Tory and Ali Screw wit Lord of the Rings
Chapter 6: The Fast and Dangerous
I woke up the next morning to hear Théoden yelling at the top of his lungs. Just shut up, I though to myself. Can't a girl get any sleep? I leaded over to see that Tory was awake too.
"What is the matter with him? Why is he screaming?" I asked Tory, now starting to wake up.
"I don't know. Something strange is going on." Right after she said that, the door to our room flung open. Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn were standing in the doorway.
"Wake up. We need to go." Aragorn said to us.
"But why? What is the matter? What's going on?" Tory asked him, looking starry eyed.
"Everyone is going to Helm's Deep, for protection. You must go with them." Gimli told us.
"No. We're staying with you, no matter what." I told the three of them. Then we started getting out of bed so we could get dressed. "Do you mind?" I asked all of them. Well, not all of them (ha-ha). I was really only talking to Aragorn and Gimli (ha-ha).
When we entered the hall, we found everyone packing to leave. In the middle of the hall we could see Eowyn having a sword fight with Aragorn, and talking to him. Tory ran right up to Eowyn, and whispered something in her ear. What it was, I couldn't hear. I found Legolas in the corner of the hall packing up he's swords, and arrows. I decided to go talk to him, since Tory was being a poop and left me.
"I can fight." I told him, as I walked up to him.
"Yeah, I know. But you can't come with us. You must go with the other woman to Helm's Deep for protection."
"What if I don't want to? What if I want to stay with you, and never want to be separated from you? What would you say to that?"
"I don't know. I know you can really fight, I guess you can come with us. Do you remember what we talked about when I gave you bow lessons?"
"Yeah, I practically memorized it." I said to him laughing.
"Well, I will have to ask Gandalf. I think he will say no, but I will make sure he will let you stay with us."
"What about Tory? You will ask for her too?"
"If that's what you want, yes. I will ask for her too."
"Thank you!" I kissed his cheek and walked away to go tell Tory.
~*~
We (Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Tory, and I) all hoped onto our horses. Except for Tory, she needed help from Aragorn. I nearly fell off my horse laughing. You think she got onto the horse so many times; she would get the hang of it. But no, she stills help (ha-ha). We started riding off after the people who were walking. I leaned over to talk to Tory, "Having fun?"
"No. Why would I be having fun? I mean riding horses is even worse than running the mile run ever fall and winter in gym." Tory said, showing sore enthusiasm.
"Sorry I asked. I asked Legolas if he could get us to fight. He said he would ask Gandalf. I hope Gandalf says yes, I really want to fight."
"Sweet! Did you really ask him? You are the best!"
"I know. But what if Gandalf says no, what will happen then?"
"Well, I guess we will have to go with the woman in the caves of Helm's Deep."
I saw that Legolas was off his horse and standing on top of a hill. Then I heard him scream "Wargs!"
Then we started riding toward him, as fast as we could. While I was riding, I reached on my back for my bow and arrow. I could see the wargs running on the hill toward us. God, they need a makeover, or something. They were so ugly! I amid my bow and I saw my arrow flying in the air toward one of the wargs. I t hit it, and it fell to the ground with a loud thump. We started over the hill, and rode toward the wargs. I could feel arrows flying passed my ear. As the next arrow came I thought to myself, thanks for almost killing me.
Once we were close enough to them, I took out my sword and beheaded one of the orcs on the wargs. "Look at my form. Damn I'm good." I said out loud, but not meaning to.
I looked over at Tory to see that she was trying to use her staff, but not getting very far. I saw her almost fall off her horse because she was trying to hit the orc riding strait toward her (ha-ha). Then I heard her saying something, what it was I didn't understand. Then at the moment something green shot out of the staff, and hit the orc. Then the orc laughed, and almost cropped off Tory's head. If it wasn't for Aragorn, who fell off the horse and shot an arrow right at the orc's heart, Tory would have been orc meat.
I turned around and looked in front of me. Then I took out and arrow and shot it at one of the orcs riding directly at me. I swerved out of the way, turned around and killed the warg the flung passed my.
Finally, all of the orcs and wargs were dead. I turned around and looked at Tory. She looked shocked (haha). I rode my horse over to Tory "Where's Aragorn?"
"He fell off the horse, and got attached to one of the wargs. The warg couldn't stop, and it took Aragorn over the cliff." By the time Tory finished her story, Legolas and Gimli had joined in listening.
Gimli look at Tory and said "He'll be fine. Don't worry."
"I know. We must now get to Helm's Deep for more wargs are coming." Tory told us.
Leaving it at that note, we started after the people on foot.
~*~
I could see Helm's Deep in the distance. We were coming near. What fun! Not. We entered Helm's Deep to find my people sitting along the walls. They looked tired and hungry. Legolas came up to me and said "This is where many people go to get protection from danger."
"Like refugees, looking for shelter from danger?"
"Exactly. You go it! I got Gandalf to let you stay with us. Oh, and one other thing, your kiss was great."
From that I started blushing, I could feel it. Then I started riding faster, because I didn't want him to see me blushing.
~*~
Helm's Deep was nothing like I had expected. It was greater. I kept winding up and up, until I got to these huge doors. I hoped off my horse, and walked inside. It was almost like the hall in which Théoden lived. As I closed the doors behind me, I guess I slammed it too hard, and it fell right off its hinges. With that I ran into the hall, making it look like I never went near the doors. After about ten minutes Tory and Legolas walk into the hall. They found me in the corner of the hall, so they came over to me.
"So, do you like it here?" Legolas asked me.
"I guess, if you like to be crowed." I answered him.
"Yeah, I guess. My ass hurts; I swear I will never ride a horse again." Tory complained. She walked off to go find a cushion somewhere in the hall. I didn't expect her to find a cushion, because all the chairs were wood. I started outside when I heard I voice call me "Ali, come here." It was Eowyn.
"Hi. You called." I said to her with a smile.
"Where's Aragorn. He told me he would see me here."
"Did Tory tell you nothing? Number one, he's not here but he will be here later tomorrow night. Also did Tory tell you to stay away from her man?"
"Well yeah, but I wasn't really listening. I was looking at his hot face (drool)."
"Did he really tell you he would be meeting you here?"
"No, I just kind of, er, made it up. You know. But why would you care if he never told me."
"Because I don't want you spreading the wrong info, about what someone said or didn't say."
"He told me he liked Tory, last night." I saw startled by a voice that came from behind me. It was Legolas. "So girl, I think you're out of the game." He said to Eowyn.
"Get it? Cry him a river, build him a bridge, and get over it." I told her. I looked at Legolas, who was trying not to laugh, but doing a really bad job of it.
"What did you just say? I'm not cry, building, or get over anything! He's my man and that's that girlfriend. Now will you keep you snotty attitude to yourself, or I will be forced to do something really bad to you." She said in a valley girl ascent.
"Never threaten her." Legolas said, losing his I'm about to die laughing face. At the moment I could see that Legolas had his bow and arrow pointing right in the center of her dirty, disgusting face.
"Legolas, it's ok, I can handle this. Don't worry. I have no reason to use weapons. Please put it away." I told him, thinking of my next diss to give to Eowyn. "Eowyn, you should wash out your attitude, or it's going to robe on your clothes. I don't think you want that to happen. No one will want to talk to you." Then I leaned in to whisper to her. "Don't act so rude around him. Him might think your upsetting me and point an arrow at your head again. I won't be so fast to save you the next time if it happens. Get it?" After saying that, she walked away, with an I've got an attitude with everyone look.
"What was that about?" Legolas asked me.
"Just a little girl talk. You know; nothing insulting. Don't give me that look Legolas. Don't worry." He gave me one of his looks like, oh my god are you ok; next time let me protect you. Tory finally walked back into the hall cushion less.
"What's the matter with you guys?" She asked us with a look like, something wrong is here I want to know what it is.
"We just saw the true side of Eowyn. You know nothing big. Legolas here wanted to save me. But I knew I could get rid of her. Know what, it's a long story." I said to Tory with a look like, I will tell you all of it later. Legolas went up to me whispered "I'll let you talk. Sorry about the whole bow thing. I only wanted to protect you." Then he kissed my cheek and walked away. I stood there watching him walking away. Then I started to tell Tory about what happened.
Chapter 6: The Fast and Dangerous
I woke up the next morning to hear Théoden yelling at the top of his lungs. Just shut up, I though to myself. Can't a girl get any sleep? I leaded over to see that Tory was awake too.
"What is the matter with him? Why is he screaming?" I asked Tory, now starting to wake up.
"I don't know. Something strange is going on." Right after she said that, the door to our room flung open. Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn were standing in the doorway.
"Wake up. We need to go." Aragorn said to us.
"But why? What is the matter? What's going on?" Tory asked him, looking starry eyed.
"Everyone is going to Helm's Deep, for protection. You must go with them." Gimli told us.
"No. We're staying with you, no matter what." I told the three of them. Then we started getting out of bed so we could get dressed. "Do you mind?" I asked all of them. Well, not all of them (ha-ha). I was really only talking to Aragorn and Gimli (ha-ha).
When we entered the hall, we found everyone packing to leave. In the middle of the hall we could see Eowyn having a sword fight with Aragorn, and talking to him. Tory ran right up to Eowyn, and whispered something in her ear. What it was, I couldn't hear. I found Legolas in the corner of the hall packing up he's swords, and arrows. I decided to go talk to him, since Tory was being a poop and left me.
"I can fight." I told him, as I walked up to him.
"Yeah, I know. But you can't come with us. You must go with the other woman to Helm's Deep for protection."
"What if I don't want to? What if I want to stay with you, and never want to be separated from you? What would you say to that?"
"I don't know. I know you can really fight, I guess you can come with us. Do you remember what we talked about when I gave you bow lessons?"
"Yeah, I practically memorized it." I said to him laughing.
"Well, I will have to ask Gandalf. I think he will say no, but I will make sure he will let you stay with us."
"What about Tory? You will ask for her too?"
"If that's what you want, yes. I will ask for her too."
"Thank you!" I kissed his cheek and walked away to go tell Tory.
~*~
We (Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, Tory, and I) all hoped onto our horses. Except for Tory, she needed help from Aragorn. I nearly fell off my horse laughing. You think she got onto the horse so many times; she would get the hang of it. But no, she stills help (ha-ha). We started riding off after the people who were walking. I leaned over to talk to Tory, "Having fun?"
"No. Why would I be having fun? I mean riding horses is even worse than running the mile run ever fall and winter in gym." Tory said, showing sore enthusiasm.
"Sorry I asked. I asked Legolas if he could get us to fight. He said he would ask Gandalf. I hope Gandalf says yes, I really want to fight."
"Sweet! Did you really ask him? You are the best!"
"I know. But what if Gandalf says no, what will happen then?"
"Well, I guess we will have to go with the woman in the caves of Helm's Deep."
I saw that Legolas was off his horse and standing on top of a hill. Then I heard him scream "Wargs!"
Then we started riding toward him, as fast as we could. While I was riding, I reached on my back for my bow and arrow. I could see the wargs running on the hill toward us. God, they need a makeover, or something. They were so ugly! I amid my bow and I saw my arrow flying in the air toward one of the wargs. I t hit it, and it fell to the ground with a loud thump. We started over the hill, and rode toward the wargs. I could feel arrows flying passed my ear. As the next arrow came I thought to myself, thanks for almost killing me.
Once we were close enough to them, I took out my sword and beheaded one of the orcs on the wargs. "Look at my form. Damn I'm good." I said out loud, but not meaning to.
I looked over at Tory to see that she was trying to use her staff, but not getting very far. I saw her almost fall off her horse because she was trying to hit the orc riding strait toward her (ha-ha). Then I heard her saying something, what it was I didn't understand. Then at the moment something green shot out of the staff, and hit the orc. Then the orc laughed, and almost cropped off Tory's head. If it wasn't for Aragorn, who fell off the horse and shot an arrow right at the orc's heart, Tory would have been orc meat.
I turned around and looked in front of me. Then I took out and arrow and shot it at one of the orcs riding directly at me. I swerved out of the way, turned around and killed the warg the flung passed my.
Finally, all of the orcs and wargs were dead. I turned around and looked at Tory. She looked shocked (haha). I rode my horse over to Tory "Where's Aragorn?"
"He fell off the horse, and got attached to one of the wargs. The warg couldn't stop, and it took Aragorn over the cliff." By the time Tory finished her story, Legolas and Gimli had joined in listening.
Gimli look at Tory and said "He'll be fine. Don't worry."
"I know. We must now get to Helm's Deep for more wargs are coming." Tory told us.
Leaving it at that note, we started after the people on foot.
~*~
I could see Helm's Deep in the distance. We were coming near. What fun! Not. We entered Helm's Deep to find my people sitting along the walls. They looked tired and hungry. Legolas came up to me and said "This is where many people go to get protection from danger."
"Like refugees, looking for shelter from danger?"
"Exactly. You go it! I got Gandalf to let you stay with us. Oh, and one other thing, your kiss was great."
From that I started blushing, I could feel it. Then I started riding faster, because I didn't want him to see me blushing.
~*~
Helm's Deep was nothing like I had expected. It was greater. I kept winding up and up, until I got to these huge doors. I hoped off my horse, and walked inside. It was almost like the hall in which Théoden lived. As I closed the doors behind me, I guess I slammed it too hard, and it fell right off its hinges. With that I ran into the hall, making it look like I never went near the doors. After about ten minutes Tory and Legolas walk into the hall. They found me in the corner of the hall, so they came over to me.
"So, do you like it here?" Legolas asked me.
"I guess, if you like to be crowed." I answered him.
"Yeah, I guess. My ass hurts; I swear I will never ride a horse again." Tory complained. She walked off to go find a cushion somewhere in the hall. I didn't expect her to find a cushion, because all the chairs were wood. I started outside when I heard I voice call me "Ali, come here." It was Eowyn.
"Hi. You called." I said to her with a smile.
"Where's Aragorn. He told me he would see me here."
"Did Tory tell you nothing? Number one, he's not here but he will be here later tomorrow night. Also did Tory tell you to stay away from her man?"
"Well yeah, but I wasn't really listening. I was looking at his hot face (drool)."
"Did he really tell you he would be meeting you here?"
"No, I just kind of, er, made it up. You know. But why would you care if he never told me."
"Because I don't want you spreading the wrong info, about what someone said or didn't say."
"He told me he liked Tory, last night." I saw startled by a voice that came from behind me. It was Legolas. "So girl, I think you're out of the game." He said to Eowyn.
"Get it? Cry him a river, build him a bridge, and get over it." I told her. I looked at Legolas, who was trying not to laugh, but doing a really bad job of it.
"What did you just say? I'm not cry, building, or get over anything! He's my man and that's that girlfriend. Now will you keep you snotty attitude to yourself, or I will be forced to do something really bad to you." She said in a valley girl ascent.
"Never threaten her." Legolas said, losing his I'm about to die laughing face. At the moment I could see that Legolas had his bow and arrow pointing right in the center of her dirty, disgusting face.
"Legolas, it's ok, I can handle this. Don't worry. I have no reason to use weapons. Please put it away." I told him, thinking of my next diss to give to Eowyn. "Eowyn, you should wash out your attitude, or it's going to robe on your clothes. I don't think you want that to happen. No one will want to talk to you." Then I leaned in to whisper to her. "Don't act so rude around him. Him might think your upsetting me and point an arrow at your head again. I won't be so fast to save you the next time if it happens. Get it?" After saying that, she walked away, with an I've got an attitude with everyone look.
"What was that about?" Legolas asked me.
"Just a little girl talk. You know; nothing insulting. Don't give me that look Legolas. Don't worry." He gave me one of his looks like, oh my god are you ok; next time let me protect you. Tory finally walked back into the hall cushion less.
"What's the matter with you guys?" She asked us with a look like, something wrong is here I want to know what it is.
"We just saw the true side of Eowyn. You know nothing big. Legolas here wanted to save me. But I knew I could get rid of her. Know what, it's a long story." I said to Tory with a look like, I will tell you all of it later. Legolas went up to me whispered "I'll let you talk. Sorry about the whole bow thing. I only wanted to protect you." Then he kissed my cheek and walked away. I stood there watching him walking away. Then I started to tell Tory about what happened.