A/N I'm so sorry you guys for not updating in such a long time. I got a
little sidetracked, because I had to update my other fics and stuff. By the
way, I've been working on some original fics on fictionpress.com I hope you
can read and review them, but don't forget to review my other fics!
TnM: Hello and welcome back to 'Whose line is it anyway?'. If you have never seen the show THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU READING THIS?
Tamahome: *whines* I want to go home.
Tasuki: I want some sake.
Nuriko: I want my Hotohori-sama.
Amiboshi: I want to die.
TnM: I know what will cheer you people up! A new game!
All four: *groans some more*
TnM: Now let's all go to a game called 'World's worst'. This is for all four of you.
Audience: *cheers*
(All of them step down on the red step)
TnM: Now, this is how the games goes. Each of you has to step down from the red step and give an example on the subject I give you. So I want you all to give me an example of the world's worst person to be stranded on a boat with.
Audience: *laughs*
Tasuki: *steps down* Hey, meet my puppet Kouji, he's great at knock-knock jokes.
*BUZZ*
(Tamahome steps down)
Tamahome: *crazy look* Yeah, you look really pretty.
Audience: *laughs*
Nuriko: *steps down and sings* Oh, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! Everybody's nerves! Everybody's nerves!
*BUZZ*
Amiboshi: *steps down* I twiddled the oars into toothpicks while you were asleep.
*BUZZ*
Tasuki: *steps down* I saw this yummy looking seagull flying by and I thought we could have him for lunch. So I shot him with the emergency flare gun!
*BUZZ*
Amiboshi: *steps down* We passed an island an hour ago while you were asleep, and I didn't want to disturb you.
*BUZZ*
Tasuki: *about to step down*
*BUZZ*
Tasuki: HEY!
TnM: Kidding! ^-^
Tasuki: *grumbles and steps down* Oh, I knew I shouldn't have eaten that burrito.
Audience: *laughs harder*
*BUZZ* *BUZZ* *BUZZ*
TnM: Okay, a thousand points to all of you!
Tamahome: Do we get money?!
TnM: No.
Tamahome: *pouts*
TnM: Now let's go to game that you all have seen before 'Scenes from a hat'!
Audience: *cheers*
TnM: This is for everybody. I have a little hat here. And what we did before the show is we asked the audience to write some suggestions down for us. And we take some of these suggestions, the good ones, and we put them in a hat. All of the suggestions are their own. And I'm going to read them out, and see how many they can perform. Let's start out with "Comments that can get you a black eye".
Tasuki: *gestures Tamahome to come down*
Tamahome: *steps down*
Tasuki: I slept with Miaka.
Tamahome: *twitches and punches Tasuki*
Tasuki: OW! I was kidding you bastard!
*BUZZ*
Amiboshi: *steps down* Well honey, you don't look as fat as you did yesterday.
*BUZZ*
Tamahome: *gestures Nuriko to come down*
Nuriko: *steps down*
Tamahome: *gulps* I'm gonna regret this. *points at his eye* I want you to punch me VERY HARD in the eye.
Nuriko: ^_^ Okay! *punches Tamahome in the crotch*
Tamahome: *keels over holding his damaged jewels* O_O
Tasuki: Hehe...Looks like Tama's never gonna have kids.
*BUZZ*
TnM: 'Bad ways to greet the emperor of Konan'.
Tasuki: *steps down* Pull my finger. *sticks out finger*
Tamahome: *quickly recovers and steps down* Hey, guess who I am! *deeper voice* I'm so beautiful, it's scary.'
Audience: *laughs*
Hotohori in the audience: *very angry look*
*BUZZ*
TnM: 'World's worst teachers'.
Nuriko: Hello, I'm Tomo and I will teach you how to laugh like me. KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!
Amiboshi: *deep monotone voice* I'm Nakago and I'll be your teacher. Anyone who causes trouble will get a bad whipping. *makes a whipping noise*
*BUZZ* *BUZZ* *BUZZ*
(All the seishis go back to their seats.)
TnM: Terrific and a hundred points to you guys, and Amiboshi gets two thousand for that impression of Nakago.
Amiboshi: ^_^
TnM: Okay, let's move on to a game called 'Two line vocabulary' this is for Tasuki, Amiboshi, and Tamahome.
(The three step down.)
TnM: Now, I'll explain how the game goes. You guys will be acting out a scene. Amiboshi can say whatever he wants, however, Tasuki and Tamahome can only say two sentences. Tasuki your lines are 'What the hell is that?' and 'Let's not go there.'
Tasuki: *shrugs* I guess that doesn't sound so bad.
TnM: Tamahome, your lines are 'Should I use my gun?' and 'Somebody needs a hug.'
Tamahome: *raises eyebrow* Um...okay...
TnM: The scene is that you three are sailing on a ship. Amiboshi, the captain, and his crew, Tasuki and Tamahome, are on a mission to sail to their enemy's territory so they could make peace. So, go on ahead.
Amiboshi: *pretends he's steering a steering wheel* Any minute now and we'll be on land.
Tasuki: *points* What the hell is that?
Tamahome: *pretends to hold a gun* Should I use my gun?
Amiboshi: No, no, that's nothing. Look, we just got to keep sailing until we reach our enemy's territory.
Tasuki: Let's not go there!
Amiboshi: We have to go there in order to have peace between our two countries.
Tamahome: Oh, somebody needs a hug.
Amiboshi: *hugs him* Uh, sure thanks. Oh wait, I see land!
Tamahome: Should I use my gun?
Amiboshi: No, there's no need for that! Now, Tasuki I want you to lower your anchor.
Tasuki: *eyes widen in surprise* Whoa, let's not go there!
Amiboshi: *annoyed* NO! I mean lower the anchor to stop the ship!
Tamahome: Somebody needs a hug! *hugs Amiboshi*
Amiboshi: *hugs back* Yeah, I love you too.
Tasuki: *points* What the hell is that?
Amiboshi: What? Oh my god, they're firing at us!
Tamahome: Should I use my gun?
Amiboshi: No, will you quit it with the guns?!
Tamahome: *threateningly* Should I use my gun?
Amiboshi: *fearfully* Okay, okay, I didn't mean to make you mad! It seems our enemy doesn't want peace, so Tasuki get the weapons.
Tasuki: What the hell is that?
Amiboshi: *groans* My god, what's the matter with you people! Tamahome, go get the weapons right now!
Tamahome: *mumbles angrily* Geez, somebody needs a hug. *pretends to bring weapons to Amiboshi*
Amiboshi: Tasuki, take the steering wheel while I load the weapons.
Tasuki: *just stands there*
Amiboshi: Well?
Tasuki...What the hell is that?
(Amiboshi falls over)
Amiboshi: Uh-oh, they're firing cannons at us now! *pretends to duck from something*
Tamahome: Should I use my gun?!
Amiboshi: Yes, use your gun! Fire at them! Do anything!
Tasuki: *pretends to cry* Let's not go there. *points upwards to heaven*
Amiboshi: We are not going to heaven, okay? We can survive this IF YOU STUPID IDIOTS JUST LISTEN TO MY ORDERS!!!!!
Tamahome: Somebody needs a-
Amiboshi: I DON'T NEED A DAMN HUG!
Tamahome and Tasuki: *cowers* O_O
Amiboshi: You know what? Screw this, I'm getting out of here! *pretends to jump off ship*
Tasuki: *turns to Tamahome with a confused look on face* What the hell was that?
Tamahome: *shrugs* Somebody needs a hug?
*BUZZ* BUZZ* *BUZZ*
TnM: We'll be back with more 'Whose line is it anyway' so don't go anywhere. *evil look* I mean it...
A/N Sorry, for the long update, but I assure you I'll try to update more recently. Anyway, read and review. You review and I will give you cookies!
TnM: Hello and welcome back to 'Whose line is it anyway?'. If you have never seen the show THEN WHY THE HELL ARE YOU READING THIS?
Tamahome: *whines* I want to go home.
Tasuki: I want some sake.
Nuriko: I want my Hotohori-sama.
Amiboshi: I want to die.
TnM: I know what will cheer you people up! A new game!
All four: *groans some more*
TnM: Now let's all go to a game called 'World's worst'. This is for all four of you.
Audience: *cheers*
(All of them step down on the red step)
TnM: Now, this is how the games goes. Each of you has to step down from the red step and give an example on the subject I give you. So I want you all to give me an example of the world's worst person to be stranded on a boat with.
Audience: *laughs*
Tasuki: *steps down* Hey, meet my puppet Kouji, he's great at knock-knock jokes.
*BUZZ*
(Tamahome steps down)
Tamahome: *crazy look* Yeah, you look really pretty.
Audience: *laughs*
Nuriko: *steps down and sings* Oh, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves! Everybody's nerves! Everybody's nerves!
*BUZZ*
Amiboshi: *steps down* I twiddled the oars into toothpicks while you were asleep.
*BUZZ*
Tasuki: *steps down* I saw this yummy looking seagull flying by and I thought we could have him for lunch. So I shot him with the emergency flare gun!
*BUZZ*
Amiboshi: *steps down* We passed an island an hour ago while you were asleep, and I didn't want to disturb you.
*BUZZ*
Tasuki: *about to step down*
*BUZZ*
Tasuki: HEY!
TnM: Kidding! ^-^
Tasuki: *grumbles and steps down* Oh, I knew I shouldn't have eaten that burrito.
Audience: *laughs harder*
*BUZZ* *BUZZ* *BUZZ*
TnM: Okay, a thousand points to all of you!
Tamahome: Do we get money?!
TnM: No.
Tamahome: *pouts*
TnM: Now let's go to game that you all have seen before 'Scenes from a hat'!
Audience: *cheers*
TnM: This is for everybody. I have a little hat here. And what we did before the show is we asked the audience to write some suggestions down for us. And we take some of these suggestions, the good ones, and we put them in a hat. All of the suggestions are their own. And I'm going to read them out, and see how many they can perform. Let's start out with "Comments that can get you a black eye".
Tasuki: *gestures Tamahome to come down*
Tamahome: *steps down*
Tasuki: I slept with Miaka.
Tamahome: *twitches and punches Tasuki*
Tasuki: OW! I was kidding you bastard!
*BUZZ*
Amiboshi: *steps down* Well honey, you don't look as fat as you did yesterday.
*BUZZ*
Tamahome: *gestures Nuriko to come down*
Nuriko: *steps down*
Tamahome: *gulps* I'm gonna regret this. *points at his eye* I want you to punch me VERY HARD in the eye.
Nuriko: ^_^ Okay! *punches Tamahome in the crotch*
Tamahome: *keels over holding his damaged jewels* O_O
Tasuki: Hehe...Looks like Tama's never gonna have kids.
*BUZZ*
TnM: 'Bad ways to greet the emperor of Konan'.
Tasuki: *steps down* Pull my finger. *sticks out finger*
Tamahome: *quickly recovers and steps down* Hey, guess who I am! *deeper voice* I'm so beautiful, it's scary.'
Audience: *laughs*
Hotohori in the audience: *very angry look*
*BUZZ*
TnM: 'World's worst teachers'.
Nuriko: Hello, I'm Tomo and I will teach you how to laugh like me. KAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!
Amiboshi: *deep monotone voice* I'm Nakago and I'll be your teacher. Anyone who causes trouble will get a bad whipping. *makes a whipping noise*
*BUZZ* *BUZZ* *BUZZ*
(All the seishis go back to their seats.)
TnM: Terrific and a hundred points to you guys, and Amiboshi gets two thousand for that impression of Nakago.
Amiboshi: ^_^
TnM: Okay, let's move on to a game called 'Two line vocabulary' this is for Tasuki, Amiboshi, and Tamahome.
(The three step down.)
TnM: Now, I'll explain how the game goes. You guys will be acting out a scene. Amiboshi can say whatever he wants, however, Tasuki and Tamahome can only say two sentences. Tasuki your lines are 'What the hell is that?' and 'Let's not go there.'
Tasuki: *shrugs* I guess that doesn't sound so bad.
TnM: Tamahome, your lines are 'Should I use my gun?' and 'Somebody needs a hug.'
Tamahome: *raises eyebrow* Um...okay...
TnM: The scene is that you three are sailing on a ship. Amiboshi, the captain, and his crew, Tasuki and Tamahome, are on a mission to sail to their enemy's territory so they could make peace. So, go on ahead.
Amiboshi: *pretends he's steering a steering wheel* Any minute now and we'll be on land.
Tasuki: *points* What the hell is that?
Tamahome: *pretends to hold a gun* Should I use my gun?
Amiboshi: No, no, that's nothing. Look, we just got to keep sailing until we reach our enemy's territory.
Tasuki: Let's not go there!
Amiboshi: We have to go there in order to have peace between our two countries.
Tamahome: Oh, somebody needs a hug.
Amiboshi: *hugs him* Uh, sure thanks. Oh wait, I see land!
Tamahome: Should I use my gun?
Amiboshi: No, there's no need for that! Now, Tasuki I want you to lower your anchor.
Tasuki: *eyes widen in surprise* Whoa, let's not go there!
Amiboshi: *annoyed* NO! I mean lower the anchor to stop the ship!
Tamahome: Somebody needs a hug! *hugs Amiboshi*
Amiboshi: *hugs back* Yeah, I love you too.
Tasuki: *points* What the hell is that?
Amiboshi: What? Oh my god, they're firing at us!
Tamahome: Should I use my gun?
Amiboshi: No, will you quit it with the guns?!
Tamahome: *threateningly* Should I use my gun?
Amiboshi: *fearfully* Okay, okay, I didn't mean to make you mad! It seems our enemy doesn't want peace, so Tasuki get the weapons.
Tasuki: What the hell is that?
Amiboshi: *groans* My god, what's the matter with you people! Tamahome, go get the weapons right now!
Tamahome: *mumbles angrily* Geez, somebody needs a hug. *pretends to bring weapons to Amiboshi*
Amiboshi: Tasuki, take the steering wheel while I load the weapons.
Tasuki: *just stands there*
Amiboshi: Well?
Tasuki...What the hell is that?
(Amiboshi falls over)
Amiboshi: Uh-oh, they're firing cannons at us now! *pretends to duck from something*
Tamahome: Should I use my gun?!
Amiboshi: Yes, use your gun! Fire at them! Do anything!
Tasuki: *pretends to cry* Let's not go there. *points upwards to heaven*
Amiboshi: We are not going to heaven, okay? We can survive this IF YOU STUPID IDIOTS JUST LISTEN TO MY ORDERS!!!!!
Tamahome: Somebody needs a-
Amiboshi: I DON'T NEED A DAMN HUG!
Tamahome and Tasuki: *cowers* O_O
Amiboshi: You know what? Screw this, I'm getting out of here! *pretends to jump off ship*
Tasuki: *turns to Tamahome with a confused look on face* What the hell was that?
Tamahome: *shrugs* Somebody needs a hug?
*BUZZ* BUZZ* *BUZZ*
TnM: We'll be back with more 'Whose line is it anyway' so don't go anywhere. *evil look* I mean it...
A/N Sorry, for the long update, but I assure you I'll try to update more recently. Anyway, read and review. You review and I will give you cookies!