Christmas with Cloud
This is not offending squaresoft by using squaresoft's idea!
This is a summary of Cloud's Christmas
Cloud's Christmases are always full of fun and joy like the time he burnt the turkey or the Time he got drunk and couldn't keep his eyes away from tifa's boobs! One Christmas I can remember is when Cloud and cid took LSD and thought that Cait-sith was a space hopper oh boy was that bad. They totally ruined Christmas!!! Another time when we went to a puppet show Cloud bit tiny tim's head off! I can think of the time when Cloud got into such a row with Red XIII because Red XIII Gave Cloud an old copy of What's the biggest sword magazine! When Cloud cooked Christmas dinner everything went wrong first he burnt the turkey then when he put it down The kitchen set fire! Then When Yuffie and Vincent tried to put it out Barrett thought Some gas could help!!! that Christmas was a BLAST!!!!!
Red XIII invited them all to Cosmo canyon for Christmas but Sephiroth sent them a Christmas Tree which was a time bomb!!! Even though it only smashed Cosmo Canyon Into a million pieces!!!!! Red XIII's granddad wasn't very happy at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Once they spent Christmas in gold saucer the Christmas tree was good and Christmas Dinner too well until Aeris got kidnapped Dio died, Vincent was ill, all their material Was stolen and Barrett went crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's mainly all the ruined Christmases I can think of. merry Christmas oh and don't Invite Cloud!!!!!!!!!
This is not offending squaresoft by using squaresoft's idea!
This is a summary of Cloud's Christmas
Cloud's Christmases are always full of fun and joy like the time he burnt the turkey or the Time he got drunk and couldn't keep his eyes away from tifa's boobs! One Christmas I can remember is when Cloud and cid took LSD and thought that Cait-sith was a space hopper oh boy was that bad. They totally ruined Christmas!!! Another time when we went to a puppet show Cloud bit tiny tim's head off! I can think of the time when Cloud got into such a row with Red XIII because Red XIII Gave Cloud an old copy of What's the biggest sword magazine! When Cloud cooked Christmas dinner everything went wrong first he burnt the turkey then when he put it down The kitchen set fire! Then When Yuffie and Vincent tried to put it out Barrett thought Some gas could help!!! that Christmas was a BLAST!!!!!
Red XIII invited them all to Cosmo canyon for Christmas but Sephiroth sent them a Christmas Tree which was a time bomb!!! Even though it only smashed Cosmo Canyon Into a million pieces!!!!! Red XIII's granddad wasn't very happy at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Once they spent Christmas in gold saucer the Christmas tree was good and Christmas Dinner too well until Aeris got kidnapped Dio died, Vincent was ill, all their material Was stolen and Barrett went crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's mainly all the ruined Christmases I can think of. merry Christmas oh and don't Invite Cloud!!!!!!!!!