A/N Hello fellow authors! I'm so sorry for not updating sooner. To make it
up, here is the next chapter. Enjoy!
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(The camera focuses on TnM.)
TnM: Good evening everyone and welcome to 'Whose line is it anyway.' Tonight's cast is 'I like to play the flute' Amiboshi! 'The gay cross dresser' Nuriko! 'Why the f*ck am I still here?!' Tasuki! 'Am I ever getting paid for this?' Tamahome! Moreover, I'm your host TnM. Come on down and let's have some fun!
Audience: *cheers and applause*
TnM: Welcome to the show where the points don't matter. That's right, they don't matter just like Nuriko's gender!
Nuriko: Where's Hotohori-sama? You promised he be here!
TnM: ^^; Calm down Nuriko. You'll get Hotohori when the shows over so be patient.
Nuriko: *glares* You better.
TnM: Anyway, let's go to our first game the 'Survival show'. This is four all four of you.
The seishis: *all get up from seat*
TnM: Here's how the game goes. Three people are contestants on a reality- based survival show set in a location suggested by the audience. The fourth is a host that oversees the ceremony where the contestants vote to determine who will be kicked out. Now where should the location be?
Audience: *shout out suggestions*
Audience member: In Tomo's bathroom!
TnM: Okay, that's a good one. Nuriko, Tamahome, and Tasuki will be the contestants. Amiboshi will be the host. The location is in Tomo's bathroom. Now start.
Amiboshi: *deep host like voice* We are down to our last three contestants. Since Tomo was so since he let us use his bathroom for this event. These brave young souls have stayed in this bathroom for 2 months in order to win 50 million dollars.
(Nuriko is pretending to look in a medicine cabinet, and finds Tomo's makeup. He starts to apply it on his face. Tasuki is on the floor looking bored, and Tamahome pretends to sit on a toilet and reading a newspaper.)
Tasuki: My god! I'm gonna go *beep* crazy if I don't get out of here soon! We've been sitting here eating nothing but soap bars, and Tomo's eye shadow!
Tamahome: *walks up to the front of the camera* Geez, Tasuki is such whiner. He's been going on ranting that he's bored, and never gives me a moment of peace. He thinks he so macho too. *imitates Tasuki* I'm Tasuki and I think I'm so cool and blah, blah, blah...
Tasuki: I can hear you, you know!
Tamahome: *ignores him and goes back to where he is*
Tasuki: *walks up close to the camera* That Tamahome is one greedy little bastard. Everyday he would always count his money to see if any of it was missing. Honestly, just because I'm a bandit doesn't mean he can go accusing me of stealing anything! Sometimes he would even kiss this little picture of his girlfriend when nobodies looking! How sick is that? And Tamahome, when you finally get to watch this on TV I just wanna say that you're a *beep* *beep* *beep*! So HA!
Tamahome: *twitch* DIE! *tackles Tasuki and the two start to brawl*
Nuriko: Hey! Hey, calm down you guys. Let's all just sit down and sing a cozy little song of 'Kumbayah'.
Tasuki and Tamahome: Stay out of this gay boy!
Nuriko: I said...*holds up TnM's desk dangerously* Let's sing a song...
Tasuki and Tamahome: O_O; Uh...Kum ba yah, my lord, Kum ba yah...
Nuriko: That's better. *put TnM's desk where it was*
Amiboshi: It is now time for the voting. The three will now vote off on who will be booted out of Tomo's bathroom. So contestants it's time for you to vote on who goes.
Nuriko: *walks up close to camera* I voted for Tasuki, because he makes me so angry...*demon voice* and I want to kill him...*normal voice* Tee-hee. ^_^ *goes back to where he was*
Tasuki: *walks to camera* I voted off Nuriko. Plus, I think he wants to kill me! *goes back*
Audience: *laughs*
Tamahome: I know 50 million dollars is a lot, but I voted for myself. I want to get the heck out of here!
Amiboshi: Now let's see the votes. *looks at 'votes'* We got one vote for Nuriko, one vote for Tasuki, and one for Tamahome. *looks at Tamahome's vote weirdly* Tamahome this is in your handwriting.
Tamahome: *sweating* Uh...
Amiboshi: Anyway, you all lose. Goodbye!
Nuriko: *looks at camera* Oh well, you win some you lose some. I least I got all of Tomo's makeup! *walks off*
Tamahome: *looks at camera* It was fun while it lasted, and it's too bad I didn't win any of that precious money. *mutters* It's all Tasuki's fault. *walks off*
Tasuki: *looks at camera* I'm not so mad at Tama for ruining my chance to win. I still think he's a prick though.
Tamahome: -_-# *throws his chair at Tasuki*
Tasuki: *is hit* Ow! @_@
BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ!
TnM: Okay, I had to stop you before you caused more damage. We'll be back to 'Whose line is it anyway' so don't go anywhere! I will need suggestion on 'World worst', and Film, Theater, and Television Styles! So bring them in!
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(The camera focuses on TnM.)
TnM: Good evening everyone and welcome to 'Whose line is it anyway.' Tonight's cast is 'I like to play the flute' Amiboshi! 'The gay cross dresser' Nuriko! 'Why the f*ck am I still here?!' Tasuki! 'Am I ever getting paid for this?' Tamahome! Moreover, I'm your host TnM. Come on down and let's have some fun!
Audience: *cheers and applause*
TnM: Welcome to the show where the points don't matter. That's right, they don't matter just like Nuriko's gender!
Nuriko: Where's Hotohori-sama? You promised he be here!
TnM: ^^; Calm down Nuriko. You'll get Hotohori when the shows over so be patient.
Nuriko: *glares* You better.
TnM: Anyway, let's go to our first game the 'Survival show'. This is four all four of you.
The seishis: *all get up from seat*
TnM: Here's how the game goes. Three people are contestants on a reality- based survival show set in a location suggested by the audience. The fourth is a host that oversees the ceremony where the contestants vote to determine who will be kicked out. Now where should the location be?
Audience: *shout out suggestions*
Audience member: In Tomo's bathroom!
TnM: Okay, that's a good one. Nuriko, Tamahome, and Tasuki will be the contestants. Amiboshi will be the host. The location is in Tomo's bathroom. Now start.
Amiboshi: *deep host like voice* We are down to our last three contestants. Since Tomo was so since he let us use his bathroom for this event. These brave young souls have stayed in this bathroom for 2 months in order to win 50 million dollars.
(Nuriko is pretending to look in a medicine cabinet, and finds Tomo's makeup. He starts to apply it on his face. Tasuki is on the floor looking bored, and Tamahome pretends to sit on a toilet and reading a newspaper.)
Tasuki: My god! I'm gonna go *beep* crazy if I don't get out of here soon! We've been sitting here eating nothing but soap bars, and Tomo's eye shadow!
Tamahome: *walks up to the front of the camera* Geez, Tasuki is such whiner. He's been going on ranting that he's bored, and never gives me a moment of peace. He thinks he so macho too. *imitates Tasuki* I'm Tasuki and I think I'm so cool and blah, blah, blah...
Tasuki: I can hear you, you know!
Tamahome: *ignores him and goes back to where he is*
Tasuki: *walks up close to the camera* That Tamahome is one greedy little bastard. Everyday he would always count his money to see if any of it was missing. Honestly, just because I'm a bandit doesn't mean he can go accusing me of stealing anything! Sometimes he would even kiss this little picture of his girlfriend when nobodies looking! How sick is that? And Tamahome, when you finally get to watch this on TV I just wanna say that you're a *beep* *beep* *beep*! So HA!
Tamahome: *twitch* DIE! *tackles Tasuki and the two start to brawl*
Nuriko: Hey! Hey, calm down you guys. Let's all just sit down and sing a cozy little song of 'Kumbayah'.
Tasuki and Tamahome: Stay out of this gay boy!
Nuriko: I said...*holds up TnM's desk dangerously* Let's sing a song...
Tasuki and Tamahome: O_O; Uh...Kum ba yah, my lord, Kum ba yah...
Nuriko: That's better. *put TnM's desk where it was*
Amiboshi: It is now time for the voting. The three will now vote off on who will be booted out of Tomo's bathroom. So contestants it's time for you to vote on who goes.
Nuriko: *walks up close to camera* I voted for Tasuki, because he makes me so angry...*demon voice* and I want to kill him...*normal voice* Tee-hee. ^_^ *goes back to where he was*
Tasuki: *walks to camera* I voted off Nuriko. Plus, I think he wants to kill me! *goes back*
Audience: *laughs*
Tamahome: I know 50 million dollars is a lot, but I voted for myself. I want to get the heck out of here!
Amiboshi: Now let's see the votes. *looks at 'votes'* We got one vote for Nuriko, one vote for Tasuki, and one for Tamahome. *looks at Tamahome's vote weirdly* Tamahome this is in your handwriting.
Tamahome: *sweating* Uh...
Amiboshi: Anyway, you all lose. Goodbye!
Nuriko: *looks at camera* Oh well, you win some you lose some. I least I got all of Tomo's makeup! *walks off*
Tamahome: *looks at camera* It was fun while it lasted, and it's too bad I didn't win any of that precious money. *mutters* It's all Tasuki's fault. *walks off*
Tasuki: *looks at camera* I'm not so mad at Tama for ruining my chance to win. I still think he's a prick though.
Tamahome: -_-# *throws his chair at Tasuki*
Tasuki: *is hit* Ow! @_@
BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ!
TnM: Okay, I had to stop you before you caused more damage. We'll be back to 'Whose line is it anyway' so don't go anywhere! I will need suggestion on 'World worst', and Film, Theater, and Television Styles! So bring them in!