A/N Hey everyone! This is my next Fushigi Yuugi fic. It's a crossover of
Whose Line is it Anyway? I decided to make this, because I didn't find any
whose line fics in the Fushigi Yuugi section, except hoedowns. Oh, yeah can
some of you help me with the music, like hoedowns, Irish drinking song, and
other stuff? If you do than I will give you a chance to be in this fic and
give you credit. But the parts of you guys being in this fic is kind of
small. This my first Whose line fic, so don't blame me if it's bad. Not,
that some this isn't exactly my original work. I do not own anything. On
with the fic!
(Camera closes in on Drew Carey.)
Drew Carey: Good evening everyone and welcome to Whose line is it anyway? Tonight's cast is "Don't call me Obake-chan!" Tamahome! "Rekka Shinen!" Tasuki! "I am so beautiful." Hotohori! And "No da!" Chichiri. And I'm your host Drew Carey.Come on down and let's have some fun!
Audience: *cheers*
Drew Carey: Welcome to the show where the point don't matter. That's right the points don't matter just like Tamahome's love for Miaka.
Tamahome: Hey!
Drew: What's going to happen tonight is our performers are going to be coming up here and totally make things up based on suggestions form the audience and ourselves. And I'll be rewarding points, depending on how good they do. At the end of the game the winner gets to do something special with me.
Audience: *cheers and hoots*
The Four Seishis: *looks nervous*
Drew Carey: Okay, let's start with a game called "Let's make a date". Hotohori you are on a dating show and you have to pick between the other three, who are given strange identity or characteristics. At the end you have to guess who they are. Whenever you're ready.
(Tamahome looks at his card and then chuckles, Tasuki frowns at his card, and Chichiri kind of laughs at his.)
Hotohori: *high girlish voice* Bachelor number 1?
Tamahome: [Kouji talking to himself] Knock, knock. Who's there? Why it's the lovable blue haired bandit on the dating show. Oh, why do come in. Thank you!
Hotohori: What's your idea of a perfect date?
Tamahome: I don't know what do you think, sir? Well, mine would be going on raids and drinking sake! Oh, sounds like fun! Hell yeah it's fun especially picking up the chicks.
Hotohori: *looks at him weird* Okay, Bachelor number two?
Tasuki: [Woman on PMS, whose jealous at every girl who has a boyfriend] What?
Hotohori: I love when guys give me gifts, what would you give me?
Tasuki: *angrily* I don't know! Guys don't give me gifts! You didn't have to rub it in my face you know! *cries* I'm so lonely! I'm sorry I didn't mean to yell at you. I just-*breaks down and cries* (a/n This kind of reminds me of myself. O_o;)
Hotohori: Ooookay, Bachelor Number three?
Chichiri: [Rapid Japanese Tourist] Hai!
Hotohori: I love to travel, do you?
Chichiri: Oh, Fuji-Yama! *pretends to take pictures all over the place* Sugoi, no da! *speaks random Japanese*
Hotohori: *sweatdrops* Um, Bachelor number 1? What do you like about girls?
Tamahome: I mostly like girls, because of their sexy body. But no one can resist your body! I know girls can't come near me without fainting. *giggles* Oh, you got that right great bandit leader.
Hotohori: *laughs* Bachelor number three. What do you think is more important, inner beauty or outer beauty?
Tasuki: *angrily* All they ever care about is how you look! You only get guys, because you dress like a royal tramp! *smacks Hotohori across the face*
Hotohori: O_O
Tasuki: *cries* I'M SO SORRY!!!
Chichiri: Oh, Drew Carey-san! *takes 'pictures' of Drew*
Audience: *laughs*
Drew: *BUZZ* Okay, Hotohori can you guess who they are?
Hotohori: Tamahome is Kouji talking to himself.
Tamahome: *beams*
Drew: *BUZZ* Correct!
Hotohori: Tasuki is a hormone crazed woman who can't get a man.
Drew: *BUZZ* Yes!
Tasuki: *mutters something about killing a show host*
Hotohori: And Chichiri is a Japanese tourist.
Chchiri: *also beams*
Drew: *BUZZ* Right!
Audience: *cheers*
(The four go back to their seats.)
Drew: A thousand points to all of you, except Tasuki who gets a hundred.
Tasuki: Hey! You cheap bastard!
Chichiri: Relax, Tasuki, no da. The points don't matter.
Drew: Next is a game called "Scenes from a hat". This all for all four of you. Before the show we asked the audience to write stuff down on these pieces of paper. I will pull slips from my famous out and whatever is on it you guys have to act it out.
(Tasuki and Tamahome are on the left and Chichiri and Hotohori is on the right.)
Drew: Let's start with "Ways to make Tamahome angry."
Audience: *laughs*
(Tasuki and Tamahome both go in the center.)
Tasuki: *points at Tamahome* HAHAHA!!! Obake-chan!
Tamahome: *twitch* DIE!!! *lunges at him and they start to brawl*
Drew: *sigh* I was afraid this would happen. SECURITY!!!
(Nuriko comes out and breaks the two up, using his super human strength.)
Drew: Thanks Nuriko.
Nuriko: No problem! *leaves*
Drew: "Things you shouldn't say or do to Suzaku"
Tamahome: *steps up* Oh, a giant chicken! *pretends to stab Suzaku and drag his dead body* This will surely feed Miaka!
*BUZZ*
Audience: *laughs*
Hotohori: *steps up* So you're Suzaku? I'm way more beautiful than you.
*BUZZ*
Drew: *laughs* "Nakago's daily schedule"
Chichiri: *writes down something* 9:00 Have breakfast. 9:30 Torture victims. 10:30 Manipulate Yui and seishis. 12:00 Screw with Soi...
*BUZZ*
Drew: "Least checked out library books"
Tasuki: Hm? "How to make money" by Tamahome.
*BUZZ*
Chichiri: Oh. "Nakago's autobiography"
*BUZZ*
Audience: *laughs*
Drew: "Things that would cause a Whose Line is it anyway spin off."
(Tamahome and Hotohori both stepped up.)
Tamahome: *grabs Hotohori and proceeds to 'make out' with him*
Audience: *cheers and applause*
*BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ*
Drew: Ten thousand points to Chichiri and Tasuki. A hundred thousand points to Tamahome and Hotohori for that...amusing display you did. I'm gonna have to wash my eyes out after seeing that.
(Tamahome pours himself a glass of water and swishes the water in his mouth, then spits it back in the cup. Hotohori gurgles the water in his mouth and swallows it.)
Drew: Next is a game called "Props". You guys will be divided into two groups. Tasuki and Tamahome! *tosses them two round foam spheres with red balls on one end* Chichiri and Hotohori! *tosses them two yellow pom-pom thingys* Let's start with Tamahome and Tasuki.
Tasuki: *holds both props on his head* Tamahome...
Tamahome: Miaka...
Tasuki: Tamahome...
*BUZZ*
Chichiri: *hands him the pom-poms* So how did that routine go again, cheerleading captain?
*BUZZ*
(Tasuki hold both props on the side of Tamahome's head.)
Tamahome: *poses* I'm Sailor Moon! The champion of justice!
Audience: *laughs*
*BUZZ*
Hotohori: *puts pom-poms under his armpits* Do you like French women?
*BUZZ*
Tasuki: *puts prop on face*
Tamahome: Man, that is one huge zit.
*BUZZ*
Chichiri: *puts one of the props on head* Maybe I shouldn't have grown this afro, no da.
*BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ*
Drew: We'll be back after this commercial, so don't go anywhere!
Audience: *cheers*
A/N Okay, not that great I know. I'm trying as hard as I can. What more do you want with me?! *ahem* Please R&R and also give me a few suggestions on what to do in this fic, okay?
(Camera closes in on Drew Carey.)
Drew Carey: Good evening everyone and welcome to Whose line is it anyway? Tonight's cast is "Don't call me Obake-chan!" Tamahome! "Rekka Shinen!" Tasuki! "I am so beautiful." Hotohori! And "No da!" Chichiri. And I'm your host Drew Carey.Come on down and let's have some fun!
Audience: *cheers*
Drew Carey: Welcome to the show where the point don't matter. That's right the points don't matter just like Tamahome's love for Miaka.
Tamahome: Hey!
Drew: What's going to happen tonight is our performers are going to be coming up here and totally make things up based on suggestions form the audience and ourselves. And I'll be rewarding points, depending on how good they do. At the end of the game the winner gets to do something special with me.
Audience: *cheers and hoots*
The Four Seishis: *looks nervous*
Drew Carey: Okay, let's start with a game called "Let's make a date". Hotohori you are on a dating show and you have to pick between the other three, who are given strange identity or characteristics. At the end you have to guess who they are. Whenever you're ready.
(Tamahome looks at his card and then chuckles, Tasuki frowns at his card, and Chichiri kind of laughs at his.)
Hotohori: *high girlish voice* Bachelor number 1?
Tamahome: [Kouji talking to himself] Knock, knock. Who's there? Why it's the lovable blue haired bandit on the dating show. Oh, why do come in. Thank you!
Hotohori: What's your idea of a perfect date?
Tamahome: I don't know what do you think, sir? Well, mine would be going on raids and drinking sake! Oh, sounds like fun! Hell yeah it's fun especially picking up the chicks.
Hotohori: *looks at him weird* Okay, Bachelor number two?
Tasuki: [Woman on PMS, whose jealous at every girl who has a boyfriend] What?
Hotohori: I love when guys give me gifts, what would you give me?
Tasuki: *angrily* I don't know! Guys don't give me gifts! You didn't have to rub it in my face you know! *cries* I'm so lonely! I'm sorry I didn't mean to yell at you. I just-*breaks down and cries* (a/n This kind of reminds me of myself. O_o;)
Hotohori: Ooookay, Bachelor Number three?
Chichiri: [Rapid Japanese Tourist] Hai!
Hotohori: I love to travel, do you?
Chichiri: Oh, Fuji-Yama! *pretends to take pictures all over the place* Sugoi, no da! *speaks random Japanese*
Hotohori: *sweatdrops* Um, Bachelor number 1? What do you like about girls?
Tamahome: I mostly like girls, because of their sexy body. But no one can resist your body! I know girls can't come near me without fainting. *giggles* Oh, you got that right great bandit leader.
Hotohori: *laughs* Bachelor number three. What do you think is more important, inner beauty or outer beauty?
Tasuki: *angrily* All they ever care about is how you look! You only get guys, because you dress like a royal tramp! *smacks Hotohori across the face*
Hotohori: O_O
Tasuki: *cries* I'M SO SORRY!!!
Chichiri: Oh, Drew Carey-san! *takes 'pictures' of Drew*
Audience: *laughs*
Drew: *BUZZ* Okay, Hotohori can you guess who they are?
Hotohori: Tamahome is Kouji talking to himself.
Tamahome: *beams*
Drew: *BUZZ* Correct!
Hotohori: Tasuki is a hormone crazed woman who can't get a man.
Drew: *BUZZ* Yes!
Tasuki: *mutters something about killing a show host*
Hotohori: And Chichiri is a Japanese tourist.
Chchiri: *also beams*
Drew: *BUZZ* Right!
Audience: *cheers*
(The four go back to their seats.)
Drew: A thousand points to all of you, except Tasuki who gets a hundred.
Tasuki: Hey! You cheap bastard!
Chichiri: Relax, Tasuki, no da. The points don't matter.
Drew: Next is a game called "Scenes from a hat". This all for all four of you. Before the show we asked the audience to write stuff down on these pieces of paper. I will pull slips from my famous out and whatever is on it you guys have to act it out.
(Tasuki and Tamahome are on the left and Chichiri and Hotohori is on the right.)
Drew: Let's start with "Ways to make Tamahome angry."
Audience: *laughs*
(Tasuki and Tamahome both go in the center.)
Tasuki: *points at Tamahome* HAHAHA!!! Obake-chan!
Tamahome: *twitch* DIE!!! *lunges at him and they start to brawl*
Drew: *sigh* I was afraid this would happen. SECURITY!!!
(Nuriko comes out and breaks the two up, using his super human strength.)
Drew: Thanks Nuriko.
Nuriko: No problem! *leaves*
Drew: "Things you shouldn't say or do to Suzaku"
Tamahome: *steps up* Oh, a giant chicken! *pretends to stab Suzaku and drag his dead body* This will surely feed Miaka!
*BUZZ*
Audience: *laughs*
Hotohori: *steps up* So you're Suzaku? I'm way more beautiful than you.
*BUZZ*
Drew: *laughs* "Nakago's daily schedule"
Chichiri: *writes down something* 9:00 Have breakfast. 9:30 Torture victims. 10:30 Manipulate Yui and seishis. 12:00 Screw with Soi...
*BUZZ*
Drew: "Least checked out library books"
Tasuki: Hm? "How to make money" by Tamahome.
*BUZZ*
Chichiri: Oh. "Nakago's autobiography"
*BUZZ*
Audience: *laughs*
Drew: "Things that would cause a Whose Line is it anyway spin off."
(Tamahome and Hotohori both stepped up.)
Tamahome: *grabs Hotohori and proceeds to 'make out' with him*
Audience: *cheers and applause*
*BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ*
Drew: Ten thousand points to Chichiri and Tasuki. A hundred thousand points to Tamahome and Hotohori for that...amusing display you did. I'm gonna have to wash my eyes out after seeing that.
(Tamahome pours himself a glass of water and swishes the water in his mouth, then spits it back in the cup. Hotohori gurgles the water in his mouth and swallows it.)
Drew: Next is a game called "Props". You guys will be divided into two groups. Tasuki and Tamahome! *tosses them two round foam spheres with red balls on one end* Chichiri and Hotohori! *tosses them two yellow pom-pom thingys* Let's start with Tamahome and Tasuki.
Tasuki: *holds both props on his head* Tamahome...
Tamahome: Miaka...
Tasuki: Tamahome...
*BUZZ*
Chichiri: *hands him the pom-poms* So how did that routine go again, cheerleading captain?
*BUZZ*
(Tasuki hold both props on the side of Tamahome's head.)
Tamahome: *poses* I'm Sailor Moon! The champion of justice!
Audience: *laughs*
*BUZZ*
Hotohori: *puts pom-poms under his armpits* Do you like French women?
*BUZZ*
Tasuki: *puts prop on face*
Tamahome: Man, that is one huge zit.
*BUZZ*
Chichiri: *puts one of the props on head* Maybe I shouldn't have grown this afro, no da.
*BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ*
Drew: We'll be back after this commercial, so don't go anywhere!
Audience: *cheers*
A/N Okay, not that great I know. I'm trying as hard as I can. What more do you want with me?! *ahem* Please R&R and also give me a few suggestions on what to do in this fic, okay?