DONE! It's done at last! Hope you enjoy the final part of this DRD adventure.

Title: 1812 and Blue's DRD Vacation: Part 12-There's No Place Like Home
Author: ScaperDeage
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Don't own it.
Notes: "1812" **Blue** ~MOYA~

Part 12-There's No Place Like Home

Back in the hotel Moya's crew are still unaware that there was any bounty hunter presence on the planet and continue to go about enjoying their vacation...

[Chiana] "I'm bored."

...Well almost everyone is enjoying it...

[Chiana] "Plus I don't really like this place."

[Rygel] "I agree, the food service could be much better, Your move."

Chiana and Rygel are sitting in the hotel's lobby playing some game...

[Chiana] "No, I mean something feels a bit...off. I don't know what, but it's something."

[Rygel] "The only thing that's 'off' here is a certain ex-peacekeeper's hormones. Frelling body breeders!"

Crichton walks in...

[Rygel] That's why Pilot left us on this planet in the first place. I swear that they should lock away all pregnant females until the birthing process is complete, that way we don't have to deal with their 'problems' and can be prevented from killing anyone because of them."

[John] "I heard that Buckwheat, and if you don't watch it I might tell Aeryn that little...philosophy of yours."

[Rygel] "If you do and she comes after me I'll make sure you never have any more offspring."

[John] "Ooooo, I'm so scared."

[Chiana] "Hey, I know! Why don't you go tell Aeryn, while I make sure Froggy here doesn't try and run for it."

[Rygel] "You wouldn't dare."

[John] "Maybe later Pip, but that is a good idea."

[Chiana] "How much later?"

[Rygel] -glares- "If I may interrupt, what the frell are you doing done here anyway? Shouldn't you be with that breeding trelk of yours."

Chiana hits Rygel...

-Smack-

[Rygel] "Ow!"

[Chiana] "Can we please go tell Aeryn now, I'm bored and watching Rygel get what he deserves will sure be entertaining."

[John] "Not right now. And if you're so bored then you can help me find 1812."

[Chiana] "He's missing again?"

[John] "Yeah, and I can't find him anywhere."

[Rygel] "Probably hiding from Aeryn."

[John] "I assume that means you haven't seen him."

[Rygel] "Yes, now go bother someone else, and take her with you."

1812 and Blue enter the lobby...

"Well here's some of them."

**Yeah, but where'd Jool go?**

"Where the frell did she go?!? She was right behind us, wasn't she?"

**Yeah**

Chiana spots them...

[Chiana] "Hey, there he is!"

[John] "1812! Where've you been?"

He notices Blue...

[John] "And where the frell did you come from?"

**A very long story**

"And you can't understand us anyway."

Jool enters the building...

[Jool] "Little DRDs. Where'd you go! I did see them come in here."

**Here's Jool now**

[Chiana] "Princess?"

Jool notices them...

[Jool] "Chiana! Crichton! Rygel! Thank god I found you!"

She runs over to them...

[Jool] "We have to get off this planet! Now! Before they come after us!"

[John] "Whoa! Hold on just a microt! How'd you get here, why do we have to leave, and who the frell is after us!"

[Jool] "I was captured by bounty hunters and they brought me here and these two DRDs rescued me, and I don't know where they are now, but they came here because they wanted to catch you, so they're probably still around, and if we don't leave now they'll get all of us!"

[Chiana] "I knew something wasn't right about this planet!"

[Rygel] "If there's bounty hunters here, then I suggest that we leave now."

[John] "Hold on! How do we know you're the real Jool."

[Jool] "What? Of course I'm me! Why wouldn't-" -Stomp-

Chiana steps on Jool's foot...

[Jool] -Scream-

The others put their hands over their ears and the metal pieces from to game Rygel and Chiana was playing melt...

[Jool] "What the frell was that for!

[Chiana] "Sure sounds like Jool."

[Rygel] "You two are wasting time, we need to get off this planet!"

[Chiana] "How are we supposed to do that? Moya and Pilot aren't supposed to be back here for another several days."

[Jool] "Well you gotta do something!"

[John] "Calm down, one of us'll just havta go call Pilot from the transport pod."

[D'Argo over Comms] "John, where are you?."

[John] "I'm in the Lobby, and we have a visitor."

[D'Argo] "Bounty hunters?!?"

[John] "Um no, not the bounty hunters. How'd you find out about them?"

[D'Argo] "Pilot just commed me, he said that there's bounty hunters on the planet and that he's waiting for our return...How's you find out?"

[Jool] "Does that mean Moya's here?"

[D'Argo] "Was that...Jool?"

[John] "Yeah, she's the one who told us."

[D'Argo] "How'd she get here?"

[Rygel] "Does it really matter you stupid Luxan! We need to get the frell off this planet now! And since Moya's already here, we shouldn't be wasting any time."

[John] "Sparky's right. We need to get moving ASAP."

[D'Argo] "Right. Who else is there with you?"

[John] "Just Chiana, Rygel, and Jool."

[D'Argo] "Where's Aeryn?"

[John] "She's in our room, she wasn't feeling too well."

[Jool] "Aeryn's here?"

[Chiana] "Yeah, and wait till you see her."

[Jool] "Why?"

[Chiana] "I'm not going to spoil the surprise."

[D'Argo] "Well tell Rygel and Chiana to get ready to leave and get Aeryn then head for the transport pod. I'll go find Noranti and Stark and have them do the same."

[John] "Alight D, we'll meet you guys at the pod then."

[D'Argo] "Be careful."

[John] "Careful's my middle name."

[Rygel] -Snort-

Comms end...

[John] "Well you heard D'Argo, let's move it!"

"Blue, get to the transport pod and tell the others to get ready to leave. We're going home."

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Later back on Moya, Jool enters Pilot's chamber...

[Jool] "Hello Pilot, it's good to see you again."

[Pilot] "Moya and I are happy to see you as well Joolushko. Your presence has been missed."

[Jool] "It has been along time since I left hasn't it?"

[Pilot] "Yes, much has happened."

[Jool] "I've noticed...I can't believe Aeryn's pregnant and that she and Crichton are getting married. How ever did those two get back together anyway?"

[Pilot] "That is a very...long...story."

[Jool] "Well I'd like to hear what's happened since Arnnesk."

[Pilot] "It will take some time."

[Jool] "Please Pilot."

[Pilot] "Well, alright. I guess I should start off shortly after Moya and I left Arnnesk..."

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Elsewhere on Moya some of the DRDs are chatting about their vacation...

[Kip] "It's so good to be back on Moya. No more bounty hunters, no more sneaking around, no more gun fire..."

[Cam] "Well for now anyway."

[Sparks] "Well I enjoyed our vacation. Especially after those bounty hunters showed up, it sure would've been boring otherwise."

[Blitz] "You're just happy you gotta shoot stuff."

[Sparks] "No.........Ok, maybe."

[Kip] "Well I for one never plan to go on vacation again. I've had enough near death experiences to last me several lifetimes."

[Sparks] "Hey whatever. But I'll sure go on another one, right Blitz."

[Blitz] "Not if your tendency to run into things too fast gets me shot."

[Sparks] "Hey you didn't get shot this time did you?...No."

Blue enters...

[Cam] "Hey Blue."

**Hey guys**

[Kip] "Did you get into trouble? I heard Crichton and the others found out you where there."

**Not really. Crichton's only a bit upset that 1812 never told him about the bounty hunters**

[Sparks] "He'd of freaked out and done something rash. All of them would've, and then one of them would've been hurt or killed. That's why 1812 was right in that it was better that we'd deal with'em."

[Blitz] "Speaking of 1812, where is he?"

**I think Crichton is giving him a lecture about how next time 'he should inform the crew about any and all dangerous situations' or something like that**

[Sparks] "That's organics for ya. They like to deal with everything themselves until they become too lazy or fed up with trying, then they turn to machines to fix the problem. But when a machine deals with the problem first they get all pissed off about it. I think we deserve more respect you know."

[Blitz] "I think this vacation gave Sparks an even bigger ego."

[Sparks] "Hey I'm just saying what ya'll are thinkin'."

[Cam] "Sparks, shut up."

~DRDs are needed to clean up a spill in the galley~

**Come on guys, the vacation's over and we have to get back to work**

The DRDs start heading for the galley...

[Cam] "Who wants to bet Rygel's behind the spill?"

[Sparks] "If it is, there's no reason why he can't clean it up himself. It might do him some good, plus he needs the exercise."

[Blitz] "Don't start again."

[Kip to self] " Ah...There's no place like home."

THE END

That's it, it's all over. For now anyway. Don't forget to review. And keep an eye out for future DRD fics, they are sure to have another adventure sometime. And there is still the unanswered question about what has happened to Jool.