A/N As promise, here is the brand spanking new chapter. Please enjoy and
thank you for you suggestions! On with the fic!
New games and more fun!
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TnM: Hello and welcome back to the show where the points don't matter. Yup, it doesn't matter at all just like flute lessons are to Amiboshi.
Amiboshi: *frowns*
TnM: I'm kidding Ami-baby. Let's move on to a game called 'News Flash'. This is for Amiboshi, Tasuki, and Tamahome.
Audience: *cheers*
(The three seishis get out of their seats.)
TnM: Now I will explain how the game works. Amiboshi and Tamahome are reporters in a studio. Tasuki is a reporter in the field. Tasuki has to stand in front of a green wall. That shade of green can be replaced electronically with video of a scene. Thanks to the monitors in the studio, everybody but Tasuki knows what scene is showing. With what Amiboshi and Tamahome in the studio say as Tasuki's only guide, Tasuki must guess the scene behind him.
(Amiboshi and Tamahome sit on stools, and Tasuki stands in front of a large green screen with a microphone in his hand.)
TnM: Whenever you boys are ready go ahead.
Amiboshi: So how's your wife Tamahome?
Tamahome: Oh, she just fine. How about your brother?
Amiboshi: Still in the mental ward.
Tamahome: Oh, that's too bad. Oh, we interrupt this program for a special bulletin from our reporter Tasuki.
(Tasuki is in front of small scenes when Nuriko, Tamahome, and other people are knocking around Tasuki. You know, how Tasuki is always getting beat up in the FY series.)
Tasuki: *doesn't know what's behind him* I-I can barely hear you guys! The screams of anguish are drowning you out!
Tamahome: *sniggers* So Tasuki can you tell us how all this started?
Tasuki: Yes, it started when the hit anime Rurouni Kenshin, was being dubbed in the US.
Audience: *laughing*
Tasuki: Then this great riot broke out.
(The scene shows Nuriko punching Tasuki to the wall.)
Amiboshi: *tries to hide his laugh* My Tasuki, this great event has really punched you in the face.
Tasuki: *pretends to duck from something* It certainly did!
Audience: *laughs harder*
(The scene shows Tamahome punching Tasuki into orbit. The scene changes with Tasuki being beaten up by his horse. You know, when Tasuki stole his horse's carrot.)
Amiboshi: Well, enough HORSING around. What are you going to do about that incredible blazing fire?
TnM and Nuriko: *burst out laughing*
(The scene changes with Tasuki being punched around by Chichiri and Nuriko.)
Tasuki: Well, they just called the fire department, and any minute now, they'll put it out.
Tamahome: Tasuki, do you feel that you are in any danger at all?
Tasuki: Nah, this is nothing. The only time I'm in danger is when Nuriko is angry and knocking me around.
Audience: *cheers and applause*
*BUZZ* *BUZZ* *BUZZ*
TnM: Okay Tasuki, can you guess where you are or what is happening?
Tasuki: Everyone is beating me up.
TnM: *presses buzzer* Correct!
(The three go back to their seats.)
TnM: Magnificent job you guys. A thousand points each, and Tasuki here is something for doing a great job. *hands Tasuki a hundred dollar bill*
Tasuki: *takes it and eyes widen when he looks at it* Oh my god, it's real!
Nuriko: What?! *looks at dollar bill*
Amiboshi: What, I want to see!
Tasuki: It's real! *shows it to everyone*
Tamahome: Hold on, let me see that. *takes dollar bill and laughs* That's not a hundred dollar bill! *secretly puts in pocket*
Tasuki: *gasp* He took my money!
TnM: Tamahome give it back to him.
Tamahome: *pouts and hands it back*
Tasuki: *takes dollar and mutters* Greedy bastard...
TnM: Okay, next game shall be 'Film, theater, and television styles'. This is for Nuriko, Tamahome, and Tasuki.
Audience: *cheers*
TnM: Here's how the game goes. You're going to act out a scene, but I'm going to make them adopt different film and television styles that our audience here is going to suggest to me. Now what I need from you is like styles of television shows or films or theater...
(Audience shouts out suggestions.)
Apple: Malibu's most wanted, and opera!
TnM: *writes is down* Okay, what else?
Sara: Badly dubbed anime!
Water Sprite: The Matrix!
TnM: *writes it down* Okay, I think I got everything. Now the scene is, Nuriko you work in a 7 eleven store, and Tasuki, a thief, tries to rob you.
Tasuki: Why do I got to be the thief?
TnM: *rolls eyes* You're a bandit.
Tasuki: Oh, yeah.
TnM: Anyway, and Tamahome is the policeman who comes to save the day. Ready and go!
Nuriko: *standing around and pretending he is chewing gum*
Tasuki: *comes in and points his finger at Nuriko* Put your hands up!
Nuriko: EEEEK! Don't hurt me!
Tasuki: Now give me all your money, a hotdog with everything except relish, and a cherry slushy!
Nuriko: Do you want a large, medium, or small cup?
Tasuki: Anything is fine!
Tamahome: *jumps into the scene* Freeze! I got uh...jelly filled donut! Yeah, and I'm not afraid to use it!
Tasuki: Oh yeah? Well, look it's Soi doing a striptease! *points*
Tamahome: *looks where Tasuki is pointing* Huh? Where? Where?
Tasuki: *knocks 'donut' out of Tamahome's hand* HA HA! Now you're unarmed!
Tamahome: Oh yeah? Hey, is that Kouji dressed like a hooker?! *points*
Tasuki: *turns* Huh?
Kouji in the audience: *blinks* What?
Tamahome: *knocks 'gun' out of Tasuki's hand and grabs it* HA HA!
*BUZZ*
TnM: Malibu's most wanted.
Tasuki: Yeah, I'm Malibu's most wanted! Now give me yo cash!
Nuriko: *Chinese accent* That won't be necessary, because I can just use this. *points finger at Tasuki pretending it's a gun* (a/n Sorry I don't remember the movie that well.)
Tamahome: *comes in* What ta' hell are you doin' man? You ain't black now put yo Asian hands up!
Tasuki: You ain't got nothing on me! *starts rapping* Yo, I'm on the run. I ain't haven't no fun. Ya'll make me feel like hot dog, without the bun.
*BUZZ*
TnM: Opera.
Tasuki: *singing* Give me all of your cash or else I'll shoot!
Nuriko: *singing* Oh no! Please don't hurt me!
Tamahome: *singing* Freeze! I got a jelly filled donut and I'm not afraid to use it!
Tasuki: *points* Oh my god! What is that over there?!
Tamahome: *looks at where he is pointing* WHERE?!
Tasuki: *knocks out 'donut'* HAAA HAAA HAAA! Now you are unarmed!
*BUZZ*
TnM: Badly dubbed anime.
Tasuki: Rekka Shinen!
TnM: Not your anime.
Tasuki: Hey, I'm Goku, will give me all your money?
Nuriko: Hi Goku, I'm Sa-ker-a. I don't have any money, only Clow Cards. Maybe my friend Madison has some money.
Tamahome: *annoying girly voice* Don't worry! The champion of justice is here! And in the name of the moon, I'll punish you.
*BUZZ*
TnM: The Matrix.
Tasuki: Now give me a slushy.
Nuriko: Which one will you choose? The red or the blue slushy?
Tamahome: *comes in* I am now entering the crime scene.
Tasuki: *pretends to shoot 'gun' at Tamahome*
Tamahome: *slowly leans back and dodges 'bullets'*
*BUZZ* *BUZZ* *BUZZ*
TnM: We'll be back to more 'Whose line is it anyway?'. So don't go anywhere!
A/N Sorry, I'm having a writers block for the world's worst thing. This chapter isn't very good, but it'll do. Now you guys know what to do next. Push that little blue button at the bottom of the page and sent a review. You do that and I'll give you cookies.
New games and more fun!
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TnM: Hello and welcome back to the show where the points don't matter. Yup, it doesn't matter at all just like flute lessons are to Amiboshi.
Amiboshi: *frowns*
TnM: I'm kidding Ami-baby. Let's move on to a game called 'News Flash'. This is for Amiboshi, Tasuki, and Tamahome.
Audience: *cheers*
(The three seishis get out of their seats.)
TnM: Now I will explain how the game works. Amiboshi and Tamahome are reporters in a studio. Tasuki is a reporter in the field. Tasuki has to stand in front of a green wall. That shade of green can be replaced electronically with video of a scene. Thanks to the monitors in the studio, everybody but Tasuki knows what scene is showing. With what Amiboshi and Tamahome in the studio say as Tasuki's only guide, Tasuki must guess the scene behind him.
(Amiboshi and Tamahome sit on stools, and Tasuki stands in front of a large green screen with a microphone in his hand.)
TnM: Whenever you boys are ready go ahead.
Amiboshi: So how's your wife Tamahome?
Tamahome: Oh, she just fine. How about your brother?
Amiboshi: Still in the mental ward.
Tamahome: Oh, that's too bad. Oh, we interrupt this program for a special bulletin from our reporter Tasuki.
(Tasuki is in front of small scenes when Nuriko, Tamahome, and other people are knocking around Tasuki. You know, how Tasuki is always getting beat up in the FY series.)
Tasuki: *doesn't know what's behind him* I-I can barely hear you guys! The screams of anguish are drowning you out!
Tamahome: *sniggers* So Tasuki can you tell us how all this started?
Tasuki: Yes, it started when the hit anime Rurouni Kenshin, was being dubbed in the US.
Audience: *laughing*
Tasuki: Then this great riot broke out.
(The scene shows Nuriko punching Tasuki to the wall.)
Amiboshi: *tries to hide his laugh* My Tasuki, this great event has really punched you in the face.
Tasuki: *pretends to duck from something* It certainly did!
Audience: *laughs harder*
(The scene shows Tamahome punching Tasuki into orbit. The scene changes with Tasuki being beaten up by his horse. You know, when Tasuki stole his horse's carrot.)
Amiboshi: Well, enough HORSING around. What are you going to do about that incredible blazing fire?
TnM and Nuriko: *burst out laughing*
(The scene changes with Tasuki being punched around by Chichiri and Nuriko.)
Tasuki: Well, they just called the fire department, and any minute now, they'll put it out.
Tamahome: Tasuki, do you feel that you are in any danger at all?
Tasuki: Nah, this is nothing. The only time I'm in danger is when Nuriko is angry and knocking me around.
Audience: *cheers and applause*
*BUZZ* *BUZZ* *BUZZ*
TnM: Okay Tasuki, can you guess where you are or what is happening?
Tasuki: Everyone is beating me up.
TnM: *presses buzzer* Correct!
(The three go back to their seats.)
TnM: Magnificent job you guys. A thousand points each, and Tasuki here is something for doing a great job. *hands Tasuki a hundred dollar bill*
Tasuki: *takes it and eyes widen when he looks at it* Oh my god, it's real!
Nuriko: What?! *looks at dollar bill*
Amiboshi: What, I want to see!
Tasuki: It's real! *shows it to everyone*
Tamahome: Hold on, let me see that. *takes dollar bill and laughs* That's not a hundred dollar bill! *secretly puts in pocket*
Tasuki: *gasp* He took my money!
TnM: Tamahome give it back to him.
Tamahome: *pouts and hands it back*
Tasuki: *takes dollar and mutters* Greedy bastard...
TnM: Okay, next game shall be 'Film, theater, and television styles'. This is for Nuriko, Tamahome, and Tasuki.
Audience: *cheers*
TnM: Here's how the game goes. You're going to act out a scene, but I'm going to make them adopt different film and television styles that our audience here is going to suggest to me. Now what I need from you is like styles of television shows or films or theater...
(Audience shouts out suggestions.)
Apple: Malibu's most wanted, and opera!
TnM: *writes is down* Okay, what else?
Sara: Badly dubbed anime!
Water Sprite: The Matrix!
TnM: *writes it down* Okay, I think I got everything. Now the scene is, Nuriko you work in a 7 eleven store, and Tasuki, a thief, tries to rob you.
Tasuki: Why do I got to be the thief?
TnM: *rolls eyes* You're a bandit.
Tasuki: Oh, yeah.
TnM: Anyway, and Tamahome is the policeman who comes to save the day. Ready and go!
Nuriko: *standing around and pretending he is chewing gum*
Tasuki: *comes in and points his finger at Nuriko* Put your hands up!
Nuriko: EEEEK! Don't hurt me!
Tasuki: Now give me all your money, a hotdog with everything except relish, and a cherry slushy!
Nuriko: Do you want a large, medium, or small cup?
Tasuki: Anything is fine!
Tamahome: *jumps into the scene* Freeze! I got uh...jelly filled donut! Yeah, and I'm not afraid to use it!
Tasuki: Oh yeah? Well, look it's Soi doing a striptease! *points*
Tamahome: *looks where Tasuki is pointing* Huh? Where? Where?
Tasuki: *knocks 'donut' out of Tamahome's hand* HA HA! Now you're unarmed!
Tamahome: Oh yeah? Hey, is that Kouji dressed like a hooker?! *points*
Tasuki: *turns* Huh?
Kouji in the audience: *blinks* What?
Tamahome: *knocks 'gun' out of Tasuki's hand and grabs it* HA HA!
*BUZZ*
TnM: Malibu's most wanted.
Tasuki: Yeah, I'm Malibu's most wanted! Now give me yo cash!
Nuriko: *Chinese accent* That won't be necessary, because I can just use this. *points finger at Tasuki pretending it's a gun* (a/n Sorry I don't remember the movie that well.)
Tamahome: *comes in* What ta' hell are you doin' man? You ain't black now put yo Asian hands up!
Tasuki: You ain't got nothing on me! *starts rapping* Yo, I'm on the run. I ain't haven't no fun. Ya'll make me feel like hot dog, without the bun.
*BUZZ*
TnM: Opera.
Tasuki: *singing* Give me all of your cash or else I'll shoot!
Nuriko: *singing* Oh no! Please don't hurt me!
Tamahome: *singing* Freeze! I got a jelly filled donut and I'm not afraid to use it!
Tasuki: *points* Oh my god! What is that over there?!
Tamahome: *looks at where he is pointing* WHERE?!
Tasuki: *knocks out 'donut'* HAAA HAAA HAAA! Now you are unarmed!
*BUZZ*
TnM: Badly dubbed anime.
Tasuki: Rekka Shinen!
TnM: Not your anime.
Tasuki: Hey, I'm Goku, will give me all your money?
Nuriko: Hi Goku, I'm Sa-ker-a. I don't have any money, only Clow Cards. Maybe my friend Madison has some money.
Tamahome: *annoying girly voice* Don't worry! The champion of justice is here! And in the name of the moon, I'll punish you.
*BUZZ*
TnM: The Matrix.
Tasuki: Now give me a slushy.
Nuriko: Which one will you choose? The red or the blue slushy?
Tamahome: *comes in* I am now entering the crime scene.
Tasuki: *pretends to shoot 'gun' at Tamahome*
Tamahome: *slowly leans back and dodges 'bullets'*
*BUZZ* *BUZZ* *BUZZ*
TnM: We'll be back to more 'Whose line is it anyway?'. So don't go anywhere!
A/N Sorry, I'm having a writers block for the world's worst thing. This chapter isn't very good, but it'll do. Now you guys know what to do next. Push that little blue button at the bottom of the page and sent a review. You do that and I'll give you cookies.