Title: The Yami and Bakura Cooking Show!
Summary: While Yugi and Ryou are in school, the yamis decide to host a cooking show!
AN: Thank you everyone who updated! I promise I'll actually finish this fic! And heres..HOW TO MAKE RAZZLEBERRY TRIFLE!
oh yeah...I don't known anything but the show! And The dog food I used..
Chapter 2 The Yamis Make Razzleberry Trifle
Yami: HELLO AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER EDITION OF THE YAMI AND BAKURA COOKING SHOW! WITH YOUR HOST ME! THE-:gets knocked down by Bakura:HEY!! I WAS TALKING HERE!!!
Bakura:WHAT HE MEANT TO SAY WAS WITH YOUR HOST THE SEXY TOMB ROBBER AND :mumbles: Pharaoh...
Yami: Is this payback time for not making your name first?
Bakura: looks innocent: Why would I ever do that? :has a little halo around his head:
Yami:right...
Bakura: Anyway...today we will make Razzleberry Trifle!
Yami:takes out the cookbook "1000 Recipes For The Nameless Pharaoh and Tomb Robber" looks up razzleberry Trifle: um...Bakura?
Bakura: thinking of who to send to the shadow realm: yes?
Yami: whispers: They don't have how to make Razzleberry Trifle!
Bakura:screams: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! :looks nervous: um..we'll be back after a commerical break!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Commerical~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
:You can hear dogs barking as Joey in his dog costume appears:
Joey: in a chirpy voice: Max's Dog Food is best to give to your dogs!
Joey:mumbles as he walks off set: I should get a raise..
:Puppys and dogs start eating the dog food:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End of Commerical~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yami: Welcome Back to the Yami and Bakura cooking Show!
Bakura: As we said before...today we will make Razzleberry Trifle!
Yami:reads from a new cookbook: ok we need 2 1/2 cups of sliced fresh strawberries....um..what is this Strawberry?
Bakura: um..um..maybe..its a berry warped in straw?
Yami: Maybe...go get some berries from Yugi's garden...
Bakura:ggggrrrr WHAT AM I YOUR SLAVE?!?!??!?!?!
Yami:looks scary: YES NOW GO GET SOME BERRIES MY SLAVE!!!!!
Bakura: eek!! YES MASTER!!! :runs to find some berries:
Yami:hehehehehe :reads: Ok we now need... 1 cup of fresh or frozen (thawed) raspberries? WHAT IS IT WITH THESE DAMN BERRIES!!!! Rasp-berries....maybe its..um..a berry thats...been scraped. YEA THATS IT!!! :gets a grater ready:
Bakura:comes back with a bagful of berries: Here you go....:mumbles: stupid Pharaoh..
Yami:good get the other ingredients while I scrape the berries for the rasp-berries... and get the straws for the strawberries...
Bakura:gggrrrr ok we need 2 tablespoons of sugar :gets the sugar and two HUGE spoons:
Yami: OK the Rasp-berries are scraped and the strawberries are "strawed"
Bakura: OK we need...1 package of regular or instant vanilla pudding mix...:looks in cabinet: HEY I FOUND PUDDING!! :puts pudding on table:
Yami: ok good...now we need 3 cups of skim milk...WHAT IS IT WITH MILK BEING FAT!?!?!?!? :takes out milk and skinny cups:
Bakura: uuhhh Yami?
Yami:angry: NOT NOW MY SLAVE!!!!
Bakura: eek! ok now we need 10 slices of loaf cake? What the hell is loaf cake?
Yami: I think its a regular cake
Bakura: oh ok! :runs to outside and sees a man carrying a wedding cake: hehehehe:attacks the man and steals the cake: MUHAHHAHAH!!!:runs away:
Man: HEY MY CAKE!!!! :cries:
Bakura:brings wedding cake and sets it on the table:
Yami: good job...ok we need..1/4 cup of raspberry jam... WHAT IS IT WITH THE RASP-BERRIES!!!
Bakura: hey can't we just use regular Jelly?
Yami: oh...yeah...:takes out jelly: ok we are ready to make the Razzleberry Trifle!! :reads instructions: First, combine the strawberries, raspberries, and sugar in a medium-sized bowl, and stir to mix well. Set the mixture aside for 20 minutes to let the juices develop....ew how can juice develop...:puts the "straw"berries, "rasp" berries and the sugar in a bowl and hands it to Bakura: mix my slave!!!
Bakura:mutters something about the stupid Pharaoh and mixes them together and sets it down after a while:
Yami: Ok now we spread one side of each cake slice with a thin layer of the jam.:mumbles: Jelly...Arrange half of the slices over the bottom of a 3-quart trifle bowl or other decorative glass bowl. Top first with half of the fruit and then with half of the pudding...:starts to cut the wedding cake:
Bakura: It says here we can put whipped cream on it..Hey do you have a whip and some cream?
Yami:still cutting: The whip is in Yugi's room hanging by the door and there's cream in the Fridge..
Bakura:runs to Yugi's room and gets whip then runs downstairs to the fridge and gets the cream: Hehehehe :attemping to whip the cream: DIE YOU STUPID CREAM!!! GIMME EVERYTHING FOR I AM THE GREATEST THEIF EVER!!!!!! :looks at the cream: OK the cream is whipped...
Yami:good hand me the jam and that cup over there..
Bakura:stupid Pharaoh telling me what to do...:hands him the jam and cup:
Yami: puts the jam on the cake and then stuffs it in the cup, then takes the pudding and fruit and stuffs it in the cup: There the Trifle is ready!
Bakura: Not quite..:adds the strawberries and raspberry mix from before: NOW ITS READY!!!
Door: opens and closes:
Yami and Bakura: uh oh..
Yugi: AAAARRRGGGG!!!! MY KITCHEN MY BEAUTIFUL KITCHEN!!!!!
Yami: QUICK DO SOMETHING BAKURA!!!
Bakura: um...um..:sees the wedding cake and throws a piece at Yugi: TAKE THAT!!!
Yugi:blinks and wipes face: runs to the cake and throws it at Bakura: MUAHHAAH!!!
Ryou:walks in: hey Yugi you forgot your :gets hit by a piece of cake: books....
Yami, Yugi, Bakura, and Ryou:having a food fight:
Yami: NEXT WEEK WE ARE MAKING BROWNIES!!!!
Ryou:throws a piece of cake at Yami:
Yami:ducks:
Piece of cake: hits the camera:
Summary: While Yugi and Ryou are in school, the yamis decide to host a cooking show!
AN: Thank you everyone who updated! I promise I'll actually finish this fic! And heres..HOW TO MAKE RAZZLEBERRY TRIFLE!
oh yeah...I don't known anything but the show! And The dog food I used..
Chapter 2 The Yamis Make Razzleberry Trifle
Yami: HELLO AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER EDITION OF THE YAMI AND BAKURA COOKING SHOW! WITH YOUR HOST ME! THE-:gets knocked down by Bakura:HEY!! I WAS TALKING HERE!!!
Bakura:WHAT HE MEANT TO SAY WAS WITH YOUR HOST THE SEXY TOMB ROBBER AND :mumbles: Pharaoh...
Yami: Is this payback time for not making your name first?
Bakura: looks innocent: Why would I ever do that? :has a little halo around his head:
Yami:right...
Bakura: Anyway...today we will make Razzleberry Trifle!
Yami:takes out the cookbook "1000 Recipes For The Nameless Pharaoh and Tomb Robber" looks up razzleberry Trifle: um...Bakura?
Bakura: thinking of who to send to the shadow realm: yes?
Yami: whispers: They don't have how to make Razzleberry Trifle!
Bakura:screams: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! :looks nervous: um..we'll be back after a commerical break!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Commerical~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
:You can hear dogs barking as Joey in his dog costume appears:
Joey: in a chirpy voice: Max's Dog Food is best to give to your dogs!
Joey:mumbles as he walks off set: I should get a raise..
:Puppys and dogs start eating the dog food:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~End of Commerical~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yami: Welcome Back to the Yami and Bakura cooking Show!
Bakura: As we said before...today we will make Razzleberry Trifle!
Yami:reads from a new cookbook: ok we need 2 1/2 cups of sliced fresh strawberries....um..what is this Strawberry?
Bakura: um..um..maybe..its a berry warped in straw?
Yami: Maybe...go get some berries from Yugi's garden...
Bakura:ggggrrrr WHAT AM I YOUR SLAVE?!?!??!?!?!
Yami:looks scary: YES NOW GO GET SOME BERRIES MY SLAVE!!!!!
Bakura: eek!! YES MASTER!!! :runs to find some berries:
Yami:hehehehehe :reads: Ok we now need... 1 cup of fresh or frozen (thawed) raspberries? WHAT IS IT WITH THESE DAMN BERRIES!!!! Rasp-berries....maybe its..um..a berry thats...been scraped. YEA THATS IT!!! :gets a grater ready:
Bakura:comes back with a bagful of berries: Here you go....:mumbles: stupid Pharaoh..
Yami:good get the other ingredients while I scrape the berries for the rasp-berries... and get the straws for the strawberries...
Bakura:gggrrrr ok we need 2 tablespoons of sugar :gets the sugar and two HUGE spoons:
Yami: OK the Rasp-berries are scraped and the strawberries are "strawed"
Bakura: OK we need...1 package of regular or instant vanilla pudding mix...:looks in cabinet: HEY I FOUND PUDDING!! :puts pudding on table:
Yami: ok good...now we need 3 cups of skim milk...WHAT IS IT WITH MILK BEING FAT!?!?!?!? :takes out milk and skinny cups:
Bakura: uuhhh Yami?
Yami:angry: NOT NOW MY SLAVE!!!!
Bakura: eek! ok now we need 10 slices of loaf cake? What the hell is loaf cake?
Yami: I think its a regular cake
Bakura: oh ok! :runs to outside and sees a man carrying a wedding cake: hehehehe:attacks the man and steals the cake: MUHAHHAHAH!!!:runs away:
Man: HEY MY CAKE!!!! :cries:
Bakura:brings wedding cake and sets it on the table:
Yami: good job...ok we need..1/4 cup of raspberry jam... WHAT IS IT WITH THE RASP-BERRIES!!!
Bakura: hey can't we just use regular Jelly?
Yami: oh...yeah...:takes out jelly: ok we are ready to make the Razzleberry Trifle!! :reads instructions: First, combine the strawberries, raspberries, and sugar in a medium-sized bowl, and stir to mix well. Set the mixture aside for 20 minutes to let the juices develop....ew how can juice develop...:puts the "straw"berries, "rasp" berries and the sugar in a bowl and hands it to Bakura: mix my slave!!!
Bakura:mutters something about the stupid Pharaoh and mixes them together and sets it down after a while:
Yami: Ok now we spread one side of each cake slice with a thin layer of the jam.:mumbles: Jelly...Arrange half of the slices over the bottom of a 3-quart trifle bowl or other decorative glass bowl. Top first with half of the fruit and then with half of the pudding...:starts to cut the wedding cake:
Bakura: It says here we can put whipped cream on it..Hey do you have a whip and some cream?
Yami:still cutting: The whip is in Yugi's room hanging by the door and there's cream in the Fridge..
Bakura:runs to Yugi's room and gets whip then runs downstairs to the fridge and gets the cream: Hehehehe :attemping to whip the cream: DIE YOU STUPID CREAM!!! GIMME EVERYTHING FOR I AM THE GREATEST THEIF EVER!!!!!! :looks at the cream: OK the cream is whipped...
Yami:good hand me the jam and that cup over there..
Bakura:stupid Pharaoh telling me what to do...:hands him the jam and cup:
Yami: puts the jam on the cake and then stuffs it in the cup, then takes the pudding and fruit and stuffs it in the cup: There the Trifle is ready!
Bakura: Not quite..:adds the strawberries and raspberry mix from before: NOW ITS READY!!!
Door: opens and closes:
Yami and Bakura: uh oh..
Yugi: AAAARRRGGGG!!!! MY KITCHEN MY BEAUTIFUL KITCHEN!!!!!
Yami: QUICK DO SOMETHING BAKURA!!!
Bakura: um...um..:sees the wedding cake and throws a piece at Yugi: TAKE THAT!!!
Yugi:blinks and wipes face: runs to the cake and throws it at Bakura: MUAHHAAH!!!
Ryou:walks in: hey Yugi you forgot your :gets hit by a piece of cake: books....
Yami, Yugi, Bakura, and Ryou:having a food fight:
Yami: NEXT WEEK WE ARE MAKING BROWNIES!!!!
Ryou:throws a piece of cake at Yami:
Yami:ducks:
Piece of cake: hits the camera: