A/N Hi, everyone this is a new chapter. On the next chapter I'm gonna do
"Irish drinking song," "Unlikely Super heroes" and the one where you sing
a song for a person from the audience. I'm going to need help on "Irish
drinking song" and the last one I mentioned, and you can pick what the
seishis's super hero name is going to be and a crisis. The topic for the
Irish drinking song is "A trip to the whore house" Thank you Kouryou for
that idea! Please e-mail me if you have ideas and I will give you credit
for it. For the one last on singing a song for an audience member it has to
be in the style of THTC. Pick any topic you want! I do not own anything!
(Camera closes in on Drew)
Drew: Hello and welcome back to the show where the points don't matter. Next will be a game called "Weird Newscasters" This is for all four of you. Chichiri is going to be the anchorman of a local news program and Tasuki, Tamahome, and Hotohori are the co-presenters and each of them has an odd character. Tasuki, is your co-anchor, who is a ditzy valley girl cheerleader.
Tasuki: Hey, why do I always play the woman?!
Drew: Because it's fun. Hotohori you are the weatherman, who is fighting the urge of being a stripper.
Hotohori: O_o;;;;;
Tamahome: *laughs* Don't feel bad Hotohori.
Drew: And Tamahome you are the sports guy, who is a stock market trader, watching his life savings disappear.
Tamahome: WHAT?
Drew: Relax it's not real. Though that be pretty funny if that really happened.
Tamahome: *glares daggers at Drew*
Drew: Whenever you hear the music, begin.
(Weird news music.)
Chichiri: Hello and welcome to the 6:00 news. I'm Jim Boxers and with the national news here's Yura Idiot. Yura?
Tasuki: [Is a ditzy valley girl cheerleader] *scowls then face turns into a clueless look* Um, I don't like get what you're like saying. I so don't have like time for this. I like gotta go to the like cheerleading practice and I will be like totally late if I don't like make it, like okay?
Chichiri: *sweatdrops* Um, right. This just in, Michael Jackson's nose has suddenly caved in after his 50th surgery.
Audience: *laughs*
Chichiri: Now let's move on to the weather with Tom Sixpack. Tom?
Hotohori: [Is fighting the urge of being a stripper] Well, Jim it's going to be pretty hot in this climate. *points to invisible screen**looks at audience seductively* Really hot actually. In fact it's pretty hot in here. *wipes forehead and makes motions of unbuttoning his shirt* But it's really hot down in this climate. *bends down slowly*
Audience: *hollers and hoots*
Chichiri: Okay, this just in. I'm not wearing any boxers.
Chichiri fan girls: *swoons and faints*
(Hotohori goes up to the audience and does a little dance for the ladies as they stuff dollars in his pants. a/n LMAO!)
Tasuki: *stands up* Like ready? Like okay! *does cheerleading dance* That's all right! That's okay! You're gonna pump our gas someday! Because we're the best! And we beat the rest! Like for sure! *does a flip and lands in a split with his arms up in the air*
Audience: *cheers and applause*
Chichiri: Now we're moving on to sports with Bob Broke. Bob?
Tamahome: [Stock market trader, who watches as he life savings disappear] Well, as you the Lakers have made a great game. Just like my savings. Now if I look at my new pager I'll see as it goes-*stops suddenly* Hm? That's weird my savings are going down. OH DEAR GOD NO!!!
Hotohori: *pretends to take off his clothes and starts dancing*
Tamahome: *sobs* Oh, no! What am I going to do? How will I be able to feed the kids? *cries*
Chichiri: Well that's it for the 6:00 news. Tune in for the 10:00 news. Thank you and goodbye.
*BUZZ*
Drew: Okay a hundred points each. Next is a game called "Whose Line" Can you believe that? We actually have a game called "Whose Line". This for Tamahome and Chichiri. And before each show, we have the audience write stuff down. We have them supply some random lines. Take them out of the envelope and put them in your pockets. And the scene is Chichiri and Tamahome are in a war and Tamahome is dying in Chichiri's arms. And off you go.
(Chichiri is holding Tamahome in his arms, as Tamahome makes coughing sounds.)
Tamahome: *cough* *cough* *hack* Pardon me.
Chichiri: *disgusted* It's okay, no da.
Tamahome: Chichiri, I'm not going to make it.
Chichiri: No, you can't go, no da!
Tamahome: Heh, I was expecting this sooner or later. I remember when I use to train with my master. He would always say *takes out slip* "Cheese is good, eat more of it."
Audience: *laughs*
Chichiri: If only we had some cheese right now, no da. You know it's like I always say *takes out slip* "I want chicken. I want liver. Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver."
(Hotohori and Tasuki are laughing hard in the background.)
Tamahome: But the enemy will be coming to our territory. When you see them yell out this to the soldiers *takes out slip* "The Nyan-Nyans are coming! The Nyan-Nyans are coming!"
Audience: *laughs hard*
Chichiri: *shakes head* Who knew that a bunch of Nyan-Nyans were so blood thirsty.
Tamahome: *cough* Chichiri send this message to my wife. *takes out slip* "I'm sorry I couldn't give you any hot lovin' tonight."
Audience: *cheers and hoots*
Tamahome: Goodbye my friend. *dies*
Chichiri: *drops him* Oh, no! He is dead! Now I will say his words of wisdom in honor of his death, no da. *takes out slip* "I am woman, hear me roar!"
Audience: *cheers wildly*
*BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ*
Drew: That was great. A thousand points each. Now we will move on to a game called "Helping Hands". This is for Chichiri, Tamahome, and Tasuki. The scene is that Tamahome is a football players, and Chichiri his coach is giving him advice on how to have a healthy diet. You can see the food on the table. Now Chichiri is not allowed to use his hands, Tasuki will do that for him. Now start.
(Chichiri wraps his arms behind himself and Tasuki left his arms to stick out.)
Tamahome: *wearing a jersey and football helmet* So coach can you tell me how to eat right.
Chichiri: *wearing cap and jacket* Well son, a good way to stay healthy is eating healthy foods! Like this banana! *Tasuki picks up banana* Bananas are good for potassium.
Tasuki: *peels banana and stuffs it in Chichiri's mouth*
Chichiri: *chewing while talking* Yes, bananas are good for you, but this banana is not quite ripe yet. *spits chewed up bananas in Tasuki's hand*
Audience: EEEEEEEWWWW!!!!
Tasuki: Ew, Chichiri that was gross! *dumps it in a bowl and wipes hands on Chichiri's jacket*
Tamahome: Really, coach? Well, what about this? *points to orange*
Chichiri: An orange! *Tasuki feels his way for oranges and picks one up* Oranges are very good for vitamin C. And if you got three whole oranges you can work out your arms by juggling them.
Tasuki: *picks up two more oranges*
Chichiri: Let's see if I could still do this! Watch! *sings a circus song* Ya da da da da da da da da da...
Tasuki: *juggles oranges perfectly*
Audience: *cheers and applause*
Chichiri: And another thing that's good about oranges. Instead of a mouth guard you can use an orange peel!
(Tasuki puts an orange peel in the front part of Chichiri's mouth..)
Chichiri: *muffled* You see. *spits it in Tasuki's hands, who throws it away*
Tamahome: Well, what else is good?
Chichiri: Hm, let me think. *Tasuki rubs Chichiri's chin*
Tamahome: How about this apple? *holds up apple*
Chichiri: Yes, that's good too! *bites into apple* An apple a day keeps the doctor away! *spits chewed up apple in Tasuki's hand*
Tasuki: Stop doing that! *dumps it in bowl and wipes hands*
(In the back, Hotohori is trying not to laugh, but fails.)
Chichiri: Want some? *offers bitten apple*
Tamahome: *looks sick* No thanks.
Chichiri: And milk! Milk has calcium, which gives you strong bones!
(Tasuki feels for the milk and finds it. He pours a glass, and spills some while doing so.)
Chichiri: Would you like some?
Tamahome: Uh, no.
Chichiri: OKAY! *Tasuki's hands shot up and milk got all over Chichiri's face* Ah, good old milk!
*BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ*
Drew: *laughs* We'll be back with Whose line is it anyway, so don't go away!
A/N Okay please help me with the songs like in the author's note above! R&R!
(Camera closes in on Drew)
Drew: Hello and welcome back to the show where the points don't matter. Next will be a game called "Weird Newscasters" This is for all four of you. Chichiri is going to be the anchorman of a local news program and Tasuki, Tamahome, and Hotohori are the co-presenters and each of them has an odd character. Tasuki, is your co-anchor, who is a ditzy valley girl cheerleader.
Tasuki: Hey, why do I always play the woman?!
Drew: Because it's fun. Hotohori you are the weatherman, who is fighting the urge of being a stripper.
Hotohori: O_o;;;;;
Tamahome: *laughs* Don't feel bad Hotohori.
Drew: And Tamahome you are the sports guy, who is a stock market trader, watching his life savings disappear.
Tamahome: WHAT?
Drew: Relax it's not real. Though that be pretty funny if that really happened.
Tamahome: *glares daggers at Drew*
Drew: Whenever you hear the music, begin.
(Weird news music.)
Chichiri: Hello and welcome to the 6:00 news. I'm Jim Boxers and with the national news here's Yura Idiot. Yura?
Tasuki: [Is a ditzy valley girl cheerleader] *scowls then face turns into a clueless look* Um, I don't like get what you're like saying. I so don't have like time for this. I like gotta go to the like cheerleading practice and I will be like totally late if I don't like make it, like okay?
Chichiri: *sweatdrops* Um, right. This just in, Michael Jackson's nose has suddenly caved in after his 50th surgery.
Audience: *laughs*
Chichiri: Now let's move on to the weather with Tom Sixpack. Tom?
Hotohori: [Is fighting the urge of being a stripper] Well, Jim it's going to be pretty hot in this climate. *points to invisible screen**looks at audience seductively* Really hot actually. In fact it's pretty hot in here. *wipes forehead and makes motions of unbuttoning his shirt* But it's really hot down in this climate. *bends down slowly*
Audience: *hollers and hoots*
Chichiri: Okay, this just in. I'm not wearing any boxers.
Chichiri fan girls: *swoons and faints*
(Hotohori goes up to the audience and does a little dance for the ladies as they stuff dollars in his pants. a/n LMAO!)
Tasuki: *stands up* Like ready? Like okay! *does cheerleading dance* That's all right! That's okay! You're gonna pump our gas someday! Because we're the best! And we beat the rest! Like for sure! *does a flip and lands in a split with his arms up in the air*
Audience: *cheers and applause*
Chichiri: Now we're moving on to sports with Bob Broke. Bob?
Tamahome: [Stock market trader, who watches as he life savings disappear] Well, as you the Lakers have made a great game. Just like my savings. Now if I look at my new pager I'll see as it goes-*stops suddenly* Hm? That's weird my savings are going down. OH DEAR GOD NO!!!
Hotohori: *pretends to take off his clothes and starts dancing*
Tamahome: *sobs* Oh, no! What am I going to do? How will I be able to feed the kids? *cries*
Chichiri: Well that's it for the 6:00 news. Tune in for the 10:00 news. Thank you and goodbye.
*BUZZ*
Drew: Okay a hundred points each. Next is a game called "Whose Line" Can you believe that? We actually have a game called "Whose Line". This for Tamahome and Chichiri. And before each show, we have the audience write stuff down. We have them supply some random lines. Take them out of the envelope and put them in your pockets. And the scene is Chichiri and Tamahome are in a war and Tamahome is dying in Chichiri's arms. And off you go.
(Chichiri is holding Tamahome in his arms, as Tamahome makes coughing sounds.)
Tamahome: *cough* *cough* *hack* Pardon me.
Chichiri: *disgusted* It's okay, no da.
Tamahome: Chichiri, I'm not going to make it.
Chichiri: No, you can't go, no da!
Tamahome: Heh, I was expecting this sooner or later. I remember when I use to train with my master. He would always say *takes out slip* "Cheese is good, eat more of it."
Audience: *laughs*
Chichiri: If only we had some cheese right now, no da. You know it's like I always say *takes out slip* "I want chicken. I want liver. Meow Mix, Meow Mix, please deliver."
(Hotohori and Tasuki are laughing hard in the background.)
Tamahome: But the enemy will be coming to our territory. When you see them yell out this to the soldiers *takes out slip* "The Nyan-Nyans are coming! The Nyan-Nyans are coming!"
Audience: *laughs hard*
Chichiri: *shakes head* Who knew that a bunch of Nyan-Nyans were so blood thirsty.
Tamahome: *cough* Chichiri send this message to my wife. *takes out slip* "I'm sorry I couldn't give you any hot lovin' tonight."
Audience: *cheers and hoots*
Tamahome: Goodbye my friend. *dies*
Chichiri: *drops him* Oh, no! He is dead! Now I will say his words of wisdom in honor of his death, no da. *takes out slip* "I am woman, hear me roar!"
Audience: *cheers wildly*
*BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ*
Drew: That was great. A thousand points each. Now we will move on to a game called "Helping Hands". This is for Chichiri, Tamahome, and Tasuki. The scene is that Tamahome is a football players, and Chichiri his coach is giving him advice on how to have a healthy diet. You can see the food on the table. Now Chichiri is not allowed to use his hands, Tasuki will do that for him. Now start.
(Chichiri wraps his arms behind himself and Tasuki left his arms to stick out.)
Tamahome: *wearing a jersey and football helmet* So coach can you tell me how to eat right.
Chichiri: *wearing cap and jacket* Well son, a good way to stay healthy is eating healthy foods! Like this banana! *Tasuki picks up banana* Bananas are good for potassium.
Tasuki: *peels banana and stuffs it in Chichiri's mouth*
Chichiri: *chewing while talking* Yes, bananas are good for you, but this banana is not quite ripe yet. *spits chewed up bananas in Tasuki's hand*
Audience: EEEEEEEWWWW!!!!
Tasuki: Ew, Chichiri that was gross! *dumps it in a bowl and wipes hands on Chichiri's jacket*
Tamahome: Really, coach? Well, what about this? *points to orange*
Chichiri: An orange! *Tasuki feels his way for oranges and picks one up* Oranges are very good for vitamin C. And if you got three whole oranges you can work out your arms by juggling them.
Tasuki: *picks up two more oranges*
Chichiri: Let's see if I could still do this! Watch! *sings a circus song* Ya da da da da da da da da da...
Tasuki: *juggles oranges perfectly*
Audience: *cheers and applause*
Chichiri: And another thing that's good about oranges. Instead of a mouth guard you can use an orange peel!
(Tasuki puts an orange peel in the front part of Chichiri's mouth..)
Chichiri: *muffled* You see. *spits it in Tasuki's hands, who throws it away*
Tamahome: Well, what else is good?
Chichiri: Hm, let me think. *Tasuki rubs Chichiri's chin*
Tamahome: How about this apple? *holds up apple*
Chichiri: Yes, that's good too! *bites into apple* An apple a day keeps the doctor away! *spits chewed up apple in Tasuki's hand*
Tasuki: Stop doing that! *dumps it in bowl and wipes hands*
(In the back, Hotohori is trying not to laugh, but fails.)
Chichiri: Want some? *offers bitten apple*
Tamahome: *looks sick* No thanks.
Chichiri: And milk! Milk has calcium, which gives you strong bones!
(Tasuki feels for the milk and finds it. He pours a glass, and spills some while doing so.)
Chichiri: Would you like some?
Tamahome: Uh, no.
Chichiri: OKAY! *Tasuki's hands shot up and milk got all over Chichiri's face* Ah, good old milk!
*BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ*
Drew: *laughs* We'll be back with Whose line is it anyway, so don't go away!
A/N Okay please help me with the songs like in the author's note above! R&R!