Konichi'wa Minna-san! Sorry I got grounded for a couple weeks and if my next chappie is late yeah im grounded for the F I got in English! I never get F's! Grrr o well like I care. I'm gonna be in so much trouble. Argh! Well I don't own Inuyasha but I do own my own characters. Domon Arigato! Ja Ne!

:::.In the apartment.:::

Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, and Sango are standing outside the two bedrooms.

"I ain't sleeping with Miroku!" Inuyasha suddenly whined crossing his arms.

"I ain't sleeping with Sango she snores!" Kagome mimicked Inuyasha's movements.

"Well what are we gonna do? Our beds haven't arrived. Stupid UPS." Sango mumbled the last part.

"Well my dear Sango." Miroku smiled perverted "you may sleep in my room with me and Kagome and Inuyasha can share a bed."

"No." Sango said bluntly.

"Well I wouldn't mind sharing a bed with Inuyasha as long as he's not a perv like Miroku-sama." Kagome shot a glare at Inuyasha.

"Well do as you pleases but I'll sleep on the couch." Sango grabbed her pillow and a blanket out of a box next to her, through it over her shoulder, and walked to the couch.

"Oh yeah you might want to rethink that!" Miroku shouted. The next moment there was an ear-shattering scream.

"Do you ever clean?!?!?!?!" Sango was standing next to the couch.

There was mold, chips, and soda stains on the cushions.

"Oh. . .My. . . God." Kagome looked in horror at the couch.

"You are so lucky we're living with you. We'll order some new furniture tomorrow." Sango said walking into Miroku's room.

"Well good night you all!" Miroku said cheerfully. A pillow came flying out from his bedroom and hit him square in the head.

A distinct "BULLS EYE!!" from the bedroom was herd.

"Good night!" Sango said in a singsong voice.

"Is she always this aggressive?" Inuyasha asked as he and Kagome walked into his room.

"Oh yeah." Kagome said with the smallest of smiles.

Inuyasha walked into the bathroom and out again with only his boxers on. (Passes out buckets "don't be drooling on your keyboards girls")

Kagome stood stunted and blushed beat red till he said something.

"What?" (Oh how original)

"No.nothing." Kagome buried her face in her hands and walked into the bathroom.

::.An hour later.::

Kagome walks out of the bathroom running her fingers through her hair.

"Inu?" Kagome walks up, bends over right in his face, and stares. (Nosy ain't she?)

"Hmmm. . .Kikyo." Inuyasha murmurs in his sleep.

::.Kagome's POV.::

"I think my heart just broke." I sniffled and whipped tears away.

"Hold up isn't Kikyo the landlady?"

"What a prev."

::.My POV.::

". . .die no one likes you." Inuyasha finished his sentence pulling Kagome from her thoughts.

*"Yay!"* Kagome thinks.

"Kagome is mine Koga." Inuyasha still sleeping grabs Kag around the waist. He rolls over pulling Kagome with him.

"OMIGOD OMIGOD OMIGOD!" Kagome was searching frantically around the room to escape.

" Oh god if he wakes up he'll be so pissed! Then he'll blame it on me." Kagome started to wriggle out of his grasp but before she was successful he pulled her back down and laced his legs around hers.

"Just great now what?" Kagome lifted herself on one elbow, thinking.

"Kagome?" Inuyasha asked almost under a whisper.

"Eep!" Kagome turned her head around to come face to face (literally) with a pair of Amber eyes.

"Err. . .hey?" Kagome asked skeptically.

"Hey." Inuyasha smiled.

"So?" Kagome was getting tired of the awkward silence.

"So what?" Inuyasha asked still in a whisper and still smiling.

"Don't you feel unconformable?" Kagome asked.

"No." Inuyasha squeezed her tighter.

"Oh. . ." Kagome looked off another way. Inuyasha's grip loosened considerably.

"Sorry I didn't mean to put you in that position." A hint of sadness was herd in his voice. He looked at her than rolled over.

"No don't be sorry." Kagome, with all the courage she had, scooted up against his back and draped her arm around his midsection.

He rolled back over and looked at her as if afraid he'll never get another chance to see her again.

"Please don't be sorry." Tears started to roll down her cheeks making little lines down her dry skin.

Inuyasha whipped the tears away and laid a small kiss on her cheek.

Kagome's face turned red but smiled. Inuyasha smiled also.

"Nice dress." Inuyasha was fingering the material.

"Oh shut up." Kagome smacked his hand away.

"Ow." Inuyasha pulled his hand out from under the covers and shook it.

"Oh please I didn't hit you that hard." Kagome took his hand in hers.

"Come on I just wanna know what kind of material it is." Inuyasha smiled and tried to pull the covers up.

"First of all it isn't a dress it's one of your shirts." Kagome laughed as he put a fake appalled look on.

"I do declare." Inuyasha said in a woman like voice and put a hand on his chest.

"Stop you look like a fag!" Kagome laughed.

"Fag?!" Inuyasha looked taken aback.

"You know like a faggot?" Kagome asked.

"I know what a fag is! I'm not a fag, fag!" Inuyasha exclaimed.

"I'm not a fag!" Kagome was pissed.

"Sure like I'd believe a girl I just met?" Inuyasha was pulling on strings now.

"Here see look I'll show you I'm not a fag." Kagome leaned up and pressed her lips hard against his.

Inuyasha smiled against her lips.

Kagome pulled away looking satisfied. "See told ya."

"Yeah ya showed me alright."

Kagome just beamed.

The small bicker was interrupted buy a very loud smacking noise.

"Err, , ,?" Kagome and Inuyasha mimicked.

"DON'T YOU EVER TOUCH ME THERE AGAIN YOU STINKIN' HENTAI!" This as we know was Sango.

Miroku came crawling into Inuyasha's room.

"Uhh can I sleep with you tonight?" He asked earnestly.

"No." Kagome said bluntly and stretched across the bed. "Ain't enough room."

"That wasn't very nice lady Kagome." Miroku picked himself off the floor.

"So? Go sleep on your moldy couch." Kagome turned her back to him.

"Sorry Miroku buddy but you ain't groping any of us tonight." Inuyasha pulled Kagome nearer she intern stuck her tongue out at Miroku.

"You wanna' keep that in your mouth?" Miroku asked threateningly.

Kagome pulled her tongue back in and settled for glaring at him.

"Nighty-night!" Inuyasha got up and pushed Miroku out than slammed the door.

"Ow." Was herd outside the door.

Miroku walked over to his comfy, fluffy, moldy, putrefied couch. He spread a sheet over it and laid down visibly shuddering.

NEXT MORNING..will have to wait till next time.

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