was heard on the other side of the dojo.
"Hey! What was that!" came Yahiko, running out of the dojo. Before any of them could react, out came the dog, running to the gate for freedom. Holding onto his tail was little Kenji, laughing his little behind off.
"GET THAT DOG!" Kenshin screamed, running towards it. Sano spread out his legs so he could bend down and catch the speedy thing before it headed out of the gates. The dog was tricky and ran straight between Sano's feet.
"I GOT IT!" Yahiko yelled and took a dive. He landed right on top off the dog but the animal was at least five times stronger than he was and dragged Kenji along with Yahiko out the front gates of the dojo.
"Yahiko! Kenji!" Sano cried, scrambling to get up. Kenshin ran straight past him. If the streets weren't so darn crowded then he'd be able to maneuver to his full speed but do to Japan's population he slowed down twice as much.
"Alright you dumb dog! Unhand us!" Yahiko yelled, trying to stop it. His fingers slipped and he grabbed Kenji's foot so he wouldn't go flying. Yahiko did not give up and he grounded his heels into the ground, trying desperately to stop the hyper active dog. It was futile. The dog hit a *ahem* speed bump and sent Yahiko on a one way ticket to Kenshinville.
Yahiko was flung straight into Kenshin, knocking them both on the ground. Sano had the leash for the dog in his hands and continued running.
"WHY do you still have this dog anyway, huh!" panted Kenshin.
"See, the owners went on vacation in Kyoto and asked me to take care of it. No one else would," he explained.
"GEE, I WONDER WHY!" Yahiko yelled, catching up to the two of them. Kenshin turned to face forward to just to see Kaoru purchasing tofu.
"KAORU!" he yelled, tripping over his foot. Sano yelled and tripped over Kenshin. He reached up for something to keep him on balance but only snagged Yahiko's gi collar. Yahiko fell on top of them and they rolled to a complete stop in front of not just Kaoru but Megumi and Tsubame as well.
Yahiko looked around and smiled widely. "H-Hey girls, hehe. What's shake'n?" Kaoru glared at them then realized Kenji wasn't in the pile of idiots.
"Kenshin, where's Kenji?"
"Sano brought-" he began but Sano shoved his face in the dirt to shut him up.
"I brought over a . . . girl. Yeah, a little girl that um . . . uh . . ." stuttered Sano then glanced at Yahiko to help him with the lie.
"S-She was lost! Yeah! We were just gonna help her find her way home and she and Kenji ran off in the direction of her dojo. Hehe," he said, all three of them smiling at the lie.
None of them were fooled for a second. "How can that be? The boy can barely stand on his own let alone run," Megumi stated. For once, Kenshin wished that Megumi's brain was the same size as everyone else's. The size of a peanut.
"Yahiko, what's going?" Tsubame asked, trying to balance the newly purchased tofu in one arm. The three males scrambled around, trying to get to their feet.
"Nothing's going on, hehehehehe! Why do you ask?" Kenshin answered. Tsubame pointed her finger behind them.
"I could've sworn that I just saw a dog that had a boy on his tail run past here just now." Kenshin and Sano looked at each other.
"Oh no Tsubame! That was just my hand and Kenshin's hair!" Yahiko stated, grabbing his long ponytail and swishing it around in his hand. "See, when I'm stressed, I like to play with it!" Kenshin snatched his hair back with a disgusted look on his face and everyone else just stared at him. "What?"
Sano nudged Kenshin in the stomach and ushered to his left. The dog had just run past again with Kenji now on it's back.
"Oh, would you look at the sun? It's about time to prepare dinner! Bye now!" Kenshin said, running after him.
"I'd better help to. You know how dense Kenshin is. He forgets everything, including the difference in spices. REMEMBER! THE SALT IS WHITE AND THE PEPPER IS BLACK!" Sano yelled chasing Kenshin. Yahiko looked at the three women who frowned back.
"Nice seeing you! Bye!" Yahiko called out and gave Tsubame a quick kiss on the cheek so they wouldn't be so immediate to follow. Not to mention he had wanted to do that.
"That was very . . . odd . . ." Megumi said and Kaoru nodded in agreement. "Tsubame, what do you think?"
"I think it was amazing," Tsubame said, twirling around in circles. Megumi began checking her tempeture.
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"Yahiko! You take the left! Sano, go to the right! I'm going in!" Kenshin yelled. They had escaped the crowd but the dog had just run in a door. The problem was that there were three doors and they didn't see which one the dog went through.
Yahiko opened his door and found it was a bar. Full of drunken, smelly, perverted, men. He tried sneak through without being noticed. He crouched down and crawled under the tables only to find himself face to face with naked female legs. Not mention there was all sorts of crap on the floor that should not have even been there in the first place.
Sano ran straight through his door but when he opened it, there were people . . . making out all over the floor. Sano carefully stepped over all the couples, once in a while getting an offer from a woman to come keep her 'company'. If his dog hadn't taken Kenshin's son, he would've gladly excepted.
Behind Kenshin's door was a restraunt. He ran through, knocking over dishes and foods. He bumped into people sitting on the floor, food being thrown at him from all directions. He was probably the only man in the world that would shout apologizes to those people while still worrying about his son.
Yahiko was the first to make it out of his door and saw the animal running through a pile of garbage. He ran faster but slid on the tracked garbage. Sano was the next to file out he stepped over Yahiko and chased the animal through an alley. There were mice everywhere. Sano hated mice for some reason and began to tiptoe around them.
Finally, Kenshin had been released from the restaurant and jumped over Yahiko and ran past Sano. He saw the dog cross over a bridge. The bridge was not complete and the dog came to a screeching halt causing Kenji to sail over him, just feet away from the end. The dog couldn't stop due to the garbage all over it's feet and slid right off the bridge, grabbing Kenji's hakama to try to stay on.
"NO!" Kenshin cried, grabbing his son's hand. Unfortunately for him, he had also stepped in the garbage and slid right off the bridge. Yahiko grabbed Kenshin by the ankles but was pulled off by all the weight. Sano finally got past the mice and grabbed the edge of the bridge. Skillfully, he snatched Yahiko's leg just in time.
"Ha! See? I'm useful after all!" Sano said proudly.
"If it weren't for you, we wouldn't even BE in this mess!" Kenshin said through gritted teeth. Kenji was clapping his hands, laughing at all the excitement.
"Whatever," Sano muttered.
"Yeah, whatever! Now pull us up!" Yahiko yelled.
"All right! Don't get your knickers in a twist Yahiko!" he stated matter of factly.
"Hurry up Sano!" commanded Kenshin, just as irked with Sano as Yahiko.
"Hold your hors-" he began but stopped at the sound of a cracking noise.
"Problem," he said.
"What now?!" Yahiko screamed.
"The bridge . . . is cracking . . ." Sano simply stated. Kenshin looked Yahiko in the eye.
"Mother," he muttered just before the edge of the bridge cracked off and they all went sailing into the shallow water.
"No way am I going back to the dojo," Yahiko said.
"Why not?" asked Sano, struggling to put a leash on the wild animal.
"Because I don't want to see Kenshin get killed when she finds out that Kenji is all wet from falling off a bridge." They looked at Kenshin who was wiping off Kenji's face.
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"Where have you four been?" Kaoru asked. The three women had all remained at the dojo, waiting for their return for nearly an hour.
"Finding the little girls home. Hehe," Yahiko answered, rubbing his nape.
"Yeah, man it's complicated to find her home," acted Sano, stuffing his hands in his pockets.
"Oh really," slyly said Megumi.
"Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes! You see, she lives on the other side of town!" Kenshin chimed in, setting down Kenji.
"And wasn't Kenji wearing a white gi and green hakama this morning?" asked Tsubame, pointing out Kenji's new red gi and black hakama.
"Oh, we went shopping for clothes, that we did," he explained.
"Oh really?" Kaoru said, walking around them in circles. Then she stopped in front of Kenshin. "Does shopping for clothes mean FALLING OFF A BRIDGE!" Kaoru pressed a newspaper in his face.
Headline: Himura and Co. Fall off unfinished Khoto Bridge. To the right of the headline was a picture of them hanging off the bridge.
"Well . . . we fell off a bridge to . . ." Kenshin said.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THREW MY SON OFF THE BRIDGE!" Kaoru said, smacking Kenshin upside his head with the magical bokken repeatedly.
"IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU AND THAT STUPID PUPPY, KEN-SAN WOULD NOT EVEN BE IN THIS MESS!" Megumi yelled, grabbing her medicine bag and began beaning Sano without mercy. Yahiko turned to Tsubame and smiled.
"At least I have an understanding girlfriend . . . right?" Yahiko asked, then covered his head.
Tsubame turned around and smiled to herself. "I'm not going to hit you Yahiko."
Yahiko let out a sigh of relief. "Thank God."
"I'll just tell Tae-san to cut your salary in half for the next month, that's all," responded Tsubame, giggling. Yahiko plopped on the floor next to a bawling Sano and a swirly-eyed Kenshin.
"Oro . . ." Kenshin muttered. Kenji got up and slowly began to walk to Kenshin. He lost his balance a few times but stayed on his feet until he reached his father. Kaoru stared at him opened mouth.
"How . . ." she stuttered, "How did you . . . teach him to walk?" Regretfully, Kenshin shook his head.
"It wasn't me, it was that dumb mutt," he murmured. Everyone was surprised he had called the animal a dumb mutt but he was kind of upset that he didn't get to teach his son how to walk.
"Kenshin, you're such an idiot. Can't even teach your own son how to walk," piped up Sano, slapping Kenshin on the back.
"Oro!" Kenshin cried. Kenji opened his mouth and began to make small sounds.
"Hey . . . what's wrong with Kenji?" Yahiko asked.
"Sounds like he's choking," Tsubame said, covering her mouth. Kenji continued to make the muffled sounds.
"O . . . or . . ." Kenji he started. They all leaned down closer to hear what he was saying.
"Organic?" Megumi guessed.
"Oreo's?" asked Yahiko.
"Ornament?" questioned Tsubame.
"Orgasm?" asked Sano, receiving a smack from Megumi. Kenji took a deep breath then opened his mouth again.
"ORO!" he yelled, clapping his hands and laughing. Kaoru smacked herself on her forehead.
"Great. Now there's two of them."
"ORO!ORO!ORO!ORO!" Kenji continued yelling, pulling on Kenshin's hair gleefully.
"Like father like son," Sano said, shrugging his shoulders while Kenji continued to yell the word.
Kenshin simply smiled. "His first word . . . who would've thought it would be oro?"
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Thank you these people for reviewing! If it weren't for you, I would not have gotten any praise! (Only Signed In people)
Anabell ShadowKeepre Sura_your_snowy_Sweetheart Inulover626 Chiki Fan4000 Darkanimeangel12 Merfair HoundingWolf Animegurl444 KoishiiSweet Uenki TwilightKitty Crystal_Renee Cyberdemon DacrayZblaze1 Bob-san loyanini Chibi_Mai Sephira_jo Colhan3000 Astgal MysticDreamer673 SakuraAvalon12 Ymir-chan Silver_Warrior gaby_(hyatt KougasmyMan SsJ_Chika Nanakilover/Brukaoru Fanfiction_Wanderer BabyKaoru- sama Shilvi/Amyjenc1
Hope yall like this chapter and before I go, I have an Award I want to give to my favorite reviewer for this story. Why I'm doing this, I have no idea.
Favorite Reviewer: Anabell ^^ I really don't know why I like you so much but I just do so don't worry, be happy. . . That's a song isn't it? If I skipped your name, please tell me. Remember, I only put signed in names up there. Tell me if I spelled your name wrong ,too. Anyway, I beg of you to read my Yahiko and Tsubame fic tomorrow in 2004! Happy New Years to all yall!