A/N Hi, sorry for the long update. I got a little lazy and I was busy
working on my other fics, so here is the next chapter. Please enjoy this
fic and I would like to give credit to the people who helped me. On with
the fic!
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TnM: Hello and welcome back to 'Whose line is it Anyway? The show where the points don't matter. That's right the points don't matter, just like...I don't know Hotohori's looks maybe? Let's go to a game called 'Questions only' this is for all four of you.
(All four of them walk down)
TnM: Now here is how you play the game, starting out with Tasuki and Chichiri, you guys are going to start out the game. They're only allowed to ask questions, and if they can't, I'm going to buzz them out. The scene is you're in a bar. You can only speak in questions, so go ahead.
Chichiri: *pretends he's mixing a drink, while whistling* So what can I get you, no da?
Tasuki: Is this a bar?
Chichiri: Can't you tell, no da?
Tasuki: Do you have any sake?
Chichiri: Aren't you underage?
Tasuki: No, I'm old enough.
*BUZZ*
Tasuki: Ah, sh*t.
(Tamahome walks down.)
Tamahome: Hey, are you the new bartender?
Chichiri: *points at his chest* Can't you read the nametag, no da?
Tamahome: Are you that one guy who's been imitating himself as a bartender?
Chichiri: Um...no da?
*BUZZ*
Hotohori: *walks down* Is that a stick in your pants?
Tamahome: What do you think it is?
Hotohori: How big is your stick?
Tamahome: Uh...*cracks up and walks back to where he was
*BUZZ*
Tasuki: *steps down* Did you see the guy with a stick in his pants?
Hotohori: Did you see how big his stick was?
Tasuki: Did you *beep* the guy with the stick in his pants?
Hotohori: O_O;;;; *stares at Tasuki and laughs*
*BUZZ* *BUZZ* *BUZZ*
TnM: Sorry guys, but I had to stop you, because this is starting to become a yaoi fest and we have to keep this PG-13. 10 million points to all of you. Now let's go to a game called 'Song Styles' and this is for all four of you and with my friend Sara, Water Sprite, and Cloud Fairy doing the music!
Water Sprite: Thank you for putting us in your fic!
Sara: Hotohori-sama, I love you!
Hotohori: *smiles and sparkles at her* Thank you.
Sara: *swoons*
Cloud Fairy: Hey, don't faint on us Sara.
TnM: Now let's bring our special guest to our show. Please welcome Miaka Yuuki!
Audience: *cheers and applause*
Miaka: *walks in* Hey everyone!
TnM: Okay boys, you are going to sing a song to Miaka in the style of THTC!
Audience: *cheers loudly*
TnM: I know all you girls are going to enjoy this! So let's start now!
Tasuki: We are THTC! We're all fired up!
Chichiri: Hey Tasuki, no time for introductions! We have to sing a song for Miaka, no da!
(Rock music begins to play.)
All four: We are Suzaku seishis and you're the Suzaku no Miko
Protecting you from danger is our job!
Hotohori: Must I sing this song again?
Tasuki: Yeah, we got to sing this for Miaka!
Hotohori: Of course, we have to show how much we appreciate her.
Chichiri: Plus, we have don't want the author mad, no da.
Hotohori: Hmmm, that is right.
Tamahome: Oh! It's time for me to sing!
Tamahome: *singing* When I first met you, I thought you were strange
You were a klutz and a pig
Miaka: *frowns*
Tamahome: But then later on, I started to fall in love with you
Miaka: *smiles*
Hotohori: I was lonely, I had nobody to love
But then you came to Konan
Ever since that day, you showed me what true love is like
Miaka: Aw, that's so sweet.
Hotohori and Chichiri: It was like a dream when you came here
We never wanted to wake up from it
Tamahome and Tasuki: Even though you were somewhat annoying
Miaka: WHAT?!
Tamahome and Tasuki: *tries to cover it up* Uh...But we were still able to love you!
All: We're the Suzaku seishis and you're the Suzaku no Miko!
Tamahome: I will always love you forever!
All: We will protect you from the Seiryuu seishis
Protecting you from danger is our job!
Tasuki: You know I have to admit, you're a better miko
You're much better then that bitch Yui (a/n No offense Yui fans, but I absolutely HATE Yui.)
Without you, I wouldn't have been the person I am
Chichiri: You stayed cheerful, no matter what the crisis
You always think of others and hardly yourself
At first you were childish, but then you became quite a lady
Hotohori and Chichiri: Even though the journeys were really tough
You always stayed strong and you never gave up
Tamahome and Tasuki: We would do anything to protect you
We would gladly die for only you
All: We're the Suzaku seishis and you're the Suzaku no Miko!
Chichiri: We won't ever leave you behind!
All: 'Yes' we will protect you 'No' we won't leave you
Protecting you from danger is our job!
We're the Suzaku seishis and you're the Suzaku no Miko
Protecting you from danger is our job!!!!!!!!!!
(End song)
*BUZZ* BUZZ* *BUZZ*
Audience: *cheers and applause*
TnM: That was wonderful guys! Miaka thank you for coming here!
Miaka: It's not a problem. I'm just glad I have some fans out there. I'll be going now!
(Miaka gives a hug and kiss to her seishis before she leaves.)
TnM: Now wasn't that great? In fact, I'm going to give Miaka 10 zillion points.
Tamahome: What about us?
TnM: You guys get to play another game!
Seishis: *groans*
TnM: I know, isn't it fun ^-^? Let's move on to game called 'Hollywood Director'. This is for Hotohori, Tamahome, and Tasuki. Chichiri you are the director of the scene and the rest of you act out a scene. Chichiri keeps interrupting, having the others act the scene out in styles written on pieces of paper given to him. The scene is Tasuki and Tamahome you are the actors playing two people, who are driving a car and they accidentally crash into each other. Hotohori, you are the cop who comes along to see what the problem was. Now go ahead and begin.
(Tasuki and Tamahome are pretending they're driving a car and backing up. They then crash into each other. Tasuki goes down and crashes into TnM's desk.)
Tasuki: *little kid voice* Ow! You hit me! Why did you do that, you big bully!
Tamahome: Oh, I'm so sorry! I-I didn't see-
Tasuki: You broke my arm! How could you do something like that?!
Tamahome: I-Is there something wrong with your voice?!
Tasuki: When you crashed into me you made it go higher!
(Hotohori comes in pretending to drive a police motorcycle)
Hotohori: *comes to a halt on his motorcycle* What seems to be the problem?
Tamahome: Well, officer I was-
Hotohori: Hold on. *pretends to hit Tasuki with police stick*
Tasuki: *pretends to get hit * Ow! Ow! Ow! *falls over* Why did you do that?! You bully!
Chichiri: *interrupts* No! Cut! Cut! Cut, no da!
(Tamahome, Hotohori, and Tasuki stops what they were doing.)
Chichiri: I think it was William Shakespeare who said, 'You all are crap!' no da!
Tamahome, Hotohori, and Tasuki: *looks sad*
Chichiri: I know, how about we do this scene in slow motion! That's right, in slow motion! Action! *walks away*
(Tasuki and Tamahome does the same thing from before except in slow motion. The two then crashed into each other, and slowly fall down. Tasuki tumbles around in slow motion, to make it look like he was hit hard.)
Tasuki: *in little kid voice* OW! Why did you do that?!
Tamahome: I'm sorry I didn't see you!
Tasuki: *pretends to fire a gun at Tamahome in slow motion*
Tamahome: Oh no!
(Tamahome does a little rip off from the Matrix and dodges the 'bullets'. Hotohori comes in, riding his motorcycle in slow motion.)
Hotohori: *slowly comes to a halt* What seems to be the problem? *takes out police stick and whacks Tasuki*
Tasuki: *slowly pretends he is being hit* Ow! That hurt! *punches Hotohori in slow motion*
Chichiri: *interrupts* NO! CUT! CUT! *points to Tamahome* You're crap! *points at Tasuki* You're crap! *point to Hotohori* You were okay!
Hotohori: *beams*
Chichiri: Let's try something different. I've won an Oscar award before, no da.
Hotohori: *pretends to take out Oscar award* I got one too.
Tasuki: *does the same* So do I!
Tamahome: Me too!
Chichiri: Yes I know, everyone has one, no da! Now, how about we do this scene as Frat Boys! That's perfect, do it as college Frat Boys! Action! *walks off*
(Tasuki and Tamahome ram into each other, get back up, and laugh like drunken idiots.)
Tamahome: *surfer accent* Ow! That hurt dude! *laughs like an idiot*
Tasuki: *laughs* Yeah! Want to do it again?!
Tamahome: Okay!
(They ram into each other again and laugh like idiots.)
Tasuki: HAHAHA! Dude! I think you broke my arm! AHAHAHAHA! COOL!
(Hotohori comes in on his motorcycle, driving like crazy, and laughing stupidly.)
Hotohori: WOO! WHASSUP DUDES! *crashes into a wall*
Tamahome: Dude, you crashed into a wall! *laughs*
Hotohori: *comes back* Yeah, that was far out! Hold on. *whacks Tasuki with stick*
Tasuki: *laughs while he's getting hit* AHAHAHAHA! That's funny!
All three: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Chichiri: NO! CUT! You all are still crap, no da! What we need is passion! Yes, do it passionately! ACTION!
(Tasuki and Tamahome slowly ram into each other, and moaned passionately when they hit.)
TnM: O_O;;;; *presses buzzer repeatedly*
(The four go back to their seats.)
TnM: Okay that was very disturbing. It's time to announce the winner. Tamahome and Tasuki!
Tamahome: *sarcastically* Yay.
Tasuki: Same here.
TnM: Now let's move on to our last game!
Tamahome: Finally!
Tasuki: It's about f**kin' time!
Hotohori: Good, after this game I can check on my looks.
Chichiri: I need to meditate.
TnM: Okay, let's go to everyone's favorite game, HOEDOWN!
Audience: *cheers and applause*
TnM: Now what should our topic be?
(Audience shout out suggestions.)
Reikakku Bandit Girl: How about the guys sing about themselves?
TnM: That's a good idea! Reikakku Bandit Girl, you're our new musician!
Reikakku Bandit Girl: Yay! *sits in piano seat*
TnM: By the way, I'm also going to change Chichiri's part!
Reikakku Bandit Girl: It's okay! It's your fic!
TnM: Good, now let's start!
Reikakku Bandit Girl: *plays hoedown music*
Audience: *claps to music*
Chichiri: *sings* My name is Chichiri and I'm hardly ever down
I'm always seen with a smile, and rarely a frown
I'm a popular person and a wandering monk
I only stay happy, because my past really stunk!
Tamahome: I am Tamahome, and I like to collect money
But I only collect it for my poor family
I love Miaka, with all of my heart
And it was because of my good looks that I got the main hero part!
TnM: *starry eyed * You got that right, Tama-chan. *_*
Hotohori: I'm called Hotohori, I'm very dignified
I'm also very beautiful and never tell a lie
The emperor of Kutou wanted me to die
But I'm on this show, so I got to be alive!
TnM: *cries* Why did Hotohori have to die?! *sniff*
Tasuki: Hi my name is Tasuki, and I like to play with fire
But torturing Tamahome is my true desire
Whenever I see him, I burn him with my fan
And it's really really fun to call him 'Obake-chan'!
All: To call him 'Obake-chan'!!!!!!
Tamahome: WHAT?! *slugs Tasuki*
TnM: That's it for 'Whose line is it anyway?' Join us again when we have Nuriko and Amiboshi on the show!
(Tamahome and Tasuki continue to brawl, and Tamahome accidentally knocks over the camera. The screen goes black.)
The End...until the next chapter. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
A/N Please always review and review my other fics! We'll be back when we have Nuriko and Amiboshi on the show!
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TnM: Hello and welcome back to 'Whose line is it Anyway? The show where the points don't matter. That's right the points don't matter, just like...I don't know Hotohori's looks maybe? Let's go to a game called 'Questions only' this is for all four of you.
(All four of them walk down)
TnM: Now here is how you play the game, starting out with Tasuki and Chichiri, you guys are going to start out the game. They're only allowed to ask questions, and if they can't, I'm going to buzz them out. The scene is you're in a bar. You can only speak in questions, so go ahead.
Chichiri: *pretends he's mixing a drink, while whistling* So what can I get you, no da?
Tasuki: Is this a bar?
Chichiri: Can't you tell, no da?
Tasuki: Do you have any sake?
Chichiri: Aren't you underage?
Tasuki: No, I'm old enough.
*BUZZ*
Tasuki: Ah, sh*t.
(Tamahome walks down.)
Tamahome: Hey, are you the new bartender?
Chichiri: *points at his chest* Can't you read the nametag, no da?
Tamahome: Are you that one guy who's been imitating himself as a bartender?
Chichiri: Um...no da?
*BUZZ*
Hotohori: *walks down* Is that a stick in your pants?
Tamahome: What do you think it is?
Hotohori: How big is your stick?
Tamahome: Uh...*cracks up and walks back to where he was
*BUZZ*
Tasuki: *steps down* Did you see the guy with a stick in his pants?
Hotohori: Did you see how big his stick was?
Tasuki: Did you *beep* the guy with the stick in his pants?
Hotohori: O_O;;;; *stares at Tasuki and laughs*
*BUZZ* *BUZZ* *BUZZ*
TnM: Sorry guys, but I had to stop you, because this is starting to become a yaoi fest and we have to keep this PG-13. 10 million points to all of you. Now let's go to a game called 'Song Styles' and this is for all four of you and with my friend Sara, Water Sprite, and Cloud Fairy doing the music!
Water Sprite: Thank you for putting us in your fic!
Sara: Hotohori-sama, I love you!
Hotohori: *smiles and sparkles at her* Thank you.
Sara: *swoons*
Cloud Fairy: Hey, don't faint on us Sara.
TnM: Now let's bring our special guest to our show. Please welcome Miaka Yuuki!
Audience: *cheers and applause*
Miaka: *walks in* Hey everyone!
TnM: Okay boys, you are going to sing a song to Miaka in the style of THTC!
Audience: *cheers loudly*
TnM: I know all you girls are going to enjoy this! So let's start now!
Tasuki: We are THTC! We're all fired up!
Chichiri: Hey Tasuki, no time for introductions! We have to sing a song for Miaka, no da!
(Rock music begins to play.)
All four: We are Suzaku seishis and you're the Suzaku no Miko
Protecting you from danger is our job!
Hotohori: Must I sing this song again?
Tasuki: Yeah, we got to sing this for Miaka!
Hotohori: Of course, we have to show how much we appreciate her.
Chichiri: Plus, we have don't want the author mad, no da.
Hotohori: Hmmm, that is right.
Tamahome: Oh! It's time for me to sing!
Tamahome: *singing* When I first met you, I thought you were strange
You were a klutz and a pig
Miaka: *frowns*
Tamahome: But then later on, I started to fall in love with you
Miaka: *smiles*
Hotohori: I was lonely, I had nobody to love
But then you came to Konan
Ever since that day, you showed me what true love is like
Miaka: Aw, that's so sweet.
Hotohori and Chichiri: It was like a dream when you came here
We never wanted to wake up from it
Tamahome and Tasuki: Even though you were somewhat annoying
Miaka: WHAT?!
Tamahome and Tasuki: *tries to cover it up* Uh...But we were still able to love you!
All: We're the Suzaku seishis and you're the Suzaku no Miko!
Tamahome: I will always love you forever!
All: We will protect you from the Seiryuu seishis
Protecting you from danger is our job!
Tasuki: You know I have to admit, you're a better miko
You're much better then that bitch Yui (a/n No offense Yui fans, but I absolutely HATE Yui.)
Without you, I wouldn't have been the person I am
Chichiri: You stayed cheerful, no matter what the crisis
You always think of others and hardly yourself
At first you were childish, but then you became quite a lady
Hotohori and Chichiri: Even though the journeys were really tough
You always stayed strong and you never gave up
Tamahome and Tasuki: We would do anything to protect you
We would gladly die for only you
All: We're the Suzaku seishis and you're the Suzaku no Miko!
Chichiri: We won't ever leave you behind!
All: 'Yes' we will protect you 'No' we won't leave you
Protecting you from danger is our job!
We're the Suzaku seishis and you're the Suzaku no Miko
Protecting you from danger is our job!!!!!!!!!!
(End song)
*BUZZ* BUZZ* *BUZZ*
Audience: *cheers and applause*
TnM: That was wonderful guys! Miaka thank you for coming here!
Miaka: It's not a problem. I'm just glad I have some fans out there. I'll be going now!
(Miaka gives a hug and kiss to her seishis before she leaves.)
TnM: Now wasn't that great? In fact, I'm going to give Miaka 10 zillion points.
Tamahome: What about us?
TnM: You guys get to play another game!
Seishis: *groans*
TnM: I know, isn't it fun ^-^? Let's move on to game called 'Hollywood Director'. This is for Hotohori, Tamahome, and Tasuki. Chichiri you are the director of the scene and the rest of you act out a scene. Chichiri keeps interrupting, having the others act the scene out in styles written on pieces of paper given to him. The scene is Tasuki and Tamahome you are the actors playing two people, who are driving a car and they accidentally crash into each other. Hotohori, you are the cop who comes along to see what the problem was. Now go ahead and begin.
(Tasuki and Tamahome are pretending they're driving a car and backing up. They then crash into each other. Tasuki goes down and crashes into TnM's desk.)
Tasuki: *little kid voice* Ow! You hit me! Why did you do that, you big bully!
Tamahome: Oh, I'm so sorry! I-I didn't see-
Tasuki: You broke my arm! How could you do something like that?!
Tamahome: I-Is there something wrong with your voice?!
Tasuki: When you crashed into me you made it go higher!
(Hotohori comes in pretending to drive a police motorcycle)
Hotohori: *comes to a halt on his motorcycle* What seems to be the problem?
Tamahome: Well, officer I was-
Hotohori: Hold on. *pretends to hit Tasuki with police stick*
Tasuki: *pretends to get hit * Ow! Ow! Ow! *falls over* Why did you do that?! You bully!
Chichiri: *interrupts* No! Cut! Cut! Cut, no da!
(Tamahome, Hotohori, and Tasuki stops what they were doing.)
Chichiri: I think it was William Shakespeare who said, 'You all are crap!' no da!
Tamahome, Hotohori, and Tasuki: *looks sad*
Chichiri: I know, how about we do this scene in slow motion! That's right, in slow motion! Action! *walks away*
(Tasuki and Tamahome does the same thing from before except in slow motion. The two then crashed into each other, and slowly fall down. Tasuki tumbles around in slow motion, to make it look like he was hit hard.)
Tasuki: *in little kid voice* OW! Why did you do that?!
Tamahome: I'm sorry I didn't see you!
Tasuki: *pretends to fire a gun at Tamahome in slow motion*
Tamahome: Oh no!
(Tamahome does a little rip off from the Matrix and dodges the 'bullets'. Hotohori comes in, riding his motorcycle in slow motion.)
Hotohori: *slowly comes to a halt* What seems to be the problem? *takes out police stick and whacks Tasuki*
Tasuki: *slowly pretends he is being hit* Ow! That hurt! *punches Hotohori in slow motion*
Chichiri: *interrupts* NO! CUT! CUT! *points to Tamahome* You're crap! *points at Tasuki* You're crap! *point to Hotohori* You were okay!
Hotohori: *beams*
Chichiri: Let's try something different. I've won an Oscar award before, no da.
Hotohori: *pretends to take out Oscar award* I got one too.
Tasuki: *does the same* So do I!
Tamahome: Me too!
Chichiri: Yes I know, everyone has one, no da! Now, how about we do this scene as Frat Boys! That's perfect, do it as college Frat Boys! Action! *walks off*
(Tasuki and Tamahome ram into each other, get back up, and laugh like drunken idiots.)
Tamahome: *surfer accent* Ow! That hurt dude! *laughs like an idiot*
Tasuki: *laughs* Yeah! Want to do it again?!
Tamahome: Okay!
(They ram into each other again and laugh like idiots.)
Tasuki: HAHAHA! Dude! I think you broke my arm! AHAHAHAHA! COOL!
(Hotohori comes in on his motorcycle, driving like crazy, and laughing stupidly.)
Hotohori: WOO! WHASSUP DUDES! *crashes into a wall*
Tamahome: Dude, you crashed into a wall! *laughs*
Hotohori: *comes back* Yeah, that was far out! Hold on. *whacks Tasuki with stick*
Tasuki: *laughs while he's getting hit* AHAHAHAHA! That's funny!
All three: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Chichiri: NO! CUT! You all are still crap, no da! What we need is passion! Yes, do it passionately! ACTION!
(Tasuki and Tamahome slowly ram into each other, and moaned passionately when they hit.)
TnM: O_O;;;; *presses buzzer repeatedly*
(The four go back to their seats.)
TnM: Okay that was very disturbing. It's time to announce the winner. Tamahome and Tasuki!
Tamahome: *sarcastically* Yay.
Tasuki: Same here.
TnM: Now let's move on to our last game!
Tamahome: Finally!
Tasuki: It's about f**kin' time!
Hotohori: Good, after this game I can check on my looks.
Chichiri: I need to meditate.
TnM: Okay, let's go to everyone's favorite game, HOEDOWN!
Audience: *cheers and applause*
TnM: Now what should our topic be?
(Audience shout out suggestions.)
Reikakku Bandit Girl: How about the guys sing about themselves?
TnM: That's a good idea! Reikakku Bandit Girl, you're our new musician!
Reikakku Bandit Girl: Yay! *sits in piano seat*
TnM: By the way, I'm also going to change Chichiri's part!
Reikakku Bandit Girl: It's okay! It's your fic!
TnM: Good, now let's start!
Reikakku Bandit Girl: *plays hoedown music*
Audience: *claps to music*
Chichiri: *sings* My name is Chichiri and I'm hardly ever down
I'm always seen with a smile, and rarely a frown
I'm a popular person and a wandering monk
I only stay happy, because my past really stunk!
Tamahome: I am Tamahome, and I like to collect money
But I only collect it for my poor family
I love Miaka, with all of my heart
And it was because of my good looks that I got the main hero part!
TnM: *starry eyed * You got that right, Tama-chan. *_*
Hotohori: I'm called Hotohori, I'm very dignified
I'm also very beautiful and never tell a lie
The emperor of Kutou wanted me to die
But I'm on this show, so I got to be alive!
TnM: *cries* Why did Hotohori have to die?! *sniff*
Tasuki: Hi my name is Tasuki, and I like to play with fire
But torturing Tamahome is my true desire
Whenever I see him, I burn him with my fan
And it's really really fun to call him 'Obake-chan'!
All: To call him 'Obake-chan'!!!!!!
Tamahome: WHAT?! *slugs Tasuki*
TnM: That's it for 'Whose line is it anyway?' Join us again when we have Nuriko and Amiboshi on the show!
(Tamahome and Tasuki continue to brawl, and Tamahome accidentally knocks over the camera. The screen goes black.)
The End...until the next chapter. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
A/N Please always review and review my other fics! We'll be back when we have Nuriko and Amiboshi on the show!