A/N Help me with the songs please! I like to give credit to the people who
helped me out. I do not own anything, so on with fic!
(Camera closes up on Drew Carey.)
Drew: Hello and welcome back to 'Whose line is it anyway' the show where the points don't matter. That's right they don't matter, just like swimming lessons are to Tasuki.
Tasuki: DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH?!
Drew: Anyway, next we'll play a game called 'Superheroes' this for all four of you. You're going to act out a scene, as unlikely superheroes. Tasuki, you're going to start. And then Tamahome, Hotohori, and Chichiri are going to come in and they're each going to name each other with different superhero names as they come in. And what I need from the audience is a suggestion for Tasuki's superhero name.
(Audience yells suggestions)
Water Sprite: Pyro Boy!
Drew: *scratches head* I don't see the difference from what he is now, but okay. Okay, now we need a crisis.
DragonGoddess: The world's supply of sake has mysteriously disappeared!
Tasuki: *falls on knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO...*it keeps going*
Tamahome: Man, that's gotta be the longest 'No' anyone has every yelled out.
Chichiri: *whacks Tasuki*
Tasuki: *stops*
Drew: Okay, begin.
Tasuki: *pretends to light stuff on fire* La la la la la! I love fire! La la la la la! *looks at crisis screen* Great blazing fires of hell! The world's supply of sake has disappeared! I got to get it back! Do you know how flammable the stuff is? *light's crisis screen on fire*
Tamahome: Sorry I'm late! Nobodies drunk today.
Tasuki: Thank the flames of Hades you're here Random Man!
Tamahome: *scratches head thinking on what to do* I want a cookie! *runs around bumping into stuff then pretends he's flying*
Hotohori: Sorry for keeping you guys waiting. Have you notice how many people are driving safely today?
Tamahome: knaht dog er'uoy ereh, ekaM pu dna kaerB pu dik!
Hotohori: *raises eyebrow*
Tasuki: *pretends to light the chairs on fire* He said, 'Thank god you're here, Make up and Break up kid!' (a/n Yes, I stole this from Whose line. I couldn't think of anything.)
Hotohori: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! I'm sorry. *hugs Tamahome* Get off me! *shoves him off* Give me a hug. *hugs him again*
Chichiri: I came here as fast I could! Everyone is sober today. That mean drunk wasn't so mean and drunk at all!
Hotohori: Who the hell are you?! Oh, glad you're here Imaginary friend boy.
Chichiri: *pretends to talk to someone* Yes, I know Mr. Smoogle, all the sake is gone. Yes, we are going to get it back.
Tamahome: Pink monkeys! *punches himself*
Chichiri: Yes, I know Mr. Bon-bon I think Tamahome is hot too.
Audience: *laughs*
Chichiri: Hey, Pyro Boy! Mr. No Da said why don't we just give away the supply of sake in your closet.
Tasuki: But I need to use it to light fires!
Chichiri: Mr. Yam said to do it or we'll kick your ass and get the fire hose.
Tasuki: DONE!!!
Tamahome: Sayonara, I must do more Random stuff! *pretends to have a rocket strapped to his back and blast off*
Hotohori: So long you losers! Goodbye friends. *walks away*
Chichiri: We got to go. Let's go everyone. *drags imaginary friends away*
Tasuki: Great I'm all alone. Oh well. *pretends to light match and set whole building on fire*
*BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ*
Drew: Great, a thousand points to all of you. Next is a game called "Quick Change". This is for all four of you. In this scene Hotohori is the owner of a Hotel for tourist. Tasuki and Tamahome are entertainers for the hotel. Hotohori doesn't like their act so much and tries to get them to liven up more. Now Chichiri is going to be standing aside and whenever he says "Change" you guys have to do a different action or say something else. Ready and go.
Tasuki: Helloooooo...All you tourist out there!
Tamahome: We're here to sing a song just for you guys! Are you ready Tasuki?
Tasuki: You bet I am!
Tamahome: *sings* Tasuki, can you handle this?
Tasuki: Tamahome, can you handle this?
Tasuki and Tamahome: I don't think you can handle this, because my body is too bootylicious for you baby!
Chichiri: Change, no da.
Tasuki and Tamahome: It's getting hot in here so take off all your clothes!
Chichiri: Change, no da.
Tasuki: I'm not a girl!
Tamahome: Not yet a woman!
Hotohori: *comes in* Excuse me?
Tasuki: All I need is time!
Tamahome: A moment that is mine!
Hotohori: *louder* Excuse me?
Tasuki and Tamahome: When I'm in between!
Hotohori: EXCUSE ME!!!
Tasuki: *looks at him* What?
Hotohori: I'm the owner of this Hotel and I just want to say that you're performance was not so bad.
Chichiri: Change, no da.
Hotohori: Your performance needs work.
Chichiri: Change, no da.
Hotohori: It sucks.
Tasuki: Hey, what do you mean it sucks? For your damn information the tourist mostly come here to see us.
Hotohori: But we aren't getting enough and maybe you guys should try to make your singing a little better.
Chichiri: Change, no da
Hotohori: Get some lessons, because you're terrible singers.
Tamahome: *gasp* How dare you! *slaps Hotohori*
Chichiri: Change, no da.
Tamahome: *gasp* How dare you! *kicks Hotohori*
Chichiri: Change, no da.
Tamahome: *punches Hotohori*
Chichiri: *snickers* Change, no da.
Tamahome: *kicks him in the groin*
Hotohori: O_O *crumples to the ground hold his crotch* That was uncalled for.
Tamahome: *whispers* Sorry, I was aiming for your guts, if it makes you happy.
Tasuki: Come on Tamahome, we don't need this. So long Hotohori! *walks away*
Chichiri: Change, no da.
Tasuki: *comes back* F*ck off. *walks away*
Audience: *laughs*
*BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ*
Drew: We'll be back so don't go anywhere!
A/N Please help me with the songs!
(Camera closes up on Drew Carey.)
Drew: Hello and welcome back to 'Whose line is it anyway' the show where the points don't matter. That's right they don't matter, just like swimming lessons are to Tasuki.
Tasuki: DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH?!
Drew: Anyway, next we'll play a game called 'Superheroes' this for all four of you. You're going to act out a scene, as unlikely superheroes. Tasuki, you're going to start. And then Tamahome, Hotohori, and Chichiri are going to come in and they're each going to name each other with different superhero names as they come in. And what I need from the audience is a suggestion for Tasuki's superhero name.
(Audience yells suggestions)
Water Sprite: Pyro Boy!
Drew: *scratches head* I don't see the difference from what he is now, but okay. Okay, now we need a crisis.
DragonGoddess: The world's supply of sake has mysteriously disappeared!
Tasuki: *falls on knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO...*it keeps going*
Tamahome: Man, that's gotta be the longest 'No' anyone has every yelled out.
Chichiri: *whacks Tasuki*
Tasuki: *stops*
Drew: Okay, begin.
Tasuki: *pretends to light stuff on fire* La la la la la! I love fire! La la la la la! *looks at crisis screen* Great blazing fires of hell! The world's supply of sake has disappeared! I got to get it back! Do you know how flammable the stuff is? *light's crisis screen on fire*
Tamahome: Sorry I'm late! Nobodies drunk today.
Tasuki: Thank the flames of Hades you're here Random Man!
Tamahome: *scratches head thinking on what to do* I want a cookie! *runs around bumping into stuff then pretends he's flying*
Hotohori: Sorry for keeping you guys waiting. Have you notice how many people are driving safely today?
Tamahome: knaht dog er'uoy ereh, ekaM pu dna kaerB pu dik!
Hotohori: *raises eyebrow*
Tasuki: *pretends to light the chairs on fire* He said, 'Thank god you're here, Make up and Break up kid!' (a/n Yes, I stole this from Whose line. I couldn't think of anything.)
Hotohori: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! I'm sorry. *hugs Tamahome* Get off me! *shoves him off* Give me a hug. *hugs him again*
Chichiri: I came here as fast I could! Everyone is sober today. That mean drunk wasn't so mean and drunk at all!
Hotohori: Who the hell are you?! Oh, glad you're here Imaginary friend boy.
Chichiri: *pretends to talk to someone* Yes, I know Mr. Smoogle, all the sake is gone. Yes, we are going to get it back.
Tamahome: Pink monkeys! *punches himself*
Chichiri: Yes, I know Mr. Bon-bon I think Tamahome is hot too.
Audience: *laughs*
Chichiri: Hey, Pyro Boy! Mr. No Da said why don't we just give away the supply of sake in your closet.
Tasuki: But I need to use it to light fires!
Chichiri: Mr. Yam said to do it or we'll kick your ass and get the fire hose.
Tasuki: DONE!!!
Tamahome: Sayonara, I must do more Random stuff! *pretends to have a rocket strapped to his back and blast off*
Hotohori: So long you losers! Goodbye friends. *walks away*
Chichiri: We got to go. Let's go everyone. *drags imaginary friends away*
Tasuki: Great I'm all alone. Oh well. *pretends to light match and set whole building on fire*
*BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ*
Drew: Great, a thousand points to all of you. Next is a game called "Quick Change". This is for all four of you. In this scene Hotohori is the owner of a Hotel for tourist. Tasuki and Tamahome are entertainers for the hotel. Hotohori doesn't like their act so much and tries to get them to liven up more. Now Chichiri is going to be standing aside and whenever he says "Change" you guys have to do a different action or say something else. Ready and go.
Tasuki: Helloooooo...All you tourist out there!
Tamahome: We're here to sing a song just for you guys! Are you ready Tasuki?
Tasuki: You bet I am!
Tamahome: *sings* Tasuki, can you handle this?
Tasuki: Tamahome, can you handle this?
Tasuki and Tamahome: I don't think you can handle this, because my body is too bootylicious for you baby!
Chichiri: Change, no da.
Tasuki and Tamahome: It's getting hot in here so take off all your clothes!
Chichiri: Change, no da.
Tasuki: I'm not a girl!
Tamahome: Not yet a woman!
Hotohori: *comes in* Excuse me?
Tasuki: All I need is time!
Tamahome: A moment that is mine!
Hotohori: *louder* Excuse me?
Tasuki and Tamahome: When I'm in between!
Hotohori: EXCUSE ME!!!
Tasuki: *looks at him* What?
Hotohori: I'm the owner of this Hotel and I just want to say that you're performance was not so bad.
Chichiri: Change, no da.
Hotohori: Your performance needs work.
Chichiri: Change, no da.
Hotohori: It sucks.
Tasuki: Hey, what do you mean it sucks? For your damn information the tourist mostly come here to see us.
Hotohori: But we aren't getting enough and maybe you guys should try to make your singing a little better.
Chichiri: Change, no da
Hotohori: Get some lessons, because you're terrible singers.
Tamahome: *gasp* How dare you! *slaps Hotohori*
Chichiri: Change, no da.
Tamahome: *gasp* How dare you! *kicks Hotohori*
Chichiri: Change, no da.
Tamahome: *punches Hotohori*
Chichiri: *snickers* Change, no da.
Tamahome: *kicks him in the groin*
Hotohori: O_O *crumples to the ground hold his crotch* That was uncalled for.
Tamahome: *whispers* Sorry, I was aiming for your guts, if it makes you happy.
Tasuki: Come on Tamahome, we don't need this. So long Hotohori! *walks away*
Chichiri: Change, no da.
Tasuki: *comes back* F*ck off. *walks away*
Audience: *laughs*
*BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ*
Drew: We'll be back so don't go anywhere!
A/N Please help me with the songs!